The OOC Thread of Poorly Made Tacos

[Shorty]

@foa> YOU WOULD SO SLEEP WITH THE BEAST

Begin again!

[Tigmafuzz]

Shorty is a poorly made taco :colbert:

[Shorty]

If you don't have a quote you can gtfo :colbert:

but no, you are the poorly made taco

[Tigmafuzz]

o rly?

@DK> okay well the big news today is that sarah would give rantzien a blumpkin for some pie

[Shorty]

a) that is not a real quote

and b) what happens in tot stays in tot

banned

[Tigmafuzz]

a) that is not a real quote

yes it is.

kotora> yeah that also pretty big
kotora> 13 inches is enough for me
kotora> but i guess some people like it bigger

@foa> my previous was 10 inches so this is like
@foa> goliath
@foa> also hard to type while stretched out on my tummy
@foa> but so far so good.

kotora> well 17 inches is a whole new experience to take in if you're used to only 10
Tig> yeah foa don't be worried if you can't take 17 inches
Tig> doesn't seem like a lot of people would enjoy that experience

kotora> though 13 inches is still enough for me
kotora> also how heavy is it foa
@foa> like
@foa> six pounds

kotora> foa luvs those extra inches
@foa> I JUST WANT TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PLAY WITH IT

[Raistlin]

Shorty: my lips are good and you know it

[Citizen Bleys]

What the hell is this thread title supposed to mean? :aimmad:

[Shorty]

foa told me to make a new OOC thread and the title is respectfully in her honor.

but I guess this is turning into the quotes that were never said thread instead

[Quindiana Jones]

"Sodomy should be taught in PE lessons" - I'm My Own MILF

[Christmas]

I got rejected by a 45 years old husband beater again. :(
~ Quin

[Quindiana Jones]

Levian isn't 45 years old. :/

[Sephex]

See Bunny's signature for my thoughts on tacos.

[Raistlin]

Yeah, I actually thought the title was a reference to your taco quote, or maybe Bleys's oft-mentioned failure at tacos.

[Tigmafuzz]

Not from here, but:

* Simpe has entered #cancelled
Pedlya> my dad said its too big, and I guess it was
Pedlya> so my mom comes in and is trying to push it in...it still didnt go in
Pedlya> my brother uses his and it fits fine, so we just use his
* Simpe has quit IRC (wtf did i walk in on)

[Agent Proto]

Rantzien> Dishwater or Moist panties, babe? Make your choice.
Shorty> god
Shorty> get out

[Jiro]

Jam> SHORTY HAS A THIRD NIPPLE :D
Shorty> apparently, I do xD
Jam> triple nipple cobb

[Tigmafuzz]

Lockharted> we're very open about our flatulence
Lockharted> I love farting at work. It's like it's so noisy nobody can hear it, and it's always so busy that even if it's a bit of a nasty one, nobody will suspect it was me. Ever.

I don't even.

[fire_of_avalon]

Nah, the Tigmafuzz quotes about me were real, they were just a bit re-arranged.

[Night Fury]

Lockharted> we're very open about our flatulence
Lockharted> I love farting at work. It's like it's so noisy nobody can hear it, and it's always so busy that even if it's a bit of a nasty one, nobody will suspect it was me. Ever.

I don't even.

OH COME ON. :cry:

[Jessweeee♪]

I don't have a chat quote but last weekend or maybe the weekend before I said to a cute guy at the coffee shop "May I sample your banana?"

(They sell gelatto and you can sample the flavors and one of the flavors was banana and I wanted to sample it :()

[Citizen Bleys]

Bleys's oft-mentioned failure at tacos.

*groinkick*

[Jowy]

anyone have the cover of encino man with unne and bleys' heads photoshopped over sean astin and pauly shore?

[Peegee]

Shorty is a poorly made taco :colbert:

there.

[Citizen Bleys]

anyone have the cover of encino man with unne and bleys' heads photoshopped over sean astin and pauly shore?

Ahahaha, you think I won't kill you.

[Jowy]

i'll die for the greater good

[Raistlin]

Bleys's oft-mentioned failure at tacos.

*groinkick*

I think you have the wrong thread. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144998-i-wrote-short-story-what-do-you-think.html)

[Citizen Bleys]

You know, it's a good thing my job has already destroyed my faith in humanity.

[Pheesh]

This is dumb, I can't be bothered saving any quotes, this thread should just stay open all the time :/

[Citizen Bleys]

As long as we're reviving old merde: "This was either an accidental fire, or one done on purpose" ~WesLY

[Quindiana Jones]

What's that from?

[Jiro]

One of my favourite Proto quotes of all time:


what if some of us actually want the stick to stay in our butt?

