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Shorty
10-09-2012, 06:17 PM
What do you put on your shit?

Everything can be dipped in fry sauce. Everything.

Jowy
10-09-2012, 06:19 PM
augh that sounds terrible

frank's red hot: i put that shit on everything!

Jinx
10-09-2012, 06:21 PM
My problem with special sauce is that it has ketchup. I hate ketchup. Why are you putting a sweet sauce on your salty things, plebs?

I like mayonnaise. Spicy brown mustard. As far as "condiments" go.

I like Worcestershire sauce on baked potatoes sometimes.

Sour cream, if you consider that a condiment, on every time of chip. Especially Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

And then "condiments" like jalapenos, pickles, banana peppers, bacon bits. But not on the actual food. Just for eating by itself.

Shorty
10-09-2012, 06:22 PM
who the smurf hates ketchup!

Clearly you've never dipped your fries in frosties and tasted heaven.

Jinx
10-09-2012, 06:26 PM
I've dipped my fries in a frosty. It just makes your fries cold and soggy. And you don't even taste the salt from the fry, just wet potato.

Citizen Bleys
10-09-2012, 06:32 PM
What do you put on your trout?

Everything can be dipped in fry sauce. Everything.

I don't eat shit, that's disgusting.

Shorty
10-09-2012, 06:46 PM
Oh come on, who doesn't like fish?

Rantz
10-09-2012, 06:46 PM
Cheese.

Jowy
10-09-2012, 06:49 PM
who the smurf hates ketchup!

Clearly you've never dipped your fries in frosties and tasted heaven.

fries in frosties i can get down with, ketchup is pretty awful though


Cheese.

i don't get how people can just eat straight up cheese...it has to be served with other things!

Citizen Bleys
10-09-2012, 06:49 PM
Oh come on, who doesn't like fish?

All I said was "This fish would be good enough for Jehovah!"

Shorty
10-09-2012, 06:51 PM
Eric, you are the worst. Ketchup goes on everything. Meatloaf, burgers, hot dogs, brats. Fries, if you've got nothing else.

Jinx
10-09-2012, 06:54 PM
Well there in lies the problem. She likes hotdogs. :colbert:

Cheese isn't really a CONDIMENT. It's sort of a class of its own.

Shorty
10-09-2012, 06:54 PM
If you don't like hot dogs, you are unAmerican.

Rantz
10-09-2012, 06:55 PM
Cheese.

i don't get how people can just eat straight up cheese...it has to be served with other things!

No no, cheese is my favourite condiment.

Denmark
10-09-2012, 06:57 PM
Oh come on, who doesn't like fish?

i'm not a fan.

mayo, ketchup, yellow mustard, honey mustard, dijon mustard, bbq sauce, hot sauce, salsa, sour cream (on some things), probably other things that i can't think of right now.

Jinx
10-09-2012, 06:58 PM
If you don't like hot dogs, you are unAmerican.

That's actually a real compliment. Thank you. :)

Shorty
10-09-2012, 07:01 PM
honey mustard, oh god. That and ranch on a turkey club.

Shauna
10-09-2012, 07:55 PM
What is fry sauce?

Shorty
10-09-2012, 08:00 PM
Fry sauce (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fry_sauce)

ketchup and mayo mixed together

arctic circle for life

Faris
10-09-2012, 08:00 PM
I enjoy most condiments, it just depends on who made it.

Except fry sauce, what the heck is that? Uhhh, sounds interesting :eyebrow: Oh, also vinegar and relish I don't like those.

Shauna
10-09-2012, 08:03 PM
Huh. Alright. Apparently we have it in the UK, and it's called burger sauce. Suffice to say, I have never heard of it. :3

But I like ketchup on things. It is my favourite. :D

EDIT: Oh man, I actually just used the word ketchup without thinking about it. I am becoming Americanised. D: Tomato sauce. xD

Chris
10-09-2012, 08:06 PM
As a guy who once attempted to make some ketchup ice cream... I love ketchup, too. On everything. I even use it during sex, and that is actually not a lie. I don't think I need to go into details.

Jinx
10-09-2012, 08:37 PM
As a guy who once attempted to make some ketchup ice cream... I love ketchup, too. On everything. I even use it during sex, and that is actually not a lie. I don't think I need to go into details.

wtf, lube?

