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Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 02:08 PM
#1 - BoB casts Silence on Troll

NeoCracker
10-19-2012, 02:19 PM
*Has the Loudmouth Skill*

#2 Giant weapons help compensate for gamers tiny penis's. :smug:

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 02:20 PM
#3 - Esuna. Finally, a cure for the common cold.

Shauna
10-19-2012, 02:24 PM
#4 - Campfires made easy with a fire spell

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 02:26 PM
#5 - Campfires put out easily with a Water spell (just to annoy Shauna every time she makes a campfire).

Goldenboko
10-19-2012, 02:27 PM
6# - Teleport.

Shauna
10-19-2012, 02:28 PM
>:{

#7 - No more worries about being out of ice!

Goldenboko
10-19-2012, 02:30 PM
#8 - Chocobo transport means an end to global warming!

Faris
10-19-2012, 02:31 PM
#9 Other than a few exceptions, no matter what you do or how you run out of health, you will never stay dead.

Fynn
10-19-2012, 02:32 PM
#9 Other than a few exceptions, no matter what you do or how you run out of health, you will never stay dead.

#10 Unless your death is plot-relevant :D

Slothy
10-19-2012, 02:32 PM
#11: Vanish/Doom. Do I really need to elaborate?

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 02:33 PM
#12 - Chocobos!

Rantz
10-19-2012, 02:34 PM
#13 Never have to waste time going to the bathroom

Faris
10-19-2012, 02:34 PM
#14 Huge monsters are at your disposal without having to carry or be limited to 6 balls.

Shauna
10-19-2012, 02:34 PM
#15: Only real decision that needs to be made in your life is which class you want to be

Fynn
10-19-2012, 02:34 PM
#16: If you don't want to take someone with you, you can just say your party is full.

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 02:37 PM
#13 Never have to waste time going to the bathroom
#XIII-2 - Unless, of course, there's a treasure chest in there.

Unbreakable Will
10-19-2012, 02:37 PM
#17 Need money? Go outside town and kill shit.

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 02:38 PM
#13 Never have to waste time going to the bathroom
#XIII-2 - Unless, of course, there's a treasure chest in there.
#XIII-3: Loony BoB Returns - Oh, and if it's someone else's bathroom, who cares!? i'm in ur house, takin ur stuff

Weimar Pluto Knight VII
10-19-2012, 02:39 PM
18 This is just ff2 but if you set yourself on fire enough times, you'll be stronger and your fires will be larger.

Faris
10-19-2012, 02:39 PM
#19 Did the wrong thing? Failed a test? Lost something you needed later? That's okay, there are save points!

Fynn
10-19-2012, 02:40 PM
#20 The older you get, the better your magic stat! However, your str stat lowers :(

Goldenboko
10-19-2012, 02:41 PM
#21 You can just walk in straight lines! All the time!

Shauna
10-19-2012, 02:41 PM
#22: If you want to wear half full length trousers, half shorts - go for it! Nobody will judge you for your choice in attire.

Edge7
10-19-2012, 02:42 PM
Unless you're Tellah.

23- Sleeping cures any fatal poisoning or injury you might have.

Fynn
10-19-2012, 02:42 PM
#24 Crystals make everything better!

Edge: I believe that is EXACTLY what happens to Tellah. I meant magic power, not MP.

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 02:43 PM
#20-something: Livin' it up in hotels all your life.

Edge7
10-19-2012, 02:43 PM
26 Whales make space travel easy and cost-efficient!

Weimar Pluto Knight VII
10-19-2012, 02:44 PM
27. Wanna learn how to do something? Just cast accumulate over and over again. (FF tactics)

Shauna
10-19-2012, 02:44 PM
#28: Blindness can be easily cured with some simple eye drops.

Fynn
10-19-2012, 02:44 PM
#29: Train in the mountains long enough and you can SUPLEX A GODDAMN TRAIN! :eek:

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 02:45 PM
#21 You can just walk in straight lines! All the time!
21, continued: Brilliant for when cops want to test how drunk you are.

Weimar Pluto Knight VII
10-19-2012, 02:46 PM
30 Want a better job? Just get a rats tail and give it to a dragon.

