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Jinx
10-13-2012, 11:07 PM
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Shorty
10-13-2012, 11:16 PM
I recently found out that Rantz likes to rub glue all over his body and then peel it off after it dries, little by little.

Rantz
10-13-2012, 11:20 PM
Don't judge me, so what if I like to shed

Denmark
10-13-2012, 11:23 PM
rantz is a snake

or some kinda molting bug

also check the thread URL (off topic but i like)

Clo
10-13-2012, 11:27 PM
*projectile vomits*

Quindiana Jones
10-13-2012, 11:35 PM
Today I found out that my girlfriend's daughter found out she's into suspension.

The Man
10-13-2012, 11:35 PM
@OP: I was a happier person when I had no idea what that was. DO NOT WANT

Bunny
10-14-2012, 02:07 AM
Are those actually pictures of the lady in question or did you Google and search to find the worst possible pictures for this kind of thing?

Suspension pretty hot when you do it right.

Jinx
10-14-2012, 02:08 AM
Are those actually pictures of the lady in question or did you Google and search to find the worst possible pictures for this kind of thing?

Suspension pretty hot when you do it right.

The lady in question.

Jiro
10-14-2012, 02:58 AM
How is this a thing?

krissy
10-14-2012, 03:06 AM
body modification and piercings often go hand in hand with the more extreme kinks

i personally don't enjoy this sort of thing

but i worry when people seem to lose their balance while walking so

Citizen Bleys
10-14-2012, 03:09 AM
christ on a bicycle that's the worst thing I've seen since...

...well, that time I went to 4chan for six minutes.

Faris
10-14-2012, 03:31 AM
:barf: That kind of thing always turns my stomach.

Agent Proto
10-14-2012, 03:42 AM
http://www.maniacworld.com/images/doughnut-heads.jpg

There's this thing in Japan where it's apparently cool to put saline in your head and push into it to form donuts on your forehead.

Yeah, I don't even know what to say about that. :erm:

Jiro
10-14-2012, 04:03 AM
ugh goddammit this thread needs to be deleted :barf:

Raistlin
10-14-2012, 04:05 AM
That is just disturbing. I imagine it's even worse to picture someone you know doing it.

Shorty
10-14-2012, 04:08 AM
dude from the marks on her back

looks like she's into whipping as well

fire_of_avalon
10-14-2012, 04:32 AM
ADULT TEETH ARE JUST CHILLING ALL UP INSIDE CHILDREN'S HEADS JUST WAITING TO EXPLODE OUT.

I posted it on facebook because I like to share.

Tigmafuzz
10-14-2012, 04:49 AM
How is that disturbing at all? You people need to internet more.


There's this thing in Japan where it's apparently cool to put saline in your head and push into it to form donuts on your forehead.

That originated in Japan? Huh. All I knew about it is that it's painful xD

NorthernChaosGod
10-14-2012, 05:22 AM
How is that disturbing at all? You people need to internet more.

LURK MOAR, PEOPLE

Clo
10-18-2012, 04:54 AM
Wtf with the saline and the head?

WildRaubtier
10-18-2012, 04:57 AM
I recently found out what sort of women Tifa's Boobs' dad's into :I

nik0tine
10-18-2012, 05:37 AM
I'm really interested in how you came across this information.

Araciel
10-18-2012, 05:44 AM
Honey Boo Boo

Citizen Bleys
10-18-2012, 06:01 AM
http://www.maniacworld.com/images/doughnut-heads.jpg

There's this thing in Japan where it's apparently cool to put saline in your head and push into it to form donuts on your forehead.

Yeah, I don't even know what to say about that. :erm:

Are you sure she's not trying to look like a Cardassian?

Laddy
10-18-2012, 09:29 AM
What the fuck, Japan? Is truth really stranger than fiction over there? Because if it is, I'm scared for this planet.

