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Just come in here and like, lie. Just do it. It's good for you or something. I don't know. I once punched a bird in mid flight. That'll show it for trying to eat my chips. Smurfer.
Rantz
09-22-2012, 05:02 PM
I never lie.
Christmas
09-22-2012, 05:29 PM
I never lie about the part that I did lie.
Raistlin
09-22-2012, 05:44 PM
I love you all.
Beowulf
09-22-2012, 07:11 PM
I never flirted with several female members of EoFF.
I also kick babies.
TrollHunter
09-22-2012, 08:25 PM
I was once a proud mexican tap dancer.
I also kick babies.
Hey, no stealing my thunder.
Beowulf
09-22-2012, 10:03 PM
I don't like stealing people's thunder.
NeoCracker
09-22-2012, 10:19 PM
I once killed five birds with a swing from my mighty shlong.
Laddy
09-23-2012, 04:37 AM
I once killed five birds with a swing from my mighty shlong.
I bet you did.
I ate my phone because it tasted a little like duck
Dr. rydrum2112
09-23-2012, 05:07 AM
I ate my phone because it tasted a little like dick
what's that taste like?
Raistlin
09-23-2012, 05:17 AM
I also kick babies.
This is the lying thread Beowulf.
Or I guess I should say this isn't the lying thread. Who can resist the occasional baby kicking?
TrollHunter
09-23-2012, 05:18 AM
I totally don't make a living off of kicking babies outrageous distances.
Mercen-X
09-23-2012, 06:47 AM
I once saw Raistlin crush the front end of a peterbilt between his buttcheeks. It was impressive but also tweak-inducing in its incredibly disturbing nature.
How many dudes you know roll like this
how many dudes you know flow like this
not many
if any
Tigmafuzz
09-23-2012, 10:25 AM
I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake
Gordon Freeman
09-23-2012, 04:11 PM
...
Mercen-X
09-23-2012, 05:49 PM
You absolutely did not dot Dot, you dotty liar!
drotato
09-23-2012, 08:13 PM
I once ate a whole family of squirrels.
Night Fury
09-23-2012, 08:53 PM
I do not ever randomly break out into dance. Ever. I swear.
I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead, but I told a tale
And now listen little child to the safety rail
Beowulf
09-23-2012, 11:29 PM
I love my job.
Tigmafuzz
09-23-2012, 11:41 PM
I have never said "here's a llama there's a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck" out loud.
Beowulf
09-24-2012, 12:31 AM
Chuck Norris and I are brothers. We both roundhouse kick the shit out of everything. We created the universe with a dual roundhouse kick to the face of empy space.
Gordon Freeman
09-24-2012, 12:19 PM
..I am definitely not a member of the Eyes on Final Fantasy Editorial team.
NeoCracker
09-24-2012, 02:43 PM
Chuck Norris and I are brothers. We both roundhouse kick the shit out of everything. We created the universe with a dual roundhouse kick to the face of empy space.
Chuck Norris jokes have been funny since their inception, and continue to be funny to this day. :colbert:
Night Fury
09-24-2012, 02:53 PM
I smurfed Tifa's Boobs last night.
Mercen-X
09-24-2012, 04:45 PM
I never said there were spies among us. :shifty:
Shorty
09-24-2012, 04:54 PM
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Tigmafuzz
09-25-2012, 06:04 PM
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Yes you did :colbert:
Bubba
09-25-2012, 06:24 PM
My penis is tiny
Mercen-X
09-25-2012, 06:35 PM
..I am definitely not a member of the Eyes on Final Fantasy Editorial team.
"Yes you ARE." - Jackie Chan
Arizona Lively
09-25-2012, 06:57 PM
I am bubbaforever.
Night Fury
09-25-2012, 10:51 PM
I have a huge schlong.
Formalhaut
09-25-2012, 11:03 PM
I have Cloud x Sephiroth posters around my room
Mercen-X
09-25-2012, 11:35 PM
I have a huge schlong.
"Oh MY!" - George Takei
Beowulf
09-26-2012, 02:42 AM
I hate you all.
Tigmafuzz
09-26-2012, 02:55 AM
I am a proud black female and I don't need no man
Beowulf
09-26-2012, 02:58 AM
I am a proud black female and I don't need no man
Truth: This had me laughing hysterically.
Back on topic.
I hate smoking and alcohol.
I really like this thread.
Beowulf
09-26-2012, 02:30 PM
I love being woken up by mexicans mowing the lawn at 8 am.
Christmas
09-26-2012, 03:12 PM
I eat poo and drink urine.
Bubba
09-26-2012, 11:18 PM
I punched a tramp in the face when he had the gaul to ask me for 30p.
NeoCracker
09-27-2012, 12:49 AM
I once gave a Dirty Sanchez to Ronald Reagan.
Pheesh
09-27-2012, 02:24 PM
Farts aren't funny.
Tigmafuzz
09-27-2012, 04:00 PM
Sharts aren't funny.
I feel like I'm getting too old for this shieeeeeeeeeeeeet
Mercen-X
09-29-2012, 10:29 PM
I once gave a Ronald McDonald to Santana.
Tigmafuzz
09-30-2012, 12:47 AM
I once gave a Carlos Mencia to Carlos Mencia.
Formalhaut
09-30-2012, 11:43 PM
:kaoclove:I love all you guys!!! :kaoclove:
Mercen-X
10-01-2012, 05:03 PM
I "love" you too
Mercen-X
10-02-2012, 08:37 PM
I have the following sentences sewn in white thread upon the back of a black pair of jeans: "If you are trying to read this, you either have poor eyesight or nothing better to do. In either case, you assuredly have my pity. Yet I must beseech you to confront me about this print or to simply walk away now before you finish reading as I would prefer it if you did not stand idly while you continue to stare at my ass."
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