Nightsintodreams
10-19-2012, 02:46 PM
31 Moogles.

/thread

Faris
10-19-2012, 02:47 PM
27. Wanna learn how to do something? Just cast accumulate over and over again. (FF tactics)

#31 You can become the dark knight.

Fynn
10-19-2012, 02:47 PM
#32: Airships anyone can pilot.

Nightsintodreams
10-19-2012, 02:48 PM
33 The ability to lug around lots, and LOTS of gear without any slowdown or struggling.

Fynn
10-19-2012, 02:48 PM
#34 Convenient amnesia.

Edge7
10-19-2012, 02:50 PM
35 Convenient return of memory

Weimar Pluto Knight VII
10-19-2012, 02:51 PM
36 If you're about to get attacked just become a dragoon and jump in the air. Not even a meteor can hurt you now. Or hide like Edward.

Fynn
10-19-2012, 03:03 PM
#37 You can breathe on the moon!

Nightsintodreams
10-19-2012, 03:06 PM
#38

The leading ladies of the series.

Weimar Pluto Knight VII
10-19-2012, 03:06 PM
39. If someone attacks you enough and you get mad, even if you have 1hp left you can attack them lots with your sword or set off lots of explosions.

Nightsintodreams
10-19-2012, 03:09 PM
#40 Anything can be solved with a combination of an Elixir and Fenix Down.

Slothy
10-19-2012, 03:12 PM
#41: Dinosaurs (often) still roam the Earth. In some cases, they're kept in schools for "training purposes."

Nightsintodreams
10-19-2012, 03:14 PM
#42.

Chocobo inbreeding creates the best racers in the land.

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 03:28 PM
W-43 - W-Item glitching to duplicate items!
W-43 - Broken a leg? No worries, the worse your health is, the stronger you become. Just cast Aura and you'll be jumping around on that broken leg doing all kind of crazy attacks capable of destroying even the strongest of enemies.

Night Fury
10-19-2012, 03:36 PM
43. Being able to summon DEMONS OF HELL.

Goldenboko
10-19-2012, 03:39 PM
44. Not needing hair gel!

Fynn
10-19-2012, 03:44 PM
#45 Magic lamps have TEH DEVIL IN THEM!

Night Fury
10-19-2012, 03:44 PM
46. Making money from attacking monsters

G13
10-19-2012, 03:44 PM
#47 Gravity defying boobs!

Night Fury
10-19-2012, 03:46 PM
48. Wearing minimal clothing if you're a girl IS AS GOOD AS wearing armour in battle!

Jinx
10-19-2012, 03:51 PM
49. You never have to wash you clothes, and you only need one outfit.

Axem Titanium
10-19-2012, 03:51 PM
50. All your friends follow you around right behind you. They're such nice guys.

Goldenboko
10-19-2012, 03:52 PM
51. You only need to be about 16 to save the world.

Jinx
10-19-2012, 03:53 PM
52. Your hair is always perfect, no matter what you've done.

Axem Titanium
10-19-2012, 03:53 PM
53. No matter how far off you did your awesome deeds, people will always hear about it before you get back into town and shower you with praise.

Goldenboko
10-19-2012, 04:14 PM
54. No need for driver's licenses.

Axem Titanium
10-19-2012, 04:24 PM
55. Lost? Just press B + Select to bring up your magical GPS device. It doesn't matter that it's medieval times.

Jinx
10-19-2012, 04:25 PM
56. Everyone loves your tits.



Wait a second...

Edge7
10-19-2012, 04:47 PM
57. You'll never die from getting shot by a few rounds, especially if you just woke up.

Jinx
10-19-2012, 04:48 PM
58. All you need to take down any monster, animal, or human being is your bare fists or a soccer ball.

Goldenboko
10-19-2012, 04:49 PM
59. You can breath underwater! Or hold your breath infinitely. Or something.

WildRaubtier
10-19-2012, 04:52 PM
60. Mute? There's a herb for that.

Slothy
10-19-2012, 04:52 PM
60. You can wear a pointy hat. Pointy hats are cool.

Edge7
10-19-2012, 04:53 PM
61. You can be a complete jerk to any of you're allies, and they'll still like you.

