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Unbreakable Will
09-29-2012, 02:58 AM
Super powers. Want 'em? I do, but unfortunately science cannot provide them just yet. So until then I'll have to stare at the wall slack-jawed while my imagination takes me into the realm of the uncanny.
So what power would you want the most? It can be anything, typical comic book powers, anime, etc. etc.
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Except for fucking Aqua Man.

I would personally like to be a Saiyan, grew up watching DBZ and they can pretty much do whatever the hell they want; fly, shoot beams of energy, kick major ass and transform at will not to mention the fact that if I needed more power all I'd have to do is scream and crouch like I'm shitting myself.

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SSJ2 or too much cheese?

Sephex
09-29-2012, 03:00 AM
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/harveycolbert_zpsc12977a5.jpg

drotato
09-29-2012, 03:03 AM
Hm..... I think I'd want to have invisibility. Or to read people's minds. OR TELEKISMURFINGNESIS.

Tigmafuzz
09-29-2012, 03:08 AM
The ability to control the passage of time. Speed it up, slow it down, pause, rewind, etc.

Being able to control time gives you other superpowers as well. You essentially have increased strength and speed just from slowing down time around you, and you can go back in time to change things that have already happened, so it's almost like nothing can ever go wrong. Best power ever.

Christmas
09-29-2012, 03:17 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/bigsmile.gif

To bring a bit more of smile possible to the world when they wake up every morning. :bigsmile:

Citizen Bleys
09-29-2012, 03:33 AM
The power to make all of my co-workers think that they are Spiderman.

Unbreakable Will
09-29-2012, 10:55 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/bigsmile.gif

To bring a bit more of smile possible to the world when they wake up every morning. :bigsmile:

D'Awwwww


The power to make all of my co-workers think that they are Spiderman.
This. This is my new wish.

Chris
09-29-2012, 01:27 PM
Power of invisibility, oh wait, I have that one already. :whimper:

Quindiana Jones
09-29-2012, 02:09 PM
I would like veto power over everybody else's superpowers. :radred:

drotato
09-29-2012, 04:04 PM
Damn you, Quin.

Madame Adequate
09-29-2012, 04:15 PM
If I had a superpower I would like the ability to cast the spell 'Flay' from Legacy of Kain: Blood Omen without any limits on range, target, or repeatable use.

skinnnnssssss i will take their skinssssssssss '!'!'!!!'!'''! yessssss all the skinnssssss for the cloak

Formalhaut
09-29-2012, 04:28 PM
I would like veto power over everybody else's superpowers. :radred:

I would veto Quin himself.

Unbreakable Will
09-29-2012, 08:21 PM
I would like veto power over everybody else's superpowers. :radred:
No.

If I had a superpower I would like the ability to cast the spell 'Flay' from Legacy of Kain: Blood Omen without any limits on range, target, or repeatable use.

skinnnnssssss i will take their skinssssssssss '!'!'!!!'!'''! yessssss all the skinnssssss for the cloak
Can I have a skin cloak? :bigsmile:

Denmark
09-29-2012, 08:24 PM
The ultimate superpower is the ability to stop time (and restart it)

Shorty
09-29-2012, 10:38 PM
Rogue's powers. I want to suck the life out of all of you.

SeronStar
09-30-2012, 01:03 AM
I want to be able to fly and teleport all around the place

Tigmafuzz
09-30-2012, 01:07 AM
Rogue's powers. I want to suck the life out of all of you.

You already do :colbert:

Shorty
09-30-2012, 02:30 AM
So it's working then :aimkiss:

Jiro
09-30-2012, 11:34 AM
I still feel that telekinesis would be the best power to have because at extreme levels it pretty much doubles for things like flight, teleportation and invisibility.

Quindiana Jones
09-30-2012, 03:18 PM
Okay then. I would like to be Dr. Manhattan.

NorthernChaosGod
09-30-2012, 09:09 PM
I want to be a Jedi.

Jinx
10-01-2012, 12:18 AM
I want to be Sylar so I can cut open your brains and steal all of your powers.

Tigmafuzz
10-01-2012, 12:23 AM
I want to be a Jedi.

O rly (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/58708817/DBZ%20debate.txt)

Jiro
10-01-2012, 03:55 AM
That was painful to read.

NorthernChaosGod
10-01-2012, 06:18 AM
I want to be a Jedi.

O rly (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/58708817/DBZ%20debate.txt)

I'm not reading that, you have to scroll left and right.

Tigmafuzz
10-01-2012, 06:31 AM
I'm not reading that, you have to scroll left and right.

Ctrl+A, copy/paste into notepad, enable Word Wrap. Lazy.

Mirage
10-01-2012, 08:11 AM
I still feel that telekinesis would be the best power to have because at extreme levels it pretty much doubles for things like flight, teleportation and invisibility.

I am so glad that I'm not the only one who have figured this out.

Extremely powerful, high precision telekinesis.

