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Laddy
10-02-2012, 07:00 AM
Dolphins are really intelligent, cute, and sweet! They can also be petty, evil monsters. Let's discuss dolphins. :jess:

Araciel
10-02-2012, 07:06 AM
The Dolphins of Pern

Denmark
10-02-2012, 07:21 AM
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/b/bc/Dolphin.PNG
The dolphins wear scuba goggles

Tigmafuzz
10-02-2012, 07:43 AM
I enjoy dolphins and their continued presence on my planet.

Freya
10-02-2012, 08:02 AM
Let's just hope they don't thank us for the fish and say so long :(

Jiro
10-02-2012, 08:54 AM
Dolphins have sex for fun unlike a lot of other animals. They're probably the real masters of this planet you know.

NorthernChaosGod
10-02-2012, 09:00 AM
Ecco was a pretty cool one.

Pheesh
10-02-2012, 09:05 AM
I watched 'The Cove' not too long ago, that shit is all messed up :(

Dolphins are fricken awesome though.

Bubba
10-02-2012, 10:12 AM
Yeah, dolphins rock.

Do you think Flipper is cooler than Ecco?

Chris
10-02-2012, 10:35 AM
Had to be done!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9myv6xJQB1qdmt8io1_500.jpg

Shorty
10-02-2012, 01:04 PM
I adore any and all creatures of the sea :love:

Pike
10-02-2012, 01:08 PM
I like freshwater creatures the most because then I can add them to my fish tank.

Christmas
10-02-2012, 01:14 PM
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Cloudane
10-02-2012, 01:17 PM
They can be great for throwing you 100ft in the air to infiltrate a military base. All you need to do is whistle.

Christmas
10-02-2012, 01:21 PM
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Chris
10-02-2012, 01:21 PM
They can be great for throwing you 100ft in the air to infiltrate a military base. All you need to do is whistle.
The first time I played through the game, I kept waiting for the dolphin to return some time later in the game, but it never did. :(

Jinx
10-02-2012, 01:30 PM
Did you know male dolphins rape other male dolphins and female dolphins as well?

And there's something like 14 cases reported a year of dolphins trying to rape humans?

Christmas
10-02-2012, 01:33 PM
Absolutely true. Male dolphins are known to gang rape other dolphins, male and female, and they are not real picky about what species they mate with. There is a news story every year or so about dolphins trying to rape swimmers.

"The woman taken by the dolphin was 37 year old pilates instructor and professional dancer, Tanya Halerfan of Liverpool, NY . Authorities are still looking for Halerfan.
Bob Grunderson of the National Coast Guard made a statement to the press stating, “Our search for Miss Halerfan or her remains will continue though we hold no hope of finding either. In past experience with cases of dolphin kidnapping and sexual assault the victims are usually never found.”

"Researchers studying dolphin behavior have been noticing an alarming trend in recent years. They have discovered rogue packs of adult male dolphins gang raping swimmers in open waters. Human decoys fitted with tracking devices have been dumped in open waters and observed from helicopter."

"Scott Randleston of the Dolphin Research Institute of Boca Raton, has been studying dolphin behavior for 17 years, and came up with the decoy program. “In every case the decoy was set upon in a short time by groups of dolphins ranging from 8 to 20 young males. It seems there are gangs of dolphin predators roaming the open waters looking for humans to sexually assault. The dolphins in each case were observed circling the swimmer as one of the group grabbed them with their penis and dragged them under, then the others followed. You see dolphins have a prehensile penis, it is full of powerful muscles and they can wrap it around objects, such as a human wrist, ankle, neck, or waist. One could compare it to a boa constrictor or an elephant trunk….The decoys never resurfaced in any of the studies…. We tracked one of the decoys to an underwater cave where it had been repeatedly raped and torn apart by the dolphins. ”

"There are at least 14 cases of dolphin rape reported each year in the United States, these usually occur near the shore where victims are able to escape before they can be dragged into a dolphin rape cave. There is no real estimate of how many deaths are the result of dolphin rape each year as many of these occur in open water where there are few eyewitnesses if any."

