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Night Fury
10-04-2012, 10:01 PM
Okay, EoFF is having a party!
Who is doing what?

I like to think I'm the girl that is first on the dancefloor, requesting all the Spice Girls, Vengaboys, Steps and is the one that knows all the dance moves.

Who are the wallflowers?
Who is spiking the punchbowl?
WHO IS THE DJ?
Who is just too cool to attend?

Etc etc etc

Huckleberry Quin
10-04-2012, 10:07 PM
I'm the one who dances like Psy, regardless of what music is actually playing.

Psychotic
10-04-2012, 10:08 PM
Spice Girls, Vengaboys, Steps
Who is just too cool to attend?Everybody over the age of 11. :greenie:

Jinx
10-04-2012, 10:08 PM
I'm the one banging some random guy in the bathroom.

Faris
10-04-2012, 10:11 PM
I'm the one who leaves early. :cool:

Denmark
10-04-2012, 10:15 PM
you can dance, if you want to

Jowy
10-04-2012, 10:17 PM
you can leave your friends behind

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 10:18 PM
Spice Girls, Vengaboys, Steps
Who is just too cool to attend?Everybody over the age of 11. :greenie:

Oh shush, everyone enjoys some cheese at a party :)

Psychotic
10-04-2012, 10:22 PM
Spice Girls, Vengaboys, Steps
Who is just too cool to attend?Everybody over the age of 11. :greenie:

Oh shush, everyone enjoys some cheese at a party :)I'm not arguing with that but you can take the 90's cheese so much further! Tell me you're not too young to remember this Mr. Blobby Music Video - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4)

Shauna
10-04-2012, 10:22 PM
My frequent haunt at uni was Cheesy Pop - awesome night. But we must go deeper... 80s pop.

Psy is just too old to understand.

Psychotic
10-04-2012, 10:27 PM
But we must go deeper... 80s pop. Psy is just too old to understand.Dude I was like 9 when the Spice Girls first arrived on the scene. I was 2 when the 80's ended.

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 10:29 PM
Spice Girls, Vengaboys, Steps
Who is just too cool to attend?Everybody over the age of 11. :greenie:

Oh shush, everyone enjoys some cheese at a party :)I'm not arguing with that but you can take the 90's cheese so much further! Tell me you're not too young to remember this Mr. Blobby Music Video - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37KQu64RY4)

Oh I definitely remember that! :kakapo:

Shauna
10-04-2012, 10:33 PM
But we must go deeper... 80s pop. Psy is just too old to understand.Dude I was like 9 when the Spice Girls first arrived on the scene. I was 2 when the 80's ended.

Too old, grandpa.

Ace Protorney
10-04-2012, 10:41 PM
Pike and Hux are too busy playing their vidya to attend this party. I'm gonna go for the food, unless the food sucks, then I'm not coming. pfft parties.

Night Fury
10-04-2012, 10:44 PM
Pike and Hux are too busy playing their vidya to attend this party. I'm gonna go for the food, unless the food sucks, then I'm not coming. pfft parties.

We have a cheese hedgehog.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rTD9lE68mpg/TbrPI5zCsPI/AAAAAAAAVkA/FNVFK2e7ZT0/s1600/Picture+29.png

Drona
10-04-2012, 11:11 PM
Will only wants to come if there are copious amounts of alcohol, and I only want to come if Paul promises to dance with me. :colbert:

Shauna
10-04-2012, 11:16 PM
Pike and Hux are too busy playing their vidya to attend this party. I'm gonna go for the food, unless the food sucks, then I'm not coming. pfft parties.

We have a cheese hedgehog.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rTD9lE68mpg/TbrPI5zCsPI/AAAAAAAAVkA/FNVFK2e7ZT0/s1600/Picture+29.png

What is inside the tin foil?

Faris
10-04-2012, 11:19 PM
Pike and Hux are too busy playing their vidya to attend this party. I'm gonna go for the food, unless the food sucks, then I'm not coming. pfft parties.