You could grab a bubble of air and go into smurfing space with it. You could stab people with invisible energy-blades, you could levitate anything, you could jsdaljsald so much. It is stupidly versatile. You could kill people by just generating a telekinetic field inside someone's brain and scramble everything in there too if you wanted. You could get a job as an awesome special effects dude in a movie too. Just say "it's a trade secret" or something.

Stopping time and stuff is just lame though. Seriously, it's just dumb. It would break the world. You'd end up making yourself not be born and time paradox the entire world and then the universe would go boom.

Bubba
10-01-2012, 08:42 AM
I'd like to be able to breathe under water.

Though knowing my luck I'd probably get eaten by a shark before anyone knew about my power.

To breathe underwater and to be friends with all marine life.

Though knowing my luck I'd probably walk into an undetonated mine or something.

To breathe underwater, friends with marine life and be indestructible... yeah, that.

Unbreakable Will
10-01-2012, 05:15 PM
I want to be a Jedi.

O rly (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/58708817/DBZ debate.txt)
Victory in the name of Saiyans!


I'd like to be able to breathe under water.

Though knowing my luck I'd probably get eaten by a shark before anyone knew about my power.

To breathe underwater and to be friends with all marine life.

Though knowing my luck I'd probably walk into an undetonated mine or something.

To breathe underwater, friends with marine life and be indestructible... yeah, that.
Sonofa... I specifically said NOT Aquaman. Albeit you did add indestructible so I'll allow it. That's something useful.

Tigmafuzz
10-01-2012, 05:22 PM
The original Aquaman was near-indestructible. Or bullet-proof, at least. Or are we talking about the modern nothing-useful-except-talking-to-fish-and-swimming-slighlty-longer-than-an-average-person-on-a-single-breath-causing-writers-to-make-up-scenarios-that-include-water-just-so-he-can-seem-like-more-than-dead-weight Aquaman?

Unbreakable Will
10-01-2012, 05:58 PM
Dead-weight Aquaman.

Araciel
10-02-2012, 06:46 AM
*shudder* Nicholas Cage's power from Next. Horrible movie but that's what I want.

Citizen Bleys
10-02-2012, 07:11 AM
I'd say Kira's power from Push, but I think we all know I'd only use it to make all of my co-workers think that they were Spiderman.

NorthernChaosGod
10-02-2012, 08:59 AM
I'm not reading that, you have to scroll left and right.

Ctrl+A, copy/paste into notepad, enable Word Wrap. Lazy.

You're the one trying to correct me or something, you do the work.

Christmas
10-02-2012, 09:59 AM
I'd say Kira's power from Push, but I think we all know I'd only use it to make all of my co-workers think that they were Spiderman.

Not the power of love and valentine? O'holy one. :bigsmile:

Unbreakable Will
10-02-2012, 03:27 PM
I'm not reading that, you have to scroll left and right.

Ctrl+A, copy/paste into notepad, enable Word Wrap. Lazy.

You're the one trying to correct me or something, you do the work.
It's actually worth a read Jules. I suggest it highly. :colbert:

Jiro
10-03-2012, 04:11 AM
They completely misunderstand each other repeatedly with shitty arguments and an inability to accept the conditions for which the crossover would occur.

Clearly everybody has ki and midichlorians exist within all living forces. Whether or not they're the same thing is unknown. The DBZ cast are meatheads so Jedi Mind Tricks wouldn't work. Jedis have great reflexes/precognition so they'd never get hit. Lightsabers might prove to be the decisive factor if only Jedi were able to move as quickly as the DBZ cast. At the end of the day, it would end with a spirit bomb or something blowing up the planet and the Jedi losing.

There.

NorthernChaosGod
10-03-2012, 06:25 AM
I'll just be content with what Dak said.

Clo
10-03-2012, 03:42 PM
I want to be... the AVATAR!!

Laddy
10-04-2012, 06:14 AM
Super strength, speed, invincibility, and a massive schlong that shoots lasers.


In short, http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w47/terpman92/a_teddy_roosevelt.jpg.

Tigmafuzz
10-04-2012, 06:25 AM
Don't forget ethical.

Laddy
10-04-2012, 06:35 AM
Don't forget ethical.

It comes with the laser-schlong.

Shorty
10-04-2012, 06:48 PM
Somehow that doesn't add up.

Tigmafuzz
10-04-2012, 11:34 PM
Spoken like someone who has never had a laser-schlong.

TabbyTrap
10-05-2012, 04:42 AM
Transformation, and if I can get it in conjunction, immortality.


I would go to work every day with slightly bigger breasts than the day before, starting with like, a flat chest, and then a month later have tits big enough I require servants to lift them for long periods of time, then start going backwards. Also I would change my height every day and just screw with everyones mind.

Maybe I'd go stand in the middle of like times square and scream really loudly, hold my head in my hands, and then turn into a fire hydrant.

With transformation, the fun never ends!