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Jinx
10-14-2012, 01:42 AM
I ordered a PB&J and was seriously bothered to see it was cut down the middle.

How do you cut your sandwich?

Jowy
10-14-2012, 01:44 AM
i don't!

snacks
10-14-2012, 01:45 AM
CRUST OFF DOWN THE MIDDLE, CUT INTO PIECES TO GUM UP

Agent Proto
10-14-2012, 01:47 AM
I usually don't cut my sandwiches. If I did, I would prefer it cut diagonally.

Lonely Paper Star
10-14-2012, 01:48 AM
With little sandwiches like PB&J or grilled cheese, I don't bother. With more loaded ones, I cut diagonally.

Faris
10-14-2012, 02:00 AM
It varies between not, straight, and diagonally. Why is this a pick one poll?? :(

Bunny
10-14-2012, 02:03 AM
I cut mine down the middle because I'm an adult and my mommy doesn't try to pretty up my meals for me anymore.

Quindiana Jones
10-14-2012, 02:07 AM
Depends on the sandwich, but usually diagonally because I like to treat myself.

Jiro
10-14-2012, 02:58 AM
The type of sandwich affects the required method of cutting, if at all.

Mirage
10-14-2012, 02:59 AM
I don't cut my sandwich, you pleb.


And the worst option there is of course crusts off. If you are avoce the age of 7 and still do that, all hope might be lost.

Tigmafuzz
10-14-2012, 04:37 AM
I would vote for the last option if you had spelled plebe correctly.

You pleb.

Bunny
10-14-2012, 04:39 AM
She did.

fire_of_avalon
10-14-2012, 04:48 AM
I agree with the Bunny guy

Tigmafuzz
10-14-2012, 04:53 AM
Are we referring to the working class members of ancient Rome, or the Mexican slang? :freak:

Bunny
10-14-2012, 04:56 AM
Mostly sandwiches, but also Rome.

Denmark
10-14-2012, 05:01 AM
slight diagonal, in the middle-ish

NorthernChaosGod
10-14-2012, 05:15 AM
I prefer my sandwiches uncut.

Madame Adequate
10-14-2012, 05:16 AM
With a knife!

TrollHunter
10-14-2012, 05:17 AM
Diagonal, it makes eating it so much quicker and tastier~

Raistlin
10-14-2012, 05:34 AM
I generally don't cut my sandwiches.

When others make me sammiches, I don't really care how they cut it.

Laddy
10-14-2012, 05:37 AM
Why the hell would you cut your sandwich, you dweebs?

Seriously, take it all in one sitting, ya buncha wimps.

Shorty
10-14-2012, 06:05 AM
I don't cut sandwiches.

I do, however, peel the crust off.

Lonely Paper Star
10-14-2012, 06:30 AM
Cutting it into an X is odd, though. It's not a pizza. :|

Aulayna
10-14-2012, 07:08 AM
I don't. On the rare occassion I do it's usually diagonally.

milliegoesbeep
10-14-2012, 07:14 AM
Diagonal twice, so it's cut into quarters. Without crust, too.

What can i say? I'm picky :bigsmile:

Denmark
10-14-2012, 07:18 AM
btw if you cut off the crust you're doing it wrong

sorry folks this is how it's gotta be

Shorty
10-14-2012, 07:19 AM
Millie and I disagree. Get out, Rob. :colbert:

Aulayna
10-14-2012, 07:19 AM
Maybe it's just me but I find cutting a sandwich in anyway usually results in some of the filling becomming casualties and falling out either during the cutting or consumption process. Whereas if you just leave that thing whole you can get a firm grasp on it... and golly gosh I'm not even going to finish that sentence less it be quoted out of context and held against me in the future!

Araciel
10-14-2012, 07:21 AM
She did.

Rantz
10-14-2012, 10:30 AM
Animal shapes!

Shauna
10-14-2012, 11:28 AM
I always cut my sandwiches. Easier eating! Diagonal or straight down the middle, it doesn't matter.

Lonely Paper Star
10-14-2012, 11:40 PM
Animal shapes!

I've watched a bunch of YouTube videos of someone making animal shaped sandwiches using these sandwich cutters. They look all cute and neat, but at the same time it seems like such a waste of bread with all the cut-offs.

Slothy
10-14-2012, 11:41 PM
I don't eat sandwiches.

Fuck bread!

blackmage_nuke
10-15-2012, 12:03 AM
I don't cut my sandwiches even though I like it with the crust off but I'm too lazy to do that and feel guilty for wastefulness so I just eat the crust first.

Alpha2099
10-15-2012, 01:02 AM
I rarely cut my sandwiches. I just stuff it in my face.

But when I'm at a restaurant and order a burger, I almost always cut it in half.

Iceglow
10-15-2012, 10:13 AM
Sometimes you just gotta cut a sandwich on the fucking vertical!

Goldenboko
10-15-2012, 06:40 PM
I ordered a PB&J and was seriously bothered to see it was cut down the middle.

How do you cut your sandwich?

Where did you order a PB&J? That's like ordering cereal.

Jinx
10-15-2012, 07:09 PM
I ordered a PB&J and was seriously bothered to see it was cut down the middle.

How do you cut your sandwich?

Where did you order a PB&J? That's like ordering cereal.

In the hospital. :colbert:

Goldenboko
10-15-2012, 07:28 PM
I ordered a PB&J and was seriously bothered to see it was cut down the middle.

How do you cut your sandwich?

Where did you order a PB&J? That's like ordering cereal.

In the hospital. :colbert:

Fuck. Feel free to slap me next time I come around.

Quindiana Jones
10-15-2012, 09:36 PM
Regardless of situation, it's still like ordering cereal.

Which is totally fine because cereal is delicious.

Goldenboko
10-15-2012, 09:39 PM
Regardless of situation, it's still like ordering cereal.

Which is totally fine because cereal is delicious.

NO IT ISN'T. STAY HOME IF ALL YOU WANT TO EAT IS CEREAL.

Quindiana Jones
10-15-2012, 09:50 PM
What if you're in a bed and breakfast?

Also, I would happily order sandwiches and cereal in any restaurant if they offered it.

Actually, screw you. Sandwiches are on menus all the time!

~*~Celes~*~
10-16-2012, 02:05 AM
I don't bother unless it's a more loaded one, then I like it cut down the middle. Like Subway sandwiches!