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DMKA
10-08-2012, 07:23 PM
Where do you stand on the controversial subject of boobs?

Raistlin
10-08-2012, 07:25 PM
I generally stand on top of them. I tried to stand under them once to get the good underboob view, but I just fell on my head.

Lonely Paper Star
10-08-2012, 07:28 PM
I live the boob life. I'm not ashamed.

krissy
10-08-2012, 07:28 PM
pornhub was going to donate a bunch of money based on porn views this month to susan komen but susan komen said no thanks we dont want your dirty wank money

Susan G. Komen Rejects (http://www.torontostandard.com/article/susan-g-komen-rejects-considerable-monetary-donation-from-pornhub)

anyway i am all about boobs

Raistlin
10-08-2012, 07:31 PM
Susan G. Komen Rejects (http://www.torontostandard.com/article/susan-g-komen-rejects-considerable-monetary-donation-from-pornhub)

Komen continues to prove that it is run by a bunch of obnoxious prudes. First anti-abortion, and now anti-porn to the extent of refusing money that could help save lives? What bullshit.

Bubba
10-08-2012, 07:32 PM
I like boobs.

Jinx
10-08-2012, 07:34 PM
Boobs are cool. I like boobs.

Mostly I'm a fan of my own.

Huckleberry Quin
10-08-2012, 07:40 PM
I don't understand why anybody would disapprove of boobs.

Bubba
10-08-2012, 07:41 PM
Mostly I'm a fan of my own.

As is the entire male population of EOFF... and most of the females too, probably.

Clo
10-08-2012, 07:44 PM
The best thing about being a female is having a constant supply of boobs 24/7.

Psychotic
10-08-2012, 07:46 PM
GROSS NO

Huckleberry Quin
10-08-2012, 07:46 PM
The best thing about being a male with no concern for social or legal propriety is having a largely constant supply of boobs.

Jinx
10-08-2012, 07:52 PM
The best thing about being a female is having a constant supply of boobs 24/7.

Faris
10-08-2012, 08:10 PM
That depends, is there a beard directly above?

Huckleberry Quin
10-08-2012, 08:16 PM
Or below?

Denmark
10-08-2012, 08:21 PM
proof that no one can't like boobs:

straight guys: too obvious
women: they're yours duh
gay guys: appreciate the finer things in life which of course includes boobs

Parker
10-08-2012, 08:30 PM
ive touched boobs a couple of times and i am pretty happy when doing so, so I approve

Bunny
10-08-2012, 08:31 PM
Two is too many, one is just right. Three is a problem.

Huckleberry Quin
10-08-2012, 08:33 PM
Not on Mars, it ain't.

Clo
10-08-2012, 09:23 PM
proof that no one can't like boobs:

straight guys: too obvious
women: they're yours duh
gay guys: appreciate the finer things in life which of course includes boobs

I am offended that lesbians were not included in this.

Jinx
10-08-2012, 09:28 PM
After the Ocean vs. Space thread, it's nice to see us all agree on something.

We've reach a consensus! Eyes on loves boobs~

Clo
10-08-2012, 09:30 PM
After the Ocean vs. Space thread, it's nice to see us all agree on something.

We've reach a consensus! Eyes on loves boobs~

Eyes on Boobs.

It happens during every conversation anyway. :monster:

Jowy
10-08-2012, 09:31 PM
two thumbs up

two handfuls up

Ace Protorney
10-08-2012, 09:34 PM
proof that no one can't like boobs:

straight guys: too obvious
women: they're yours duh
gay guys: appreciate the finer things in life which of course includes boobs

I am offended that lesbians were not included in this.

I'm sure lesbians were grouped together with straight women.

Denmark
10-08-2012, 09:51 PM
yes, women equals ALL women

Clo
10-08-2012, 09:53 PM
None of you deserve boobs. :stare:

Raebus
10-08-2012, 09:57 PM
Boobs are awesome.

Jinx
10-08-2012, 09:59 PM
None of you deserve boobs. :stare:

Denmark
10-08-2012, 10:01 PM
someone doesn't approve of boobs

i'm so confused!

Lonely Paper Star
10-08-2012, 10:06 PM
someone doesn't approve of boobs

i'm so confused!

My boobs are offended. D:

Chris
10-08-2012, 10:10 PM
I'm afraid, that once again, I am the thorn in your side.

As a gay guy, they bring me no pleasure.

Ace Protorney
10-08-2012, 10:15 PM
You don't need to be pleasured to appreciate boobs.

Citizen Bleys
10-08-2012, 10:26 PM
Two is too many, one is just right. Three is a problem.

Captain Kirk would disagree.