[Agent Proto]

Jen> I think I hear her crying Kent
Jen> -000I think I hear her crying Kent\\\0
Shorty> Announcement: Jen has taken her ambien.
Shorty> In case anyone was wondering.
Jen> ]]]\]m,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,777777777777777777777777777777777777777777---------------------------------------------------z;m.kttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttcu

[Jiro]

Jenbien strikes again!

[Shorty]

But that section is at the bottom and has low activity.

[Tigmafuzz]

It was as if God and Jesus and Mary just bukakked into my mouth.

she was just talking about how good her pizza was

[Night Fury]

<iceglow> Iceglow: so for me faggots were like a big meal in the middle of the week</iceglow>

[Jinx]

VIVI PULLED OUT :|

[Raistlin]

Sephex's mom has great ones.

[Shorty]

Rantzien> I just tried to wipe an asterisk off my monitor

[Sephex]

Jenbien strikes again!

There will come a time where we will both be on ambien in chat at the same time.

Then Jenbien and The Dragon King shall have a glorious battle.

[Iceglow]

<Lockharted> almost everyone who cuddles me is disgusted because I shit on them.


oh dear

[Agent Proto]

Jenbien strikes again!

There will come a time where we will both be on ambien in chat at the same time.

Then Jenbien and The Dragon King shall have a glorious battle.

So the Dragon King is basically Sephex on Ambien?

[Jinx]

Iceglow> it's only an inch lol

[Night Fury]

<lockharted> almost everyone who cuddles me is disgusted because I trout on them.


oh dear

Totally missing the hilarious context.


</lockharted>

[Sephex]

Jenbien strikes again!

There will come a time where we will both be on ambien in chat at the same time.

Then Jenbien and The Dragon King shall have a glorious battle.

So the Dragon King is basically Sephex on Ambien?

Oh, no no no. He just visits me when I happen to take the sleep aid...

[Jiro]

I missed the Dragon King's return!? DARN.

[Shorty]

Jowy> talking about internet dicks
Jowy> sarah eats a hot dog

[Christmas]

Meat Puppet>

HEY OLD MANUS I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?

[Raistlin]

I've blown it a bunch of times

[Beowulf]

Locky> should I go for 6 inch or should I be a total slut and get a footlong?

[Night Fury]

Quin> Primarily, though I might do some kids on the side.

[Quindiana Jones]

:stare:

[Denmark]

Locky> sperm monkeys

[Quindiana Jones]

Locky> Nothing like a good hard one to make your day.

[Denmark]

Quin> i love poking my anus in the shower.

[Quindiana Jones]

That could be interpreted in one of two ways. :shifty:

[Rantz]

[22:41:18] &lt;@Shorty> this thing is huge, rob
[22:41:20] &lt;@Shorty> I'll share <3
[22:41:22] &lt;@Shorty> NO TOUCHING

[Night Fury]

[19:09] <@Rantzien> I used to fancy you until you pitied me with a "good to see you"
[19:09] * Rantzien sighs
[19:09] <@Rantzien> it's like you don't even know me at all anymore man
[19:11] <Jake> i used to say that and you'd hug me down to the floor
[19:11] <Jake> i don't know what's happened, man
[19:11] <Jake> but this isn't working like it should
[19:12] <Jake> and i have had enough
[19:12] <@Rantzien> ugh, great, I get a speech
[19:12] <@Rantzien> >:/
[19:14] <Jake> i've been speaking to debbie from deli counter and she says that i should take a break from you
[19:14] <Jake> she was right
[19:14] <Jake> don't take me for granted ever again
[19:14] <@Rantzien> just end it already
[19:15] <Jake> we are OVER
[19:16] <@Rantzien> I want you back
[19:17] <Jake> i want to hold your love handles and chew on your hair
[19:17] <@Rantzien> do it jake, do it just the way you know I love it
[19:18] <Jake> oh god i'm crying
[19:18] <Jake> okay
[19:18] * Jake does it
[19:18] * Rantzien jizzes
[19:19] <locky> <Locky> wtf...</locky>

[Pheesh]

Wow... That was hot.

[Shorty]

Tig> STUFF
Tig> STUFF FASTER
Tig> STUFF

[Tigmafuzz]

You forget I was talking to you when I said that :p

[Unbreakable Will]

Lord Julian, Most Handsome of all Men: I've given you your wallet back, that does not mean I ingest things you've touched! :nonono:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Umm, what?

[Jiro]

He must have been holding that one for a while!

[Shorty]

You forget I was talking to you when I said that :p

Way to break the "out of context" there :aimmad:

[Beowulf]

[15:59] Lockharted> OMG
[15:59] Lockharted> AHHH
[15:59] Lockharted> JIZZZ
[15:59] Lockharted> KSIHFKJSDHFKJHFDGH AHHHHH

[Shorty]

Proto> will his blow hole be big enough for Rantz?