At campus I've discovered a large amount of dead birds. I don't know what's up but it's sad and freaky. :(

Tigmafuzz
10-18-2012, 03:19 PM
At campus I've discovered a large amount of dead birds. I don't know what's up but it's sad and freaky. :(

:shifty:

Parker
10-18-2012, 03:44 PM
so has anyone heard of that goat fella?

sharkythesharkdogg
10-18-2012, 04:47 PM
That saline forehead implant thing is a fad? Not just like one or two people? Amazing.

I'm still impressed that a lot of Asian countries have billion dollar industries devoted to skin whitening.

Jiro
10-19-2012, 01:08 AM
yeah I also heard that crooked teeth is now in fashion so all these people with good teeth are getting them fucked up

lol asia

drotato
10-19-2012, 07:27 AM
Lawl at Asian people.

Wait, we're talking about Asians and Pg isn't around? Hmm...

Miriel
10-19-2012, 07:38 AM
That saline forehead implant thing is a fad? Not just like one or two people? Amazing.


No, it's not a fad (http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/72373847.html).

Criminally Vulgar
10-19-2012, 11:22 AM
Suspension is not my favourite thing. What the geez.

The bagel head would be good to put tea lights in during the night.

Unbreakable Will
10-19-2012, 02:33 PM
Today I found out my dad's ex-wife is into suspension.


http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/389130_336350379782370_560959413_n.jpg

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/523752_330847900332618_1439427387_n.jpg


What disturbing trout have you seen/found out lately?

By all that is holy I demand that this thread be chained up, beaten publicly and thrown into the deepest darkest corner of EoFF to be forgotten for time immemorial. :yuck:

Futan
10-19-2012, 05:32 PM
Am I doing it right?

http://img.darkerthanblack.net/suspension.jpg

WildRaubtier
10-20-2012, 08:23 PM
I hear Jiro learnt some disturbing facts about babies yesterday.

Jiro
10-21-2012, 03:09 AM
Oh god relapsing why did you do that to me

Kent is pretty much the absolute fucking worst person at EoFF period

Madame Adequate
10-21-2012, 06:46 AM
If Bagel Head is not a real fad, it damn well should be.

Raistlin
10-21-2012, 11:52 PM
I hear Jiro learnt some disturbing facts about babies yesterday.


Oh god relapsing why did you do that to me

Kent is pretty much the absolute fucking worst person at EoFF period

I will probably regret this, but now I am curious.

drotato
10-21-2012, 11:57 PM
I hear Jiro learnt some disturbing facts about babies yesterday.


Oh god relapsing why did you do that to me

Kent is pretty much the absolute smurfing worst person at EoFF period

I will probably regret this, but now I am curious.
........... Yes... Do tell.

Jiro
10-22-2012, 12:54 AM
NO

NO

NO NO NO

NO NO

NO

NO NO NO NO

Jinx
10-22-2012, 12:57 AM
NO

NO

NO NO NO

NO NO

NO

NO NO NO NO

Are you talking about how to keep the vagina from ripping, they slice it?

Quindiana Jones
10-22-2012, 01:08 AM
I find the abundance of poop considerably more disgusting.

Jiro
10-22-2012, 11:04 AM
NO

NO

NO NO NO

NO NO

NO

NO NO NO NO

Are you talking about how to keep the vagina from ripping, they slice it?

That's small time compared to what kent was sa-- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME GET OUT OF HERE

Shoeberto
10-22-2012, 02:03 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qWprHvEKWBQ/T8_Yr3Ag47I/AAAAAAAABSo/hj4uPh0dGdo/s1600/ron-swanson-computer.gif

Criminally Vulgar
10-22-2012, 04:11 PM
Is it common to be troutting during labour?

Jinx
10-22-2012, 04:36 PM
Is it common to be troutting during labour?

Yes. Because you're pushing with the same muscles as when you take a poo.


They never show that in movies, eh?

Criminally Vulgar
10-22-2012, 04:46 PM
Not the ones I watch. I'm sure it's a different story for some of you.

Quindiana Jones
10-22-2012, 07:20 PM
You're not guaranteed to shit yourself, but nobody would be surprised if you did.

