excuses for not using the chatroom

[Jowy]

let's hear them. yeah, it's dead sometimes but that's where the cool kids hang out.

[Sephex]

I use it. It fucking happens.

[Bunny]

I forget it exists and nobody is there when I remember.

[Christmas]

I don't hang out there!! :(

I guess I am not cool! :(

That means I am hot? :bigsmile:

[Jiro]

I do use it.

[Denmark]

i'm there a good portion of the day. start up a conversation and i'll probably join in with something completely unrelated. but it works, dangit.

ps i :<3: everyone who uses the chat regularly

[Jiro]

Do I count as a regular again? I hope so.

[Psychotic]

I don't go because you go, Jowy. I have always held a vendetta against you. You need to watch your back because I've got plans for you.

[Jinx]

Saying #eoff is the worst thing in the world isn't merely an opinion--it's fact.

[Loony BoB]

I use it! When I remember to!

[Jiro]

Saying #eoff is the worst thing in the world isn't merely an opinion--it's fact.

That's a lot of hate :(

[Pike]

I am usually there between the hours of 12:00pm and 7:00pm Mountain Standard Time.

[Madonna]

I can barely make one post a day; how do you expect me to keep up in a conversation happening in real-time?

[Tigmafuzz]

I'm there every day I'm home and not doing a crapload of work. Which is less often lately, but still.

MORE PEOPLE IN CHAT AT ALL TIMES

[Quindiana Jones]

!dead

[Loony BoB]

#eoff has been pretty active this morning, actually.

[Fujiko]

Saying #eoff is the worst thing in the world isn't merely an opinion--it's fact.

That's a lot of hate :(

Yeah, a LOT. >;| I <3 quite a few people that use the chat~ :aimkiss:

[Shauna]

#eoff is lame, why would anyone want to hang out with those guys? :colbert:

[Chris]

The nerve of this thread! I would use the chat all the time, if I could actually get it to work! Tried everything.

[Fujiko]

^says Shaunie who's there atm~ :aimkiss:

[Bubba]

#EOFF is pretty fun sometimes. Except when Sylvie used to post pictures of him/herself naked with an erection...

[Shauna]

:shifty: Can't prove anything.

[Psychotic]

I will come back to #eoff if you bring !spin back.

[Slothy]

I dislike real-time communication as I find it too demanding of my attention. It also means I have to deal directly with human beings in some fashion and I dislike human beings as a rule. The less I realize I'm interacting with them instead of a walrus the better.

[Beowulf]

I use it sometimes. By use it, I mean I log in, forget I'm there and go do other things.

[Faris]

I went there a few times. Lots of bathroom jokes.

[Bubba]

I went there a few times. Lots of bathroom jokes.

I don't think I know any bathroom jokes.

A toothbrush, a sink and a toliet roll holder all walk into a bar...

[escobert]

The cool kids don't come to eoff anymore so therefore they don't go to chat anymore.

[Clo]

My excuse: I have a life.

... or do I?!

[Quindiana Jones]

No.

[Fujiko]

No.

[Sephex]

I dislike real-time communication as I find it too demanding of my attention. It also means I have to deal directly with human beings in some fashion and I dislike human beings as a rule. The less I realize I'm interacting with them instead of a walrus the better.

Well, I like humans, and I like you. What the hell are you going TO DO ABOUT THAT?!

[Clo]

Okay, I don't. Ya got me. :monster:

[milliegoesbeep]

It's always dead when I show my face there.

Plus, when I do converse, everyone ignores me. //emo.

[Bubba]

It's always dead when I show my face there.

Plus, when I do converse, everyone ignores me. //emo.

:(

[Araciel]

Usually when I go its dead in there or no one knows me. But I go every time I visit the forums at night

[Christmas]

The last time I actually stay there was like

Chatter: OMG, IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!

Chatter 2: SHE'S A FAKE!!!!

Then I got kicked out, I still got no idea why. :confused:

[CloudDragon]

I always liked it better because we can discuss porn with no limitations :)

[Raistlin]

I forget it exists, and if it isn't dead, then I can't pay consistent enough attention to it in order to keep track of the conversation.