[Unbreakable Will]

Umm, what?
You know. :colbert:

[Denmark]

Tig> that's like saying "if you buy regular tampons, it'd be gay, but him-pons are fine"

[Night Fury]

I like how in chat I made did a smurfing great line, and NOBODY quoted it - yet you all quote my terrible lines xD DAMN YOU ALL!!

[Quindiana Jones]

What was the line, Lock?

[Night Fury]

Kotora and Denmark were talking about wearing DBZ shirts to go out and pull ladies at bars, Kotora said something along the lines of "I barely get laid anyway wearing that shirt won't work in my favour"
So I piped up with
"I will lay you and scream out CHA LA HEAD CHA LA"


I thought it was good >.>

[Jiro]

... What does one say to that?

[Tigmafuzz]

I love my meat juicy

About time :jess:

[Denmark]

sam> PIKE
sam> YOU AND I SHALL HAVE BABIES NOW
@Pike> oh my.

[Raistlin]

@Pike> oh my.

I always read "oh my" in George Takei's voice, so I found that particularly amusing.

[Tigmafuzz]

Dragon_King> FOR I DO NOT SHOPPING AT WHEEL BARROWLAND
Dragon_King> THEY SLAPP ASSES
Dragon_King> NO GOOD DISCOUNTS

[Jiro]

Always missing the Dragon King's return.

[Rantz]

Someday, sometime, you may need me to be honest with you and to treat you with respect.

[Raistlin]

foa: Do or do not, there is no try?
Me: Fine next time I WILL slap her with my boner! Happy?
foa: Yep.

[Shorty]

So the line before that was "next time I will try to slap her with my boner"?

[Raistlin]

Something like that.

[Loony BoB]

So we waited more than a few weeks and chat is busy now.

[09:54] <</>Lockharted> DAD I WOULDNT LIKE TO smurf

o_o;

[Raistlin]

Someone made a new out of context thread already. I think it was Sarah.

[Shorty]

Daniel, you are a poorly made taco. :colbert:

[Loony BoB]

So is your face. I searched for quotes out of context and this was the first result. :p

EDIT: Found the other one now, I'll move the posts around now... in my defence, it doesn't even have 'quotes' in the thread title or first post. xD

[Iceglow]

I WILL slap her with my boner!

Yeah I've actually done this to a girl before the look of sheer shock on her face was second to fucking none! lmfao

[Night Fury]

I WILL slap her with my boner!

Yeah I've actually done this to a girl before the look of sheer shock on her face was second to smurfing none! lmfao

For smurfs sake Steve.

:colbert:

[Shorty]

indeed

:doublecolbert:

[Jinx]

I'm surprised it's long enough to swing about.

[Night Fury]

I'm surprised it's long enough to swing about.

That is a quote in itself :lol:

[Iceglow]

I'm surprised it's long enough to swing about.

A lot of things would surprise you.

[Rantz]

&lt;Sam> I'm not shy around pig penises

[Jinx]

<Sam> I'm not shy around pig penises

You really love this one, don't you? :(

[Quindiana Jones]

I imagine he's curious as to how you are around whale penises.

[Shorty]

:colbert:

[Quindiana Jones]

You're not the only whale on these forums, missy!

[Shorty]

Pontus says:
honeybear
Pontus says:
I do believe I am the king of making beefs

[snacks]

>skt i am the best

just kidding i don't know if i have any favorite quotes i just went through scrollback and found this

[22:03] <</>Proto> YELLING AT ASSES

[Tigmafuzz]

<Lockharted> fuck
<Lockharted> me
<Lockharted> get in my mouth
<Lockharted> tig

I... I don't...

<Lockharted> ride his penis
<Lockharted> ride him like seabiscuit

SHE WON'T STOP

[Goldenboko]

I don't understand the point of this thread :confused:

[Quindiana Jones]

It's a quote thread about Locky being a total whore.

[Night Fury]

It's a quote thread about Locky being a total whore.

I like how they're all out of context though.

:colbert:

The one Tig just posted was about cheesecake filled strawberries.


I'm not a whore. I'm innocent :( :(

[Shauna]

I can vouch for Lockhearted.




Not that she's trading me backing her up for sex or anything. :shifty:

[Night Fury]

I can vouch for Lockhearted.




Not that she's trading me backing her up for sex or anything. :shifty:

You gotta keep that one on the DL xD

Hmph, everything I say gets taken out of context! :lol:

[Goldenboko]

It's a quote thread about Locky being a total whore.

I like how they're all out of context though.

:colbert:

The one Tig just posted was about cheesecake filled strawberries.


I'm not a whore. I'm innocent :( :(

No one who talks about her own body excrement as much as you do can be called "innocent".

[Rantz]

The one Tig just posted was about cheesecake filled strawberries.

