Guess Who (EoFF Members)

[The Man]

Did you leave staff before 2004?

Before 2002?

Were you ever, or are you now, staff at any spinoffs of EoFF?

[Citizen Bleys]

Wyllius? Holy crap that was quick.

Yes. You're up.

[Criminally Vulgar]

Yes I am.

[The Man]

Are you now, or have you ever been, staff at EoFF?

Are you now, or have you ever been, staff at one of EoFF's spinoffs?

Do you have at least 1,000 posts?

[Criminally Vulgar]

No

No

Yes

[TrollHunter]

Are you a male?
Are you a female?
Do you love cute widdle puppies?

[The Man]

Did you register before 2008?

Did you register before 2004?

Do you have at least 3,000 posts?

[Criminally Vulgar]

Are you a male?
Are you a female?
Do you love cute widdle puppies?

Yes

No

Possibly?


Did you register before 2008?

Did you register before 2004?

Do you have at least 3,000 posts?

No

No

No

[The Man]

Have you posted in the last year?

Have you won at least one Ciddie?

Do you have at least 2,000 posts?

[Criminally Vulgar]

Have you posted in the last year?

Have you won at least one Ciddie?

Do you have at least 2,000 posts?

Yes

No

No

You're so clinical. :|

[The Man]

If it works, it works :monster:

Have you been a member for at least two years?

Are you currently active?

Do you have a coloured custom title?

[Criminally Vulgar]

If it works, it works :monster:

Have you been a member for at least two years?

Are you currently active?

Do you have a coloured custom title?

No

Yes

No

[The Man]

Are you TrollHunter?

[Criminally Vulgar]

Yes

You should not feel happiness nor pride due to your mercenary tactics. :colbert: God hates you.

[The Man]

God most likely doesn't exist :monster:

[Criminally Vulgar]

Neither does your sense of cheer you funsponge.

I can't think of an entertaining question to not make me look like a hypocrite so :greenie:

[TrollHunter]

I had a feeling that was the answer, just thought itd be silly to guess that it was me.

[The Man]

:monster: usually means I'm being flippant, fyi. I come across as very droll if I don't use it, but some people don't know what it means when I use it so :monster:

[Quindiana Jones]

Oh god, now we don't have The Man to do all our work for us! :onoes:

Are you male?

Female?

Did you join before 2010?

[TrollHunter]

Have you won a ciddie in the past year?
Have you posted in the past month?
Are you active in EoFF?
Were you ever a member of staff?

[Raistlin]

Did you join before 2008?

2005?

2002?

[The Man]

Are you male? Yes

Female? No

Did you join before 2010? Yes

Have you won a ciddie in the past year? No

Have you posted in the past month? No

Are you active in EoFF? No

Were you ever a member of staff? Yes

Did you join before 2008? Yes

2005? Yes

2002? Yes

[Agent Proto]

Do you own a manly beard?

[Quindiana Jones]

Before 2000? :holmes:

Have you been on chat in the past year?

Did you obtain multiple staff titles?

[The Man]

Do you own a manly beard? No idea. Haven't spoken to the individual for like, nine years.

Before 2000? Not sure. If I had to guess, probably.

Have you been on chat in the past year? Not sure. If I had to guess, probably not.

Did you obtain multiple staff titles? Not sure. If I had to guess, probably.

[Agent Proto]

Were you an administrator at one point?

[The Man]

Were you an administrator at one point? Yes.

[Agent Proto]

Are you Scottie?

[The Man]

Are you Scottie? No.

[Agent Proto]

Are you Britt?

[The Man]

Are you Britt? Yep. Your turn.

[Raistlin]

Oh man, Britt. For the record, Britt registered in early 2000, coming over from tGA. And there's no way he ever had anything approaching a manly beard. :p

[The Man]

Yeah, I severely doubted he would ever had had a manly beard. Just didn't seem like him.

I'm surprised he registered as late as 2000, though. For some reason I thought he was one of the first people at the board.

Did he have more than one staff position or was he one of the people promoted straight to administrator? I seem to remember someone being immediately appointed administrator but I couldn't tell you who it was now.

[Agent Proto]

Yeah, I originally had RSL when I asked about the beard.

[Raistlin]

"Late as 2000"? xD This place was created in December of 1999. There wasn't much here pre-2000. And Britt was a CK first. He modded my FFT forum for a while when I moved to FF7 after we were temporarily forced back to individual forum mods with the old UBB software.

And I just realized that was over 12 years ago. My god I'm old.

[Agent Proto]

This game is turning into a "Guess that oldbie" game. xD

So... I guess it's my turn. Go for it.

[The Man]

Did the user in question register before 2006?

Are they male?

Have they been staff at EoFF?