We have a cheese hedgehog.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rTD9lE68mpg/TbrPI5zCsPI/AAAAAAAAVkA/FNVFK2e7ZT0/s1600/Picture+29.png

What is inside the tin foil?

Probably something that used to live... like a gerbil or ferret.

Shauna
10-04-2012, 11:36 PM
:(

That is all.

~*~Celes~*~
10-04-2012, 11:38 PM
I wasn't invited because I'm not cool enough anymore now that I have a life :(

Tigmafuzz
10-04-2012, 11:58 PM
Will only wants to come if there are copious amounts of alcohol, and I only want to come if Paul promises to dance with me. :colbert:

I will make sure there is plenty of acohol ;)


I'm the one banging ten random guys in the bathroom.

krissy
10-05-2012, 12:10 AM
i am friggin playing these tunes
this is what we're dancing to and how
Chairlift - Amanaemonesia - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98XRKr19jIE)

Clo
10-05-2012, 12:42 AM
I will put more party in your party with a massive party injection.

Party. :party:

Evastio
10-05-2012, 12:47 AM
We absolutely need a Funky Ricky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=extxn_kaSj4&feature=player_detailpage#t=22s) equivalent at the party.

Clo
10-05-2012, 12:49 AM
I brought the molly!

Shorty
10-05-2012, 12:52 AM
I'm at the bar daring Philip to try and outdrink me.

Christmas
10-05-2012, 01:30 AM
Can I be the one that burn the whole party to ground while learning to light a cigarette with two stones?? :bigsmile:

Steve
10-05-2012, 01:36 AM
I'm probably getting Psy and Julian to do Tequila Slammers and Jaeger Bombs at the bar with me then kicking the DJ out the booth to put some actual decent cheese on.

NeoCracker
10-05-2012, 01:37 AM
Can I be the one that burn the whole party to ground while learning to light a cigarette with two stones?? :bigsmile:

Can I be the one who talked her into doing it?? :bigsmile:

Jiro
10-05-2012, 02:52 AM
I'm sitting in the corner, watching, sipping whatever drink I have just stolen. After Faris leaves I will give it 90 minutes for something exciting to happen and then I will drink drive home, crash my car into a tree and crawl a good 100m before I bleed out.

This is a shit party :(

Shorty
10-05-2012, 03:11 AM
Absolutely not, you will be right next to me in whatever shenannigans I am participating :colbert:

fire_of_avalon
10-05-2012, 03:29 AM
I will be getting some of you arrested.

Unbreakable Will
10-05-2012, 03:32 AM
Pike and Hux are too busy playing their vidya to attend this party. I'm gonna go for the food, unless the food sucks, then I'm not coming. pfft parties.

We have a cheese hedgehog.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rTD9lE68mpg/TbrPI5zCsPI/AAAAAAAAVkA/FNVFK2e7ZT0/s1600/Picture+29.png
It's name is Giles, therefore I love it.

I'd be the ridiculously drunk one who will somehow manage not to acquire alcohol poisoning or a hangover and call you all pansies the next day. :bigsmile:

Laddy
10-05-2012, 04:02 AM
I'm the sober guy who's not dancing that talks to everyone for just a little bit and then leaves alone as soon as it ends.

Faris
10-05-2012, 04:13 AM
I'm sitting in the corner, watching, sipping whatever drink I have just stolen. After Faris leaves I will give it 90 minutes for something exciting to happen and then I will drink drive home, crash my car into a tree and crawl a good 100m before I bleed out.

This is a trout party :(

Thanks for not running me over along the way :love:

TabbyTrap
10-05-2012, 04:25 AM
I'm the bartender, but I also run a kissing booth on the side. Free for women, $60 for men per second.

Tigmafuzz
10-05-2012, 05:00 AM
$60 for men per second.

I'll make sure to bring $432,000 :freak:

NorthernChaosGod
10-05-2012, 06:04 AM
I'm probably getting Psy and Julian to do Tequila Slammers and Jaeger Bombs at the bar with me then kicking the DJ out the booth to put some actual decent cheese on.