Let's see what he posted then...


<Lockharted> ride his penis
<Lockharted> ride him like seabiscuit

... :onoes:

[Night Fury]

It's a quote thread about Locky being a total whore.

I like how they're all out of context though.

:colbert:

The one Tig just posted was about cheesecake filled strawberries.


I'm not a whore. I'm innocent :( :(

No one who talks about her own body excrement as much as you do can be called "innocent".


It's just.... my quirkiness

[Jiro]

You realise that the "OOC" in the thread title means Out Of Context, right? That's the point.

[fire_of_avalon]

http://i.imgur.com/PRjL0.jpg

[Tigmafuzz]

That is definitely a poorly made taco.

[Night Fury]

You realise that the "OOC" in the thread title means Out Of Context, right? That's the point.

Yes I know, but I'm still being very badly incriminated :lol:

[Iceglow]

http://i.imgur.com/PRjL0.jpg

Not even real mexican food what with grated cheddar and sour cream, Julian ought to be ashamed he served you this shit.

[Criminally Vulgar]

[21:51] <shion> since when is it okay to give someone 40 minutes notice when expecting guests to come eat your pie

[NorthernChaosGod]

You guys are missing the point of that picture.

There is no shell.

[Jinx]

You guys are missing the point of that picture.

There is no shell.

No, I think they got it.

[Iceglow]

You guys are missing the point of that picture.

There is no shell.

No, I think they got it.

Yeah picking the obvious thing there would just be too damn easy.

[Tigmafuzz]

<shion> since when is it okay to give someone 40 minutes notice when expecting guests to come eat your pie

...what

[Goldenboko]

<GoBo>Now this is a story all about how. My EoFF life got turned upside down. See a couple of 1 posters they were starting no good. Started making trouble in my General Chat. I got into one little flame war and my bot got scared. She said "You're moving with BoB and Jiro before you get banned".

[Raistlin]

Jiro's supposed to prevent someone from being banned? He seems like a bad influence.

[Jiro]

I'm the kind of role model you're not meant to emulate. That's how you avoid being banned. You do nothing that I do.

[Tigmafuzz]

I'm the kind of role model you're not meant to emulate. That's how you avoid being banned. You do nothing that I do.

Does the phrase "do as I say, not as I do" apply here? Or are your words as poisonous as your actions?

[Jiro]

Depending on who you ask, what I say may or may not be just as dangerous.

[Flying Mullet]

Oh, bby. I'll come in whatever you want. :aimkiss:

It's where we horde crap. Like Shorty's virginity.

[Agent Proto]

Parker: maybe it wa sa gift :D
Faris: I'll sell you as a gift!
Parker: id make a lovely gift :D
Jeff: stuff you tightly in a box and wrap a bow so you can't escape
Faris: Don't forget to cover the holes! The person receiving the gift would be able to peek through
Jeff: The person would be so happy to see their gift of Parker after they open the box!
Jeff: Who's the gift for? xD
Faris: >_> <_< I don't know...
Parker: ...someone must want me :D
Jeff: Tara?
Faris: :erm:
Faris: YEAH she loves your fart noises!
Parker: IT WAS MY CHAIR
Faris: Whatever it was she totally wanted more of it
Jeff: we could falsely claim it's Phil in a Box

[Flying Mullet]

and I like to screw around a lot.

[Tigmafuzz]

* foa puffs out chest and has relations with women

[Tigmafuzz]

Faris: How long will I be in prison for it?

o.o

[Shorty]

Pontus says:
just practicing some guitar n______n

earlier that day

Rantzien> guitar is p e n i s

[Futan]

[16:24:03] Lockhearted:<lockharted> i like brown balls</lockharted>

[Pike]

[Futan] they need to be 'wet' to be good.

[Futan]

Shorty: THE SAUCE ISN'T THE BEST PART YOU SILLY GIRL, THE SAUSAGE IS

[Iceglow]

[10:54:40 PM] Faris: Jeff, I have never seen your mother by BY GOD that forehead is HUGE

[Shorty]

[on the phone]
me, whining: "what should I have for dinnerrr"
Wesley: "Soup." [pause] "Semen."

[Flying Mullet]

I have been penetrated

[fire_of_avalon]

sharkythesharkdogg> do it, and I'll strap you to the mattress and spark it off

[Flying Mullet]

There's no money in my vagina.

[Tigmafuzz]

There's no money in my vagina.

I think she's lying :erm:

[Agrias]

So i have to sit around and wait for someone to say something funny? So. Much. Work.

[Tigmafuzz]

You could always go looking for it. Try clicking "recent posts" on Shorty's page.


I can fit like ten people in here if you all stand shoulder to shoulder.

