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Pike
09-28-2012, 10:35 AM
Screw the fact that I can't look at a can of pop anymore without a million people going "HURR that's bad for you." Newsflash: I know it's bad for me. I have a vice, okay? I also only eat processed foods, for that matter! Actually I'd like to change that one but holy crap anytime I've ever tried cooking/baking/etc. it bores me to tears. And also I'm terrible at it.

I'm sure many of us have a similar confession to make. So ITT we talk about your favorite vices and other things that are slowly killing you :) (inb4 this turns into some sort of weird advice/debate thread)

Parker
09-28-2012, 11:30 AM
Marlboro Reds

Pheesh
09-28-2012, 12:01 PM
Cheese and alcohol.

Jiro
09-28-2012, 12:04 PM
Video games. Perhaps not bad in moderation, but...

Jinx
09-28-2012, 12:48 PM
Butterfingers :(

Bread :(

Too much wine :(

Chris
09-28-2012, 12:58 PM
Some time ago, I made a thread about canned goodies... canned pastas are out of this world. Ravioli, spaghetti, canned lasagna, canned everything. I love canned pastas.

Night Fury
09-28-2012, 01:00 PM
Chocolate
It's my weakness...

Chris
09-28-2012, 01:01 PM
Chocolate
It's my weakness...
Chocolate doesn't count, as it is everyone's weakness.

Night Fury
09-28-2012, 01:03 PM
Chocolate
It's my weakness...
Chocolate doesn't count, as it is everyone's weakness.

I know plenty of people who don't particularly like it.
But okay...
Fizzy drinks. I guess I'm just fizzy drinks and chocolate. I don't really eat a lot of bad food.

I'm quite partial to cheese too... erm... that's about it. o.O

Chris
09-28-2012, 01:05 PM
In that case, you should try out a chocolate coke. It is delicious.

Night Fury
09-28-2012, 01:08 PM
Actually hold up, I drink a lot of coffee/mocha with caramel/toffee syrups. That stuff is heavenly.

Chris
09-28-2012, 01:10 PM
Pour some chocolate syrup into a class of coke. Why they haven't commercialized this yet, is a mystery to me. :erm:

Jinx
09-28-2012, 01:36 PM
It's actually called Coke Blak, Chris.

Also, why is everyone saying cheese is bad for you?

Chris
09-28-2012, 01:51 PM
But, wasn't Coke Blak a coffee flavoured drink, and not chocolate? :colbert:

Jinx
09-28-2012, 01:54 PM
Oh, I guess it was.

All I know, is that they have chocolate Coke sometimes.

Slothy
09-28-2012, 01:59 PM
I also only eat processed foods, for that matter! Actually I'd like to change that one but holy crap anytime I've ever tried cooking/baking/etc. it bores me to tears.

Slowcooker. Problem solved.

As for me, I generally try to avoid anything made from grains like the stuff will kill me (which it actually will to be fair). This is a problem since I like beer. Luckily I've managed to shift my love of beer over the years from the University student love of beer, to loving beer for the complex flavours and varieties so I don't have to drink a lot to have my fill. One is often enough.

Aside from that, Cotton Candy and Oreo ice cream. If the latter is on sale, I will buy it and eat it all in one day. If the former is being sold at all I will buy it and skip the bowl.

Formalhaut
09-28-2012, 02:04 PM
Deep Fried Lard.

Psychotic
09-28-2012, 02:37 PM
STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

I could make this my reply to most threads.

Sephex
09-28-2012, 02:55 PM
Booze. Especially since I prefer to overmix my drinks with hard liquor. That and having a 5 Hour Energy some of the time isn't really a healthy thing to do.

Raistlin
09-28-2012, 02:55 PM
EoFF.

Also soda, alcohol, and being a lazy bum.

Slothy
09-28-2012, 03:08 PM
STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

I could make this my reply to most threads.

