EOFF Valentine!!!~~<3

[Christmas]

Inspired by our great Mr Bleys that had revived a great miraculous thread from the dead (something like Jesus along the line I think), How was everyone's valentine? And how will you expect it to be the next time? :bigsmile:

For those that got no one to spend valentine with, you can spend it with me, you will suffer, and you will start to appreciate valentine. :|

EDIT: Joking!


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[Citizen Bleys]

Inspired by our great Mr Bleys that had revived a great miraculous thread from the dead

for the love of all that is right and good leave me out of this

[drotato]

Lol, THANKS BLEYS.

I want Christmas to be my Valentine for next year. :bigsmile:

[Christmas]

It will be a spectacular valentine Nikki!! You, me, Will, my little god daugther and Mr Cock. We will have a great time together and Mr Cock will end up on the plate as the finale. :bigsmile:


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PS: Oh ya, thanks Mr Bleys, you are like the valentine ambassador man. :kaoclove:

[drotato]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

LOL BLEYS, you did this. xD

[Denmark]

I want Christmas as my Valentine. :bigsmile:

[drotato]

Christmas, can Denmark and I split you in half so we can both have you as a Valentine?

[Christmas]

I can only split my cock!!:bigsmile:

I mean MR COCK. :bigsmile:

[Denmark]

i'll take the white meat

[drotato]

Can I have the breast, then? :bigsmile:

[Citizen Bleys]

Oh ya, thanks Mr Bleys, you are like the valentine ambassador man.

Alas for the Earth! We are overthrown and have no friend to redeem us. Beauty shall pass utterly from the Land

[Psychotic]

hi does anyone want to be my valentine? i like bears, i can count to at least 28 (maybe higher, never tried) and i'm an admin on a final fantasy message board

[Denmark]

I changed my mind, I want Psychotic as my valentine :bigsmile:

[Tigmafuzz]

I think Christmas and Psychotic should be Valentines. Now and forevermore.

[Formalhaut]

Isn't it a bit soon to be doing a Valentine's thread?

[Faris]

I'll be my own valentine! :bigsmile:

[Tigmafuzz]

Dammit Faris :nonono:

[Loony BoB]

Wait, what month is it again?


i'm an admin on a final fantasy message board
Guaranteed pickup line.

[Clo]

If you're my valentine, you can enjoy a luxurious evening getting drunk on a balcony and yelling sexual taunts to ambling hipsters down below before the night ends in a dance party.

:party:

[Christmas]

Isn't it a bit soon to be doing a Valentine's thread?

I thought so too!! So the story was like this, I was eating frogs with my buddy Quina :quina: in some stinky swamp again when a ray of light shines from the heaven and a man filled with awe and more awe descended.

He was the ambassador of valentine himself.

http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar60_26.gif

I kneel down before his presence while Quina was sniffing him. :bigsmile:

He showed me the path and valentine knows no boundary or dates. He inspired me and let me see the err of my ways.I decided to spread his teachings and make my way to EoFF. I created this thread in his name, for the faithful will be accepted into the arms of the ambassador. :bigsmile:

I think Quina ate the ambassador though. :quina:


Wait, what month is it again?



Still too early for your wedding. :bigsmile:

[Formalhaut]

Christmas, I have been changed. I too shall celebrate Valentines no matter the month!

[Raistlin]

http://fools-gold.org/forum/images/bleyscrotch.jpg

[Citizen Bleys]

why are you people doing this to me?

[Night Fury]

Lace french knickers that is all!

[Formalhaut]

The Fifty Shades Of Grey trilogy springs to mind :love:

[Clo]

I offer fifty shades of earl grey. I try to allure people in a Captain Picard way.

[Shorty]

Am I the only one concerned about the underwear choices in the poll here?

[Night Fury]

Am I the only one concerned about the underwear choices in the poll here?

I was too.

[Tigmafuzz]

Am I the only one concerned about the underwear choices in the poll here?

I didn't see boxer-briefs as an option so I went with the two slightly more comfortable options.

[Faris]

Am I the only one concerned about the underwear choices in the poll here?

I didn't see boxer-briefs as an option so I went with the two slightly more comfortable options.

Butt floss Thongs are comfortable? :shobon:

[Christmas]

Am I the only one concerned about the underwear choices in the poll here?

I didn't see boxer-briefs as an option so I went with the two slightly more comfortable options.

Butt floss Thongs are comfortable? :shobon:

MANUS is comfortable? :manus:

[Del Murder]

I married my valentine this year. :heart:

[drotato]

AWWWWW DEL SO CUTE. I'm gonna cry like a little girl.

[Denmark]

Am I the only one concerned about the underwear choices in the poll here?

I didn't see boxer-briefs as an option so I went with the two slightly more comfortable options.

i went with the two options that combine to make the superior male underwear

[Shorty]

That is actually really adorable, Murder.

[Tigmafuzz]

Butt floss Thongs and Manus may not be quite as comfortable in the back, but at least they don't constrict my spherical buddies and make me sit on them when I turn in my chair or make them dangle and fly around when I walk around without my pants on :colbert: (these are actually majorly painful issues for someone who has had testicular cancer before)

[Christmas]

why are you people doing this to me?

The holy one has spoken, for he deserves a rep everytime his words travel to our ears. More valentine stories, people. The holy one demands more~~ :save:

http://www.fernerb.com/images/GodsValentinePicture_HeartWithJohn3-16.jpg

[Shiny]

I try to avoid having Valentines. Not because I hate romance, but because I don't want an excessive amount of acne inducing chocolate on this Capitalist ass holiday.

Instead I celebrate my friend's bday. She's born on Valentines Day and it just so happens that she's turning 21 this year so I HAVE PLANS FOR HER. >=)

[Jiro]

Aicha-luv :heart:

[Madonna]

Oh Maribel!

One year, I showered a Valentine in kisses. Hershey's Kisses. Who knew tossing up hard chocolate and letting it fall upon someone is like pelting them with small stones? That relationship was not headed toward longevity.

[Evastio]

I don't understand anything that's going on in this thread.

[Citizen Bleys]

Consider yourself fortunate.

EoFF: If you break the rules on purpose, the staff won't do anything to punish you, but Christmas will.

I shall think twice ere I cross that one again.

[Agent Proto]

Or you can break the rules while she's away.

[Citizen Bleys]

You say that like I routinely break the rules for the sake of breaking the rules.

For the time being, however, perhaps I should heckle the staff in the Private Feedback forum where she can't get me.

[Tigmafuzz]

Christmas's heart is 41 inches wide :D

[Citizen Bleys]

Christmas's heart is 41 inches wide :D

Christmas's heart, though well-disguised, is blacker than the bowels of Hell

[Tigmafuzz]

41 inches of pain and suffering :bigsmile:

[Jiro]

For the time being, however, perhaps I should heckle the staff in the Private Feedback forum where she can't get me.

You can take refuge in Private Feedback, I extend a warm welcoming hand as the reigning Duke.