[Night Fury]

<loony_bob> Loony BoB - I have piles</loony_bob>

[Shorty]

You could always go looking for it. Try clicking "recent posts" on Shorty's page.


I can fit like ten people in here if you all stand shoulder to shoulder.

You stalker :aimmad:

[Flying Mullet]

I really like trout! Thanks to Bleys :love:

[Shorty]

:colbert:

[Flying Mullet]

Mine is between me, my sexual partners, and everyone who frequents #tot.

[Tigmafuzz]

You stalker :aimmad:

Hey, it's the quickest way to find hilarious quotes :roll2

[Jowy]

[21:07] &lt;Raebus> I enjoy a good ball tapping

[Jiro]

shion> its only like 2 inches long

[Agent Proto]

shion> I MISSED IT ;___;
shion> what did he post that got removed
Nicolas> He posted his penis.
Araciel> It was a short post.
Nicolas> [/rimshot]
shion> O__o
Araciel> Thank you
Jiro> Flawless victory

[Pumpkin]

I am in too many of these.

[Tigmafuzz]

I am in too many of these.

That's an odd spelling of few.

[Jiro]

<@foa> Do you want me to take the asshole out of you?

[Jiro]

<@Spirts of Terra> I grotion my milkduds thoroughly every morning

[Iceglow]

I'm sorry Parker but I had to do it!



[3:49:54 PM] Parker: loll
[3:49:57 PM] Parker: babies own
[3:50:01 PM] Parker: wouldnt wnat one tho
[3:50:20 PM] Parker: i would borrow one and like mess with it

Hide yo' babies, hide yo wife!

[Jiro]

TTFDelbpido

[CimminyCricket]

[11:59] <Locky> I need a good filling

[Rantz]

&lt;Proto> I had five guys a couple days ago. :>

[Shorty]

QUIZNO'S IS BETTER

[Pheesh]

NO IT IS NOT YOU LIAR!!! DON'T TURN THIS INTO A THREAD OF LIES!!!

[Shorty]

You are turning it into a thread of lies, darling :aimkiss:

[Pheesh]

When you pass out I'm going to pile Five Guys burgers and fries on top of you as high as the ceiling D:<

[Shorty]

do it :love:

[Jowy]

that sounds like the most pleasant way to die of a heart attack EVER

i want cajun fries every single day.

[Denmark]

sarah wants five guys piled on top of her, confirmed

eric wants five guys every single day, confirmed

[Jowy]

guilty as charged.

[Iceglow]

This needs no real introduction:


[23:42:47] Faris: Steve's all like "I gotta catch 'em all!"
He's going to be the very best
like no one ever wassss
to catch crazy bitches is his real test!
To train them is his caaaaaauuuuuuuussssss
He will travel accross London
Searching far and wiiiiide
each crazy bitch to understand the power in his pants
CRAZY BITCHES
A heart so coooooollllldddd
His lobido will pull him through!
You teach me and I'll teach you
CRAZY BITCHES
Gotta catch 'em all
CRAZY BITCHES

[Agent Proto]

This needs no real introduction:


[23:42:47] Faris: Steve's all like "I gotta catch 'em all!"
He's going to be the very best
like no one ever wassss
to catch crazy bitches is his real test!
To train them is his caaaaaauuuuuuuussssss
He will travel accross London
Searching far and wiiiiide
each crazy bitch to understand the power in his pants
CRAZY BITCHES
A heart so coooooollllldddd
His lobido will pull him through!
You teach me and I'll teach you
CRAZY BITCHES
Gotta catch 'em all
CRAZY BITCHES

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/52278032/crazybitches.mp3

[Jiro]

This needs no real introduction:

If it did, it wouldn't be an OOC quote then would it ;)

[krissy]

http://i.imgur.com/Qfx9Z.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UAAfL.jpg

[Tigmafuzz]

*picture*

Reminds me of E-mails from an Asshole (http://www.dontevenreply.com/)

[Jiro]

<@Shorty> I am due next November.

does she has babby?

[Shorty]

Any children that come from my womb will be little Damien Omen children. As such, I am never having any.

[Denmark]

[18:53:00] <@Shorty> I'm still coming.
[18:53:08] <&Loony_BoB> I bet you are, you filthy woman.

[Tigmafuzz]

I'll just force myself upon pr00t

[Agent Proto]

I don't remember that.

[Tigmafuzz]

I don't remember that.

That's exactly why chloroform was invented!

[Jowy]

&lt;Roogle> Because I am a fortune teller

&lt;Araciel> all you can eat is a challenge
&lt;Araciel> I usually lose

[Tigmafuzz]

only tentacles for me

[Mercen-X]

At a stoplight:
"Go! Go! Go!"
"We can go next week."
"...?"