Jinx
10-19-2012, 04:55 PM
61. You can be a complete jerk to any of you're allies, and they'll still like you.

62. If you meet a pretty girl, she will fall in love with you no matter how much of a jerk you are to her.

WildRaubtier
10-19-2012, 04:55 PM
64. Using any everyday item? Have some experience.

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 05:03 PM
53. No matter how far off you did your awesome deeds, people will always hear about it before you get back into town and shower you with praise.
53b. Alternatively, you could have done some pretty crazy stuff as part of a terrorist group that must have taken months and seen you dragged from one end of the world to the other, facing up directly to the leaders of the government on numerous occasions, carrying around a massive sword on your back, walking around with a talking big cat and a small cat sitting on a robotic Moogle, and people will just talk to you as if you're the most normal person in the world and they've never seen you on TV or in the papers... ever.

Slothy
10-19-2012, 05:05 PM
I think we missed 63 there.

63. Castles are the preferred means of intercontinental and subterranean travel.

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 05:07 PM
64.1 - The sun never goes down in Costa del Sol! The nightlife never ends in Deling City!

Jinx
10-19-2012, 05:09 PM
65. If you fuck something up, you can just reset, and go back to when times were better.

NeoCracker
10-19-2012, 05:17 PM
I think we missed 63 there.

63. Castles are the preferred means of intercontinental and subterranean travel.

63 wasn't missed. We had two people do 60 and no one corrected it. :P

63 was actually 62.

Evastio
10-19-2012, 05:20 PM
67. The Reset spell exists, letting you do things over again if things don't work out the first time (for 1 MP too).

67. Rat's Tails are incredibly valuable and give you goodies like class upgrades and Adamantite, the strongest material in the world.

Slothy
10-19-2012, 05:23 PM
I think we missed 63 there.

63. Castles are the preferred means of intercontinental and subterranean travel.

63 wasn't missed. We had two people do 60 and no one corrected it. :P

63 was actually 62.

My bad then.

WildRaubtier
10-19-2012, 05:23 PM
Yeah I skipped 63 because there were two 60s. Which puts us at.......

68. Stole all your friends' magically endowed jewelry? Don't worry, they'll forget all about it if you eventually give it back

Jinx
10-19-2012, 05:23 PM
65. If you smurf something up, you can just reset, and go back to when times were better.



67. The Reset spell exists, letting you do things over again if things don't work out the first time (for 1 MP too).

:colbert:

Goldenboko
10-19-2012, 05:25 PM
65. If you smurf something up, you can just reset, and go back to when times were better.



67. The Reset spell exists, letting you do things over again if things don't work out the first time (for 1 MP too).

:colbert:

Don't worry it was correct. We were one behind in the count when you posted :P

Evastio
10-19-2012, 05:25 PM
69. You can survive on the moon without an astronaut suit.



65. If you smurf something up, you can just reset, and go back to when times were better.


67. The Reset spell exists, letting you do things over again if things don't work out the first time (for 1 MP too).

:colbert:
Resetting the console and using the reset spell are two different things...

WildRaubtier
10-19-2012, 05:27 PM
70. ¿Está mal traducido? La gente todavía te amaré.

Axem Titanium
10-19-2012, 05:28 PM
71. Enemies will line up on the other side of the screen for you and you'll take turns beating the crap out of each other. Like proper gentlemen.

Jinx
10-19-2012, 05:28 PM
69. You can survive on the moon without an astronaut suit.



65. If you smurf something up, you can just reset, and go back to when times were better.


67. The Reset spell exists, letting you do things over again if things don't work out the first time (for 1 MP too).

:colbert:
What's wrong? I don't get it. Has that been used or something?

Aren't they more or less the same thing?

70. You gain life experience for doing absolutely nothing. (People who aren't in your party.)

Axem Titanium
10-19-2012, 05:30 PM
73. Not strong enough to take on your world-destroying nemesis? Just a few hours killing imps and goblins and you'll be all set.

Evastio
10-19-2012, 05:31 PM
74. You can immediately get cured after you get stoned with a gold needle.

If you want me to change my first post here that badly TB, I guess I'll comply...