[Jowy]

I don't go because you go, Jowy. I have always held a vendetta against you. You need to watch your back because I've got plans for you.

highlander or thunderdome, i'll let you pick. :aimsun:

[krissy]

i have my own chatroom on the same server i need to worry about

it's #ffoe

it's wayyy better sorry everyone

[Araciel]

Christmas, its because you're like a magical fairie creature.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I stopped going because of someone I don't like to avoid discussion with them. Call me petty but it's better than my old style of "no u" :D

[Shorty]

I have also been wondering why more regulars don't come in there. I used to hear complaints about the chatroom but we've all grown up and there's no drama in there like everything somehow thinks there is. If you're avoiding it because someone you don't like might be in there, come in anyway! If you're avoiding it because you're worried about having to be chatty in a place full of people you normally don't talk to, come in anyway!

If you're a crotchety old hater like Huxley, though, we don't want you in there. :colbert:

[~*~Celes~*~]

I'm not crotchety or old, so I should jump in :D

[Christmas]

You must take care of yourself there Celes. If anything happens, call the police or just press the "Cross" icon at the top right hand corner of the screen. :bigsmile:

EDIT: The forums will always be your safe haven. :bigsmile:

[Bubba]

I've finally got my new laptop so I'll be frequenting chat more often.

Being in chat on an iPhone is like being in a lion's enclosure on a zebra.

Does that make sense? Probably not...

[Night Fury]

I love the chat feature. It's wonderful! :)

I've gotten to know some of the members really well in there so I can't fault it at all! I don't know why more of you don't use it!

[Araciel]

Some members are better left unknown.

[escobert]

I used to be a super chatter back in the day. I believe I was battled Rubah back and forth for number 1 chatter for a long time in the stats. I cba to go on much anymore. I pop in once in a while to harass anyone who stumbles upon me.

[drotato]

I wish I could be there more, but I'm busy often, or on the desktop... which doesn't support chat for whatever stupid reason. :(

[Denmark]

I always liked it better because we can discuss porn with no limitations :)

COME BACK THEN :(

[Nicolas]

There is absolutely no point in avoiding chat since I'M there. Also, other fine people as those folks right there. You know, those people that are there. Yeah. Those people. Yeah.

EDIT: Typing when drunk is hard. So many backspaces.

[WildRaubtier]

I use it with Jiro and we play connect 4 and I need some better opponents OH SICK BURN so someone help me out here

[Mercen-X]

F the chatrooms. They don't function on my computer. When I hit up the chat thing, my window goes blank. I found something saying I needed a program installed, but it didn't do anything when I installed it. Just took up space. Mine is a spotless new HP laptop from Best Buy only 4 months old. I figured the chat room should've worked without any hassle. I got raped.

[Shorty]

Anyone complaining about the chatrooms can just go to Mibbit chat network (http://www.mibbit.com) and have it work from there! Simple in-browsing chat.

Now no one has any excuse at all!

[Goldenboko]

I would just MSN anyone I really wanted to talk to, but maybe I'll make it a point to peak in and out since I tipsily got IRC software tonight.

[Jiro]

I use it with Jiro and we play connect 4 and I need some better opponents OH SICK BURN so someone help me out here

you're a smurfing asshole I just have been having trouble concentrating lately no reason to smurfing be mean gosh

also every time i beat you you never see it coming so what does THAT SAY huh

anyone who is not going into chat because it's too hard are obviously not using the simple links on the forum

or are using Internet Explorer

I don't know what's worse

EDIT BY BoB: Don't use that kind of lanaguage towards other members regardless of who they are!

[Jiro]

theres a chatroom???

[Shauna]

^Poor member, not knowing the true joys of EoFF. :(

[Pike]

I actually don't blame people for not using the chatroom. It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy!

(But it's OUR wretched hive of scum and villainy.)

[Bubba]

It's a wretched hive of scum and villainy!

