Your Pornstar Name

[Laddy]

Go.

[Bunny]

Buster Rawhide.

[Alpha2099]

General Jiggler.

[Mercen-X]

Richard "Dick" Shauffet.

[Rantz]

Über-Sephiroth, Ninja Master of the Universe.

[Pheesh]

Buster Hymen or Max Impact

[Jiro]

Jeremy Wienerfield

[Bunny]

Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?

In that case, mine is Lance Destructo-cock.

[Raistlin]

Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?

Yeah, that's what I originally thought. In that case, my name would be Rex Mallard (the first street I can remember off the top of my head).

[Laddy]

Sisko Woodlawn would be my name according to that rule.

[Araciel]

James

[Madonna]

Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?That is a good way to get people to reveal answers to account security questions and is best not done.

Levian.

[Unbreakable Will]

Richard "Make You See Heaven" Hugemungous. Or Dick Mungo for short.

[G13]

Skip Lewis.

:erm:

[Laddy]

Skip Lewis.

:erm:
You sound like a kid in a 50's sitcom.

[G13]

It was 50's porn and it was a different time! We didn't have any of these "Longrod Von Hugendong"s running around back then!

[Mercen-X]

Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?

Yeah, that's what I originally thought. In that case, my name would be Rex Mallard (the first street I can remember off the top of my head).

Bear Wildwood... if I went by last street, it'd be Bear Blair.

[Tigmafuzz]

Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?

My first pet was a stray dog who answered to Princess, and the earliest street I can remember...

Oh dear. (https://maps.google.com/maps?num=30&hl=en&safe=off&q=Pankey+Road,+Brownsville-Bawcomville,+Louisiana&ie=UTF-8)

[maybee]

Busty St Clair or Tits Mc Gee

[Quindiana Jones]

Gawain Commando.

[Hollycat]

Dixie Normous

[Christmas]

"Milk me like a cow, poke me with all your might"

[Raistlin]

Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?

My first pet was a stray dog who answered to Princess, and the earliest street I can remember...

Oh dear. (https://maps.google.com/maps?num=30&hl=en&safe=off&q=Pankey+Road,+Brownsville-Bawcomville,+Louisiana&ie=UTF-8)

Princess Pankey? I did not know you were a cross-dressing prostitute.

[Tigmafuzz]

Sylvie did it :cry:

[fire_of_avalon]

Candy Watershed.

[Night Fury]

If I'm following the 'rule' mine is Cleo Pemberton.

[Quindiana Jones]

Cleo Pemberton's pretty good.

[Jiro]

Mine would be Jessie Streek.

[drotato]

.............................. Kitty Boom-Boom.

[Tigmafuzz]

Mine would be Jessie Streek.

:lol:

[Loony BoB]

Hardwood Hank.

[Shauna]

Shauna, probably. ;____;

Searching my name on Google has led to plenty of porn star hits.

[Bubba]

Mine is Mickey Norman.

I sound more like a postman or something.

[Quindiana Jones]

"Ah, if it int yong Mickey Norman. How be, lad? Y'mother send y'out this early for t'milk, ah?"

[Shorty]

Zizi Kalmia doesn't sound very porny to me.

[Mercen-X]

That there's the porniest damned thing I'd ever done heard of!

[Sephex]

Oh, this one is obvious.

Safe Sex.

[pederloo]

easy...Petey Porno.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Brandy Camden, if we're going by first pet, first street business. However, I prefer the name Strawberries n cream :bigsmile:

[Mercen-X]

That's not fair. I've never been involved in any kind of street business. What kind of business is "camden...?"

By the way, I see your strawberries n cream and raise you bananas n cream.

[krissy]

krissy

[Bubba]

krissy

Hot.

[Parker]

Maximilian Thrustwood

[Tigmafuzz]

Maximilian Thrustwood

Maximilian seems to me like a really strange name for an animal. Unless it's a bull or a mule or something. Or a small female cat.

[Mercen-X]

Has there every been a female pornstar named Maximilian? What impression would that leave?

[NeoCracker]

Going by the posted formula, 'Shorty West'.

Going by the formula I know, which is middle name + street name, 'John West'.

Then again would could just keep calling me Uncle Big Hands.

[Tigmafuzz]

Uncle Big Hands' Naked Puzzle Basement