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Jiro
10-04-2012, 02:58 PM
what would happen if Lockharted and Tifa's Boobs put their money where their mouths are and had a kid?


http://bit.ly/QJtFd0

So try clicking this link (http://www.morphthing.com/) and seeing what other monsters you can create. If you've got an easier face morpher than do share! Let the procreation commence!

Jinx
10-04-2012, 03:18 PM
Omg that's the most beautiful baby of all time.

Did you really use me and Locky's picture????

Jiro
10-04-2012, 03:27 PM
I did. I'd post the pictures but that would require effort and set you both up for even more creepers :p

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 03:41 PM
THIS IS JIRO AND HAPPY NOODLE BOY'S BABY GIRL

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Christmas
10-04-2012, 03:42 PM
I tried uploading my own pictures but the process is too tedious for me. Select my head, then eyebrows....I got tired of doing and stopped at the eyebrows part... :(

Jinx
10-04-2012, 03:54 PM
THIS IS JIRO AND HAPPY NOODLE BOY'S BABY GIRL

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Wtf is wrong with the top of her head?

also:
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd274/hollow_art3/Conchita%20Campbell/8.jpg

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 03:55 PM
THIS IS JIRO AND HAPPY NOODLE BOY'S BABY GIRL

37423


Wtf is wrong with the top of her head?

also:
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd274/hollow_art3/Conchita Campbell/8.jpg

I noticed that too.... I think I just didn't allign the dots properly xD

Jinx
10-04-2012, 03:56 PM
THIS IS JIRO AND HAPPY NOODLE BOY'S BABY GIRL

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Wtf is wrong with the top of her head?

also:
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd274/hollow_art3/Conchita Campbell/8.jpg

I noticed that too.... I think I just didn't allign the dots properly xD

To be fair, I DO think it was Phil I was talking with the other day about how would a man function giving birth to a child out of a dick-hole.

Now we know.

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 03:59 PM
THIS IS JIRO AND HAPPY NOODLE BOY'S BABY GIRL

37423


Wtf is wrong with the top of her head?

also:
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd274/hollow_art3/Conchita Campbell/8.jpg

I noticed that too.... I think I just didn't allign the dots properly xD

To be fair, I DO think it was Phil I was talking with the other day about how would a man function giving birth to a child out of a dick-hole.

Now we know.

What. The. Smurf?

That conversation sounds messed up.

Jinx
10-04-2012, 04:01 PM
THIS IS JIRO AND HAPPY NOODLE BOY'S BABY GIRL

37423


Wtf is wrong with the top of her head?

also:
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd274/hollow_art3/Conchita Campbell/8.jpg

I noticed that too.... I think I just didn't allign the dots properly xD

To be fair, I DO think it was Phil I was talking with the other day about how would a man function giving birth to a child out of a dick-hole.

Now we know.

What. The. Smurf?

That conversation sounds messed up.

Most conversations he and I have are.

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 04:02 PM
THIS IS JIRO AND HAPPY NOODLE BOY'S BABY GIRL

37423


Wtf is wrong with the top of her head?

also:
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd274/hollow_art3/Conchita Campbell/8.jpg

I noticed that too.... I think I just didn't allign the dots properly xD

To be fair, I DO think it was Phil I was talking with the other day about how would a man function giving birth to a child out of a dick-hole.

Now we know.

What. The. Smurf?

That conversation sounds messed up.

Most conversations he and I have are.

Yeah that doesn't surprise me at all :lol:

Jinx
10-04-2012, 04:24 PM
If I had sex with myself (not an uncommon occurrence) and it produced a child, this would be the product:



EDIT: The creepy thing is, this is the female version of my father. Exactly.

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 05:55 PM
I think Tifa's Boobs should make more babies.

Jinx
10-04-2012, 06:04 PM
My daughter and son with Bubba:





Also, I finally had foa's babby like I said I would:

Quindiana Jones
10-04-2012, 06:05 PM
This is the single worst thing you've ever done here, Dak, you bastard.

Freya
10-04-2012, 06:07 PM
Oh man, this just continues the circle jerk you lot have. Cute pre-rendered babies though!

Psychotic
10-04-2012, 06:20 PM
what would happen if Lockharted and Tifa's Boobs put their money where their mouths areWhen I saw this text in the preview thread I'll admit my mind took a turn for the perverse.