[Agent Proto]

Faris: We have Starbucks!
Joshua Pruitt: they are located inside tim hortons
Faris: No...
Faris: Are you?
Jeff: or maybe tim hortons is inside her
Joshua Pruitt: oh snap

[Tigmafuzz]

Faris: Loose down there

Faris: But don't tell Jason >_> <_<



All of you should be friends with Faris.

[Faris]

Now who's putting things in whose mouth? :mad2:

[Tigmafuzz]

Now who's putting things in whose mouth? :mad2:

Those are direct quotes :colbert:

[Faris]

Now who's putting things in whose mouth? :mad2:

Those are direct quotes :colbert:

They're out of order.

Tigmapooz: they ate me because they ran out of fruit on the ship

[Tigmafuzz]

They're out of order.

Doesn't change that they are direct quotes :p

[Tigmafuzz]

Double post, but we were having a conversation in the EoFF group chat, and...

Paula: my ass will have blush?

This was well after she had mooned us.

[fire_of_avalon]

Sarah as Rantzien.


@Rantzien> foa I haven't tasted it yet and god help me
foa> Oh my fucking god it's like the Walton's in here.
Lesley Zeppelin> Shrimp pie is amazing
@Rantzien> he wants to force it don my throat
Lesley Zeppelin> AMAZING
@Rantzien> I do
foa> Aaaaand there's a quote for the taco thread

[Shorty]

She's lying. I was in the kitchen that whole time.

[Jowy]

[00:23] &lt;sam> YES YOU PLEBS
[00:23] &lt;UncleBigHands> Seems odd when you say plebs.
[00:23] &lt;UncleBigHands> You don't command that word with the same authority as Jowy.

[Jowy]

[17:10] &lt;@Shorty> strawberry cheesecake ice cream is the exact equivalent to russian roulette
[17:10] &lt;@Shorty> either it's awesome and you're winning because you get that graham cracker stuff
[17:10] &lt;@Shorty> or not, and you die from a shot to the head

[Araciel]

[14:05] < Sam > it's all soft and greasy :D

[Araciel]

[00:39]* Mel strokes Mypenis Aplenty

[Tigmafuzz]

Nikki: Nice balls you have there.

Sorry Will :p

[Shorty]

Phil|Mobile> I'll spank whoever I like :doublecolbert:

[fire_of_avalon]

Cim> I was going to name my biceps luke skywalker and huxely, but now i think i'll name them luke skywalker and don stellwagen

AARON FREED THEY TOLD ME THAT STORY AND IT MAKES YOU LEGENDARY.

[Shauna]

I can only wonder the embellishment that story has now. xD

[Futan]

Last I heard, Stellwagen cockblocked kotora two nights ago.

[Araciel]

39751

[Shorty]

what the fuck was that

[fire_of_avalon]

Some ridiculousness that I'm blaming on drunk James & drunk Rantzien.

edit: This just happened.

[14:39:42] Innes> Sarah Palin is fantastic.
[14:40:41] Proto> Nailin' Palin was a good film

[Agent Proto]

Faris: The boobs man

[Tigmafuzz]

Faris: The boobs man

Faris: Happy birthday Jason, my feet smell

It's like she wants to be in this thread.

[Futan]

I love twilight

[Faris]

Faris: The boobs man

Faris: Happy birthday Jason, my feet smell

It's like she wants to be in this thread.

Or maybe I say a lot of strange things. What? You don't know me! You don't know my business! Aint nobody got time to make sense!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Fairs, you rarely make sense.

[Iceglow]

Just now on Skype/Messenger, after the debacle of the feet convo in irc.



[21:41:25] Paul: what on EARTH is weird about carrying out a prolonged campaign of psychological harassment to a vulnerable young woman just so i can sleep with her
[21:41:31] Paul: i don't get you sometimes man

And you fine ladies and gentlemen voted me the weirdest member of EoFF? Well fuck you too people.

[Denmark]

i was given permission to bump

[9:44:17 PM] denmark> are you afraid of getting an erection
[9:44:21 PM] nico> ah, i've needed one for so long.

[Jowy]

you're all so mean to Nicolas knowing for a fact he's got better things to do than check the forums!

[Shorty]

Mik-awayish> Daddy's hand can reach everywhere.

[Denmark]

[20:54:39] <@Pike> Watch porn

[XxSephirothxX]

[22:22] <</>Chimp> I know kung-fu
[22:22] <</>Denmark> show me.
[22:22] * Denmark is now known as Morpheus
[22:22] <</>Chimp> I love you Denmark
[22:22] * Morpheus is now known as Denmark
[22:22] <</>Denmark> thanks.
[22:22] <</>Marick> i don't
[22:22] <</>Levian> When I joined kungfu classes, they gave me a penis-protecter


<</>foa> K, so if you were a palm tree, what kind would you be?
<%Neel> There are different types of palm trees?
<</>foa> Mother smurfing retarded men


<foa> You know what they say in Tennessee.
<</>Neel> Drink Jack Daniels?
<</<Azar> Don't have sex with your sister more than once?