We must be cautious.

All of us.

[Levian]

I go there sometimes, but once I enter I quickly forget I'm there. Then I open the IRC tab three hours later and I'm like oh right.

I used to have a code that made IRC highlight when my name was mentioned, but I forgot how to do that. Maybe that would help.

[Parker]

since joining the chat rooms i have made strong friendships that will last me a lifetime, if not forever.

so there's no excuse not to come and say hello

[Loony BoB]

I used to have a code that made IRC highlight when my name was mentioned, but I forgot how to do that. Maybe that would help.
It does! Remind me to remind you to do this, Lev. I miss you in #eoff :<3:

[Jinx]

My new excuse: Loony BoB's been chatting a lot lately.


;D

[Slothy]

Well, I like humans, and I like you. What the hell are you going TO DO ABOUT THAT?!

Well since my brain interprets your existence as the reincarnation of Cecil and Mario being chased by a horde of Goombas simultaneously, and I don't speak to you in real time, I'm perfectly fine with this.

[Loony BoB]

My new excuse: Loony BoB's been chatting a lot lately.


;D
And you love it.

[Shoeberto]

I'm on that Google Hangout trout.

In reality:
http://i.imgur.com/knnD2.gif

edit: Trout? Really?

[Jowy]

i agree stu.

http://home.eyesonff.com/feedback-forum/145161-put-skulls-back.html

[Slothy]

You will have your shit and you will like it.

[Shoeberto]

i agree stu.

http://home.eyesonff.com/feedback-forum/145161-put-skulls-back.html
I'm fighting the good fight. MANUAL JACKHAMMER, MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS.

[Araciel]

Or maybe don't censor us...at all?!

lolol :roll2

[Shorty]

Gobo's been coming into the chatroom lately!

Seriously, though, everyone should step foot in there atleast once. :colbert: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE NEW FACES THIS WEEKEND

[Jinx]

Gobo's been coming into the chatroom lately!

Seriously, though, everyone should step foot in there atleast once. :colbert: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE NEW FACES THIS WEEKEND

What, is my face not good enough for you? :(

[Shorty]

I love your face and everyone else's face in there but I want more!

[Slothy]

What, is my face not good enough for you? :(

Not unless it's combined with Lockharteds.

And even then it's not my face so no.

[Shorty]

Vivi, by god you had better be in there tonight.

cmon guys we booze it up on the weekends

[Slothy]

Maybe. I'll probably stay up late playing XCom so I might pop in there some time.

[Shorty]

Acceptable.

The rest of you are on my list.

[Freya]

First off, I'm super busy, Secondly Sam is always in there and she smells like rotten pineapples. Thirdly, ever since I got banned so many years ago I just kind have a "meh" feeling over it.

[Jowy]

getting banned from chat builds character!

[Araciel]

I try to get baned at least once per visit.

[Jiro]

I accidentally banned kent once. it was hilarious

[snacks]

I don't go in because of skt imho

[Shauna]

Yeah, that guy's awful.

[blackmage_nuke]

I have it automatically open with my IRC client but then I forget to check it or I do check it and the conversation is completely nonsensical to me

[snacks]

I have it automatically open with my IRC client but then I forget to check it or I do check it and the conversation is completely nonsensical to me

not making sense builds character.

[drotato]

Freya got banned from chat?
I wanna get banned from chat. :(

[Jiro]

I can arrange that.

[Tigmafuzz]

I think I've been banned from chat several times. Usually by rubah :shobon:

[fire_of_avalon]

I dislike real-time communication as I find it too demanding of my attention. It also means I have to deal directly with human beings in some fashion and I dislike human beings as a rule. The less I realize I'm interacting with them instead of a walrus the better.
Gonna remind you alla time now of how human I is.

The cool kids don't come to eoff anymore so therefore they don't go to chat anymore.
Wtf, Bertles. >:(


i agree stu.

http://home.eyesonff.com/feedback-forum/145161-put-skulls-back.html
I'm fighting the good fight. MANUAL JACKHAMMER, MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Araciel]

More FOA in chat.