I'm down.

After shots I'd be playing beer pong and schooling you people.

Shorty
10-05-2012, 06:07 AM
I would spectate at the above-mentioned beer pong game and talk shit like you would not believe.

Araciel
10-05-2012, 06:09 AM
Trying to convince...people...to come to my place after.

Citizen Bleys
10-05-2012, 06:45 AM
I'd be the man in the kilt getting shitfaced on gin & tonics or whisky sours.

Or both.

Rantz
10-05-2012, 07:30 AM
I'd be the guy who's not dancing but still standing around on the dancefloor with sloping shoulders looking longingly at all the dancing couples. Real close during the slow dances.

Pike
10-06-2012, 01:27 AM
I'm this guy:

http://2damnfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Wish-I-Was-Playing-Video-Games.jpg

Tigmafuzz
10-06-2012, 02:01 AM
Pike, we would all be that guy if we weren't all going to be around nothing but other people who are also that guy.

Ace Protorney
10-06-2012, 04:28 AM
This "EoFF" party is just another standard party, only with "EoFF" slapped onto its name like it's a special kind of party.

Sephex
10-06-2012, 04:37 AM
I get reasonably drunk at the party and generally entertain people. That is my role. That is my destiny.

Pheesh
10-06-2012, 05:15 AM
I'm at the bar daring Philip to try and outdrink me.

10 minutes after that when Sarah is passed out and all the furniture is piled on top of her I will be the dickhead who pulls out an acoustic guitar. I hate myself, but it's happening.

Freya
10-06-2012, 06:07 AM
I'm the drunk who befriends all the wallflowers as well as everyone else. Because you look sad and someone should talk to you and when I'm drunk I think I REALLY should talk to you so you aren't sad.

Christmas
10-06-2012, 06:07 AM
This "EoFF" party is just another standard party, only with "EoFF" slapped onto its name like it's a special kind of party.

At first I thought party was like:

MANUS: as the warrior to TANK and absorb punishment. To be killed and revived again to continue this painful cycle. :barf:

Tig: as the healer class to heal and inspires!! His presence is like a walking elixir vending machine. :kaoclove:

Psychotic: the thief class who goes around stealing and changing ppl's name. :colbert:

Clo: gotto be the dancer class that party all night in the form of a moogle, but better, because of her cleavage. :bigsmile:

Raistlin: The class who lecture your party on how right he is and how wrong you are. Join your party for a few moments, leave your party and die as part of the story. Galuf anyone? :old:

Proto: the 'misc' class that goes around shouting "objection" with a megaphone, pretty much like the role Cait Sith has in FF VII. Wtf do that Cait Sith does in FF VII anyway? :|

Uncle big hands: the monk who Kung fu others with his big big hands! :bigsmile:

Quin: like quina, a blue Mage. Just that he learns nothing no matter how many monsters he eats. :quina:

Shorty and Rantz: I think she is Sin from FF X and Rantz might be Yu yevon who is controlling her. Both of them are like boss class monsters. :(

I don't need a name: is like the special boss class monster who lurk in the shadow and can only be summoned after certain conditions are met. :bigsmile:

Nikki and Will: NPC class who contribute to the story rather that any actual gameplay. Like those two orphans that terra takes care of in FF VI.

Citizen Bleys: the NPC class that save your game and heal your party using the power of love and valentine. Only found in caves and sewers. :bigsmile:

Faris: gotto be the rigged class that is good at everything only attainable by the game shark or sex with the developers.

Shorty
10-06-2012, 06:09 AM
I'm at the bar daring Philip to try and outdrink me.

10 minutes after that when Sarah is passed out and all the furniture is piled on top of her I will be the dickhead who pulls out an acoustic guitar. I hate myself, but it's happening.

