Arr! Booty!

[Unbreakable Will]

In conjunction with the spirit of recent threads, lets talk about butts! Booty! Badonkadonk!

How do ya like 'em?

Personally I love some junk in the trunk :smug:

[Jinx]

Yes, an ass thread.

I have a fantastic ass.

[Clo]

My ass seems to be admired by some.

[Jinx]

My ass seems to be admired by some.

I would pay your ass the homage it deserves.

[Clo]

I wrote a sonnet about your boobs, so I guess we're even

[Denmark]

inb4 baby got back

i like the butts but there's a limit to HOW big

[Lonely Paper Star]

I have a decently ample ass and I'm proud.


Also, Bum Bum Song.

[Jowy]

I love this thread.

[Nicolas]

Oh. I approve. I wholeheartedly approve. You deserve applause.

[Iceglow]

I personally think that all these girls saying they've got great asses need to post pictures and prove it!

[Jowy]

subtlety gets you further.

[Clo]

I personally think that all these girls saying they've got great asses need to post pictures and prove it!
You have not at any point proved to me that you are deserving of any of us bothering to prove anything to you.

[Tigmafuzz]

Why is this not a multiple-choice poll? I want to vote for all of them :(

[Shiny]

One time someone called me Jennifer Lopez.

That person is now dead.

[Faris]

I personally think that all these girls saying they've got great asses need to post pictures and prove it!

Now, now there are several factors that are involved for determining the perfect set of buns. Apparently there's an equation for it. (http://www.cracked.com/article_19360_7-questions-you-didnt-know-could-be-answered-with-math.html) I've been told several times that I have an amazing set of buns whether I believe it or not.

Personally, I like my men scrawny but a little something to squeeze is nice :jokey:

[Iceglow]

I personally think that all these girls saying they've got great asses need to post pictures and prove it!
You have not at any point proved to me that you are deserving of any of us bothering to prove anything to you.

I'm not the one sitting there claiming my ass is fantastic, the onus of evidence is not on me to support that claim it's on you. Though really, whilst some guys would go with subtle approaches and trying the "If I beat around the bush enough eventually I might get some" routine I'm far more likely to be open, direct and honest bout things from the get go.

[Bunny]

But I poop from there.

[Hollycat]

I don't know if I have a nice butt or not, but I noticed asian women can't seem to stop themselves from grabbing it. It made my last job really really awkward. I would have called them on it but I no speak ching chong.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yes, an ass thread.

I have a fantastic ass.

There is no way you have great boobs and a fantastic ass. I call shenanigans.

[Night Fury]

My ass is my favourite bit of my body.
My housemate once just said to me as I walked through the room, while her boyfriend was there... "MM DAT ASS!"

:lol:

No butt (lol) seriously, I'm allowed to be overly confident about one bit of me, I have the best bootayyyy!!!

[Chris]

I love... Mmm!!

[Clo]

I personally think that all these girls saying they've got great asses need to post pictures and prove it!
You have not at any point proved to me that you are deserving of any of us bothering to prove anything to you.

I'm not the one sitting there claiming my ass is fantastic, the onus of evidence is not on me to support that claim it's on you. Though really, whilst some guys would go with subtle approaches and trying the "If I beat around the bush enough eventually I might get some" routine I'm far more likely to be open, direct and honest bout things from the get go.

Nice autobiography there, Prince Charming.

[Jinx]

Yes, an ass thread.

I have a fantastic ass.

There is no way you have great boobs and a fantastic ass. I call shenanigans.

Mm, why don't you come and find out. ;)





I personally think that all these girls saying they've got great asses need to post pictures and prove it!
You have not at any point proved to me that you are deserving of any of us bothering to prove anything to you.

I'm not the one sitting there claiming my ass is fantastic, the onus of evidence is not on me to support that claim it's on you. Though really, whilst some guys would go with subtle approaches and trying the "If I beat around the bush enough eventually I might get some" routine I'm far more likely to be open, direct and honest bout things from the get go.

Nice autobiography there, Prince Charming.

Steve, I think what she was saying is that we aren't obligated to prove anything to you.

[Quindiana Jones]

Steve, nobody here is ever going to fuck you. xD

[Faris]

Ye know what's missing from this poll? "Ooo, soft..."

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[Iceglow]

Steve, nobody here is ever going to fuck you. xD

You say it like I've expressed a serious desire to have intercourse with someone from here. I know it might be hard to believe but really, why would I ever want that? I mean I can't manage a "distance" relationship across a distance of less than 100 miles. Why would I want to be in a relationship with someone anywhere from a couple of hundred miles to several thousand miles from me? I know some people here do make it work and I respect them immensely for their patience and ability to do so, I am however fully aware that I would never allow myself to participate in such a relationship because I know that I personally have way too many wants and needs to be satisfied by such a relationship.

[Unbreakable Will]

Steve, you're being creepy. :colbert:

Faris you get a gold star for posting my favorite (and on topic too!) scene from FFIX!
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Wear it with pride! :bigsmile:

[Iceglow]

Steve, you're being creepy. :colbert:


How Will? In tongue in cheek saying that they ought to prove it? Or in being honest enough to say I'd never go for anyone on here for the obvious reason that y'all live many, many miles from me?

Seriously don't get how you guys determine this at times, I mean to actually take my initial post in this thread seriously was a folly in itself, learn to tell when I'm on a wind up or being honest!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yes, an ass thread.

I have a fantastic ass.

There is no way you have great boobs and a fantastic ass. I call shenanigans.

Mm, why don't you come and find out. ;)

Only if I can share my findings with EoFF, bby. :aimkiss:

[Quindiana Jones]

Only attractive men are allowed to be jokingly (read: seriously) perverted, otherwise it's just weird.

See above.

[Clo]

Argh, my name is Steve, and I like to over-explain myself until people stop reading my posts!

[Iceglow]

Only attractive men are allowed to be jokingly (read: seriously) perverted, otherwise it's just weird.

See above.

Then you should never be allowed to talk what with your big old jew-fro

[Bunny]

Argh, my name is Steve, and I like to over-explain myself until people stop reading my posts!

People still attempt to read them?

[Quindiana Jones]

I just assume it'll be one of the three things he always talks about: working on the busiest high street in London for hours and hours and hours; shagging all the foreign birds; and how much in love with him Paul is.

[Shorty]

Do whales have asses?

[Agent Proto]

Whales named Sarah do! I also like a good ass. I can easily oogle over a nice booty without getting the eye from the lady.

[Psychotic]

I mean I can't manage a "distance" relationship across a distance of less than 100 miles.
how much in love with him Paul is.Coincidentally, I live 97 miles away from Steve. :flirt:

also smurf yes love me some curves

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Oh my I love butt.

A girl with a good booty is fantastic. Put that booty up on some four inch heels and I will drool like big drooling dog.

I also like guys with a nice and firm squeezable butt. Mmmm.

[Raistlin]

Why is the penis thread the only body part thread that was closed? Discrimination!

I also llove asses. True story: Lynx (Madonna) once gave me a lapdance.

[Jiro]

People compliment me on my firm and toned buttocks regularly.

[Quindiana Jones]

Gotta love a pair of nice, firm buttocks. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JFT4lfLpVY)

[Araciel]

dat ass

ass>boobs

I'm not gonna go into counting the ways...

[Tigmafuzz]

People compliment me on my firm and toned buttocks regularly.

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