Guess Who (EoFF Members)

[Quindiana Jones]

Ok, go.

Bonus for hilarious/specific/hilariously specific questions.

EDIT: Rule: Don't make it obscure as buggery. I leave it to your own intuition what obscurity means. As a general rule however, if you decide upon a person by searching through the Member List, then your answer is obscure as buggery. xD

Also, The Man gets 1,500 points for almost demonic perseverance and almost god-like patience.

[Jiro]

You picked the obvious person first, didn't you?

Quin you're a smurfing noob. get out of town. go to china. just do it. have a magnificent life in mystical countries. you pervert. goddammit

[Jinx]

Am I male?

Do I act like an adult?

Am I from the UK?

[Quindiana Jones]

Yes.

Sometimes.

No. (HAHA FUCK YOU JIRO YOU BOGAN)

[Jinx]

Am I tall?

Am I from Europe?

Am I a :bou::bou::bou::bou: to everyone?

[Quindiana Jones]

Hm. I dunno.

Nope!

Nope!

[Jinx]

Am I Australian?

Am I handsome?

Am I American?

[Quindiana Jones]

No.

You bitch. xD

Yes.

[Hollycat]

Do I collect things?
Do I live in a place cowboys come from?
Is there a Dohnny Johns right across the street from where I live?

[Jinx]

Am I from the West Coast?

Does Tifa's Boobs make inappropriate comments at me?

Am I from the East Coast?

[Tigmafuzz]

Is my post count less than 4,000?

Is my post count less than 8,000?

Do I prefer space to the ocean?

[Quindiana Jones]

Do I collect things?
Do I live in a place cowboys come from?
Is there a Dohnny Johns right across the street from where I live?

I dunno.
I'm not sure, but it'll be nearby, I imagine.
I... was ist das?


Am I from the West Coast?

Does Tifa's Boobs make inappropriate comments at me?

Am I from the East Coast?

No!
You make inappropriate comments at everyone, you beast.
No!


Is my post count less than 4,000?

Is my post count less than 8,000?

Do I prefer space to the ocean?

No.

No.

Ocean.

[Jinx]

Am I Bunny? :)

[Quindiana Jones]

Nope! :bigsmile:

[Jinx]

Am I Proots?

Am I Boko?

[Quindiana Jones]

Bingo! Proto it is. I thought it was appropriate, as he was my inspiration xD.

Your turn, Sam.

[Jinx]

OKAY GUYS GO :D

[Hollycat]

Are you female?
Are you American?
Are you currently active?

[Jinx]

Are you female? No.
Are you American? Yes.
Are you currently active? Yes.

[Night Fury]

Are you from San Diego?

Are you hawt?

Do you have a beard?

[Jinx]

Are you from San Diego?

Are you hawt?

Do you have a beard?

None of the above.

[Night Fury]

Damnit there goes my guess out the window.

Are you married?

Are you in a relationship at all?


Hold up, are you Weimar? xD

[Jinx]

Damnit there goes my guess out the window.

Are you married? No.

Are you in a relationship at all? No.


Hold up, are you Weimar? xD

[Jinx]

Yes, I'm Weimar. xD


Also, no editing for my questions. :colbert:

[Night Fury]

RIGHT! I got one!

[Jinx]

Is is Shorty?

Is it Rantz?

Are you attracted to this person?

[Quindiana Jones]

Are you male?

Are you active?

Did you join before 2010?

[Night Fury]

Is is Shorty? no

Is it Rantz? no

Are you attracted to this person? dunno what they look like


Are you male? No

Are you active? Yes-ish

Did you join before 2010? Yes

[Jinx]

Are you staff?

Do you post in EoEO?

Are you a :bou::bou::bou::bou: to everyone?

[Night Fury]

Are you staff? I am not

Do you post in EoEO? Occasionally

Are you a :bou::bou::bou::bou: to everyone? No, I'm lovely.

[Jinx]

Do you have a high post count?

Are you shion?

[Night Fury]

Do you have a high post count? Not for the time I have been here

Are you shion? I am not

[Jinx]

Are you Nikki?

Do you go into #eoff?

Are you Shauna?

[Night Fury]

Are you Nikki?