It'll be hours before you can pile furniture on top of me :colbert: also kc I will help you after my 4th g&t when I get chat chat chatty

NorthernChaosGod
10-06-2012, 06:22 AM
So help me God, if you play Wonderwall or even two notes from it, I will flay you alive, Phil.

Denmark
10-06-2012, 06:35 AM
parties are fun. ideally i'd get the correct amount of drunk and participate in amazing conversations with whoever has good things to say (which is everyone)

Jiro
10-06-2012, 08:14 AM
Phil I expect you and Bubba to do some guitaring together and if you smurfing play me some Blowin' Up The Pokies I will cry and cry but it will be the best party I've ever been to

Loony BoB
10-06-2012, 10:58 AM
I don't dance, but I do sing with Dan and whoever else knows the awesome songs we sing, and generally hang out of range of the probably too loud music so that we can actually have a conversation that doesn't include the line "WHAT!?" about five times per minute. When I'm not mingling, I'm just kicking back on whatever couch/sofa/whatever I can find and then just wait for whoever to come around for a chat. Oh, and I eat whatever half decent food there is around. Yay!

Drona
10-06-2012, 08:34 PM
Nikki and Will: NPC class who contribute to the story rather that any actual gameplay. Like those two orphans that terra takes care of in FF VI.

That's fine. We don't have to go through all the trouble of saving the world and shit. Fuck that. :colbert:

Pheesh
10-07-2012, 12:01 AM
So help me God, if you play Wonderwall or even two notes from it, I will flay you alive, Phil.

Shhh, Juli, don't fight it. Just let sound of a room full of drunk, out of key females soothe your dark, angry heart.

Shorty
10-07-2012, 12:44 AM
:colbert:

Beowulf
10-07-2012, 12:47 AM
I'm the dude who drinks and flirts with all the women.

NorthernChaosGod
10-07-2012, 01:14 AM
So help me God, if you play Wonderwall or even two notes from it, I will flay you alive, Phil.

Shhh, Juli, don't fight it. Just let sound of a room full of drunk, out of key females soothe your dark, angry heart.

I'll allow it then.

Shauna
10-07-2012, 12:13 PM
So help me God, if you play Wonderwall or even two notes from it, I will flay you alive, Phil.

Shhh, Juli, don't fight it. Just let sound of a room full of drunk, out of key females soothe your dark, angry heart.

I dunno, I don't imagine that the girls would be all that into it either. None of the girls I know would.

Jiro
10-07-2012, 12:15 PM
im sitting by the snacks inhaling them like a vaccuum cleaner. free food!

TabbyTrap
10-08-2012, 02:33 AM
On second thought, I'd probably be the really high girl in the basement who can't find the way out. Also free makeout sessions.

Jiro
10-08-2012, 04:23 AM
your my kind of gal ;)

Lonely Paper Star
10-08-2012, 04:26 AM
I think I'd be one of the quiet ones until I have a few drinks in me. Then I'd be dancing my ass off and kissing/hugging everyone.

Shorty
10-08-2012, 04:47 AM
We need to make this happen. Someone get a venue set up.

Jiro
10-08-2012, 05:28 AM
I got a shed

Steve
10-08-2012, 07:30 AM
I got a... garage.

Tigmafuzz
10-08-2012, 07:43 AM
I CAN BUILD A LARGE SHED SPECIFICALLY FOR PARTIES :excited::excited::excited::excited::excited:

NorthernChaosGod
10-08-2012, 08:23 AM
On second thought, I'd probably be the really high girl in the basement who can't find the way out. Also free makeout sessions.

I like you.

Tigmafuzz
10-08-2012, 08:42 AM
On second thought, I'd probably be the really high girl in the basement who can't find the way out. Also free makeout sessions.

I like you.

For you it would probably be $20/minute

Raistlin
10-08-2012, 05:07 PM
And he'd have to pay for the minutes she'd be in the shower afterwards.

TabbyTrap
10-08-2012, 08:36 PM
Don't forget the therapy sessions :3

Criminally Vulgar
10-08-2012, 08:51 PM
I'm not inside the venue.

