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Jiro
09-22-2012, 05:13 PM
Just come in here and like, lie. Just do it. It's good for you or something. I don't know. I once punched a bird in mid flight. That'll show it for trying to eat my chips. Smurfer.

Rantz
09-22-2012, 06:02 PM
I never lie.

Christmas
09-22-2012, 06:29 PM
I never lie about the part that I did lie.

Raistlin
09-22-2012, 06:44 PM
I love you all.

Beowulf
09-22-2012, 08:11 PM
I never flirted with several female members of EoFF.

I also kick babies.

TrollHunter
09-22-2012, 09:25 PM
I was once a proud mexican tap dancer.



I also kick babies.

Hey, no stealing my thunder.

Beowulf
09-22-2012, 11:03 PM
I don't like stealing people's thunder.

NeoCracker
09-22-2012, 11:19 PM
I once killed five birds with a swing from my mighty shlong.

Laddy
09-23-2012, 05:37 AM
I once killed five birds with a swing from my mighty shlong.
I bet you did.

Jiro
09-23-2012, 06:04 AM
I ate my phone because it tasted a little like duck

Dr. rydrum2112
09-23-2012, 06:07 AM
I ate my phone because it tasted a little like dick

what's that taste like?

Raistlin
09-23-2012, 06:17 AM
I also kick babies.

This is the lying thread Beowulf.

Or I guess I should say this isn't the lying thread. Who can resist the occasional baby kicking?

TrollHunter
09-23-2012, 06:18 AM
I totally don't make a living off of kicking babies outrageous distances.

Mercen-X
09-23-2012, 07:47 AM
I once saw Raistlin crush the front end of a peterbilt between his buttcheeks. It was impressive but also tweak-inducing in its incredibly disturbing nature.

Jiro
09-23-2012, 09:32 AM
How many dudes you know roll like this

how many dudes you know flow like this

not many

if any

Tigmafuzz
09-23-2012, 11:25 AM
I was once a treehouse

I lived in a cake

but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake

Gordon Freeman
09-23-2012, 05:11 PM
...

Mercen-X
09-23-2012, 06:49 PM
You absolutely did not dot Dot, you dotty liar!

drotato
09-23-2012, 09:13 PM
I once ate a whole family of squirrels.

Night Fury
09-23-2012, 09:53 PM
I do not ever randomly break out into dance. Ever. I swear.

Pike
09-23-2012, 10:07 PM
I was once a treehouse

I lived in a cake

but I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake

I was only three years dead, but I told a tale
And now listen little child to the safety rail

Beowulf
09-24-2012, 12:29 AM
I love my job.

Tigmafuzz
09-24-2012, 12:41 AM
I have never said "here's a llama there's a llama and another little llama fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama duck" out loud.

Beowulf
09-24-2012, 01:31 AM
Chuck Norris and I are brothers. We both roundhouse kick the shit out of everything. We created the universe with a dual roundhouse kick to the face of empy space.

Gordon Freeman
09-24-2012, 01:19 PM
..I am definitely not a member of the Eyes on Final Fantasy Editorial team.

NeoCracker
09-24-2012, 03:43 PM
Chuck Norris and I are brothers. We both roundhouse kick the shit out of everything. We created the universe with a dual roundhouse kick to the face of empy space.

Chuck Norris jokes have been funny since their inception, and continue to be funny to this day. :colbert:

Night Fury
09-24-2012, 03:53 PM
I smurfed Tifa's Boobs last night.

Mercen-X
09-24-2012, 05:45 PM
I never said there were spies among us. :shifty:

Shorty
09-24-2012, 05:54 PM
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Tigmafuzz
09-25-2012, 07:04 PM
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

Yes you did :colbert:

Bubba
09-25-2012, 07:24 PM
My penis is tiny

Mercen-X
09-25-2012, 07:35 PM
..I am definitely not a member of the Eyes on Final Fantasy Editorial team.

"Yes you ARE." - Jackie Chan

Arizona Lively
09-25-2012, 07:57 PM
I am bubbaforever.

Night Fury
09-25-2012, 11:51 PM
I have a huge schlong.

Formalhaut
09-26-2012, 12:03 AM
I have Cloud x Sephiroth posters around my room

Mercen-X
09-26-2012, 12:35 AM
I have a huge schlong.

"Oh MY!" - George Takei

Beowulf
09-26-2012, 03:42 AM
I hate you all.

Tigmafuzz
09-26-2012, 03:55 AM
I am a proud black female and I don't need no man

Beowulf
09-26-2012, 03:58 AM
I am a proud black female and I don't need no man

Truth: This had me laughing hysterically.

Back on topic.


I hate smoking and alcohol.

Jiro
09-26-2012, 10:45 AM
My hair is pointed

Jinx
09-26-2012, 02:46 PM
I really like this thread.

Beowulf
09-26-2012, 03:30 PM
I love being woken up by mexicans mowing the lawn at 8 am.

Christmas
09-26-2012, 04:12 PM
I eat poo and drink urine.

Bubba
09-27-2012, 12:18 AM
I punched a tramp in the face when he had the gaul to ask me for 30p.

NeoCracker
09-27-2012, 01:49 AM
I once gave a Dirty Sanchez to Ronald Reagan.

Pheesh
09-27-2012, 03:24 PM
Farts aren't funny.

Tigmafuzz
09-27-2012, 05:00 PM
Sharts aren't funny.

Jiro
09-27-2012, 05:12 PM
I feel like I'm getting too old for this shieeeeeeeeeeeeet

Mercen-X
09-29-2012, 11:29 PM
I once gave a Ronald McDonald to Santana.

Tigmafuzz
09-30-2012, 01:47 AM
I once gave a Carlos Mencia to Carlos Mencia.

Formalhaut
10-01-2012, 12:43 AM
:kaoclove:I love all you guys!!! :kaoclove:

Mercen-X
10-01-2012, 06:03 PM
I "love" you too

Mercen-X
10-02-2012, 09:37 PM
I have the following sentences sewn in white thread upon the back of a black pair of jeans: "If you are trying to read this, you either have poor eyesight or nothing better to do. In either case, you assuredly have my pity. Yet I must beseech you to confront me about this print or to simply walk away now before you finish reading as I would prefer it if you did not stand idly while you continue to stare at my ass."