WildRaubtier
10-19-2012, 05:33 PM
75. Do you have a stupid name? Don't worry, it's not as bad as "Grangalan Jr. Jr."

Evastio
10-19-2012, 05:35 PM
76. You can use power tools like chainsaws and drills in battle and no one will think you're a murderous psychopath.

Shorty
10-19-2012, 05:37 PM
77. Talking animals!

Jinx
10-19-2012, 05:39 PM
78. It doesn't matter if a natural disaster or Godzilla is getting ready to destroy the world, there's always time for a card game!

Evastio
10-19-2012, 05:39 PM
79. Beating up on yourself actually makes you stronger (FFII)

Out of curiousity, if members can't post 5 reasons before this thread reaches 101, does that mean they automatically fail today? That'd be quite harsh and unfair.

Freya
10-19-2012, 05:42 PM
80. Lonely? Summon a badass monster to come chill out with you and punch little animals for you. Unless you summon carbuncle and then that just means you want a pet to cuddle.

Jinx
10-19-2012, 05:42 PM
79. Beating up on yourself actually makes you stronger (FFII)

Out of curiousity, if members can't post 5 reasons before this thread reaches 101, does that mean they automatically fail today? That'd be quite harsh and unfair.

Today's task goes for 48 hours.

Cloudane
10-19-2012, 05:46 PM
81. If you want to change your clothes, all you need is a special sphere, or to close your eyes and make swish swish noises, or to spin in a circle and say "I'm a man"

Jinx
10-19-2012, 05:48 PM
82. Showing your thong is perfectly acceptable.

Cloudane
10-19-2012, 05:50 PM
83. The real Tifa's boobs

Freya
10-19-2012, 06:03 PM
84. You like Guns? You like Swords? HAVE A GUN SWORD! It totally works. No Lie!

WildRaubtier
10-19-2012, 06:09 PM
Out of curiousity, if members can't post 5 reasons before this thread reaches 101, does that mean they automatically fail today? That'd be quite harsh and unfair.
troll post to punish slackers

85. Need to travel to another continent? It's just half a minute's flight away.

Psychotic
10-19-2012, 06:22 PM
86. I get to barge into your house, rummage through your things and watch you while you sleep. :love:

Citizen Bleys
10-19-2012, 07:06 PM
87. (FFXI) Time travel is not only possible, but easily done.

Night Fury
10-19-2012, 07:07 PM
88. Vincent Valentine's shoes.

jenovajunkie
10-19-2012, 07:14 PM
89. You never die. Phoenix Down that ish.

Jinx
10-19-2012, 07:15 PM
89. You never die. Phoenix Down that ish.

*cough*Aeris*cough*

Night Fury
10-19-2012, 07:19 PM
90. You can fire a sheepdog from your arm like a cannon and not have to worry about animal rights activists shopping you.

Jinx
10-19-2012, 07:21 PM
90. You can fire a sheepdog from your arm like a cannon and not have to worry about animal rights activists shopping you.

91. A sheepdog is a legitimate weapon.

Goldenboko
10-19-2012, 07:28 PM
92. Shadow

Jinx
10-19-2012, 07:30 PM
93. You never get hypothermia, no matter how cold it is, and how little clothing you're wearing.

jenovajunkie
10-19-2012, 07:30 PM
89. You never die. Phoenix Down that ish.

*cough*Aeris*cough*

Okay, that was part of the story line though.

jenovajunkie
10-19-2012, 07:35 PM
94. You can actually skip through annoying dialogue

Goldenboko
10-19-2012, 07:41 PM
95. Sleep can heal all wounds.

Formalhaut
10-19-2012, 08:03 PM
96. Inns are extraordinarily cheap (At least in VII)

Goldenboko
10-19-2012, 08:06 PM
97. No parents! (In the first 3)

Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-19-2012, 08:07 PM
98.Purple octopuses are hilarious and punny

"Thwarted again! I feel like such a sucker. Well, kids, hate to ink and run...... but I AM an octopus!"

Jinx
10-19-2012, 08:08 PM
98. There's no weapon control of any kind.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-19-2012, 08:11 PM
100. Moombas!