Rantz
10-08-2012, 10:31 PM
Boobs are the tit. Glad to finally get that off my chest.

Night Fury
10-08-2012, 10:31 PM
I love boobs.
Especially side boobs.


I love boob accessories too, I have about 40 bras.

Huckleberry Quin
10-08-2012, 10:42 PM
67 nipple tassels, 8 clamps and 6 gallons of whipped cream.

Tigmafuzz
10-08-2012, 10:51 PM
I love boobs in all shapes and sizes. But I prefer them to be about a handful. Like a certain someone I know :greenie:

Also, on the subject of boobs, "middle of the road" sounds really... naughty. I approve.

Jinx
10-08-2012, 11:01 PM
I'm afraid, that once again, I am the thorn in your side.

As a gay guy, they bring me no pleasure.


You don't need to be pleasured to appreciate boobs.

Exactly. Also, gay guys love my boobs. :colbert:

Shauna
10-08-2012, 11:16 PM
teehee you all said boob

Faris
10-09-2012, 12:07 AM
someone doesn't approve of boobs

i'm so confused!

I bet they are also one of the few who don't like their steak medium rare. :holmes:

Mercen-X
10-09-2012, 02:41 AM
gay guys: appreciate the finer things in life which of course includes breasts
Most gay guys claim to not like breasts because they see them as being merely a couple of gobs of hideous fat. Presumably, gay guys who like fatties would also like girl breasts.

I like breasts.

Personally, I don't like boobs. I don't like idiots. I don't like stooges. I don't like morons.

Clo
10-09-2012, 02:43 AM
How about.... Booty?

Jinx
10-09-2012, 02:49 AM
How about.... Booty?

bootay.jpg

Jiro
10-09-2012, 03:04 AM
I'd like to throw my support behind boobs.

starlet
10-09-2012, 03:13 AM
Psychostick - Because Boobs [OFFICIAL] - A funny boob song. - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcYlytyuKsc)

Also, If you don't like boobs then you obviously support breast cancer. Fuck that, SAVE TEH BOOBIES!

NeoCracker
10-09-2012, 03:14 AM
The Much better boob song.

Tim Minchin...Confessions - - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEGLbCNRqw)

Shorty
10-09-2012, 03:41 AM
I could take 'em or leave 'em.

Raistlin
10-09-2012, 04:00 AM
Boobs are the tit. Glad to finally get that off my chest.

I bet you were so disappointed that you couldn't make that titillating pun when tit was still part of the filter.

nik0tine
10-09-2012, 04:30 AM
At least tits don't smell like shit.

krissy
10-09-2012, 04:31 AM
they can if you organize your threesome correctly

Araciel
10-09-2012, 04:42 AM
Pro-boob.

Rantz
10-09-2012, 06:08 AM
Boobs are the tit. Glad to finally get that off my chest.

I bet you were so disappointed that you couldn't make that titillating pun when tit was still part of the filter.

Admit it, it would have been the breast post in the thread.

Tigmafuzz
10-09-2012, 07:08 AM
These puns are horrible. One day I will hate you all for giving me such horrible mammaries of this place.

Madame Adequate
10-09-2012, 07:15 AM
Boobs are wonderful things.

Jiro
10-09-2012, 07:36 AM
These puns are horrible. One day I will hate you all for giving me such horrible mammaries of this place.

oh god you just did that didn't you oh god that was fucking painful and great

Cloudane
10-09-2012, 10:51 AM
They're alright. Can't say I've been keeping a-breast of the subject recently...

Edit: Aw darn, I'm late to the punnage party. Well, might as well continue milking it.

Jinx
10-09-2012, 12:32 PM
Man, I had no idea so many EoFFers loved me. :3

Bubba
10-09-2012, 12:38 PM
Man, I had no idea so many EoFFers loved me. :3

You lie!

Faris
10-09-2012, 02:25 PM
Man, I had no idea so many EoFFers loved me. :3

Only for your boobs.

Unbreakable Will
10-09-2012, 04:03 PM
Ah boobs, such wonderful things. In the spirit of this thread I demand access to the EoFF Secret Porn Thread. So I can stare at boobies.
:colbert:

Pike
10-09-2012, 04:20 PM
I am a fan of boobies.

http://www.galapagoscruises.com/what-to-see/images/wts/blue-footed-booby/4.jpg

Lonely Paper Star
10-09-2012, 05:18 PM
I was almost waiting for this to make its way to the thread.

Loony BoB
10-09-2012, 07:40 PM
I think it goes without saying, really.

Shauna
10-09-2012, 07:54 PM
I am a fan of boobies.

http://www.galapagoscruises.com/what-to-see/images/wts/blue-footed-booby/4.jpg

/thread

Ace Protorney
10-10-2012, 03:34 AM
Let's all come up with other names for our favorite lady parts.