[Agent Proto]

No
Yes
Yes

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you currently staff?

Have you posted in the last month?

Are you from the UK?

[Agent Proto]

No
Yes
No

[The Man]

Are you from the U.S.?

Have you ever been an administrator here?

Are you now or have you ever been staff at any spinoffs of EoFF?

[Agent Proto]

Yes
No
...I think so?

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you from Canada?

The rest of Europe?

Space?

[The Man]

Pr00t said he's from the U.S. :monster:

Were you a Cid's Knight?

Do you have at least 3,000 posts?

Did you register in the last three years?

[Agent Proto]

Are you from Canada?

The rest of Europe?

Space?

No
No
...Yes. :shifty:


Pr00t said he's from the U.S. :monster:

Were you a Cid's Knight?

Do you have at least 3,000 posts?

Did you register in the last three years?

Yes
Yes
No

[The Man]

Are you G13?

[Agent Proto]

Yes. That was easier than my last time, eh? :P

[The Man]

A bit. :smug:

By the time someone asks a question I should have settled on someone, so go ahead and start asking :monster:

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you male?

Do you presently live in your native country?

Are you from the United States?

[The Man]

Are you male? No.

Do you presently live in your native country? As far as I know, yes.

Are you from the United States? As far as I know, yes.

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you currently active?

Are you now or have you ever been active on LiveJournal?

Are you a massive pervert?

[The Man]

Are you currently active? No.

Are you now or have you ever been active on LiveJournal? Yes.

Are you a massive pervert? Depends on your definition of pervert, but quite possibly.

[Citizen Bleys]

Have you ever participated in tGA?

Were you referred to EoFF from another forum?

Is it likely that I've interacted with you outside of EoFF?

[The Man]

Have you ever participated in tGA? I don't know.

Were you referred to EoFF from another forum? I don't honestly know, but it is quite possible.

Is it likely that I've interacted with you outside of EoFF? Very.

[Citizen Bleys]

Have you ever posted a picture of a cock at EoFF?

Have you ever been falsely accused of posting a cock at EoFF?

Are you in any way associated with posting cock at EoFF?

[The Man]

If the user in question was in any way associated with posting cock on EoFF, I've heard nothing about it. This sounds like a story that I need to hear.

[Citizen Bleys]

Well, that rules out Quigoni, Krel, Kishi, and Doomgaze.

Does your username contain, or consist entirely of a nation that currently exists?

Were you a member of EoFF during the ezBoard era?

Are you now or have you ever been a member of Bastardly Productions? Better question: Do you know Sean Robinson?

[The Man]

All those people were already ruled out because the person I am thinking of is not male. Didn't I say that? I'm almost positive I said that.

Does your username contain, or consist entirely of a nation that currently exists? No.

Were you a member of EoFF during the ezBoard era? I am almost certain the answer is yes.

Do you know Sean Robinson? I'm not sure about in person, but e-know him, definitely.

[Citizen Bleys]

Edit: thought it was a man and I can't delet posts from forum runner. Pls hold

[Citizen Bleys]

Real questions: Have you ever been staff here?

Are you married?

Have you ever dated an EoFF admin?

[The Man]

Have you ever been staff here? Yes.

Are you married? Not sure. Possibly.

Have you ever dated an EoFF admin? Yes.

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you Asorie?

[The Man]

No.

I should clarify; the person I dated wasn't an admin at the time, but became admin later.

[Citizen Bleys]

So safe bet you weren't an ezBoarder.

Do you have an account on EoFF today?

Were you ever staff at the same time as me?

Are you Rubah?

[The Man]

So safe bet you weren't an ezBoarder. Dunno. Join date is listed as being in 2000 for whatever that's worth, though at least one of the people I've used in the past (Mäjken/Bastian/Doofhull) had a join date that had to be incorrect so I wouldn't put much stock in that.

Do you have an account on EoFF today? Yes.

Were you ever staff at the same time as me? Yes.

Are you Rubah? No.

[Citizen Bleys]

Do you have any children?

Were you staff during the 2005 April Fools clusterfrakk?

Are you still dating or married to the aforementioned male admin?

[The Man]

Do you have any children? No idea.

Were you staff during the 2005 April Fools clusterfrakk? That was "Monumental Breakdown in Staff Protocol", right? I don't think so. Scratch that, apparently I still was. I don't appear to have had much to do with the planning of it though.

Are you still dating or married to the aforementioned male admin? No.

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you Daryl?

Kalen (she was never staff but you might not know that)

Were you staff at the time I quit staff in October 2003?

[TrollHunter]

So, you guys having fun being the only 2 people still posting in the thread?

[Citizen Bleys]

We're just the only ones online and participating at this time

That and I have the perfect candidate so I really want to win this round

[The Man]

Are you Daryl? Yes. You're up.

