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Pike
10-17-2012, 12:43 AM
I would either be a cat so I could sleep all day

OR

a bird of some sort so I could fly around :kakapo:

Jinx
10-17-2012, 12:43 AM
Elephant.

Quindiana Jones
10-17-2012, 12:46 AM
I'd be one of those monkeys in Gibraltar that just do not give a fuck.

Shorty
10-17-2012, 12:54 AM
I'd be a seahorse so I coud live under the sea :love:

or not. Probably a white tiger.

Bunny
10-17-2012, 12:55 AM
I would totally be a honey badger.

Pumpkin
10-17-2012, 01:38 AM
Ferret

Sephex
10-17-2012, 01:46 AM
I am a cat lover, so I would be a cat just to see what it would like to be a cat. Of course, a domesticated one. That, and I get feel like what it is to get high off of catnip.

Jiro
10-17-2012, 01:51 AM
I would have to be an awesome bird and just fly around not giving one fuck

fire_of_avalon
10-17-2012, 02:40 AM
I'd be a seahorse so I coud live under the sea :love:

or not. Probably a white tiger.
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Aulayna
10-17-2012, 03:47 AM
A squirrel. Or a well loved dog.

Lonely Paper Star
10-17-2012, 04:42 AM
I'd want to be a wolf. I think they're such awesome creatures.

Araciel
10-17-2012, 05:29 AM
A bear,

So I can be friends with a human, like this

Man's Best Friend Is A 1000 Pound Grizzly Bear! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWdNZBV7pT8)

Shlup
10-17-2012, 07:48 AM
I would be a squid, roaming the deep seas.

Tigmafuzz
10-17-2012, 08:15 AM
I'd probably be some sort of critter ;_;


http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/135/sw50sw8sw578.gif

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WildRaubtier
10-17-2012, 09:55 AM
I'd be a human because top of the food chain yo

blackmage_nuke
10-17-2012, 12:28 PM
Lion Turtle from Avatar

If fictional animals arent allowed then just a plain turtle I guess, but not one of those delicious ones.

Iceglow
10-17-2012, 12:34 PM
If we were talking animals native to the UK I would want to be a Kestrel as they have no natural predators, they literally are the top of the food chain.

Quindiana Jones
10-17-2012, 01:16 PM
They have one natural predator: Jud.

Night Fury
10-17-2012, 01:43 PM
I think I'd quite like to be a dog, I'd make a good guard dog as I'm very loyal.

Or I could be a sophisticated cat.

Jinx
10-17-2012, 02:47 PM
I also want to be a three-toed sloth.

Shauna
10-17-2012, 02:55 PM
I would be a capybara. They're cool.

Madame Adequate
10-17-2012, 05:40 PM
I would be a cat! Sleep all day, meow all night. 420 catnip lifestyle.

Cloudane
10-17-2012, 05:43 PM
A pig. I can't tell you why, because it's not family friendly, but I've heard good things about being a pig :D

That's if I couldn't be a human. Since, like, intelligence and good food and beer and things.

Agent Proto
10-17-2012, 05:58 PM
I'd be a fox, or some other canine.

Araciel
10-17-2012, 06:02 PM
I'd be a human because top of the food chain yo

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Denmark
10-17-2012, 06:05 PM
definitely a bird, like a hawk or an eagle or something like that

Lonely Paper Star
10-17-2012, 06:19 PM
A pig. I can't tell you why, because it's not family friendly, but I've heard good things about being a pig :D

That's if I couldn't be a human. Since, like, intelligence and good food and beer and things.

I don't think I'd like to be a pig. I know I'll get eaten. ;.;

Agent Proto
10-17-2012, 06:24 PM
A pig. I can't tell you why, because it's not family friendly, but I've heard good things about being a pig :D

That's if I couldn't be a human. Since, like, intelligence and good food and beer and things.

I don't think I'd like to be a pig. I know I'll get eaten. ;.;

No one would dare eat a micro pig. Who wouldn't want to be a cute micro pig?
http://thewilkyway.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/micro-pig.jpg

Mirage
10-17-2012, 06:25 PM
There are pet pigs too, you know.

I'd like to be some sort of cat, but not the smallest cat around. Something a bit smaller than a lynx, but of course, I'd still want to live in human houses. I just don't want to be easily bested by some random filthy dog that was 3 times larger than me.

Goldenboko
10-17-2012, 06:59 PM
I would be my favorite Hawk, Elio.

Chris
10-17-2012, 07:52 PM
A Spermwhale. Seriously. What a life I would have...

Iceglow
10-17-2012, 11:24 PM
There are pet pigs too, you know.


Then one month you're broke and hung over and the only damn thing to cure it is a big old pile of Bacon. Next thing you know, Babe got eaten for breakfast and the kids are torn between scoffing bacon sandwiches in the kitchen and crying their eyes out as you slowly munch through their pet.

Jiro
10-17-2012, 11:38 PM
That is far more traumatic than it should be.

Tigmafuzz
10-18-2012, 12:00 AM
I wish I could have a slow loris without somebody stealing it from its family in the wild and pulling its teeth out.

Weimar Pluto Knight VII
10-18-2012, 03:10 AM
You guys should play Tokyo Jungle where you play as lots of animals. If I could be an animal that's not a human, a bear could be good. I'm hard to beat and I'm fast too. I can even go after humans.

Madonna
10-18-2012, 03:21 AM
Time to unleash our souls, to show what we really are. This is my...FURSONA!!!

http://oi50.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/23lz5v9.jpg

Wait, you mean if we were just an animal? Um...a house cat.

Weimar Pluto Knight VII
10-18-2012, 03:27 AM
Actually I just remembered something my dad said. He said that if a bear and a moose meet on a trail, the bear runs away lol so maybe I want to be a moose.

opn184
10-18-2012, 03:44 AM
Something with wings, can swim underwater and has fast legs

Laddy
10-18-2012, 09:34 AM
I'd be a fox because I'm all sneaky and shit. :cool:

Cloudane
10-18-2012, 11:08 AM
Hmm or maybe I'd be a trout. Because I'd be all trouty and trout.

Tigmafuzz
10-18-2012, 11:14 AM
Hmm or maybe I'd be a trout. Because I'd be all trouty and trout.

You'd get eaten by Weimar. He's a bear >.>

Cloudane
10-18-2012, 12:28 PM
In that case I'll be a fantasy pony :D

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Tigmafuzz
10-18-2012, 01:00 PM
Acceptable :bigsmile:

Mirage
10-18-2012, 04:01 PM
Unacceptable. We're talking about real animals here. Get serious, guys.

Cloudane
10-18-2012, 04:06 PM
Srs bzns. Fine, a Clanger then. They're totes real. :tongue:

~*~Celes~*~
10-19-2012, 04:23 AM
a lion so i could just eat whoever the fuck pisses me off.

Shiny
10-19-2012, 04:41 AM
An elephant, but only for a day. It would be interesting to see what it be like to be that big and be able to balance my giant body on my hooves.

Tigmafuzz
10-20-2012, 01:01 AM
Srs bzns. Fine, a Clanger then. They're totes real. :tongue:

Maybe I'd be a Snipe.

Mirage
10-20-2012, 04:20 AM
I didn't even know elephants had hooves!

Shiny
10-20-2012, 05:52 AM
Are they hooves? I don't know what their feet are called.

Araciel
10-20-2012, 07:21 AM
Feet

Cloudane
10-20-2012, 11:21 PM
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