[Jiro]

moar everyone in chat imo

[Shorty]

Seconded. :colbert:

[Night Fury]

Thirded.
:doublecolbert:

[Madonna]

Incentive? All these demands with not even a whiff recompense in the wind; you guys got to learn how to play your game.

[Quindiana Jones]

Yeah! Tits or gtfo!

[Shorty]

That chat room is crawling with ladies at every hour of the day. What more incentive do you bastards need?

currently: myself, Pike, Locky, Sam, Shauna, Jen and Pitye is somewheres in there too

You fools are missing out.

[Jinx]

Too many people in chat and you can't keep up or get a word in. :colbert:

[Slothy]

I dislike real-time communication as I find it too demanding of my attention. It also means I have to deal directly with human beings in some fashion and I dislike human beings as a rule. The less I realize I'm interacting with them instead of a walrus the better.
Gonna remind you alla time now of how human I is.

It's working. No bot could construct a sentence that atrocious. :p

[Araciel]

I only go on when I get home late at night...

[~*~Celes~*~]

I think the busiest time is in between midnight and like 8 am or so xD I'm never up between those hours. And wow, it's easy to get trolled in there. The best thing to do if you don't appreciate being trolled is to stay away. I just don't see the point in trolling people I guess. I like nicer company.

[Jiro]

It's not that bad! xD

[Goldenboko]

I think the busiest time is in between midnight and like 8 am or so xD I'm never up between those hours. And wow, it's easy to get trolled in there. The best thing to do if you don't appreciate being trolled is to stay away. I just don't see the point in trolling people I guess. I like nicer company.

Maybe if you don't yell at people the moment they don't say hi to you, you won't get trolled :monster:

[Tigmafuzz]

That chat room is crawling with ladies at every hour of the day. What more incentive do you bastards need?

currently: myself, Pike, Locky, Sam, Shauna, Jen and Pitye is somewheres in there too

I only like six of those people :colbert:

[Jowy]

you really have some weird vice with Shorty, dude.

[NeoCracker]

My chat visists are sparse with Borderlands 2 and Xenogears on my plate.

[Tigmafuzz]

you really have some weird vice with Shorty, dude.

It's tough love :p

[Shorty]

I omit the love entirely. Tough hate.

[Tigmafuzz]

That is why you fail.

[Shorty]

I think you mean it's why I reign supreme.

[Night Fury]

I think you mean it's why I reign supreme.

Actually it is I who reigns supreme..!


(Over #eoff)

[Shorty]

I think it's safe to say all of the females reign supreme over the males in #eoff. We're like the Amazons, except there will be no death by snu-snu.

[Shauna]

Death by Tough Hate.

[Quindiana Jones]

The women of EoFF quickly revealing their intellectual inferiority, there. :roll2

[Jiro]

If you let them feel superior then they don't bother you as much.

[fire_of_avalon]

Jiro, what the fuck. Why do you want your ass kicked so badly?

[Jiro]

:monster: You know I love it when you do that, foa!

[Shiny]

I'm on that Google Hangout trout.

In reality:
http://i.imgur.com/knnD2.gif

edit: Trout? Really?
I thought trout was dumb too.

Tillapia is where's it's at.

Actually haven't been on #eoff in a while been when I did last month it was dead. Is #tot still going on?

[Jiro]

#tot is always going on.

[G13]

I just don't want to be part of your little club. :colbert:

[Shauna]

Yeah well it's not like we want you there either.

[Pike]

My chat visists are sparse with Borderlands 2 and Xenogears on my plate.

I always have a game up alongside chat when I'm in it.

[Night Fury]

More people should use the chat! It's fuuun!!!!

(I'm in there tooo....)

[Madame Adequate]

My excuse is that it is literally worse than reddit and has absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever.

[Quindiana Jones]

I met one of my best friends on chat.

[Shauna]

My excuse is that it is literally worse than reddit and has absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever.

We're better than that circlejerk!