Do you go into #eoff?

Are you Shauna?

Yes, I am indeed Nikki!

:love:

[Jinx]

Okay, y'all.

[Hollycat]

Are they active?
Are they male?
Have they posted in this thread?

[Jinx]

Are they active? No.
Are they male? Yes.
Have they posted in this thread? No.

[Hollycat]

Have they posted in the last month?

[Jinx]

Have they posted in the last month? Nope.

[Criminally Vulgar]

did you join before 2008?

are you banned?

ever been on staff?

[Jinx]

did you join before 2008? Yes.

are you banned? Yes.

ever been on staff? No.

[Criminally Vulgar]

ever go on chat?

from the uk?

[Jinx]

ever go on chat? Yes.

from the uk? Yes.

[Criminally Vulgar]

i don't know who it could be.

[Shorty]

are you demonduuuude

(I dunno where he's from)

[Jinx]

I am. :)

Someone needs to unban him. And he needs to get back in chat. :colbert:

[Quindiana Jones]

Was just about to say dd. xD

[Shorty]

k have someone ready go :excited:

[Criminally Vulgar]

are you a man?

are you on staff?

do you frequent chat?

[Shorty]

Yes
Yes
No (because he is an assface)

[Jinx]

G13.

[Criminally Vulgar]

^ :mad2:

[Shorty]

He's not on staff, silly!

but no.

[Criminally Vulgar]

are you from the uk?

us?

bit of a twat?

[Jinx]

Oh. *shrug*

Hux.

[Shorty]

ding ding ding :love:

[Jinx]

OKAY GUYS :D

[Criminally Vulgar]

are you from the uk?

us?

bit of a twat?

[Jinx]

are you from the uk?

us?

bit of a twat?

No
Yes
Definitely yes

[Criminally Vulgar]

male or female?

frequent chat?

wobbly bum?

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you male?

Did you join before 2007?

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

EDIT: holy crap fast paced thread

[Jinx]

male or female? Male.

frequent chat? No.

wobbly bum? No.

Yes or no questions. :colbert:

[Criminally Vulgar]

they're closed questions you pedant.

[Citizen Bleys]

My questions are yes or no questions, and you didn't answer them, Unne.

[Quindiana Jones]

Are you going to answer Bleys' question?

Does that count towards my question count?


Have I just wasted a turn?

[Jinx]

Are you male? Yes.

Did you join before 2007? Yes.

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party? Most likely.

EDIT: holy crap fast paced thread

[Criminally Vulgar]

The Man

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party? Most likely.


You are The Man. I know because I'm the one who enrolled you in the Communist Party.

[Jinx]

I'm not The Man.

[Criminally Vulgar]

Raistlin

[Jinx]

Nope.

[Criminally Vulgar]

Do you post in eoeo a lot?

member of staff?

[Jinx]

Do you post in eoeo a lot? no.

member of staff? no.

[Criminally Vulgar]

i am going to get to the bottom of this

do you post much?

is your avatar of a person?

have you posted today?

[Citizen Bleys]

Melenkurion abatha!

You're not me, are you?

[Jinx]

i am going to get to the bottom of this

do you post much? No.

is your avatar of a person? Yes.

have you posted today? No.


Melenkurion abatha!

You're not me, are you? N.

[Citizen Bleys]

Have you ever been a member of the staff?

Do you appear on the Triple Triad leader board?

Have you ever won a Ciddie?

[Criminally Vulgar]

does your avatar have the colour green in it?

blue?

do you have an avatar?

[Jinx]

Have you ever been a member of the staff? No.

Do you appear on the Triple Triad leader board? No.

Have you ever won a Ciddie? Yes. (Well, I assume.)


does your avatar have the colour green in it? Yes.

blue? No.

do you have an avatar? Yuh.

[Criminally Vulgar]

ncg/table leg

pete for pres

do you have 1000+ posts?

[Laddy]

Are you manly?
Are you from a major city?
Are you known for being handsome?

[Jinx]

ncg/table leg Nu

pete for pres Nu

do you have 1000+ posts? Yes.


Are you manly? No.

Are you from a major city? No.

Are you known for being handsome? No.

[Criminally Vulgar]

are you banned?