I honestly thought you'd be guessing her almost immediately after asking the questions about LJ and being a massive pervert, but I guess being confused about the gender of the person I had picked can't have helped :p


We're just the only ones online and participating at this time
^. Also I'm heading off to bed, but I'll be back on after work tomorrow most likely :monster:

Now what was that story about somebody posting a penis, being falsely accused of posting a penis, or something else about? :monster:

[Citizen Bleys]

Like I just said in my previous edit, I already have someone in mind.

It's a bastardly choice so I might be a bit free with hints.

First hint: I have one trait that I do not, to my knowledge, share with any other EoFF'er so it's technically possible to identify me with one question, if you ask the right one, which I doubt anyone will.

EDIT: Re: penis: those questions were meant to flush out Quigoni, Krel, Kishi, and Doomgaze. If I'd read properly, only Quigoni qualified

EDIT2: Wait, which admin did Daryl date? Her only beau I know of is HPPH.

[The Man]

She dated Kishi for awhile, I'm pretty sure. I'm not sure if they ever dated in person or if it was just an online thing.

Will start with the questioning tomorrow

[Citizen Bleys]

Pretty sure the only EoFFer Kishi has ever dated is rubah

[The Man]

They might not have publicly revealed the fact that they dated, come to think of it. I don't know if it lasted for very long. I'm almost certain I remember him telling me that they dated for awhile though.

Anyway:

Have you been a member of EoFF for at least five years?

Do you have at least 2,000 posts here?

Are you now, or have you ever been, a staff member of EoFF?

[Citizen Bleys]

Have you been a member of EoFF for at least five years? No--and that question is very likely to lead you down a wrong road due to the nature of the aforementioned unique trait.

Do you have at least 2,000 posts here? No

Are you now, or have you ever been, a staff member of EoFF? No, but that's not my fault.

[The Man]

Does your account currently exist?

Has your registration date been changed?

Are you now, or have you ever been, staff at any of EoFF's spinoffs?

[Hollycat]

Wow, I know I missed ten years of this forum, but I can't believe you guys remember all this.

[Citizen Bleys]

Does your account currently exist? Yes

Has your registration date been changed? No

Are you now, or have you ever been, staff at any of EoFF's spinoffs? I'm pretty sure I have, but I couldn't name a specific one. Never mind, I was *definitely* an admin at an EoFF spinoff.

[Jiro]

Are you a second account of another member?

Are you a member of tGA?

Fuck I don't even know.

[The Man]

Were you staff at Aiyon?

Were you staff at FG?

Were you staff at God Hates Fraggles?

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you a second account of another member? No

Are you a member of tGA? Yes

smurf I don't even know. True

Were you staff at Aiyon? I don't know, but I doubt it

Were you staff at FG? I don't know, but I think so

Were you staff at God Hates Fraggles? Definitely not.

[The Man]

Have you been a member of FG since at least 2003?

Were you staff at FFL?

Do you have at least 1,000 posts here?

[Citizen Bleys]

Have you been a member of FG since at least 2003? That question cannot be accurately answered as worded. I am reasonably certain I was a member of FG at some point in 2003.

Were you staff at FFL?No.

Do you have at least 1,000 posts here? Counting pruned posts? Yes. My post count does not reflect this as shown in the present day.

EDIT: Y'know, I am no longer quite so sure I was even registered at FG. Couldn't find myself under any of the usual usernames, but FG culture promotes changing your username more often than you change your underwear so that doesn't really mean much.

[The Man]

Try searching the aka and/or formerly known as fields (http://fools-gold.org/forum/memberlist.php?do=search); that might help. And feel free to rephrase the above question as "Were you a member of FG in either 2002 or 2003" if that enables you to give a more accurate answer to the question.

And goddamn I'm running out of spinoffs to ask about. Or at least spinoffs that I remember.

Were you an admin at The Basement?

Were you an admin at ASC?

[Citizen Bleys]

Try searching the aka and/or formerly known as fields (http://fools-gold.org/forum/memberlist.php?do=search); that might help. And feel free to rephrase the above question as "Were you a member of FG in either 2002 or 2003" if that enables you to give a more accurate answer to the question.

No results. I was probably not registered there.

And goddamn I'm running out of spinoffs to ask about. Or at least spinoffs that I remember. Perhaps I should clarify so you don't waste so many questions and I haven't communicated clearly enough : I'm counting any forum with a sufficient number of EoFF'ers as a "spinoff" even if its inception was independent of EoFF; perhaps "affiliated" would be a better term. Bastardly Productions, for example, was created before EoFF but has a clear association through members such as myself, Chickencha, HPPH, and Acmlm who found EoFF through Bastardly. To forestall the inevitable question, I was never staff at Bastardly Productions.