Most of the time.

[Shorty]

I just don't want to be part of your little club. :colbert:

dude I want you in there, you're one of my favorites :(

[Denmark]

Sarah's Besties [4:49]

[Shorty]

:aimkiss:

[Madame Adequate]

I met one of my best friends on chat.

I thought you met Steve on XBL

e; nevermind you said "friends" not "torrid secret lovers"

[Pike]

My excuse is that it is literally worse than reddit and has absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever.

You can't troll Sarah on Reddit.

Your move.

[Madame Adequate]

My excuse is that it is literally worse than Reddit and has precisely one redeeming feature.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I think the busiest time is in between midnight and like 8 am or so xD I'm never up between those hours. And wow, it's easy to get trolled in there. The best thing to do if you don't appreciate being trolled is to stay away. I just don't see the point in trolling people I guess. I like nicer company.

Maybe if you don't yell at people the moment they don't say hi to you, you won't get trolled :monster:

Or maybe you should learn how to take a joke :colbert:

[Freya]

I don't like chat because roogle, even after 2-3 years of dokal existing, still wont let me have a bear mount. Also he's oppressive to monsters and in a Nazi like way.

[Jentleness]

Usually when I go its dead in there or no one knows me. But I go every time I visit the forums at night:trout:

:hello:

[Futan]

Usually when I go its dead in there or no one knows me. But I go every time I visit the forums at night:trout:

:hello:
I think we need one of these :trout: with a table leg for Araciel. :P

[WildRaubtier]

Hey, there's like, #trivia now. Again. np

[Araciel]

Usually when I go its dead in there or no one knows me. But I go every time I visit the forums at night:trout:

:hello:
I think we need one of these :trout: with a table leg for Araciel. :P

Smashy smashy

[Aulayna]

I find the chat room hard to keep up with most of the time. That and a lot of people have completely different names on there!

[black orb]

>>> Never been there, and probably never will..:luca:

[Jiro]

#trivia is awesome. WildRaubtier should become a RM for his hard work there.

[Futan]

The 5 hours of makeup talk there yesterday is enough reason to never go back in. :P

[Zeldy]

I get confused who people are on there :( but you get strange characters on chat who don't frequent the forum, like innes, i love innes.

[Loony BoB]

I get confused who people are on there :(
I must concede that this may put some people off chatting as they will feel they don't recognise anyone. Everyone should stick to their standard username almost all the time for greater justice. >=D o_O and Rantz are terrible for this!

[Jinx]

I get confused who people are on there :(
I must concede that this may put some people off chatting as they will feel they don't recognise anyone. Everyone should stick to their standard username almost all the time for greater justice. >=D o_O and Rantz are terrible for this!

IRC is stupid and won't let me use my standard username because I have an apostrophe in it. :colbert:

[Araciel]

...a lot of people have completely different names on there!

YEAH :@

[Jowy]

rubah

leave the swear filter on in #eoff forever.

thanks.

[CimminyCricket]

Most of the time I show up none of the people I talk to are on. If they are on, they are away or just want to ignore me. :C

[Jowy]

just appear more often!

and tell allison to turn that ridiculous filter off.

[CimminyCricket]

I appear frequently enough C:

I didn't even notice that there was a swear filter on #eoff. I guess I don't swear enough in there. xD

[Jowy]

THERE SHOULDN'T BE.

[CimminyCricket]

If you'd stop fouling up the place with your horrid language, maybe there wouldn't be.

[WildRaubtier]

rubah

leave the swear filter on in #eoff forever.

thanks.

Nothing suss

[Jowy]

rubah

leave the swear filter on in #eoff forever.

thanks.

Nothing suss

as you can clearly see my original response was a little too NC-17 for general chat!

[Jiro]

rubah

leave the swear filter on in #eoff forever.

thanks.


seconded. swear filter is great. I love this caramel.

[Shorty]

I also love this caramel. It stays because it is awesome.

I am now petitioning to bring back constable.

[Jiro]

that one would be wicked too