[Jinx]

are you banned? Yes.

[Criminally Vulgar]

sylvie

[Jinx]

sylvie


Aye.

[Criminally Vulgar]

:)

my turn!!

[Quindiana Jones]

Are you male?

Are you banned?

Did you join before 2010?

[Criminally Vulgar]

Are you male?

Are you banned?

Did you join before 2010?

no

no

no

[Jinx]

Are you me?

[Criminally Vulgar]

no

[Jinx]

Lockharted?

Millie?

[Criminally Vulgar]

no

no

[Goldenboko]

Zergz?

[Criminally Vulgar]

no :kakapo:

[Jinx]

Foob.

[Criminally Vulgar]

Foob.

no :)

[Goldenboko]

are you yourself?

[Jinx]

Am I pretty?

Do I post often?

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you a currently active member?

Are you now or have you ever been on staff?

Do you drink?

[Criminally Vulgar]

are you yourself?

no


Am I pretty?

Do I post often?

yes! :D

(real answer: dunno lol)

no

[Criminally Vulgar]

Are you a currently active member?

Are you now or have you ever been on staff?

Do you drink?

no

no

no

[Rantz]

Are you a second account?

Do you look good in scarves?

[Criminally Vulgar]

Are you a second account?

Do you look good in scarves?

no

no

(HAR HAR)

[Jinx]

SHION

[Criminally Vulgar]

no

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you jenovajunkie?

[Criminally Vulgar]

Are you jenovajunkie?

no

[Sephex]

no?

[The Man]

Did you join before 2010?

Do you have more than 2,000 posts?

Are you American?

[Criminally Vulgar]

no?

yes


Did you join before 2010?

Do you have more than 2,000 posts?

Are you American?

no

no

no

[Cuchulainn]

Have you met Jimmy Saville?

[Criminally Vulgar]

yes

[Clo]

Are you a douche-canoe?

[Criminally Vulgar]

no

[Clo]

Now, I don't believe that for a second.

[The Man]

Did you join in 2010?

Did you join in 2011?

Do you have at least 1,000 posts?

[Criminally Vulgar]

no

no

no

[Hollycat]

Does your username start with E?

[The Man]

Do you have at least 500 posts?

Do you have between 250 and 500 posts?

Did you join before June 2012?

[Laddy]

Are you Tifa's Boobs?

Are you Lockharted?

Are you milliegoesbeep?

[Criminally Vulgar]

no

no

no

:(

@ THE MAN!

[Criminally Vulgar]

Are you Tifa's Boobs?

Are you Lockharted?

Are you milliegoesbeep?

no

no

no

[The Man]

Did you join between June 1 and August 31, 2012?

Have you posted in the last three months?

Have you posted in the last month?

[Laddy]

Are you incredibly obscure?

[Hollycat]

Are you a bot?

[Criminally Vulgar]

Did you join between June 1 and August 31, 2012?

Have you posted in the last three months?

Have you posted in the last month?


Are you incredibly obscure?


Are you a bot?

yes

no

no

maybe a bit dunno

no

[The Man]

Did you join in June?

Did you join in July?

Do you have at least 100 posts?

[Criminally Vulgar]

Did you join in June?

Did you join in July?

Do you have at least 100 posts?

yes

no

no

[The Man]

Did you join in the first half of June?

Do you have at least 50 posts?

Do you have at least 25 posts?

[Criminally Vulgar]

Did you join in the first half of June?

Do you have at least 50 posts?

Do you have at least 25 posts?

no

no

no

[The Man]

Does your username start with a capital letter?

Does your username begin with the letters A through M?

Do you have at least 10 posts?

[Criminally Vulgar]

Does your username start with a capital letter?

Does your username begin with the letters A through M?

Do you have at least 10 posts?

yes

no

no

[The Man]

Do you have any posts at all?

Do you have at least 5 posts?

Does your username begin with the letters N through S?

[Criminally Vulgar]

Do you have any posts at all?

Do you have at least 5 posts?

Does your username begin with the letters N through S?

no

no

no

[The Man]

Does your username begin with the letters T or U?

V or W?

Does your username even begin with a letter?

[Criminally Vulgar]

first one.

