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Jinx
10-12-2012, 12:45 PM
Q. How is Lockharted like Hitler?

She kills people with her Gas Chambers.



What jokes do you have about EoFFers?

Quindiana Jones
10-12-2012, 12:54 PM
So, Steve's chatting up this beautiful girl in a bar, right?

:monster:

Laddy
10-12-2012, 01:00 PM
That's Harle-y funny. Do you expect to Quin something? :colbert:

Unbreakable Will
10-12-2012, 01:44 PM
Steve.
:colbert:

Quindiana Jones
10-12-2012, 02:01 PM
:|

Laddy
10-12-2012, 02:04 PM
Fine. Here's a limerick.

There once was a chick named Pike
Who really sought to delight
In the splendor of gaming
With he who was flaming
Yet it ended in a big fight

Shorty
10-12-2012, 05:18 PM
ahaha, I love that limerick xD

Night Fury
10-12-2012, 06:17 PM
Q. How is Lockharted like Hitler?

She kills people with her Gas Chambers.



What jokes do you have about EoFFers?

For smurf's sake!!!

:lol:

Stop making a boob out of yourself.

WildRaubtier
10-12-2012, 06:27 PM
Tifa's Boobs and Lockhearted are walking through a forest when they happen across a set of tracks!

"These are wolf tracks" Cautioned Tifa's Boobs.
"No, these are just deer tracks. There's nothing to worry about." Corrected Lockhearted.

"No, they're definitely wolf tracks!" retorted Tifa's Boobs, defiantly.
"No, they are simply deer tracks!" argues an increasingly indignant Lockhearted.

And like so, they argue back and forth for almost an hour.






Until they're both run down by a train.

Night Fury
10-12-2012, 06:31 PM
Tifa's Boobs and Lockhearted are walking through a forest when they happen across a set of tracks!

"These are wolf tracks" Cautioned Tifa's Boobs.
"No, these are just deer tracks. There's nothing to worry about." Corrected Lockhearted.

"No, they're definitely wolf tracks!" retorted Tifa's Boobs, defiantly.
"No, they are simply deer tracks!" argues an increasingly indignant Lockhearted.

And like so, they argue back and forth for almost an hour.






Until they're both run down by a train.

Your face is a joke.

>.>

Rantz
10-12-2012, 07:06 PM
Jiro and blackmage_nuke walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "Hey, you're Jiro, ain't ya! Last time you were here you asked my wife to blow your long Australian horn!"

blackmage_nuke thinks to himself: "What didjirodo!?"

Quindiana Jones
10-12-2012, 07:09 PM
Well, at least he didn't say it aloud.

Flying Mullet
10-12-2012, 08:38 PM
...

Shoeberto
10-12-2012, 08:44 PM
What's the biggest joke on this site? My dick.

Get it? Because it's big!!!

Raistlin
10-12-2012, 08:51 PM
Mullet is Gordon Freeman???

Clo
10-12-2012, 09:14 PM
Why did Iceglow cross the road?

If you want the answer, please see the 120 page novella he wrote justifying all of his actions and the thoughts that were occurring to him before, during and after his crossing of the road.

Jiro
10-13-2012, 12:41 AM
Jiro and blackmage_nuke walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "Hey, you're Jiro, ain't ya! Last time you were here you asked my wife to blow your long Australian horn!"

blackmage_nuke thinks to himself: "What didjirodo!?"

In the near future Rantz invents the Junction Machine Ellone and uses it to influence the Jiro of about 5 years ago so that he changes his name to Jiro from Sir Cloud and becomes popular as a member of Eyes on Final Fantasy purely to set up this joke.

Tigmafuzz
10-13-2012, 03:50 AM
"Shorty"

eestlinc
10-13-2012, 03:53 AM
The fire is either accidental or on purpose.

Agent Proto
10-13-2012, 04:01 AM
Remember that time when Agent Proto was Preton? :chuckle:

Pike
10-16-2012, 05:15 PM
Jiro and blackmage_nuke walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "Hey, you're Jiro, ain't ya! Last time you were here you asked my wife to blow your long Australian horn!"

blackmage_nuke thinks to himself: "What didjirodo!?"

Possibly the best post ever made on EoFF.

Criminally Vulgar
10-16-2012, 06:24 PM
I do not know if this is supposed to be deliberately unfunny or if I'm really just a wretched comedian.

It is about Iceglow.

http://i.imgur.com/qoTY9.jpg (http://imgur.com/qoTY9)

Tigmafuzz
10-16-2012, 07:27 PM
Haha the mohawk even.

Mercen-X
12-07-2012, 05:44 AM
What's the biggest joke on this site? My dick.

Get it? Because it's big!!!

Invitation accepted:

"You're certain this is not because it is small? Or does it not work? After all, referring to it as a joke isn't a good thing. Wait. Is it not real? Do you attach it with a strap? Does it take batteries?"

Thank you. not cum again.