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Laddy
09-22-2012, 10:14 PM
Go.
Bunny
09-22-2012, 10:20 PM
Buster Rawhide.
Alpha2099
09-22-2012, 10:23 PM
General Jiggler.
Mercen-X
09-22-2012, 10:23 PM
Richard "Dick" Shauffet.
Rantz
09-22-2012, 10:31 PM
Über-Sephiroth, Ninja Master of the Universe.
Pheesh
09-23-2012, 01:29 AM
Buster Hymen or Max Impact
Bunny
09-23-2012, 03:09 AM
Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?
In that case, mine is Lance Destructo-cock.
Raistlin
09-23-2012, 05:08 AM
Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?
Yeah, that's what I originally thought. In that case, my name would be Rex Mallard (the first street I can remember off the top of my head).
Laddy
09-23-2012, 05:22 AM
Sisko Woodlawn would be my name according to that rule.
Araciel
09-23-2012, 05:31 AM
James
Madonna
09-23-2012, 05:54 AM
Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?That is a good way to get people to reveal answers to account security questions and is best not done.
Levian.
Unbreakable Will
09-23-2012, 05:56 AM
Richard "Make You See Heaven" Hugemungous. Or Dick Mungo for short.
Laddy
09-23-2012, 06:26 AM
Skip Lewis.
:erm:
You sound like a kid in a 50's sitcom.
It was 50's porn and it was a different time! We didn't have any of these "Longrod Von Hugendong"s running around back then!
Mercen-X
09-23-2012, 06:49 AM
Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?
Yeah, that's what I originally thought. In that case, my name would be Rex Mallard (the first street I can remember off the top of my head).
Bear Wildwood... if I went by last street, it'd be Bear Blair.
Tigmafuzz
09-23-2012, 11:28 AM
Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?
My first pet was a stray dog who answered to Princess, and the earliest street I can remember...
Oh dear. (https://maps.google.com/maps?num=30&hl=en&safe=off&q=Pankey+Road,+Brownsville-Bawcomville,+Louisiana&ie=UTF-8)
maybee
09-23-2012, 11:43 AM
Busty St Clair or Tits Mc Gee
Quindiana Jones
09-23-2012, 11:47 AM
Gawain Commando.
Hollycat
09-23-2012, 02:59 PM
Dixie Normous
Christmas
09-23-2012, 03:19 PM
"Milk me like a cow, poke me with all your might"
Raistlin
09-23-2012, 04:21 PM
Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?
My first pet was a stray dog who answered to Princess, and the earliest street I can remember...
Oh dear. (https://maps.google.com/maps?num=30&hl=en&safe=off&q=Pankey+Road,+Brownsville-Bawcomville,+Louisiana&ie=UTF-8)
Princess Pankey? I did not know you were a cross-dressing prostitute.
Tigmafuzz
09-23-2012, 05:43 PM
Sylvie did it :cry:
fire_of_avalon
09-23-2012, 07:44 PM
Candy Watershed.
Night Fury
09-23-2012, 08:50 PM
If I'm following the 'rule' mine is Cleo Pemberton.
Quindiana Jones
09-23-2012, 09:30 PM
Cleo Pemberton's pretty good.
Mine would be Jessie Streek.
drotato
09-24-2012, 04:20 AM
.............................. Kitty Boom-Boom.
Tigmafuzz
09-24-2012, 10:58 AM
Mine would be Jessie Streek.
:lol:
Loony BoB
09-24-2012, 11:04 AM
Hardwood Hank.
Shauna
09-24-2012, 01:11 PM
Shauna, probably. ;____;
Searching my name on Google has led to plenty of porn star hits.
Bubba
09-24-2012, 01:48 PM
Mine is Mickey Norman.
I sound more like a postman or something.
Quindiana Jones
09-24-2012, 02:22 PM
"Ah, if it int yong Mickey Norman. How be, lad? Y'mother send y'out this early for t'milk, ah?"
Shorty
09-24-2012, 05:04 PM
Zizi Kalmia doesn't sound very porny to me.
Mercen-X
09-24-2012, 05:19 PM
That there's the porniest damned thing I'd ever done heard of!
Sephex
09-24-2012, 05:27 PM
Oh, this one is obvious.
Safe Sex.
pederloo
09-25-2012, 02:42 AM
easy...Petey Porno.
~*~Celes~*~
09-25-2012, 07:43 PM
Brandy Camden, if we're going by first pet, first street business. However, I prefer the name Strawberries n cream :bigsmile:
Mercen-X
09-25-2012, 11:42 PM
That's not fair. I've never been involved in any kind of street business. What kind of business is "camden...?"
By the way, I see your strawberries n cream and raise you bananas n cream.
krissy
09-26-2012, 12:05 AM
krissy
Bubba
09-26-2012, 12:34 AM
krissy
Hot.
Parker
09-26-2012, 01:29 AM
Maximilian Thrustwood
Tigmafuzz
09-26-2012, 01:55 AM
Maximilian Thrustwood
Maximilian seems to me like a really strange name for an animal. Unless it's a bull or a mule or something. Or a small female cat.
Mercen-X
10-01-2012, 05:43 PM
Has there every been a female pornstar named Maximilian? What impression would that leave?
NeoCracker
10-01-2012, 06:22 PM
Going by the posted formula, 'Shorty West'.
Going by the formula I know, which is middle name + street name, 'John West'.
Then again would could just keep calling me Uncle Big Hands.
Tigmafuzz
10-01-2012, 06:35 PM
Uncle Big Hands' Naked Puzzle Basement
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