<</>Denmark> I was about to say "I got laid today" in #eoff but I don't like lying.


<</>RSL> foa what is your favorite Donkey
<</>foa> My favorite Donkey is the one that used to live near us that chased cows around like it was a badass.


<</>Del_Snizz> I don't like quotes.


[18:58] <Levian> he posted a pic of BREAST-SHAPED ear muffs.
[18:58] <^> =/
[18:58] <</>foa> Or just goes to the oh yeah boobmuffs.
[18:58] <</>Levian> EAR MUFFS!
[18:58] <</>Denmark> xd
[18:58] <</>Zack> Breast-shaped ear muffs?
[18:58] <</>Levian> you have the pic? lemme see it.
[18:58] <</>Zack> Where?!
[18:58] <</>Levian> lemme see it.
[18:58] <</>WarZidane> Somebody got banned for posting breast-shaped ear muffs?
[18:59] <</>Levian> yeah
[18:59] <</>^> Aren't ear muffs breast-shaped by nature?

[Denmark]

dang when the hell are those logs from

e: i still don't like lying. IT'S ALL TRUE

[XxSephirothxX]

dang when the hell are those logs from

e: i still don't like lying. IT'S ALL TRUE
I don't have all that many old logs, really, but I have some good ones. Those are from 2005. This, on the other hand...


<</>denmark> "get off my dick"

[Denmark]

even in context that quote is just awesomeness

(that's from like 1 minute ago for those of you wondering)

(you should use timestamps in IRC)

[Citizen Bleys]

i was given permission to bump


I, conversely, was not.

(written from memory since I can't log FFXI chats; names also changed to EoFF names)

Cim: You're Canadian, you'd be a terrorist
Me: Celine Dion notwithstanding, being Canadian does not automatically make me a terrorist.
Cim: nickelback
Me: fuck
Me: Point conceded.

[Shorty]

He is correct, but you guys have Kids in the Hall (most importantly, Dave Foley) and Nathan Fillion. I'd say those folks warrant redemption.

[Denmark]

there are a lot of very funny Canadians. and then, there's Nickelback.

welp

[Citizen Bleys]

He is correct, but you guys have Kids in the Hall (most importantly, Dave Foley) and Nathan Fillion. I'd say those folks warrant redemption.

And Bill Shatner

Oh and let's not forget Russell Peters, Eugene Levy, Dan Aykroyd, Leslie Nielsen, Alexander Graham Bell, James Doohan, etc, etc

[Jowy]

Don't forget Trebek!

[Vincent, Thunder God]

he had this show with these crazy students who would buzz the trout out of him after he'd said one syllable

[Chemical]

This was a really good read this morning, put me in a good mood to start my day but I don't know how you people remember alll these. Do you keep a log of collected quotes? My memory is horrible.

[Citizen Bleys]

Would that I could

EDIT: forget Trebek and his awful mustache, that is

[Shorty]

parker> OK GUYS BASIALLY SQUASH DRINK IS SUPER STRONG AND YOU DONT DRINK IT NEAT
parker> BUT MY NAN DID WITH GIN

and now the entirety of active chat is arguing over fruits, vegetables and what is a gourd and what is not etc

winners of EoFF right here, ladies and gents

[Jowy]

[04:38] * parker (p@calindora-35kpeo.cable.virginmedia.com) has joined #eoff
[04:38] &lt;kotora> you can send in a pic of your poop and people rate it
[04:38] &lt;parker> ...
[04:39] &lt;Phil> xD
[04:39] &lt;Jowy> just scroll past what you don't wanna look at
[04:39] &lt;Jowy> that's how the internet works
[04:39] &lt;parker> see you guys later
[04:39] &lt;@Rantzien> good moment to walk in
[04:39] * parker (p@calindora-35kpeo.cable.virginmedia.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving)

[the_best_noob]

[12:06] <Sheetlebug> thebestnoob: pushin' kids off window ledges since 2013

[XxSephirothxX]

<</>Jowy> confirmed white guy with jewfro and machine gun
<@Freya> yah
<@Freya> light skinned male
<</>Jowy> !seen The_Man
<</>Utamaru> Jowy: The_Man spoke 3 hours and 44 minutes ago; 3 hours and 44 minutes ago was here and left IRC: Quit: Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

[Agent Proto]

Teek yawns
Proto> goddammit
Proto> I just yawned thanks to you.
Proto> you know how contagious those things are
Jiro> goddammit proto
Jiro> I just yawned thanks to you
Jiro shakes fist

[Shorty]

Proto> I want out of it
Proto> i don't want any part of any slash fic
Freya> So i laid in my bed listening to icelandic composers to chill the fuck out form demon witch child creeping on me in my dreams

[Parker]

Iceglow> also. i talk a fair bit

[Tigmafuzz]

42725

[Jowy]

[16:41] &lt;kotora> why not just grow entire babies and harvest them for parts later

[Jinx]

Steve> yeah generally the idea is "ride hard but don't be a twat

[Iceglow]

Steve> yeah generally the idea is "ride hard but don't be a twat

when the hell did I say that?