You're doing it wrong. Steak is good for you. :colbert:

Jowy
09-28-2012, 03:12 PM
menthol cigarettes and donuts

Christmas
09-28-2012, 03:35 PM
http://home.eyesonff.com/members/15004-albums271-picture33491t.gif

Formalhaut
09-28-2012, 03:38 PM
That is hilarious!

Shorty
09-28-2012, 04:49 PM
Cloves, coffee and gin.

Denmark
09-28-2012, 05:43 PM
coffee and gin.

Jinx
09-28-2012, 05:52 PM
STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

I could make this my reply to most threads.

You're doing it wrong. Steak is good for you. :colbert:


STEAK FOR EVERY MEAL :smug:

Denmark
09-28-2012, 06:02 PM
STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

I could make this my reply to most threads.

You're doing it wrong. Steak is good for you. :colbert:


STEAK FOR EVERY MEAL :smug:

http://i.qkme.me/3r41ck.jpg

Slothy
09-28-2012, 06:04 PM
STEAK FOR EVERY MEAL :smug:

I've actually done this for weeks at a time before. I may not believe in heaven, but if it exists then it's probably that.

Jinx
09-28-2012, 06:07 PM
There was this really long, drawn out argument between Shorty, Vivi22, myself, and a couple other people on here back in early summer. It was everyone vs. Shorty, because she doesn't agree with the merits of having an all-steak diet. :colbert:

Madame Adequate
09-28-2012, 06:10 PM
If it took you this long to realize that all of Shorty's opinions should be discounted... :greenie:

Slothy
09-28-2012, 06:24 PM
I have to have Shorty's back on some things since we are CK contest bro's now, but I will never back the opinion that there is anything wrong ever with an all steak diet. Meatliness is next to godliness or some such.

drotato
09-28-2012, 08:45 PM
I love McDonalds, way too much. And it's going to give me diabetes, or a heart attack, and it's going to kill me. I don't even know why it's so good, it's made out of so much nasty crap. I'm convinced they actually put crack in their food and that's why it's so addictive.

Agent Proto
09-28-2012, 11:08 PM
Fast food in general. Soda too. Pretty much anything my mom tells me not to eat or else I'll get diabetes or something like that. She's "health conscience" and it annoys me so much whenever she preaches about it. "You should make your own smoothies, Jeff." "You should stop eating out so much, Jeff." "You should cook your own meals, Jeff." :rolleyes:

NorthernChaosGod
09-28-2012, 11:13 PM
Alcohol. Energy drinks. I consume way too much of both.

Unbreakable Will
09-28-2012, 11:57 PM
STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!

I could make this my reply to most threads.

You're doing it wrong. Steak is good for you. :colbert:


STEAK FOR EVERY MEAL :smug:

http://i.qkme.me/3r41ck.jpg
:love:

I don't drink heavily, well, not since my child was born so I suppose I'll live longer now. Unless the copious amounts of buffalo popcorn chicken and Coke and Hershey bars and Reese's and steak and nachos fajitas and... oh dear lord I'm going to die at 25.

Pike
09-28-2012, 11:59 PM
Unless the copious amounts of buffalo popcorn chicken and Coke and Hershey bars and Reese's and steak and nachos fajitas and... oh dear lord I'm going to die at 25.

Don't worry my friend; that's pretty much my entire diet and I'm still kicking at 28.

Unbreakable Will
09-29-2012, 12:06 AM
Unless the copious amounts of buffalo popcorn chicken and Coke and Hershey bars and Reese's and steak and nachos fajitas and... oh dear lord I'm going to die at 25.

Don't worry my friend; that's pretty much my entire diet and I'm still kicking at 28.
What a relief!

Jinx
09-29-2012, 12:58 AM
WTF ARE NACHO FAJITAS AND WHY ARE THEY NOT IN MY MOUTH?

drotato
09-29-2012, 01:10 AM
Lmao, Sam. Never had nachos fajitas? WAT.

Beowulf
09-29-2012, 01:12 AM
Cigarettes and alcohol. I'll probably die before I hit 30, but oh well.

Citizen Bleys
09-29-2012, 01:14 AM
Smoking.

