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Christmas
10-05-2012, 05:02 PM
So we saw everyone getting shot multiple times throughout the game. But they never seem to die. :confused:
Where else Zack get freaking killed when he got shot!! High chance he is not wearing his bullet proof bra or thongs! :(
So people, do you think everyone is wearing bullet proof undergarments inside their clothes? :bigsmile:
Discuss. :monster:
Gamblet
10-05-2012, 05:53 PM
Materia. End of story.
Night Fury
10-05-2012, 05:58 PM
Yes, I always wear my bullet proof lingerie, anyone who doesn't is a silly smurfer. I'm sure if a gunner comes to me, the first place he will shoot will be at my tits. So I protect those babies.
Shorty
10-06-2012, 01:20 AM
Bullet proof thongs don't even make sense. There's barely anything of them as it is!
Bullet proof thongs don't even make sense. There's barely anything of them as it is!
It's a very specific sort of protection.
Christmas
10-06-2012, 02:37 AM
Materia. End of story.
Does that means Zack is too dumb to use Materia? :(
37450
I think they shot him in the head.
Christmas
10-06-2012, 05:38 AM
Jiro had raised up a very valid point!! Zack should had wore the thongs or bras on his head!!! Poor Zack!! :(
Talneharus
10-06-2012, 11:02 AM
hahaha great now I'll forever picture Barret wearing a gigantinc pink bra while hes being shot by Dyne in Corel. I swear that makes for one of the most hilarious mental images ever! :exdee:
Formalhaut
10-06-2012, 01:40 PM
Can you really picture Vincent wearing Tifa's orthopedic underwear?
Gamblet
10-06-2012, 01:41 PM
Materia. End of story.
Does that means Zack is too dumb to use Materia? :(
37450
He was doing it wrong.
Loony BoB
10-06-2012, 02:09 PM
Basically, the bullets aren't made out of anything likely to do instantaneous fatal damage. Obviously! Who would have thought that all Shinra had to do in order to really cause damage to Cloud and co was use metal bullets?
Sephex
10-06-2012, 02:59 PM
It's probably odd that this whole thread turns me on.
Loony BoB
10-06-2012, 05:54 PM
Everything turns you on lately, Sephex. I think there are doctors for that kind of thing...
Raistlin
10-06-2012, 08:14 PM
During the game the armed goons were obviously just too distracted by Tifa's boobs (not to be confused with Tifa's Boobs) to shoot straight.
Although I like the idea of bullet proof bras. Someone should make and sell them.
this game has magic and your askin bout how it doesnt follow real world??? its just magic DUH
Gamblet
10-08-2012, 02:10 PM
this game has magic and your askin bout how it doesnt follow real world??? its just magic DUH
NO! Not magic, materia!
EDIT: I don't want to post, look at my gil! xD
EDIT2: AW! It was 999 before, now it is 1000...
I am now replaying the conversation between Flashback Cloud and Sephiroth xD
theundeadhero
10-10-2012, 03:21 PM
Personally, I didn't take off my bullet proof banana hammock the whole time I was in Afghanistan.
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