Who knows where I am?

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Clo
10-08-2012, 09:23 PM
I will be on Roofie Patrol.

No worries, ladies. :jokey:

Citizen Bleys
10-08-2012, 10:32 PM
That is my destiny.

Join me, and together we shall rule this galaxy as father and son.

Night Fury
10-08-2012, 10:35 PM
We need to make this happen. Someone get a venue set up.

You're all welcome in my sex dungeon.

I mean, my basement.

Tigmafuzz
10-08-2012, 10:45 PM
I will be on Roofie Patrol.

No worries, ladies. :jokey:

But who will be on Clo patrol?

Jiro
10-09-2012, 03:26 AM
that reminds me of a song...

Shorty
10-09-2012, 05:57 AM
NO SONGS

Tigmafuzz
10-09-2012, 06:08 AM
NO SONGS

Most boring party ever.

Pheesh
10-09-2012, 06:35 AM
AAAND AFTER ALLLLLL....

Jiro
10-09-2012, 07:37 AM
i think you should play morning glory or champagne supernova instead as they're probably the next most recognisable oasis songs

Steve
10-09-2012, 07:46 AM
No Wonderwall would be instantly recognizable though I would wager everyone would equally recognize Don't Look Back In Anger, Stop Crying Your Heart Out, Roll With It and Some Might Say before those two Jiro.

Jiro
10-09-2012, 12:21 PM
I wouldn't even fucking recognise Stop Crying Your Heart Out so I doubt most other people would. Morning Glory might not be one of the top ones but Champagne Supernova definitely is. We've got ourselves a member named after the bloody song. I will give you Don't Look Back In Anger and Some Might Say though, they're pretty great.

Cuchulainn
10-09-2012, 02:21 PM
I'll be the fella at a different party with different people, each of whom are eternally more interesting than any of you. Except Wesley. what can i say he's an intriguing freak of nature.

Manus, FOA, Pikey & Shiny are honourable mentions but I still stand by my original point. I'm pretty sure my mate who constantly forgets he's taken ecstacy & then takes 2 more 10 minutes after then freaks out when all 4 hit him at once still out ranks you.

Clo
10-09-2012, 04:07 PM
Apparently you all didn't get the memo, but Oasis is trashy sucky shit.

Pike
10-09-2012, 04:10 PM
I'm pretty sure my mate who constantly forgets he's taken ecstacy & then takes 2 more 10 minutes after then freaks out when all 4 hit him at once still out ranks you.

I want to go to Cuch's parties

Hollycat
10-09-2012, 05:11 PM
Id be the guy standing around awkwardly with a drawing pad. When asked what I'm drawing, I'd respond "Embarressing things"

Unbreakable Will
10-09-2012, 05:26 PM
NO SONGS
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Shorty
10-09-2012, 05:34 PM
I said no songs because every song ever that comes on Dakoda will inevitably replace all of the main words with my lovely new nickname :colbert:

Lonely Paper Star
10-09-2012, 05:36 PM
Id be the guy standing around awkwardly with a drawing pad. When asked what I'm drawing, I'd respond "Embarressing things"

If I was really drunk, I'd probably sprawl out nearby and ask you to draw me like one of your French girls.

Pheesh
10-09-2012, 05:40 PM
Apparently you all didn't get the memo, but Oasis is trashy sucky shit.

Well duh, why else do you think girls love it so much?

Shorty
10-09-2012, 05:45 PM
Girls in the 90's loved it. Modern girls want to be serenaded with John Mayer.

I don't make the rules, I just follow them.

Jinx
10-09-2012, 06:12 PM
Girls in the 90's loved it. Modern girls want to be serenaded with John Mayer.

I don't make the rules, I just follow them.

Your sharty is a wonderland

Steve
10-09-2012, 06:16 PM
I wouldn't even fucking recognise Stop Crying Your Heart Out so I doubt most other people would.

What how could you even say such a thing....


