View Full Version : Is anyone else THIS stupid?
blackmage_nuke
10-07-2012, 09:20 PM
Well i just woke up and in my groggy state accidentally reported a post instead of repping it
Has anyone else ever done this?
Also discuss other crazy things youve done in your just woken up state.
Psychotic
10-07-2012, 09:22 PM
If my inbox gets spammed up with reported posts from this thread there will be trouble. :colbert:
Raistlin
10-07-2012, 09:37 PM
No, but a number of people have done the opposite: repping posts instead of reporting them. I wouldn't really consider it stupid, because the buttons are small and right next to each other. Though the resulting screen is completely different, so you really can't be paying much attention. :p
Lonely Paper Star
10-07-2012, 09:44 PM
One time I took a long, deep nap after school and didn't wake up until 7-ish PM. My dad came in to announce that dinner was ready, but I kept insisting that it was 7 *AM* and that I was going to be late for school (which started at 7:20). He kept telling me that it was nighttime, but I didn't believe him. We really had an argument back and forth whether it was day or night.
In the end, I think I just finished my nap.
~*~Celes~*~
10-08-2012, 02:06 AM
When I was with my ex, I let him decide who I talked to, what I wore outside of the house, whether I was going to stay in a dorm on campus or not (if I went to college), and how often I left the house. He lives in another country for pete's sake and he was a total douche to boot -_- that's the dumbest thing I've done to date.
Mercen-X
10-08-2012, 02:15 AM
I never actually new those buttons existed until, like, a few a days ago (weeks).
Shorty
10-08-2012, 04:43 AM
Once I tried to jump right out of bed while my eyes were still closed because I thought I was facing the side of the bed that wasn't facing the wall. I was not, and slammed face-first into the wall.
I got excited about having an email and then disappointment when it was a reported post email and THEN MORE DISAPPOINTMENT WHEN IT WASN'T ANYTHING JUICY.
smurfing blackmagenuke
I once woke up with a dead leg and didn't realise it because I was half asleep and got up only to plummet to the ground.
NorthernChaosGod
10-08-2012, 08:28 AM
Once I tried to jump right out of bed while my eyes were still closed because I thought I was facing the side of the bed that wasn't facing the wall. I was not, and slammed face-first into the wall.
Oh, Sarahbird, you're so silly.
I Took the Red Pill
10-08-2012, 09:05 AM
I was deep, deep in REM sleep. Someone called my phone and it jolted me awake. However, in my dream, in which I was still at least partially immersed, the building I was in had to be evacuated due to some natural disaster. I think it was a fire, but I can't be sure. So I jumped up off the couch (had dozed off on the couch instead of marching to bed), which is near the door to the apartment, and was like "Holy trout I gotta get outta this bitch." But I still wasn't fully coherent, and I didn't realize that the chain lock was still on the door.
Thinking with dream logic and not real world logic, I didn't check to see if the door was locked and instead decided to yank harder and harder on the door. Eventually, I completely ripped off the right hand side of the door frame. Like it just came out, totally. I sprinted out into the hall in my boxers and then I slowly started to realize what had just happened. After I was able to haphazardly hammer the door frame back into place with a textbook, I was able to laugh about it. To this day the right side of the door frame is a bit wonky.
blackmage_nuke
10-08-2012, 09:36 AM
Once I tried to jump right out of bed while my eyes were still closed because I thought I was facing the side of the bed that wasn't facing the wall. I was not, and slammed face-first into the wall.
I have both slammed into my wall getting up with too much enthusiasm in the wrong direction and rolled off the bed onto the floor as I shifted in the direction i thought was wall
Parker
10-08-2012, 09:47 AM
I'm pretty stupid
Bubba
10-08-2012, 01:24 PM
I woke up really late one morning and decided to get a taxi to work to save time.
For some reason though, I asked the taxi to take me to my old work address... where I hadn't worked in four months. I didn't even notice until we arrived either.
Sephex
10-08-2012, 02:56 PM
I did the opposite of the OP once. I was very tired and repped a spam bot instead of reporting it. Well, at least the machines might not be as hard as me when they take over now.
Unbreakable Will
10-08-2012, 03:32 PM
Once I tried to jump right out of bed while my eyes were still closed because I thought I was facing the side of the bed that wasn't facing the wall. I was not, and slammed face-first into the wall.
I almost did a stupid thing and nearly laughed at this hysterically then realized my wife and child were asleep, good call little voice in my head.
Anywho, I once decided to take a running start and jump into bed... sailed past the bed and bashed my knee into the window sill at one-jillion miles per hour. Still have the scar.
:greenie:
Raistlin
10-08-2012, 04:58 PM
Once I tried to jump right out of bed while my eyes were still closed because I thought I was facing the side of the bed that wasn't facing the wall. I was not, and slammed face-first into the wall.
There needs to be a video of this.
Iceglow
10-08-2012, 10:19 PM
I often wake up like at 5am and think I'm running late, this is especially common in the summer when it's daylight outside.
Citizen Bleys
10-08-2012, 10:24 PM
If my inbox gets spammed up with reported posts from this thread there will be trouble. :colbert:
You realize that you might as well have just written "Hey everybody report the hell out of this post!"
Nobody else is brave enough to piss off the Big P.
Citizen Bleys
10-09-2012, 03:36 AM
Nobody else is brave enough to piss off the Big P.
I'm not entirely certain it could be done. I think you would have to set him on fire while micturating in his gas tank.
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