Let's play a game

[Jiro]

Okay so the first person to respond has to post a word, a common word. Something like shoe, heart, etc. The second person to respond has to post a vulgarity or otherwise entertaining word. Then we all post song lyrics, book titles, etc with the two words switched. Go.

[Tigmafuzz]

Cheese.

[Rantz]

Moisture.

[Gordon Freeman]

...

[Jiro]

God that doesn't give us much.

How about Ah, the Power of Moisture!

I Am The Moisture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_the_Cheese). Who Moved My Moisture? (http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/who-moved-my-cheese-spencer-johnson/1100490904) Mice Eat Moisture by Modest Mouse.

[Fujiko]

Edit: ^ LMAO

Alright, new word: love.

[Jiro]

The magnificent switch-in for this one can be the ever-popular "Shart(y)".

As in, How Deep Is Your Sharty?

[Rantz]

I wanna know what Sh- nevermind, already did that one.

And Iiiiiiiiiiiii will always Shart youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~

[Jiro]

Michael Bolton - How Am I Supposed To Shart Without You

[Mercen-X]

Was there something supposed to be done about the cheese?

[Rantz]

Bee Gees - Shart you inside and out
Death Cab - Some day you will be Sharted

[I Took the Red Pill]

Al Pacino stars in "Dog Shart Afternoon".

[Mercen-X]

New word: Switch "Storm" (or any disaster) with "Egregario"

[Jiro]

The Perfect Egregario.

[Shorty]

I leave and this happens :aimmad:

You guys are the worst :aimmad:

[Jiro]

let's switch the word love now since it's pretty popular

[blackmage_nuke]

Rub

Rub me Tender
Can you feel the Rub Tonight?

[Jiro]

You Always Hurt The One You Rub

A Big Hunk O' Rub

I Can't Stop Rubbing You

This one is smurfing ace dude.

[Mercen-X]

I prefer "punch"

You always hurt the one you punch.
I will always punch you.
I can't stop punching you.
Punch is like a drug.
Addicted to punch.
Punch child.

[Tigmafuzz]

The Things We Do For Rub

Run Is All That Matters

How Deep Is Your Rub

As I Rub You

I Was Made To Rub Her

Rub Me To Death

I Never Rubbed You Anyway

I'll Never Rub This Way Again

Do you beliiieeeve in life after rub (after rub, after rub)

I would do aaanything for rub
but I wooon't do that

EDIT: Dammit, four minutes :(

[Mercen-X]

The Things We Do For Punch

Punch Is All That Matters

How Deep Is Your Punch

As I Punch You

I Was Made To Punch Her

Punch Me To Death

I Never Punched You Anyway

I'll Never Punch This Way Again