These kids all creep me out to be honest. None of you should ever reproduce!

Jinx
10-04-2012, 06:36 PM
My kid with HNB:



My kid with Jiro:

Shorty
10-04-2012, 06:38 PM
THIS IS JIRO AND HAPPY NOODLE BOY'S BABY GIRL

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I see it in the eyes but where's her brown hair :colbert:

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 06:54 PM
EVERYONE MEET PHILARA

Rantz
10-04-2012, 06:58 PM
Me and Chairman Mao.

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Jinx
10-04-2012, 07:04 PM
The hideous child of Psychotic and I:

Quindiana Jones
10-04-2012, 07:04 PM
One day, I'm going to ban all of you.

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 07:05 PM
The hideous child of Psychotic and I:

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/Baby-of-P3240010-jpg-and-profilepic36506-6-gif-jpg.jpg

This one looks evil, unlike Philara, who is just completely angelic.

Pheesh
10-04-2012, 07:13 PM
How angelic, you ask?

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/Philara.png

That smurfin' angelic.

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 07:16 PM
How angelic, you ask?

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/Philara.png

That smurfin' angelic.

I just.. I... I'm yours now!
:heart:

NorthernChaosGod
10-04-2012, 07:20 PM
What the hell, guys. What the actual hell.

Jinx
10-04-2012, 07:21 PM
What the hell, guys. What the actual hell.

HOW HAVE I NOT MADE OUR BABY YET :3

NorthernChaosGod
10-04-2012, 07:28 PM
You tell me.

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 07:28 PM
All I can think of now is how me and HNB can make that baby reality... :3


:lol:

Rantz
10-04-2012, 07:28 PM
The beautiful result of Shorty's inevitable mating with a squid.

37429

I dunno, I think this morpher is biased towards human pairings.

Jinx
10-04-2012, 07:29 PM
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, the beautiful daughter of NCG and Tifa's Boobs:

Psychotic
10-04-2012, 07:30 PM
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, the beautiful daughter of NCG and Tifa's Boobs:


http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/Baby-of-profilepic36506-6-gif-jpg-and-377637-10151102656488863-553875106-n-jpg.jpg
...Steve?

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 07:31 PM
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, the beautiful daughter of NCG and Tifa's Boobs:


http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/Baby-of-profilepic36506-6-gif-jpg-and-377637-10151102656488863-553875106-n-jpg.jpg

It has a smurfing beard....

Rantz
10-04-2012, 07:57 PM
The beautiful result of Shorty's inevitable mating with a squid.

37429

I dunno, I think this morpher is biased towards human pairings.

I was disappointed with this result, so here's a better one.

37431

Denmark
10-04-2012, 08:00 PM
those EYES hahahhahhahhahahhahahhahahaaaaaaa

Jinx
10-04-2012, 08:01 PM
my retard baby with quin

Quindiana Jones
10-04-2012, 08:04 PM
She gets it from her mother. :roll2

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 08:06 PM
37432

My lovechild with Jiro. Looks like Legolas.

Jinx
10-04-2012, 08:07 PM
can't tell if i procreated with shorty or jason gordon levitt

Quindiana Jones
10-04-2012, 08:09 PM
Hey, someone make the baby of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel. We may as well figure out what it'd look like, since they never will.

Sephex
10-04-2012, 08:11 PM
Most of these pics are blocked at work, but the ones I have seen had made me laugh so far.

Jinx
10-04-2012, 08:11 PM
My baby with Locky:




Reminds me of someone. Hm.........









http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp75/princesslucylulu/Victims/jonbenet_ramsey.jpg
oh

Mercen-X
10-04-2012, 08:12 PM
My ex and I did this trick over at Chuck E Cheese. (odd place for the machine imo, frankly)
The resultant pick seemed to have a layer of facial hair because I wasn't clean shaven at the time so I didn't really like it. But my ex said she wanted that kid. My parents also used the machine. The result? "What the hell is that?" I'm lucky that I didn't come out that ugly.
For play, my parents each decided to see what we'd make. God's word that my dad and I would produce the ugliest retarded German baby the world has ever seen. Disturbingly, on the other hand, my mother and I would produce a beautiful bouncing Asian kid. Needless to say, having used that machine with my parents, I no longer have any boundaries regarding the device. I would use it see what offspring I would produce with a stickbug. But that didn't occur to me at the time.