Clo
10-09-2012, 09:42 PM
I like to slather my food with the tears of my enemies.

Quindiana Jones
10-09-2012, 09:45 PM
You should always practise safe lunch and use a condiment.

:monster:

Citizen Bleys
10-09-2012, 09:59 PM
As a guy who once attempted to make some ketchup ice cream... I love ketchup, too. On everything. I even use it during sex, and that is actually not a lie. I don't think I need to go into details.

wtf, lube?

Can't be as effective as tears or blood.

Raistlin
10-09-2012, 11:33 PM
I also dislike ketchup. And most mustard.

I generally don't like to ruin a good food by drowning it ih an overpowering "condiment" (unless it's bacon. Heavy on the bacon). Some light mayo or ranch or sour cream is plenty.

EDIT: oh, and hot sauce.

Denmark
10-10-2012, 12:01 AM
malt vinegar on fries

also i'm not sure if i've ever had poutine but it seems like something i might like.

Lonely Paper Star
10-10-2012, 02:23 AM
I still just put sriracha on everything. I like honey mustard with my chicken nuggets/tenders/strips, though.

Ketchup is just okay to me. I usually eat my fries without condiments because I'm weird. ;x

Jiro
10-10-2012, 03:08 AM
I love condiments man. Ketchup goes alright but it isn't the best. Also you should not just dip your chips in ice cream. Try dipping your burgers too. Fucking awesome.

krissy
10-10-2012, 03:10 AM
i want to drip honey mustard all over you
and then lick it off slowly

Jiro
10-10-2012, 04:38 AM
krissy let's do it

Lonely Paper Star
10-10-2012, 04:51 AM
My body is ready.

Araciel
10-10-2012, 04:54 AM
Bacon

NorthernChaosGod
10-10-2012, 05:59 AM
I typically don't like fucking with my food by adding condiments. I will put loads of salsa on my Mexican (inb4 just food) food.

Shorty
10-10-2012, 06:17 AM
I will join krissy in the licking honey mustard clause, just not off of Juliebird.

NorthernChaosGod
10-10-2012, 06:20 AM
:(

Iceglow
10-10-2012, 06:40 AM
Burger Sauce (fry sauce) is about the best thing ever to chuck on your doner kebab and chips when drunk. I also love having BBQ, Ketchup, Sweet Chilli sauces normally my kitchen will contain at least one or two bottles of those plus mayo at times for sandwiches and the like, sometimes I'll mix the sweet chilli in to the mayo and make a chilli mayo for sandwiches too.

Jinx
10-10-2012, 01:11 PM
I will join krissy in the licking honey mustard clause, just not off of Juliebird.

I'll lick honey mustard off of Juliebird. :smug:

NorthernChaosGod
10-10-2012, 03:54 PM
I will join krissy in the licking honey mustard clause, just not off of Juliebird.

I'll lick honey mustard off of Juliebird. :smug:

oh bby :aimkiss:

Jinx
10-10-2012, 03:57 PM
I will join krissy in the licking honey mustard clause, just not off of Juliebird.

I'll lick honey mustard off of Juliebird. :smug:

oh bby :aimkiss:

I'd rather lick hotsauce off of you, though, cos you're muy caliente.

NorthernChaosGod
10-10-2012, 04:04 PM
I will join krissy in the licking honey mustard clause, just not off of Juliebird.

I'll lick honey mustard off of Juliebird. :smug:

oh bby :aimkiss:

I'd rather lick hotsauce off of you, though, cos you're muy caliente.

That can be arranged.

Jinx
10-10-2012, 04:08 PM
also

pickle sauce is my favourite condiment

krissy
10-10-2012, 04:43 PM
you just walked into a variety of jokes i have no desire to participate in before breakfast

Araciel
10-10-2012, 05:13 PM
What about second breakfast?

Shiny
10-10-2012, 10:40 PM
Ice cream is godly by itself. It would not tarnish such a heavenly thing by dipping my fries or burgers in it. With that said, I love pretty much every condiment except mayo. Mayo is Satan incarnate.

Jiro
10-11-2012, 12:03 AM
What about second breakfast?

Elevensies????

Jinx
10-11-2012, 12:07 AM
What about second breakfast?

Elevensies????

Luncheon?????

krissy
10-11-2012, 12:15 AM
brunch?