You know what I means, names like jugs.

Unbreakable Will
10-10-2012, 03:43 AM
I call them funbags. :greenie:

Jiro
10-10-2012, 03:44 AM
Ah boobs, such wonderful things. In the spirit of this thread I demand access to the EoFF Secret Porn Thread. So I can stare at boobies.
:colbert:

You had your chance to make staff so you could see it.

Jinx
10-10-2012, 03:53 AM
I have named my boobs.

George, and Oscar. Alternatively, they can be called the Bluth Twins.

Cloudane
10-10-2012, 01:05 PM
I've named my moobs Jim and Bexley. After Jim Bexley Speed.

Lonely Paper Star
10-10-2012, 04:45 PM
My boobs will be Troy and Abed.

"Troy and Abed get some grooooping!"

Huckleberry Quin
10-10-2012, 05:20 PM
This is quickly becoming ridiculous.

With that aside, my man boobs are named Paul and Barry, the Chuckle Brothers. I have their faces tattooed on their respective breast.

Shorty
10-10-2012, 07:34 PM
You people don't deserve to know the names of my body parts.

Huckleberry Quin
10-10-2012, 08:53 PM
Probably named after different species of whale. Which bit do you call Killer?

Jinx
10-10-2012, 08:55 PM
Probably named after different species of whale. Which bit do you call Killer?

Her vagoo.

Her tits are Sperm and Humpback.

Shorty
10-10-2012, 09:07 PM
:colbert:

Huckleberry Quin
10-10-2012, 09:17 PM
We all know which part is Humpback, and it isn't a boob. :roll2

Shorty
10-10-2012, 09:18 PM
You are poking the dragon, sir.

Jinx
10-10-2012, 09:20 PM
You are poking the dragon, sir.

She told me this is what she and Pontus call sex.

Huckleberry Quin
10-10-2012, 09:34 PM
That's very Targaryen.

Shorty
10-10-2012, 09:34 PM
swear to god I will close this thread

Citizen Bleys
10-10-2012, 10:00 PM
It's so nice to see someone else in the hot seat for once.

Huckleberry Quin
10-10-2012, 10:03 PM
She doesn't mind it, though. Dragons can't be burned.

Psychotic
10-10-2012, 10:06 PM
i saw sarah's boobs

you know how sometimes in gift shops you get those long, bendy pencils?

yeah.

Shiny
10-10-2012, 10:07 PM
Not all boobs are great. I've seen pancakes, lumps, crooked, ballooned, hairy nipped. But when they are great, they're grrrreat.

Shorty
10-10-2012, 11:41 PM
Now is a good time to fall back on my mormon prudishness.

No one has seen my boobs. :colbert:

NeoCracker
10-10-2012, 11:42 PM
I like to think Shorty names her boobs 'Bam' and 'alam'

But I just really like Black Betty. :p

Jiro
10-11-2012, 12:01 AM
Poor Shortstar.

Pike
10-11-2012, 01:26 AM
Now is a good time to fall back on my mormon prudishness.

No one has seen my boobs. :colbert:

Poor Rantz. :(

Tigmafuzz
10-11-2012, 02:50 AM
Now is a good time to fall back on my mormon prudishness.

No one has seen my boobs. :colbert:

Not even your parents? Mitt Romney disapproves.

Jinx
10-11-2012, 02:58 AM
Now is a good time to fall back on my mormon prudishness.

No one has seen my boobs. :colbert:

Not even your parents? Mitt Romney disapproves.

Her sister-wives have.

escobert
10-11-2012, 03:13 AM
I love me some boobs.

Clo
10-11-2012, 09:39 PM
Now is a good time to fall back on my mormon prudishness.

No one has seen my boobs. :colbert:

This is a crime against nature. Show them to me! If you can trust anyone with that knowledge, it is I.

Plus, it's not like it would be news to me. I've seen mad titties. I may be a connoisseur. If anything, I will verify for you that they are indeed fantastic.

UNLESS THEY'RE MISSHAPEN. In which case, painful honesty will be painful.

Shorty
10-11-2012, 09:40 PM
Update: Clo is the only person on this forum I will flash.

Clo
10-11-2012, 09:41 PM
Update: Clo is the only person on this forum I will flash.

:mymelomfg:

YESS I AM THE GREATESSSTTTT.

I've never really flashed my boobs, but I've mooned people quite a lot.

A lot.

Huckleberry Quin
10-12-2012, 12:31 AM
That explains the spacesuit cats.

Clo
10-12-2012, 01:40 AM
That explains the spacesuit cats.

Yea, I had been wondering where they'd come from...