Shorty
10-04-2012, 08:24 PM
The beautiful result of Shorty's inevitable mating with a squid.

37429

I dunno, I think this morpher is biased towards human pairings.

I was disappointed with this result, so here's a better one.

37431

god damnit babe

I think you done did it with JGL on that one, TB

Jinx
10-04-2012, 08:31 PM
behold

the child of steve and mel

Shorty
10-04-2012, 08:34 PM
http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp75/princesslucylulu/Victims/jonbenet_ramsey.jpg
oh

jesus christ girl way to spoil the mood

NorthernChaosGod
10-04-2012, 08:52 PM
Sam is such a slut.

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 08:52 PM
behold

the child of steve and mel


http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/Baby-of-303081-10150365525139860-1956853257-n-jpg-and-168434-1771580526662-2371643-n-jpg.jpg

It's a lot cuter than some of the ugly babas me and Phil knocked out.

Jinx
10-04-2012, 08:54 PM
The child of me and Pike:


The child of me and Hux:



And they can look forward to this little monstrosity when they finally knock a few out:

Pike
10-04-2012, 08:57 PM
As if the poor kid's mental issues won't be enough

Denmark
10-04-2012, 08:57 PM
their baby just looks like she doesn't want her picture taken. at all.

Bubba
10-04-2012, 10:24 PM
Somebody needs to sterilise Tifa's Boobs immediately.

I think I'll cut off my penis as well... just to be on the safe side.

Raistlin
10-04-2012, 10:34 PM
I feel sorry for all of these kids. Has Boobies mated with someone from every continent yet?

Jinx
10-04-2012, 10:37 PM
I feel sorry for all of these kids. Has Boobies mated with someone from every continent yet?

I still need to do Freya and DK

Tigmafuzz
10-04-2012, 11:43 PM
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD DEAR GOD THE ABOMINATIONS

Iceglow
10-05-2012, 12:56 AM
behold

the child of steve and mel


http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/Baby-of-303081-10150365525139860-1956853257-n-jpg-and-168434-1771580526662-2371643-n-jpg.jpg

It's a lot cuter than some of the ugly babas me and Phil knocked out.

I'm not sure if I ought to be disturbed by this or not...

Shorty
10-05-2012, 01:03 AM
All of the children in this thread are disturbing. No one belonging to this forum should ever reproduce. :colbert:

Clo
10-05-2012, 01:10 AM
This thread is exceptionally disturbing

Iceglow
10-05-2012, 01:12 AM
37433

The above is the face of the child that destroys this world... it's the manchild of myself and Psy.

Shorty
10-05-2012, 01:15 AM
so the antichrist, eh

Iceglow
10-05-2012, 01:25 AM
so the antichrist, eh

Yeah pretty much!

Jiro
10-05-2012, 02:53 AM
THIS IS JIRO AND HAPPY NOODLE BOY'S BABY GIRL

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I see it in the eyes but where's her brown hair :colbert:

I was blonde until age 8 or 9.

Pheesh
10-05-2012, 11:54 AM
THIS IS JIRO AND HAPPY NOODLE BOY'S BABY GIRL

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I see it in the eyes but where's her brown hair :colbert:

I was blonde until age 8 or 9.

I was blonde until 3, she'll grow out of it.

Jinx
10-05-2012, 12:03 PM
THIS IS JIRO AND HAPPY NOODLE BOY'S BABY GIRL

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I see it in the eyes but where's her brown hair :colbert:

I was blonde until age 8 or 9.





THIS IS JIRO AND HAPPY NOODLE BOY'S BABY GIRL

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I see it in the eyes but where's her brown hair :colbert:

I was blonde until age 8 or 9.

I was blonde until 3, she'll grow out of it.

DAAAAAAAAAAW :3

I want to see pictures of you two with blonde hair. :3

Jiro
10-05-2012, 01:23 PM
There are some things I won't share with EoFF.

Pheesh
10-05-2012, 01:55 PM
pfft, wussy (http://db.tt/xj2UltTo)

Bubba
10-05-2012, 01:59 PM
pfft, wussy (http://db.tt/xj2UltTo)

Looks like a young Ron Weasley.