Shorty
10-02-2012, 01:47 PM
the smurf

dolphin LOVE not dolphin RAPE

Jiro
10-02-2012, 02:05 PM
Death by dolphin is probably not the worst way to go

Raistlin
10-02-2012, 02:30 PM
Dolphins are amazingly intelligent animals. I believe dolphins are one of the few that are sufficiently self-aware that they can recognize themselves in a mirror. It seems pretty basic, but that requires a pretty high degree of deduction. And as someone else pointed out, like primates, dolphins will have sex just for pleasure.

And I've heard of dolphin rapes before, but nothing to that extent. Horny bastards.

Faris
10-02-2012, 02:45 PM
Dolphins are really intelligent, cute, and sweet!

So are Gremlins but we all know not to get them wet or expose them to bright lights.

Bubba
10-02-2012, 03:53 PM
there's something like 14 cases reported a year of dolphins trying to rape humans?

It's funny you should mention that. I was out for drinks the other night and there was a dolphin stood at the bar with a toothpick in his mouth staring at me creepily for ages.

I don't like to be judgmental but it just made me uncomfortable.

I'm glad I was with my friends.

Unbreakable Will
10-02-2012, 06:19 PM
Dolphins are really intelligent, cute, and sweet! They can also be petty, evil monsters. Let's discuss dolphins. :jess:
5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth - The Oatmeal (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dolphin_punch)
:doublecolbert:

Clo
10-02-2012, 06:30 PM
I read once that when ships sink, dolphins will eat the bodies of the people who drowned.

Mmmm. Human flesh.

Shorty
10-02-2012, 06:33 PM
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Unbreakable Will
10-02-2012, 06:41 PM
Holy hell, it's Stubby the Dolphin!

Chris
10-02-2012, 07:06 PM
That is pretty badass. Way to turn something not so attractive, into something completely awesome.

Denmark
10-02-2012, 07:07 PM
oh, that's a stub. I first just saw a dislocated arm and was wondering why you would have your arm tattooed that way

Rantz
10-02-2012, 08:00 PM
I like it when they do tailslides in space. (http://www.rawkins.com/games/dolphin-olympics-2//?/games/do2/)

Pike
10-04-2012, 03:40 PM
Have we turned this thread into a Red Alert 2 thread yet, and if not, why not?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120308131817/cnc/images/0/0c/Dlphicon.png

Christmas
10-04-2012, 03:44 PM
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The ones from Red Alert 3 aren't that bad! :bigsmile:

Araciel
10-04-2012, 03:52 PM
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Pumpkin
10-04-2012, 04:45 PM
I have no strong opinion on dolphins.

SEE, I can get my post count up too.

Madame Adequate
10-05-2012, 02:00 AM
Dolphins are the only creatures in the world aside from ourselves that commit murder for no apparent reason. Porpoises watch out!

Shorty
10-05-2012, 02:22 AM
They're just like us! :love:

Jiro
10-05-2012, 02:46 AM
I have no strong opinion on dolphins.

SEE, I can get my post count up too.

Gotta practice not making it so obvious though :monster:

Cloudane
10-05-2012, 11:14 AM
Dolphins are the only creatures in the world aside from ourselves that commit murder for no apparent reason. Porpoises watch out!

You mean they kill on porpoise?

Do they just flip out?

Pike
10-07-2012, 01:40 AM
Dolphins are the only creatures in the world aside from ourselves that commit murder for no apparent reason. Porpoises watch out!

You mean they kill on porpoise?

Do they just flip out?

:mymelbert:

Cloudane
10-07-2012, 02:01 AM
Oh god :|

In other, equally disturbing news:
Sex with a Dolphin (http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=782255)
Warning: pretty er, er, disturbing - Not entirely family friendly. ~Shorty

Raistlin
10-07-2012, 07:54 PM
Dolphins are the only creatures in the world aside from ourselves that commit murder for no apparent reason. Porpoises watch out!

Considering they already try to rape humans, I think we're the ones who need to watch out.

Araciel
10-07-2012, 08:31 PM
Watch out!? Two words: tuna nets