[The Man]

Does your name begin with a T?

Do you have any numbers in your name?

Is the second letter of your username something from a through m inclusive?

[Criminally Vulgar]

Does your name begin with a T?

Do you have any numbers in your name?

Is the second letter of your username something from a through m inclusive?

yes

yes

yes

[The Man]

Terminator1928?

Thecloudyday89?

[Rantz]

Think you got it with #2 there, champ!

[The Man]

It has to be one or the other. There are no other users (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/list/t1.html?pp=60&sort=username&order=asc&postsupper=1&joindateafter=2012-05-30&joindatebefore=2012-07-01) who fit the answers to all of the questions that have been asked.

Which leads me to wonder how the smurf we were supposed to guess the identity of someone who never posted except without asking arbitrarily specific questions like the ones I asked.

[Jinx]

Omg, it's the second one. xD

[Quindiana Jones]

Updating first post. xD

[Citizen Bleys]

There goes my plan to use someone from waaaaay back that hardly anyone remembers, like Melted Snowman, Miriamel, or Bossker (even though none of them were obscure in their time)

[Jiro]

Obscurity is great.

[Rantz]

Don't be rude, Thecloudyday89 is a legend in her own right. :heart:

[Criminally Vulgar]

Sarah is active, she just doesn't go to the forums much because she's better than that. When she wins best member you will see.

go on then.

[The Man]

Sarah is active, she just doesn't go to the forums much at all, apparently because she's better than that.FTFY. Also is your name a Smiths quote?


There goes my plan to use someone from waaaaay back that hardly anyone remembers, like Melted Snowman, Miriamel, or Bossker (even though none of them were obscure in their time)Yeah I was thinking of using someone like Spatvark or Sugpo that only like five people here (Bleys, BooB, Proto (who hates these games), WesLY, me) would know. Guess that won't happen now :monster: Maybe we should limit it to people who have been active on the forums recently? xD

Anyway I'm making a decision now, although you probably shouldn't expect any answers in the near future because I have to be at work in two hours and haven't been able to sleep yet :monster:

[Criminally Vulgar]

FTFY. Also is your name a Smiths quote?


yesssssssss :kakapo:

[Jiro]

Are you a smurfing male

Are you older than 25

Does your username contain any numbers

[Quindiana Jones]

To be frank, I don't consider those folks obscure. I'd use Spatvark. Not that I'm going to now :shifty:. Like I said, if you have to look someone up on the member's list, they're probably obscure. Additionally, if they have, like, four posts: obscure. xD

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you now or have you ever been a staff member?

Have you ever run your own message board outside EoFF?

If so, does that board still exist? (Not asking if it's active, mind you; if it hasn't had a post in years but you could post there right now, it exists)

[Tigmafuzz]

To be frank, I don't consider those folks obscure. I'd use Spatvark. Not that I'm going to now :shifty:. Like I said, if you have to look someone up on the member's list, they're probably obscure. Additionally, if they have, like, four posts: obscure. xD

That's who I was going to use if I ever won a round :( stupid busy real world life :crying:

[Clo]

Do less obscure ones. I don't know these people!

[The Man]

Are you a smurfing male? Smurfing yes.

Are you older than 25 No.

Does your username contain any numbers No.

Are you now or have you ever been a staff member? Yes.

Have you ever run your own message board outside EoFF? Yes.

If so, does that board still exist? (Not asking if it's active, mind you; if it hasn't had a post in years but you could post there right now, it exists) Looks like it.

[Jiro]

Are you UNNE

[Agent Proto]

Are you Raistlin

[The Man]

pr00t got it. You're up.

I probably shouldn't have chosen someone so obvious but I wasn't expecting the message board question to come up so quickly.

[Agent Proto]

Okay. I'm up. Go for it guys.

[Criminally Vulgar]

male?

ever been on staff?

win a ciddie in june?

[Agent Proto]

No
No
No

[NorthernChaosGod]

Have you ever won a ciddie?

Did you join before 2010?

Are you currently active?

[Night Fury]

ARE YOU ME?

[Agent Proto]

Have you ever won a ciddie?

Did you join before 2010?

Are you currently active?

No
Yes
No (I should pester her to come back though!)