I said no songs because every song ever that comes on Dakoda will inevitably replace all of the main words with my lovely new nickname :colbert:

On second thoughts perhaps you'd recognize it as "Stop Sharting Your Heart Out" my good sir?

Criminally Vulgar
10-09-2012, 07:28 PM
you gotta roll with it

you gotta take your time

you gotta nuh

nuh nuh nuhh
nuh nuh
mmm

mmmm

...

HE LIVES IN A HOUSE

A VERY BIG HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY

If you want to sing an up-to-date version of wonderwall you'd need to learn to play guitar with one hand because the other should be pinching your nose while you sing.

Psychotic
10-09-2012, 07:31 PM
Apparently you all didn't get the memo, but Oasis is trashy sucky trout.Here's a memo just for you: Get out.

Cuchulainn
10-09-2012, 08:03 PM
I want to go to Cuch's parties

No. No you don't. You'd go in the front door with the greatest of intentions & the mightiest of expectations, 10 minutes later you'd be spat out the back door, sans yer clothes, dignity, money, sanity, self respect & sense of self worth. On the plus side you'd be so high you wouldn't even notice the loss of any of it.


I'm joking...as long as you're introduced you'd be in the safest place in these windy wet islands.

Shorty
10-09-2012, 08:09 PM
Update: the EoFF party will now be held at Cuch's place. He can't throw us all out.

Cuchulainn
10-09-2012, 08:34 PM
The most attractive, the wealthiest & the funniest will survive, also a non drinker/non drugger who can drive on irish roads will survive for various errands of varying degrees of risk to themselves. The rest of you can smurf well off.

EDIT: 21 & over age limit. Anyone below that age is just too fucking annoying.

Tigmafuzz
10-09-2012, 08:58 PM
21 & over age limit. Anyone below that age is just too smurfing annoying.

I pride myself on being annoying.

Clo
10-09-2012, 09:38 PM
Apparently you all didn't get the memo, but Oasis is trashy sucky trout.

Well duh, why else do you think girls love it so much?

I'M A GIRL.

Hollycat
10-09-2012, 11:12 PM
Id be the guy standing around awkwardly with a drawing pad. When asked what I'm drawing, I'd respond "Embarressing things"

If I was really drunk, I'd probably sprawl out nearby and ask you to draw me like one of your French girls.

Only if I can skip the armpit hair. Also add a bunny tail. And a hat.

Cuchulainn
10-10-2012, 12:26 AM
After further consideration I will add MILF, Shlup, Julian, Quinn, Clo, Manus, Bleys, Shorty & Nikki to the list of people I wont kick upon entry.

Clo
10-10-2012, 12:49 AM
Irish whiskey. In my stomach.

Citizen Bleys
10-10-2012, 12:53 AM
After further consideration I will add MILF, Shlup, Julian, Quinn, Clo, Manus, Bleys, Shorty & Nikki to the list of people I wont kick upon entry.

You clearly have not heard the catbox story.

Also, kilt.

Shorty
10-10-2012, 12:55 AM
Spit it out!

Tigmafuzz
10-10-2012, 01:17 AM
After further consideration I will add MILF, Shlup, Julian, Quinn, Clo, Manus, Bleys, Shorty & Nikki to the list of people I wont kick upon entry.

I still get to be the one that crashes the party :bigsmile:

Citizen Bleys
10-10-2012, 01:24 AM
Spit it out!

What, the kilt? I didn't eat it.

Pike
10-10-2012, 01:42 AM
MILF

Oh man this is going to be the best bar brawl ever once MILF shows up wearing orange.

NorthernChaosGod
10-10-2012, 02:00 AM
After further consideration I will add MILF, Shlup, Julian, Quinn, Clo, Manus, Bleys, Shorty & Nikki to the list of people I wont kick upon entry.

I feel pretty honored. Now let's drink.

Jiro
10-10-2012, 03:12 AM
The most attractive, the wealthiest & the funniest will survive, also a non drinker/non drugger who can drive on irish roads will survive for various errands of varying degrees of risk to themselves. The rest of you can smurf well off.

