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Madame Adequate
10-09-2012, 07:17 AM
Where do you stand on big fat jiggly pot bellies?
Rantz
10-09-2012, 07:31 AM
I can't stomach them.
Jiro
10-09-2012, 07:34 AM
Need to tone this baby up. got some abs hiding down there but you can't SEE 'EM.

still it's a good pick up line

here touch my abs
Tigmafuzz
10-09-2012, 08:02 AM
Our bellies, or others'? Because mine is fucking perfect.

I don't mind bellies usually (sometimes a bit of a pudge can be kinda sexy, really) but if it's just a 50lb. mass of cellulite and wrinkles then it's a bit disgusting.
Bubba
10-09-2012, 12:56 PM
Bellies all the way. I've got a bit of a flabby belly at the minute after trying too hard to put weight back on after my hospital visit. I don't mind a bit of wobble though. Six-packs are too much hard work and my fondness for beer will definitely not help..
Clo
10-09-2012, 04:09 PM
I like it when guys have a belly.

Skinny guys suck. If they almost weigh as much as I do, then I feel like I can beat them up. Then they do not get my respect.
Rantz
10-09-2012, 04:12 PM
Yeah, that's why I don't respect any girls below 195lbs.
Unbreakable Will
10-09-2012, 04:19 PM
What was that song? Fat-bottomed Girls Make the World Go Round? Yeah. That.
Usually such bottoms are accompanied by a bit of belly, which I also find attractive. :jess:
Shorty
10-09-2012, 05:53 PM
Yeah, that's why I don't respect any girls below 195lbs.

guess you don't need to worry about that since you're dating a whale




:aimmad:
Rantz
10-09-2012, 05:55 PM
<3333
sharkythesharkdogg
10-09-2012, 05:59 PM
Baby didn't get all 'dat back with out munching several metric tons of krill.
Psychotic
10-09-2012, 06:05 PM
I WILL RUB YOURS FOREVER
Unbreakable Will
10-09-2012, 06:09 PM
Baby didn't get all 'dat back with out munching several metric tons of krill.
:smash:
Tigmafuzz
10-09-2012, 08:02 PM
If they almost weigh as much as I do, then I feel like I can beat them up. Then they do not get my respect.

I should note that respect is now completely dependent on how much a person weighs and whether or not other people think they can beat him up. Oh, how the times have changed.
Faris
10-09-2012, 08:21 PM
I like 'em slender or toned. Out of about 10 men I've dated or been interested in only one wasn't a toothpick.
Bunny
10-09-2012, 08:52 PM
If you weigh more than me I'm going to automatically assume you have a McDonald's addiction.
Jinx
10-09-2012, 08:56 PM
If you weigh more than me I'm going to automatically assume you have a McDonald's addiction.

How much do you weigh?
Bunny
10-09-2012, 09:08 PM
That's a little personal, Mrs. Boobs.
Clo
10-09-2012, 09:44 PM
If they almost weigh as much as I do, then I feel like I can beat them up. Then they do not get my respect.

I should note that respect is now completely dependent on how much a person weighs and whether or not other people think they can beat him up. Oh, how the times have changed.

I also dole out respect based on who can jump higher, and who can make me a better sandwich.

EDIT: Also, why would I want to be with someone who was a whiney weakling? :colbert:
Raistlin
10-09-2012, 11:40 PM
Only if I can poke them and watch them jiggle.
Shorty
10-09-2012, 11:41 PM
This isn't the boobs thread, Weasley.
Clo
10-09-2012, 11:55 PM
Though honestly, we should make a thread for each part of the body and get it over with.
Citizen Bleys
10-09-2012, 11:57 PM
EDIT: Also, why would I want to be with someone who was a whiney weakling? :colbert:

Ask the many, many morons who actually like Amuro Ray.
Shlup
10-10-2012, 12:22 AM
Please don't stand on my belly.
Jiro
10-10-2012, 03:31 AM
If they almost weigh as much as I do, then I feel like I can beat them up. Then they do not get my respect.

I should note that respect is now completely dependent on how much a person weighs and whether or not other people think they can beat him up. Oh, how the times have changed.

I also dole out respect based on who can jump higher, and who can make me a better sandwich.

EDIT: Also, why would I want to be with someone who was a whiney weakling? :colbert:

I probably weigh less than you Clo (I know you're not fat don't even try it) but I'm not a whiney weakling and I'll bet you any money I can jump higher than you. You might win the sandwich contest but that's the only one where you're a threat :colbert:
Sephex
10-10-2012, 04:13 AM
I have a fat belly big whoop wanna fight about it?
NorthernChaosGod
10-10-2012, 06:05 AM
Flat and toned FTW.


If you weigh more than me I'm going to automatically assume you have a McDonald's addiction.

Sounds about right.
Shiny
10-10-2012, 06:12 AM
If you can do this:

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070508031161/uncyclopedia/images/f/fb/Truffleshuffle.gif

Then you're A-okay in my book.