Jinx
10-05-2012, 02:04 PM
pfft, wussy (http://db.tt/xj2UltTo)

Looks like a young Ron Weasley.

it looks like it wants to kill us all

Iceglow
10-06-2012, 08:36 AM
With the cricket bat.

I too was blonde as a kid.

Denmark
10-06-2012, 08:47 AM
All of the children in this thread are disturbing. No one belonging to this forum should ever reproduce. :colbert:

http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/37431d1349377075-have-you-ever-wanted-know-sarahsquid.jpg

Psychotic
10-06-2012, 08:50 AM
37433

The above is the face of the child that destroys this world... it's the manchild of myself and Psy.Look at the expression on its face! It's silently screaming "KILL. ME."

But as I've said many times before, let me have one crack at your sister, mate. Just one.

Madame Adequate
10-07-2012, 01:46 AM
Steve's first thought was to imagine that he and Paul could have a long and happy relationship that produced a child. And nobody was surprised.

Iceglow
10-07-2012, 12:26 PM
lmao no I didn't think of it like that I more thought of how Paul would force himself upon me if he could. Can't have me so wants my sister, can't have my sister.... possible rape fest situation about to go down.

Shiny
10-07-2012, 05:48 PM
"Anyone can make a cute baby. Make a cute adult."

Well anyone except Iceglow apparently.

Iceglow
10-08-2012, 11:09 PM
Not too sure quite where you were heading there Shiny, I mean sure me and Psy don't make for a cute baby but the one Sam done of me and her is pretty cute. Plus if you've ever seen pics of me as a kiddo I was a pretty cute kid.

Jinx
10-08-2012, 11:11 PM
Not too sure quite where you were heading there Shiny, I mean sure me and Psy don't make for a cute baby but the one Sam done of me and her is pretty cute. Plus if you've ever seen pics of me as a kiddo I was a pretty cute kid.

That was you and MEL.

Criminally Vulgar
10-09-2012, 04:25 PM
that was you and MEL.

social services would have a riot with that one.

Shorty
10-09-2012, 05:51 PM
All of the children in this thread are disturbing. No one belonging to this forum should ever reproduce. :colbert:

http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/37431d1349377075-have-you-ever-wanted-know-sarahsquid.jpg

:aimmad:

Iceglow
10-09-2012, 06:18 PM
That was you and MEL.

Well fuck that shit, tbh though I think there's been like 2 members on EoFF ever whom I would even consider kids with. Safe to say that's not one of them.

Shorty
10-09-2012, 06:19 PM
alright let's talk about people you DO want to have kids with instead of where this is going please

Jinx
10-09-2012, 06:25 PM
alright let's talk about people you DO want to have kids with instead of where this is going please

Yes, because it was heading down a very dangerous road...

I want to have kids with Elijah Wood and David Wenham and Karl Urban

They will all be warrior children

Shorty
10-09-2012, 06:44 PM
I meant from the forums goddamn it xD

Jinx
10-09-2012, 06:48 PM
Well, since they haven't figured out how to rub to eggs together to start a baby yet, I can't say you or Locky



none

I don't want babies with any of you

Rantz
10-09-2012, 06:59 PM
Personally I could go for a little taste of xXyunaoOopenelo14Xx... :drool:

Jiro
10-10-2012, 03:51 AM
I'm sure there's a few of you whose genetics are ideal for the master child I want to create.

Pike
10-11-2012, 01:24 PM
Guys what if

Guys what if we went all mad-science and combined the DNA from every member of EoFF and unleashed the resulting abomination on the world

Tigmafuzz
10-11-2012, 06:02 PM
Guys what if

Guys what if we went all mad-science and combined the DNA from every member of EoFF and unleashed the resulting abomination on the world

foa's DNA would cancel out all of ours.

Quindiana Jones
10-11-2012, 06:11 PM
The seed is strong.

Shorty
10-11-2012, 06:24 PM
Who's the mad scientist? Someone's gotta do it.

Jinx
10-11-2012, 06:35 PM
Who's the mad scientist? Someone's gotta do it.

:greenie:

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/q-jpeg--profilepic36506-6-gif-jpg--P3240010-jpg--download-jpg--603427-3--252696-10151219274372995-1318755939-n-jpg--1986-jpg--168434-177--p-.jpg


The go go Power Rangers of EoFF. SHORTY! LOCKHARTED! MELISSAUR! JULIAN! FOA! ICEGLOW! HAPPY NOODLE BOY! DAK! HUX! PIKE! BUBBA! TIFA'S BOOBS! PSYCHOTIC! QUIN!

krissy
10-11-2012, 06:36 PM
i would probably make out with that

Shorty
10-11-2012, 06:40 PM
I imagine somehow animal DNA getting mixed in there and things going terribly, terribly wrong and us all just living out the plot to Splice instead.

