The male equivalent of a "fag hag"

[Citizen Bleys]

A term, which, I might add, has gained a highly illogical amount of social acceptance considering that it contains a racist slur.

So what do you call a straight guy with lots of lesbian friends? A lesbro?

I think this is the first time I've straight up ripped off of Pr00t.

[Jinx]

Dyke Ike? Dyke Mike?

[Rantz]

A hag fag. These things are simple, guys.

[Chris]

I was never offended by the word "fag". Words that have more than one meaning, cannot hurt me.

Smoking a Fag

British: To smoke a cigarette.

American: To kill a homosexual.

See? There's always a choice. Well, almost always.

[Flying Mullet]

Why do you have to have a term for them?

[krissy]

a future convert

[Citizen Bleys]

Why do you have to have a term for them?

lexical completeness; there's a term for the opposite.

[Shorty]

There is no term. Everyone knows lesbians hate men, why would they want them as friends?

[Quindiana Jones]

A liar.

[Old Manus]

Apparently they're called 'allies' these days

[Sephex]

Friend Zone Lord.

[NorthernChaosGod]

There is no term. Everyone knows lesbians hate men, why would they want them as friends?

Then why do they want to be them?

Checkmate.

[Shorty]

I didn't know that "wanting to love a woman" meant "wanting to have a penis." :colbert:

[Clo]

That doesn't seem to happen often.

I am a huge fag hag. Gay men love me. I'm like crack to them.

[Mirage]

Lesbro sounds good. I'll start using that.

[Cuchulainn]

Due to all lesbians deep seeded hatred & mistrust of all things male I can't see there being much of a need for this term.

However in the unlikely event that it is ever needed I'd prefer you all to use the term Ladsbian.

[Bunny]

There is no such thing as a lesbian.

All women crave the cock, either in secret or openly.

"Lesbian" is a term created by the liberal media to account for women who are ashamed of themselves for wanting dicks all over them.

[Laddy]

Ladsbian
:colbert:

[Shorty]

ahaha

[Flying Mullet]

Name change!

[NeoCracker]

I don't think I could come up with a name. I'd just feel bad for him to be surrounded by women rubbing up against each other, yet never being able to touch. :cry:

[Shiny]

An Infiltrator. He uses lesbians to appear gay so that straight women will feel more comfortable around him. He infiltrates that pussy.

[Laddy]

An Infiltrator. He uses lesbians to appear gay so that straight women will feel more comfortable around him. He infiltrates that pussy.
Sounds like a Pokemon.

[Tigmafuzz]

I am oddly comfortable with being called a "lesbro."

[Jiro]

Both lesbro and ladsbian have great rings to them.

[Flying Mullet]

Then this thread needs a poll so that we can decide the proper vernacular for the world over. Then the world will sing the praises of EoFF (even moreso than they do now).

[Jiro]

What options would you like added there, Mulley?

[Aulayna]

I've honestly never even heard of the term fag hag before, let alone it's male equivalent.

Thinking about the girls I know who are like that - and the guys involved - I think the term Bitch is applicable all around! By attitude for the "fag hags" and just being forever friend zoned on the male equivalent side. The bloke would certainly be their bitch.

[Raistlin]

"Lesbro" sounds best, but I also like "Ladsbro."

[Flying Mullet]

Both lesbro and ladsbian have great rings to them.
lesbro and ladsbian

[Jiro]

The poll has been added, at Sir Mullet's request.

[Laddy]

The poll is as it should be. :colbert:

[Rantz]

One-sided polls are EoFF's New Thing.

[Jiro]

Aye.

[Tigmafuzz]

All is as it should be.