Lockharted: NO! :glare:

[The Man]

Have you been active in the last two years?

Do you have at least 2,000 posts?

Are you a Recognized Member?

[Agent Proto]

No
No
No

[The Man]

Have you posted in the last four years?

Have you posted in the last six years?

Do you have at least 1,000 posts?

[Agent Proto]

Yes
Yes
Yes

[drotato]

Jojee maybe?

[The Man]

She has way more than 2,000 posts.

I can't think of anything else to ask right now that isn't stupid username questions like the last time I won this thing.

[Agent Proto]

That twerp? xD No.

[Evastio]

Are you Dixie?

[Agent Proto]

No.

[The Man]

Are you at least 20 years old?

Have you been a member for at least three years?

At least six?

[Jiro]

Are you scrumpleberry?

[Agent Proto]

Are you at least 20 years old?

Have you been a member for at least three years?

At least six?

Yes
Yes
Yes

Jiro: No.

[The Man]

Have you posted in the last three years?

Are you at least 25 years old?

[Agent Proto]

Yes
No

[Unbreakable Will]

Are you Rye?

[Jiro]

Are you Rye?

I believe Rye has won Ciddies though!

[Agent Proto]

Rye was also on staff at one point. :p So no to Will. :p

[Unbreakable Will]

trout, why can't I pay atten...

Edit: Christmas?

[Agent Proto]

No. She won multiple Ciddies at one point. :p

[Raistlin]

Did you register in the last 7 years?

Last 10 years?

[Agent Proto]

Yes.
No.

[Raistlin]

I just realized that my questions were worded terribly, so I'm going to assume you answered in a way which gave your answers any relevance at all, which means that she registered within the past 7 years.

[Agent Proto]

Yes, that would be correct.

Of course, both would have been yes, but I decided to make it so that it asked if she registered on 2005 or later for the first question, and before 2005 for the second.

[The Man]

Since no one else is bothering I might as well throw in some more questions.

At least 22 years old?

At least 1,500 posts?

Have you been a member for at least eight years?

[Agent Proto]

Yes
Yes
No

[The Man]

At least 23 years old?

At least 24?

Ever run your own message board?

[Agent Proto]

No to all.

[The Man]

At least 1,667 posts?

At least 1,883?

Ever been staff at an EoFF spinoff message board?

[Agent Proto]

No
No
I don't think so.

[Hollycat]

Is it Raisins?

[Agent Proto]

Raisins?

RAISINS?

Who the hell is that?

No, it's not.

[Raistlin]

Does your username start with A-H?

I-R?

S-Z?

[Agent Proto]

No
Yes
No

[The Man]

I-K?

L-N?

O-Q?

[Agent Proto]

No
No
No.

:)

[Citizen Bleys]

Is your name Conrad?

Is your name Harry?

Perhaps your name is Rumpelstiltskin?

[Agent Proto]

...No

[Goldenboko]

Dear participants,
Y U MAKE GAME OBSCURE?

[The Man]

Are you Raven Nox?

[Hollycat]

Are you raven riley?
Are you the Raisinator?
Are you Rantz?

[Agent Proto]

Are you raven riley?
Are you the Raisinator?
Are you Rantz?
No.
Probably male.
Male.

The person is female, HC.


Are you Raven Nox?

Yes!

[Hollycat]

I had the raven part right.

[Agent Proto]

Doesn't matter. Aaron had it before you posted.

[The Man]

Right, time to select someone slightly more obscure than WesLY this time.

[Hollycat]

Are they female?
Are they active often?
Do they have a picture of themselves as their profile pic?

[The Man]

Are they female? No
Are they active often? No
Do they have a picture of themselves as their profile pic? No

[Agent Proto]

Did he register on or after 2005?
Did he register before 2005?

[The Man]

Before.

[Quindiana Jones]

Are you a Russian mountain cat?

Would you like a less ridiculous question?

Are you male? :shifty:

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you now or have you ever been staff at EoFF?

Are you now or have you ever been staff at FG?

Are you banned from EoFF?

[The Man]

Are you now or have you ever been staff at EoFF? Yes.

Are you now or have you ever been staff at FG? Yes.