Edit actually oh yeah I remember, chat when we were talking bout motorbikes.

[Flying Mullet]

the three boys will gladly take a dive for Terra since she's pretty sweet anyway

[Flying Mullet]

...does penis happen on a frequent basis?

Unleash all the penii

[fire_of_avalon]

<raistlin, via="" text="">>>Raistlin, via text
Kinky. Also you need to nom in the kiddies!</raistlin,>

[Raistlin]

The context actually makes that one worse, as foa wouldn't shut up about pedophiles.

[Flying Mullet]

Since we're on the theme of pedophilia:

I feel like a pedophile.

[Shorty]

Phil|Mobile> Why does no one want to touch BoB's ass



Phil|Mobile> She hugged me against my will many times
Phil|Mobile> Rape hug
Nicolas> http://rapdose.com/2013/06/09/the-lonely-island-hugs-feat-pharrell <--- Sarah's Song.
Phil|Mobile> Then she was all grabbing my ass as well
Shorty> IT WAS NOT A RAPE HUG
Shorty> oh my god I did nothing of the sort
Nicolas> Rape hug.
Phil|Mobile> Just like "go with it nyeeehhh"
Crono> it was a rape hug
Shorty> philip tried to break into the bathroom while I was showering
Nicolas> Sarah's a rapehugger.
Shorty> to see me naked
Phil|Mobile> "Unf unf, now your asss is mine"
Nicolas> ...
Nicolas> o.o
Phil|Mobile> And I was like "no Sarah, not like this"
Shorty> and I heard him mumbling my name in his sleep while making thrusting motions
Phil|Mobile> And she kept calling me "big boy"
Shorty> philip told me he wanted to smear nutella on "parts of my body"
Shorty> I slammed the door in his face before he could elaborate
Nicolas> sure you did.
Crono> nutella huh
Nicolas> you probably listened as he sang it to you.
Phil|Mobile> Sarah told me she had candy in her pants and if I wanted to leave the house at all I would have to retrieve it without using any hands
Shorty> philip told me he was going to break out his belt and use it on me in ways that belts were not meant to be used
Nicolas> Wow.
Nicolas> Sounds like you two had a great time.
Phil|Mobile> Yeah it was fun
Shorty> It was mortifying.

[Shorty]

UncleBigHands> Only weeklings retire from newbing.
noxioussunshine> weeklings? lmao
Scottyffgamer> Weeklings.

[noxious.sunshine]

OH OH! I got quoted.

I feel so loved now.

[noxious.sunshine]

<LN> so a bit early yet
[03:04] <LN> Give it time though, I reckon the time to start drinking will be during the Mok'bara
[03:05] um it's 3 a.m. here in normal people time
[03:05] so beer is definitely god right now
[03:05] good*
[03:05] <LN> >normal people time
[03:06] <LN> I think you'll find that your time is measured relative to MINE.
[03:06] you're greater than normal people time?
[03:06] <LN> You are just the slowcoaches
[03:06] <LN> Get the schedule already
[03:06] that makes absolutely no sense
[03:07] the Schedule or the "Shed-yule"?
[03:07] xD
[03:07] <LN> idk, are you THAT texan?
[03:07] I'M FROM TENNESSEE DAMN YOU
[03:07] <LN> sametrout
[03:07] No it is not.
[03:08] <LN> Yes, yes it is.
[03:08] Tennessee sucks.
[03:08] <LN> once a yank, always a yank
[03:08] You do know your directions, right?
[03:08] Texas & Tennessee are south
[03:08] <LN> No, you're not. You're all west.
[03:08] Texas is a bit further south and a bit further to the left
[03:09] <LN> South and left, really.
[03:09] <LN> You DO know your directions.

[Jowy]

use "&lt"; when posting the < from IRC quotes or it'll assume it is an HTML tag.

[Denmark]

or just check "disable HTML" when posting (or is it uncheck "enable HTML")

this option is only available in the advanced post thingy

[Jowy]

quick reply 4 lyfe

[Flying Mullet]

I like pie

[noxious.sunshine]

Chris Rly wanted you to say weiners.

[Shorty]

skt> maybe you sucked all the gay fashion sense out of me somehow
balzac> sucked it up right out of you

[noxious.sunshine]

o.O Quotes from chat, my friend. lol