Were you an admin at The Basement? No

Were you an admin at ASC? No

[The Man]

I can't think of many other pre-EoFF boards that had large numbers of EoFF members apart from FF:WA or Bastardly (in fact I didn't even know Bastardly predated EoFF until you mentioned it). It may be some message board I'd never heard of.

So.

Were you staff at FF:WA?

tGA?

I can't think of any others right now. I'll probably abandon this line of inquiry and try to come up with another. I guess I should probably come up with another clarification since the reference to pruned posts is making me wonder:

Did you initially register in the early days of the board - say, before 2003?

[Citizen Bleys]

Were you staff at FF:WA? Not to my knowledge

tGA? No

Did you initially register in the early days of the board - say, before 2003? Yes, but that's a wasted question since I'm pretty sure the need for pruning abated before I left staff--which was in 2003

EDIT: Realized that last answer was confusing -- the "I" in it was me as in Bleys, not me as in the mystery person.

[The Man]

I figured you had to have been an early member because of the pruning, but I wasn't sure because you said you hadn't been a member for over five years.

So, just to make sure:

Did you register in the early days of the board, then have your account deleted?

If so, do you have an account now?

[Citizen Bleys]

Did you register in the early days of the board, then have your account deleted?
No.

If so, do you have an account now?
Does my account exist? Yes. Do I have it? Debatable.

[The Man]

Has your account been wrested from your control?

[Citizen Bleys]

Has your account been wrested from your control?
No. I'm pretty sure if that had ever happened in EoFF's history it would be common knowledge by now.

[The Man]

Are you now, or have you ever been, a Recognized Member at EoFF?

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party Recognized Member at EoFF?
No, I have not.

[The Man]

Are you a person I am likely to have interacted with during my history at EoFF?

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you a person I am likely to have interacted with during my history at EoFF?

I don't know for sure. Probably, though.

[The Man]

Have you won any Ciddies?

Have you logged in at some point in the five past years?

Are you at least 28 years old?

[Citizen Bleys]

Have you won any Ciddies?
I don't know, there have been too many Ciddies for me to keep track of that.


Have you logged in at some point in the five past years?
I have not had the ability to do so.


Are you at least 28 years old?
That question cannot be answered as phrased.

((You seem to be getting ever closer to the one question that could identify me without asking any other questions))

[The Man]

Are you a second account?

If so, are you Stuffed Regis?

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you a second account?
No


If so, are you Stuffed Regis?
No, nor his predecessor Stuffed Tyler, nor any other fictional creature. Wrong train of thought there.

[The Man]

Are you still alive?

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you still alive?
No.

[The Man]

Are you Rei (aka Dew Drop, Tiffiekins, Mederu, a bunch of other names I've forgotten)?

[Jiro]

:( Owen Macwere?

[The Man]

I don't even know who that is.

If it's Rei, she was admin at FFR, which I completely forgot was a spinoff of EoFF. Mostly because I'm staff there and it's dead.

She also did have an FG account (http://fools-gold.org/forum/member.php?u=83), but never posted much (in fact I think all her posts were imported from LFF).

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you Rei (aka Dew Drop, Tiffiekins, Mederu, a bunch of other names I've forgotten)?

Correct. I think you've earned this.




If it's Rei, she was admin at FFR, which I completely forgot was a spinoff of EoFF. Mostly because I'm staff there and it's dead.

FFR still exists?

[The Man]

For a very loose definition of the word "exists". It gets maybe ten posts per month. Everyone who was posting there regularly stopped doing so, and it's been sold so many times I have no idea who the owner even is or how to contact them.

Anyway, I guess I should pick someone now. Start asking questions and when I settle on someone I'll answer them.

[Raistlin]

Are you male?

Did you register before 2005?

Have you ever been on staff?

[The Man]

Are you male? Yes.

Did you register before 2005? Yes.

Have you ever been on staff? I don't think so, but I'm not 100% sure.

[Citizen Bleys]

Do you spell words correctly, or the American way?

[Jiro]

I don't even know who that is.


Dude it's Owen. Anyway.

Also yeah, FFR still exists. It threatened to invade us earlier this year ;)

[The Man]

Oh man, I remember that now. That was back when FFR still had some activity.

Do you spell words correctly, or the American way? Appears to be the American way :monster:

Sorry it took me so long to notice that question btw :monster:

[Jiro]

Are you a currently active member?

Have you posted in Bleys' recent feedback thread?

[The Man]

Are you a currently active member? For a certain definition of "active". I still post, but not anywhere near as often as I used to.

Have you posted in Bleys' recent feedback thread? I don't believe so.