Are you banned from EoFF? No.

Are you a Russian mountain cat? No.

Would you like a less ridiculous question? No.

Are you male? Yes.

[Citizen Bleys]

Were you on staff at EoFF at the same time as me at any point?

[I Took the Red Pill]

Have you posted in the last month?

Does your username start with A-L?

Are you DK?

[The Man]

Were you on staff at EoFF at the same time as me at any point? Yes.

Have you posted in the last month? No.

Does your username start with A-L? Yes.

Are you DK? No.

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you Kishi?

[The Man]

Are you Kishi? No.

[Citizen Bleys]

Big D?

eestlinc? (He wasn't actually EoFF staff at the same time as me, but one could be forgiven for misremembering that, just as I have a hard time remembering who was on staff at FG)

[The Man]

No to both. I don't think either of them were ever actually FG staff, unfortunately.

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you from the UK?

The US?

Did you leave staff prior to January 1, 2005? Better question: Are you still staff today?

[Raistlin]

Have you posted within the last year?

Two years?

Were you on EoFF staff for more than one year?

[The Man]

Are you from the UK? No.

The US? Yes.

Are you still staff today? No.

Have you posted within the last year? No.

Two years? No.

Were you on EoFF staff for more than one year? I'm not sure, but I think so.

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you Big Ogre Umaro?

[The Man]

Are you Big Ogre Umaro? No.

[Citizen Bleys]

Do you and I get along?

[The Man]

Do you and I get along? I'm not sure. I don't know if the two of us have even talked in years.

[Citizen Bleys]

Was there a time that we didn't get along?

[The Man]

Was there a time when we didn't get along? I (Aaron) think so, but I (Aaron) have never really been sure what happened, and I'm not certain if my recollections are accurate because I can't really remember any of the details.

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you Endless?

[The Man]

Are you Endless? Nope.

I should probably drop a hint. All the answers I have given are true now, but a rather important one wasn't true at the time this person was staff.

[Jiro]

Rydia of Mist.

[The Man]

Got it. That clue probably made it too obvious but oh well.

[Citizen Bleys]

Majken is not a man

[The Man]

Was not. Then this happened (http://fools-gold.org/forum/showthread.php?t=19114).

Might have been a bit of a difficult or even sadistic choice since I'm not sure how many people on EoFF even knew that was a thing that happened. I don't think he ever brought it up here.

[Citizen Bleys]

Wow. My mind is officially blown.

[Jiro]

In order to help you cope with this revelation, Citizen Bleys, you can take this turn.

[Citizen Bleys]

In order to help you cope with this revelation, Citizen Bleys, you can take this turn.

Can't think of anyone, eh?

I've got someone. Go ahead.

[Jiro]

I can think of plenty of people, but I don't want the responsibility of being here to answer questions at this variable time in my week!

Are you a male?

Have you ever been on staff?

Is your join date pre-2005?

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you a male? Yes

Have you ever been on staff? Yes

Is your join date pre-2005? Yes

[Jiro]

Do you have greater than 10,000 posts?

Are you currently on staff?

Have you ever won Best Member in the Ciddies?

[Citizen Bleys]

Do you have greater than 10,000 posts? No

Are you currently on staff? No

Have you ever won Best Member in the Ciddies? I don't think so. God, I hope not. Is there a quick reference for previous Ciddies winners so I can confirm this?

[Jiro]

It doesn't matter either way. I'll get better questions.

Are you chickencha?

No idea why I picked that name out of nowhere. Let's try and narrow it down some more.

Were you ever an Administrator?

[Citizen Bleys]

Are you chickencha? No

Were you ever an Administrator? *bursts out laughing* Well, that would be one way to disprove the existence of a kind and loving God. Nay, I was never an Administrator.

[The Man]

Do you have at least 5,000 posts?

Did you join before 2002?

Did you leave staff before 2007? (If you can't remember exactly when, a guess as to whether this is in the right time range will do fine)

[Citizen Bleys]

Do you have at least 5,000 posts? No

Did you join before 2002? Yes

Did you leave staff before 2007? Yes

[Criminally Vulgar]

Wyllius? (idk who that is, I'm browsing the archive).

Do you have over 100 usernotes?