Well, not you personally, CV. If you shit yourself while your wife/girlfriend/hobo is giving birth, most people would find that weird.

Criminally Vulgar
10-22-2012, 07:27 PM
one rule for one, one rule for another. I'll do what I bloody well want, thank you. :colbert:

Zeldy
10-23-2012, 12:20 AM
I don't get why you all find suspension so disturbing. It's just different, that's all.

Jinx
10-23-2012, 12:24 AM
I don't get why you all find suspension so disturbing. It's just different, that's all.

It's weird.

But the disturbing factor came less from the suspension itself, and more from the fact my (ex)stepmom was doing it.

Shoeberto
10-23-2012, 02:02 AM
I don't get why you all find suspension so disturbing. It's just different, that's all.

Because it looks damn painful and typically that's something that's avoided. There's a heavy squick factor involved in intentionally piercing large pieces of flesh to pull on them.

Rye
10-23-2012, 02:06 AM
I learned about Honey Boo Boo.

drotato
10-26-2012, 02:54 PM
I learned about Honey Boo Boo.
You poor, poor girl...

Zeldy
10-26-2012, 03:05 PM
I don't get why you all find suspension so disturbing. It's just different, that's all.

It's weird.

But the disturbing factor came less from the suspension itself, and more from the fact my (ex)stepmom was doing it.

It's only weird because it's different though! but yeah that aspect is really surreal, I'll give you that!



I don't get why you all find suspension so disturbing. It's just different, that's all.

Because it looks damn painful and typically that's something that's avoided. There's a heavy squick factor involved in intentionally piercing large pieces of flesh to pull on them.

Again, it's simply just due to it being different. I'm currently studying desire and fetishism (people always eyebrow raise me when I tell them what I study..), unfortunately the 'heavy squirk factor' doesn't work as an answer, I wish it did!

Madame Adequate
10-27-2012, 06:16 PM
Zeldy, let's talk :jokey:

WildRaubtier
10-27-2012, 06:36 PM
I hear Jiro learnt some disturbing facts about babies yesterday.


Oh god relapsing why did you do that to me

Kent is pretty much the absolute smurfing worst person at EoFF period

I will probably regret this, but now I am curious.
........... Yes... Do tell.

WildRaubtier> guys vaginas are gross
WildRaubtier> the only ones i've seen recently have been full of poo
Jiro> I don't even
Jiro> want to
Jiro> know that
Jiro> kent
Jiro> what the hell man
Jiro> I should kick you
Jiro> but you'd only return
Jiro> with more gross stuff
WildRaubtier> you have to peel back the labia just to clean it out
Jiro> what the smurf dude
WildRaubtier> oh there's worse still
Jiro> I don't think we need to know this
WildRaubtier> do you want to hear it anyway
Lone> no.
Jiro> not really
Jiro> no
Jiro> I think
Jiro> we can manage
Jiro> without this information
Jiro> just fine
Jiro> if I ever get curious
Jiro> I'll come and ask it
Jiro> but otherwise
Jiro> it'll be okay man
Jiro> you just
WildRaubtier> ok
Jiro> you just take care of business
Jiro> and we'll be here
Jiro> just fine
Jiro> without knowing
WildRaubtier> just ask what's worse then having to clean poop out of vaginas
WildRaubtier> when you're ready

Rantzien> what's worse than having to clean poop out of vaginas?
milliegoesbeep> ...
WildRaubtier> I'm glad you asked pontus
milliegoesbeep> Ew
WildRaubtier> the worst part is all the white muck you see in there while doing it
WildRaubtier> which, the midwie assures me, is exactly what I think it is

Rantzien> what is it!?
Rantzien> what is the white stuff
Lone> fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

Rantzien> I gotta know man

WildRaubtier> I'm glad you asked that too pontus
Jiro> oh god
Jiro> no
* Jiro dies
WildRaubtier> it's cum, or something close to it
Rantzien> Oh, that's weird
WildRaubtier> the midwife happily pointed out that she's getting off on her mother's hormones
Rantzien> lol
Rantzien> that's actually kind of hilarious

* Phil|Mobile (~philmobil@eyesonff-546A89C1.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #eoff
WildRaubtier> I ought repeat that for Phil's sake
Jiro> please spare him
Jiro> please
Jiro> he's seen her
Jiro> he's touched her
Jiro> he doesn't need to view her like that
Rantzien> He even grabbed her area (http://imageshack.us/a/img12/431/dsc0302xs.jpg)

drotato
10-27-2012, 06:40 PM
.................................................................................................... .........

