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Citizen Bleys
10-18-2012, 06:02 PM
Your mother is so fat, she produces gravimetric distortions significant enough in magnitude to enable localized time travel.

Go!

Quindiana Jones
10-18-2012, 06:27 PM
FUCKING.

EXPLAIN.

YOUR GAMES.

YOU :bou::bou::bou::bou:S.

Citizen Bleys
10-18-2012, 07:35 PM
Let me google that for you (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=the+dozens)

Quindiana Jones
10-18-2012, 10:24 PM
I thought I was playing already? :D

Hollycat
10-18-2012, 10:25 PM
Your mother is so fat, she produces gravimetric distortions significant enough in magnitude to enable localized time travel.

Go!

You smell like buns.

The Man
10-18-2012, 10:28 PM
Yo mama so massive, she has her own event horizon.

Citizen Bleys
10-19-2012, 06:22 AM
Your mother is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

WildRaubtier
10-19-2012, 06:51 AM
yo momma so old, they keep discovering new evidence of her in the fossil record every year

I Took the Red Pill
10-19-2012, 07:06 AM
Your momma's so slow her de Broglie wavelength is measurable on a macroscopic scale

shamelessly stolen

Quindiana Jones
10-19-2012, 02:54 PM
Your mother's IQ is the intellectual equivalent of absolute zero. 37581

NeoCracker
10-19-2012, 03:47 PM
Yo mamma so poor, when I stepped on a cigarrete she said 'who turned off the heat?'

The Man
10-19-2012, 03:51 PM
Yo mama so fat, when she travels, the tides change.

Hollycat
10-19-2012, 04:00 PM
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/8/aLUCpNipT0-zx9eukdKPKA2.gif

NeoCracker
10-19-2012, 04:01 PM
Oh yeah? Well the Sine of your penis approximately equals your penis.

Night Fury
10-19-2012, 05:02 PM
I always enjoyed this one;

Yo mamma so old she has Jesus in her yearbook.

Tigmafuzz
10-31-2012, 09:41 AM
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Oh yeah? Well your mom's so old, her memory was stored in a Williams-Kilburn tube.

Quindiana Jones
10-31-2012, 03:55 PM
I just want to say that Betelgeuse is one of my favourite stars.