FFIX Olympic Athlete Signup Thread!

[Jiro]

http://www.gamesplosions.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Final-Fantasy-IX-logo.jpg
Hironobu Sakaguchi's favourite and closest to his ideal view of what Final Fantasy should be.

Life is hard. Life is rough. Sometimes you need to take a load off and just relax. Join Tantalus and perform a play, or taunt child protection services by playing jump rope with a group of very underaged girls! The world of Gaia is full of fun things to do, like oppress Terrans! Enrol here, in this very thread, and show you have what it takes! Further information can be found in the General Roster thread, but this is where the fun never ends and Treno never sleeps despite always being night! Check out the General Roster Thread (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/145039-final-fantasy-olympics-general-roster-thread.html#post3131093) for more info!

Make sure you aren't overlooked by formatting your registration thusly:
##SIGNUP:

Roster:
1. Rantzien
2. Faris
3. Tifa's Boobs
4. Flambard D'Quinceteth
5. maybee
6. Depression Moon

Your roster will be listed here, and in the General Roster thread also! Sign up and let the trash talking begin.

[Rantz]

I have to sign up for this one. It's a matter of honour.


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[Faris]

##SIGNUP: Faris :bigsmile:

[Jinx]

##SIGNUP Boobs


AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS FOR FFIX :D

[Quindiana Jones]

Well, of course I'm doing this.

##SIGNUP: Flambard D'Quinceteth.

[Goldenboko]

FFIX is kicking butt in terms of members! :)

[Quindiana Jones]

That's because it's the best game and everybody knows it.

[maybee]

Can I sign up too please ? FF9 is too underrated and needs more love. :jess:

[Jinx]

Can I sign up too please ? FF9 is too underrated and needs more love. :jess:

Has the most team members. :P

[Jiro]

I just wish to tell you that I respect what your team stands for but I am going to wipe the floor with you. Returners4Life.

[Quindiana Jones]

Sorry, I can't quite hear you over the sound of our inevitable victory (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UNJMvW21Xg).

[Goldenboko]

Updated Roster for y'all.

[Dr. rydrum2112]

your teen angst tailed protagonist was just crying to me about how hard life is as an actor...

[Jinx]

Zidane was neither angsty nor did he every complain about being actor. :)

So you can gtfo out of our thread and enjoy your shitty graphics. :)

[Dr. rydrum2112]

Zidane was neither angsty nor did he every complain about being actor. :)

So you can gtfo out of our thread and enjoy your troutty graphics. :)

you mean cutting edge at the time! lol.

Sorry I can't hear you over those cuffs and that ASScot...

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[Quindiana Jones]

What team is ryd on?

[Jinx]

FF(sux)VI

[Dr. rydrum2112]

FF(sux)VI

that was a good one :tongue:

[maybee]

Can I sign up too please ? FF9 is too underrated and needs more love. :jess:

Has the most team members. :P

Well usually it's quite rejected and overshadowed by other RPG games and FF games.

RIGHT

IGN ?

:eep:


your teen angst tailed protagonist was just crying to me about how hard life is as an actor...

Have you actually played FF IX or did you just stare at Garnet's butt the whole time ?

[Quindiana Jones]

Ooh, soft.

[Dr. rydrum2112]

Can I sign up too please ? FF9 is too underrated and needs more love. :jess:

Has the most team members. :P

Well usually it's quite rejected and overshadowed by other RPG games and FF games.

RIGHT

IGN ?

:eep:


your teen angst tailed protagonist was just crying to me about how hard life is as an actor...

Have you actually played FF IX or did you just stare at Garnet's butt the whole time ?

nah that traffic cone does nothing for me.

I guess none of you remember the game... from the wiki "Zidane harbors some insecurities about his past and concealed loneliness, though he does not often express them. While usually seemingly cheerful, Zidane easily gets depressed and usually feels loneliness and begins to question why he should even exist." and "Zidane, however, begins to miss her, though he is unable to express his newfound feelings in front of Garnet."

[Jinx]

That's not being angsty. That's just being relatable.

[Quindiana Jones]

Yes, because all sadness is necessarily angst? And what could an orphan child possibly have to feel lonely and insecure about? Zidane doesn't get "easily depressed", either. He's only ever brought down by truly horrific shit.

Your smack talk is terrible! xD

[Dr. rydrum2112]

"Zidane easily gets depressed and usually feels loneliness and begins to question why he should even exist" is pretty much the definition of teen angst.


I know its a very hard word to define so here let me help you little kiddies out
Let me google that for you (http://bit.ly/OcUHuG)


your welcome.

[Goldenboko]

"Zidane easily gets depressed and usually feels loneliness and begins to question why he should even exist" is pretty much the definition of teen angst. - Not really, most kids aren't told they were produced to destroy the planet they grew up in. Now why Squall is so miserable is a better question


I know it's a very hard word to define so here let me help you little kiddies out.
Let me google that for you (http://bit.ly/OcUHuG)


yYou're welcome.

That's for making fun of my FFIX *clearly shows bias*

[Quindiana Jones]

Also, he doesn't get easily depressed. If only there were a "Let Me Read That Properly For You" site I could link to...

[Jinx]

Seriously, rydum, did you just get that explanation off of wiki hoping you could trash talk this game, or have you actually played it?

At first it started out as ribbing, but now it's just clear how wrong you are and how little you know about this game.

[Rantz]

I was excited for the Olympics but this back-and-forth is clearly more important!!

[Dr. rydrum2112]

yeah, I've played it- and he does get depressive at points and has trouble telling the princess that he likes her. If you can't handle that it happened I don't know what to tell you.


Now back to the good natured trash talk:

Sorry all of us can't put our chastity belts on and celebrate the greatness of Zidane
http://thumbs2.modthesims.info/img/3/4/8/5/5/8/MTS_Taure-940883-ku2.jpg

[Jinx]

Dude, Kuja is sexy.

Again, just because someone gets depressed AT TIMES does not make them angsty. Even when he's told he's basically the Angel of Death, he gets sad for like, FIVE MINUTES. His friends are like, "Dude. Bro. We love you no matter what. Now snap the fuck out of it, BECAUSE YOU ARE A HAPPY DUDE." And he's like, "Yeah, you're right!"

The only time. And actually, Garnet knows he has feelings for her. A lot of the dialogue revolves around him not telling her he loves her, because she's going through crap, and he's more concerned about her feelings.

[Dr. rydrum2112]

Dude, Kuja is sexy.


Hahahahaha. When you guys are doing your events we expect you all to wear your man-thongs!

[Quindiana Jones]

I haven't taken mine off for just under seven years.

[Quindiana Jones]

Just take a moment to really think about that.

[Dr. rydrum2112]

Just take a moment to really think about that.

LOL

you and aubrey huff...

[Jiro]

I am going to fill you full of bleach as a metaphor for the mental bleaching I have to do, Quin.

[Depression Moon]

Shit, wish I saw this earlier! Sign me up!

[Goldenboko]

Gotcha Moon.

[Quindiana Jones]

I am going to fill you full of bleach as a metaphor for the mental bleaching I have to do, Quin.

In my opinion, it was one of the greatest uses of a double post. My pride over writing that is matched only by my shame.

[maybee]

Did you know that in Kuja's torture chamber in his desert kingdom has like whips ? He's totally into that dominatrix stuff. :jokey:

[Pete for President]

FFX team takes the lead, take that thou wretched frog-eaters!