God how I love smoking.

Clo
09-29-2012, 01:29 AM
Drugs.

escobert
09-29-2012, 02:02 AM
Marlboro Reds Camel Lights


Drugs.

krissy
09-29-2012, 02:13 AM
unprotected sex with multiple partners simultaneously


i cannot believe i spelled simultaneously correctly on my first time while having unprotected sex with multiple partners simultaneously

brb tho

Jiro
09-29-2012, 02:46 AM
You just gotta pick the right ones krissy

NorthernChaosGod
09-29-2012, 08:31 AM
WTF ARE NACHO FAJITAS AND WHY ARE THEY NOT IN MY MOUTH?

The name of my ballsack.

Jinx
09-30-2012, 08:42 PM
WTF ARE NACHO FAJITAS AND WHY ARE THEY NOT IN MY MOUTH?

The name of my ballsack.

I hate you so fucking much.

NorthernChaosGod
09-30-2012, 09:13 PM
Love you, bby. :aimkiss:

~*~Celes~*~
09-30-2012, 09:42 PM
Food and video games.

Shiny
09-30-2012, 09:46 PM
Ice cream and tooth decaying orange juice. I love to drink up that acidic juice way too often, but it used to be worse. I use to drink lemon juice that comes in the bottle like it was water. Then realized that was gross.

Bubba
10-01-2012, 12:46 PM
Beer, whiskey and Irn Bru.

Cloudane
10-01-2012, 01:24 PM
Hmm, beer or chocolate....

Beer.

Mercen-X
10-01-2012, 05:16 PM
sex

Cloudane
10-01-2012, 08:44 PM
That's good for you, or so I heard anyway

Jinx
10-01-2012, 08:45 PM
unless you're banging a diseased riddled prostitute


or raistlin

Shorty
10-01-2012, 09:36 PM
Raistlin isn't a disease-ridden prostitute? :confused:

Jinx
10-01-2012, 10:18 PM
Raistlin isn't a disease-ridden prostitute? :confused:

inb4 raistlin with some comment about shlup

Araciel
10-02-2012, 06:39 AM
INB4 women.

Wolf Kanno
10-02-2012, 08:44 AM
Alcohol, sex, cigarettes (though I did quit so I guess this doesn't count anymore), speeding, and most of all coffee, which I will never give up.

Peegee
10-02-2012, 03:29 PM
I love love love love potato chips.

And I eat mcdonald's more often than is sane. or allowed. I don't care what you say piku!

Pheesh
10-03-2012, 01:29 AM
Also, I have some pretty messed up shoulders that being a drummer is not helping. If I play drums after a long period of having not you can bet that my shoulders will be wrecked the next day.

Jiro
10-03-2012, 04:14 AM
oh well I guess in that case all the running I do. Causes me great physical pain quite frequently. No pain no gain motherfuckers.

Mercen-X
10-04-2012, 08:29 PM
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Iceglow
10-05-2012, 12:22 AM
I drink too many fizzy drinks, alcohol and I also eat too many sweets. Other than that I'm pretty damn good to myself, I get worse as winter progresses and eventually have a diet no man should ever attempt to live on. Then in the spring and summer my diet will essentially become a non-stop fiesta of salads.

Lonely Paper Star
10-06-2012, 02:55 PM
Alcohol and playing around with friends with benefits. <3

Pike
10-08-2012, 10:30 AM
And I eat mcdonald's more often than is sane. or allowed. I don't care what you say piku!

But McDonalds is great!

opn184
10-18-2012, 03:51 AM
I always crack my knuckles... and NO it doesn't give you arthritis!

Jiro
10-18-2012, 10:02 AM
It might not but my fingers are pretty rubbish, I messed up the tendons so I don't have nearly as much movement as I used to.

NorthernChaosGod
10-19-2012, 03:25 AM
I always crack my knuckles... and NO it doesn't give you arthritis!

I'm pretty sure you can fuck up your grip strength if you do it often and for a long time.