Psychotic
10-11-2012, 06:42 PM
Who's the mad scientist? Someone's gotta do it.

:greenie:

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/q-jpeg--profilepic36506-6-gif-jpg--P3240010-jpg--download-jpg--603427-3--252696-10151219274372995-1318755939-n-jpg--1986-jpg--168434-177--p-.jpg


The go go Power Rangers of EoFF. SHORTY! LOCKHARTED! MELISSAUR! JULIAN! FOA! ICEGLOW! HAPPY NOODLE BOY! DAK! HUX! PIKE! BUBBA! TIFA'S BOOBS! PSYCHOTIC! QUIN!so that's where rubah came from

Jinx
10-11-2012, 06:42 PM
http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/ade39fa7a2c4d41f0851742035dbbb1f/0/60899601/profilepic36506-6-gif-jpg--252696-10151219274372995-1318755939-n-jpg.jpeg (http://www.morphthing.com/image/60899601-profilepic36506-6-gif-jpg-252696-10151219274372995-1318755939-n-jpg?key=ade39fa7a2c4d41f0851742035dbbb1f)

Lockharted and I finally become one, and by doing so, become the hottest woman on Earth.

Bubba
10-11-2012, 07:42 PM
Good Lord, yes.

krissy
10-11-2012, 07:53 PM
can uh
can you guys send me some hair

NorthernChaosGod
10-11-2012, 09:29 PM
http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/ade39fa7a2c4d41f0851742035dbbb1f/0/60899601/profilepic36506-6-gif-jpg--252696-10151219274372995-1318755939-n-jpg.jpeg (http://www.morphthing.com/image/60899601-profilepic36506-6-gif-jpg-252696-10151219274372995-1318755939-n-jpg?key=ade39fa7a2c4d41f0851742035dbbb1f)

Lockharted and I finally become one, and by doing so, become the hottest woman on Earth.

I need to go change my pants.

Night Fury
10-11-2012, 11:28 PM
http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/ade39fa7a2c4d41f0851742035dbbb1f/0/60899601/profilepic36506-6-gif-jpg--252696-10151219274372995-1318755939-n-jpg.jpeg (http://www.morphthing.com/image/60899601-profilepic36506-6-gif-jpg-252696-10151219274372995-1318755939-n-jpg?key=ade39fa7a2c4d41f0851742035dbbb1f)

Lockharted and I finally become one, and by doing so, become the hottest woman on Earth.

WE ACTUALLY ARE THE HOTTEST THING EVER.

Tigmafuzz
10-12-2012, 03:04 AM
My fiancee is cuter :colbert:

Barely :whoa:

Shorty
10-12-2012, 03:47 AM
so show us hers and yours child

Tigmafuzz
10-12-2012, 04:27 AM
You don't deserve to see our hellspawn glorious little angel :doublecolbert:

I'll look for some good pictures of us to try it with.

fire_of_avalon
10-12-2012, 04:39 AM
alright let's talk about people you DO want to have kids with instead of where this is going please

Yes, because it was heading down a very dangerous road...

I want to have kids with Elijah Wood and David Wenham and Karl Urban

They will all be warrior children
I am down for all of that and will steal them from you.


Guys what if

Guys what if we went all mad-science and combined the DNA from every member of EoFF and unleashed the resulting abomination on the world

foa's DNA would cancel out all of ours.
what?

Also http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/5/12ae2f02c41f7114ce1cb34fb1a17dad/0/15562496/Baby-of-NEC5WGCGdTBiGF-1-1-jpg-and-IMG-2011-JPG.jpeg

I got that when I morphed the attached images.

http://i.imgur.com/mTsxv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tFPqR.jpg

EDIT:
Also, here is mine and Karl Urban's baby.
http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/8c19f14a038ca1bbc4430b86be0f9587/0/60913840/drool-jpg--IMG-2011-JPG.jpeg

Tigmafuzz
10-12-2012, 04:50 AM
Dat tongue.