EDIT: 21 & over age limit. Anyone below that age is just too smurfing annoying.

Fuck you too then. :colbert:

Raistlin
10-10-2012, 04:18 AM
Spit it out!

He got drunk and peed in a cat litter box.

Also, Cuch, I know you want me at your party. :cuch:

Sephex
10-10-2012, 04:28 AM
Spit it out!

He got drunk and peed in a cat litter box.


I have done the same thing, sadly. I did it to teach my cat a lesson. Drunk logic.

Citizen Bleys
10-10-2012, 04:30 AM
Spit it out!

He got drunk and peed in a cat litter box.


I have done the same thing, sadly. I did it to teach my cat a lesson. Drunk logic.

At least it was logic of some sort; I got turned around somehow and didn't see the toilet, but I did see the catbox.

Sephex
10-10-2012, 04:40 AM
Spit it out!

He got drunk and peed in a cat litter box.


I have done the same thing, sadly. I did it to teach my cat a lesson. Drunk logic.

At least it was logic of some sort; I got turned around somehow and didn't see the toilet, but I did see the catbox.

So did I. But I did it on purpose. To get revenge on my cat for peeing on something of mine when I was out.

Tigmafuzz
10-10-2012, 06:07 AM
Spit it out!

He got drunk and peed in a cat litter box.


I have done the same thing, sadly. I did it to teach my cat a lesson. Drunk logic.

At least it was logic of some sort; I got turned around somehow and didn't see the toilet, but I did see the catbox.

So did I. But I did it on purpose. To get revenge on my cat for peeing on something of mine when I was out.

A while back when I was drinking with a friend and his brother, the brother told me he once peed on a cat because he thought it needed a bath. He was high as shit and drunk at the same time.
Just a friendly reminder: don't drink and toke, kids :monster:

Cuchulainn
10-10-2012, 09:09 AM
Spit it out!

He got drunk and peed in a cat litter box.

Also, Cuch, I know you want me at your party. :cuch:

Fair enough, you could represent one of us when the enevitable happens and the Peelers arrive.

Pissing in a cat litter box? Tame. I could tell some stories lad. There's been more than one girl after taking too much extacy would, no word of a ie, start pleasuring themselves in front of everyone. Being so out of it they don't know where they are. It's not as hot as you might think and we usually get some girl to bring her home. After one too many bottles of Buckfast my mate Nipple was taking a shit and for some reason walked out of the toilet, begs down....still shitting, asking for a light. One of the funniest things I've ever seen was a fella called Qbert after one too many pills take all high clothes off sans his begs, then disappear. He returned 2 hours later on a childs bike with 19 packets of onion rings corn snacks, blood pouring from his face, and a straw in his mouth that he thought was a cigarette. I'm bored now.

Pike there's a brave few of the other side I party with. It's all good.

Rantz
10-10-2012, 09:27 AM
I'm coming to your party whether you like it or not. Screw you, I'm taking any chance I can get to meet Q*bert.

Night Fury
10-10-2012, 10:06 AM
The most attractive, the wealthiest & the funniest will survive, also a non drinker/non drugger who can drive on irish roads will survive for various errands of varying degrees of risk to themselves. The rest of you can smurf well off.

EDIT: 21 & over age limit. Anyone below that age is just too smurfing annoying.

smurf you too then. :colbert:

We'll have our own shindig :3

Pheesh
10-10-2012, 10:25 AM
Sometime soon you're all going remember it'll be held in Ireland and come to your senses.

Shauna
10-10-2012, 10:26 AM
Hmm, you're right. I hear alcohol is expensive there, that's not cool.

Cuchulainn
10-10-2012, 11:13 AM
Sometime soon you're all going remember it'll be held in Ireland and come to your senses.

The most beautiful island in the world you mean? I'm sure they're ok with it. You can remain in that convict & insect ridden prison of a land you call home. Ya won't be missed.