Futan
10-27-2012, 08:12 PM
"Jesus Christ, what the smurfing smurf?" definitely applies to that...


.................................................................................................... .........

That's your birthday present from Kent! :3

drotato
10-27-2012, 08:39 PM
KENT WHY? You could have just sang to me. :(

~*~Celes~*~
10-27-2012, 10:46 PM
Bwahahahaha oh this is glorious :D I'm having a boy! So much easier to clean up. So much worse when they pee during a diaper change, as Andrew found out when changing his nephew :D

Did Kent mention that the woman's pelvis basically unhinges gradually through the later part of pregnancy so she can fit the baby through? 'Tis why we have the characteristic waddle. DEM CHILDBEARIN HIPS :jokey:

Futan
10-27-2012, 11:46 PM
Bwahahahaha oh this is glorious :D I'm having a boy! So much easier to clean up. So much worse when they pee during a diaper change, as Andrew found out when changing his nephew :D

Did Kent mention that the woman's pelvis basically unhinges gradually through the later part of pregnancy so she can fit the baby through? 'Tis why we have the characteristic waddle. DEM CHILDBEARIN HIPS :jokey:

That sounds awful... :onoes:

WildRaubtier
10-28-2012, 01:45 AM
'Tis why we have the characteristic waddle.
dat waddle

fire_of_avalon
10-28-2012, 06:26 AM
I don't think the vaginal discharge is necessarily the result of excitement? It's just discharge.

WildRaubtier
10-28-2012, 10:20 AM
It is just discharge, yes.

Jiro
10-28-2012, 11:22 AM
WHY ARE WE STILL HAVING THIS CONVERSATION

Quindiana Jones
10-28-2012, 01:45 PM
The real revelation for me here is that Jiro talks like William Shatner* when on chat.

*Appropriate name is appropriate.

Jiro
10-28-2012, 02:33 PM
If it helps explain things a little, I was typing broken sentences so that I might push Kent's text off the top of the screen and wouldn't have to see it.

It didn't work.

Faris
10-28-2012, 03:51 PM
Oh man, I knew I was staying as far away from this thread as possible for a reason. :barf:


I don't get why you all find suspension so disturbing. It's just different, that's all.

imo, the same reason why needles freak people our and why some could never EVER be a doctor.

CimminyCricket
10-28-2012, 04:43 PM
eyesonff.com/b/?

Aulayna
10-28-2012, 08:42 PM
I felt so much better before I started reading this thread. Now I just feel lost and confused.

Jiro
10-29-2012, 03:49 AM
eyesonff.com/b/?

I could see that taking off.

Tigmafuzz
10-30-2012, 12:45 AM
Apparently, it is not unheard of for a woman to orgasm, urinate, and have a bowel movement all at the same time while giving birth. Poor baby. What a way to come into the world.



eyesonff.com/b/?

I could see that taking off.

4chan.eyesonff.com?

Shorty
10-30-2012, 12:48 AM
Okay, that is gross. No more.

NorthernChaosGod
10-30-2012, 01:27 AM
Apparently, it is not unheard of for a woman to orgasm, urinate, and have a bowel movement all at the same time while giving birth. Poor baby. What a way to come into the world.



eyesonff.com/b/?

I could see that taking off.

4chan.eyesonff.com?

I'd lurk.

Mercen-X
10-30-2012, 07:30 AM
Are you sure she's not trying to look like a Cardassian?

Or a Kardashian?

That feffing BagelHead squick is the next worst thing since Homer's head was turned into a donut.