Hollycat
10-10-2012, 02:13 PM
The most attractive, the wealthiest & the funniest will survive, also a non drinker/non drugger who can drive on irish roads will survive for various errands of varying degrees of risk to themselves. The rest of you can smurf well off.

EDIT: 21 & over age limit. Anyone below that age is just too smurfing annoying.

smurf you too then. :colbert:

We'll have our own shindig :3

With Hookers, and Blackjack!

You know what, forget the party and the blackjack!

Citizen Bleys
10-10-2012, 06:44 PM
Sometime soon you're all going remember it'll be held in Ireland and come to your senses.

Oh yeah.

Northern Ireland or Terrorist Ireland?

Shorty
10-10-2012, 07:32 PM
I will let you all into Cuch's party. He clearly loves me more than the rest of most of you.

Cuchulainn
10-10-2012, 08:57 PM
Sometime soon you're all going remember it'll be held in Ireland and come to your senses.

Oh yeah.

Northern Ireland or Terrorist Ireland?

You may have mixed your Ireland's up.

Pheesh
10-10-2012, 10:47 PM
At least if the party party sucks in Australia you can go to the beach.

Jiro
10-11-2012, 12:02 AM
That is true.

Cuchulainn
10-11-2012, 12:36 AM
At least if the party party sucks in Australia you can go to the beach.

Yep, where there's quite literally hundreds of animals and insects with one thought on their minds. To fucking kill you.

Shorty
10-11-2012, 12:38 AM
Don't forget criminals!

Jiro
10-11-2012, 05:28 AM
Criminals that will buy you a couple drinks before they try and shank you at least.

Pheesh
10-11-2012, 05:29 AM
At least if the party party sucks in Australia you can go to the beach.

Yep, where there's quite literally hundreds of animals and insects with one thought on their minds. To fucking kill you.

Only the weak get killed.

Night Fury
10-11-2012, 12:24 PM
At least if the party party sucks in Australia you can go to the beach.

Yep, where there's quite literally hundreds of animals and insects with one thought on their minds. To smurfing kill you.

Only the weak get killed.

I'm just ignoring all the insects, you'll have to protect me :|

Jiro
10-11-2012, 01:25 PM
You're in good hands.

Night Fury
10-11-2012, 01:28 PM
You're in good hands.

That role applies to you as well by the way.
:)

Huckleberry Quin
10-11-2012, 02:33 PM
My god, you've all gone insane.

Shorty
10-11-2012, 05:39 PM
Criminals that will buy you a couple drinks before they try and shank you at least.

Won't say no to a gin and tonic, even if I'm getting shivved afterward.

Clo
10-11-2012, 09:26 PM
This is all talk, where is the actual party? :colbert:

Shorty
10-11-2012, 09:26 PM
That's what I'm saying, man, we need a venue!

So far we have garages and Cuch's house.

Clo
10-11-2012, 09:34 PM
I tried to resist. BUT-

http://youtu.be/DqKBrNdpIMU

Hollycat
10-11-2012, 09:58 PM
I tried to resist. BUT-

Party in my pants by Apollo Braun - YouTube (http://youtu.be/DqKBrNdpIMU)

I lol'd XD

Rantz
10-11-2012, 10:17 PM
I tried to resist. BUT-

Party in my pants by Apollo Braun - YouTube (http://youtu.be/DqKBrNdpIMU)

I prefer this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFSWsKiWNBc)

Cuchulainn
10-11-2012, 10:31 PM
If it helps swing it this picture was taken after the northern lights were seen on the north coast at 2am the othet day. Bring a coat though.

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Shorty
10-11-2012, 10:35 PM
That's gorgeous!

Hollycat
10-12-2012, 12:08 AM
If it helps swing it this picture was taken after the northern lights were seen on the north coast at 2am the othet day. Bring a coat though.

37504

Why does that look like a screenshot from oblivion.

Sephex
10-12-2012, 02:56 AM
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