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b64/Vivus/moomba.jpg

Formalhaut
10-19-2012, 08:11 PM
101. Winning

Goldenboko
10-19-2012, 08:15 PM
102. Victory Fanfare

Formalhaut
10-19-2012, 08:16 PM
This is now beyond the literal "101", but though, I must get my five posts!

103. Mindless card games

Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-19-2012, 08:16 PM
104. Your pinball machine is secretly an elevator down to your hideout.

Formalhaut
10-19-2012, 08:17 PM
105. Overthrowing a megacorporation.

Goldenboko
10-19-2012, 08:17 PM
106. You can have your very own arch nemesis.

Formalhaut
10-19-2012, 08:19 PM
107. Collecting Knots of rust!

Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-19-2012, 08:20 PM
108. There's proof of life after death.

Formalhaut
10-19-2012, 08:21 PM
109. The music.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-19-2012, 08:34 PM
110. I get to force my will upon others.

Formalhaut
10-19-2012, 08:57 PM
111. Dying, but then being revived by Phoenix! Whoever lasts laugh lasts hardest bosses!

Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-19-2012, 09:01 PM
#21 You can just walk in straight lines! All the time!
21, continued: Brilliant for when cops want to test how drunk you are.

21, continued: Unless you're confused, then the cops will find you walking in a straight line in the opposite direction.

Formalhaut
10-19-2012, 09:07 PM
112. Battle on the big bridge

Cloudane
10-19-2012, 09:42 PM
113. You get to kill the boss

Fynn
10-19-2012, 10:03 PM
114. Guy can speak beaver!

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 10:14 PM
2. Don't worry guys, the numbers don't matter! Why would they matter? When you hit something with 50HP for 9,999, it's all good.

Formalhaut
10-19-2012, 10:16 PM
2 (Continued). OVERKILL!

Fynn
10-19-2012, 10:18 PM
731. Glitches!

Lonely Paper Star
10-19-2012, 10:23 PM
#IDEK. Because you know you junction your GF every night.

Jinx
10-19-2012, 10:32 PM
69. Because you go to high school to learn how to kill demons and witches.

Lonely Paper Star
10-19-2012, 10:38 PM
42. What the hell's a phone? Don't you mean PHS?

Goldenboko
10-19-2012, 10:38 PM
Number(:(): BECOZ PUPU!

Cloudane
10-19-2012, 10:39 PM
120ish. All difficulties can be overcome by running around in circles killing things for a few hours

Lonely Paper Star
10-19-2012, 10:41 PM
2012. Because you want your errands backed by epicly orchestrated background music.

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 10:47 PM
42. What the hell's a phone? Don't you mean PHS?
XLII-2: Hanging out with someone you don't care to talk to at the moment? Best friend far away? Don't worry! With the trusty PHS, you can swith them over in a second!

Cloudane
10-19-2012, 10:48 PM
123ish. You can get over the death of your love interest by going snowboarding

Lonely Paper Star
10-19-2012, 10:48 PM
123.5. We leave none of the hot dogs for the enemy.

Cloudane
10-19-2012, 10:53 PM
123.666 At least your enemy usually has a delightful Evil Cackle

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 10:55 PM
X - Really annoying, whiny, terribly dressed idiot bugging you? Don't worry. He's just a dream. This nightmare will end shortly.
XX - No matter how much the world is in danger, there's always some really beautiful place you can go to relax. And that imminent doom around the corner? Bah, it'll only happen if you're fighting and losing! Loony BoB: Keeping the world safe, one stretch/ sip of a drink/sunbathing session at a time.
XXX - You can have your way with Tifa. In a public place, for extra kinkiness. Yes, please!

Jinx
10-19-2012, 10:56 PM
3/4. If Cloud, Wakka, Zach, and Seymour are anything to go buy--FFLand has some awesome hair products.

Lonely Paper Star
10-19-2012, 11:00 PM
420392. Haha, STEEL GUARD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7dOOy8kBJY)!

Rocket Edge
10-19-2012, 11:02 PM
1million. When you get into a fight music spontaneously beams around you.

Cloudane
10-19-2012, 11:02 PM
31172: You can take down your enemies by smacking them in the face with a lumpy ball

opn184
10-19-2012, 11:06 PM
31173: What would be the most awesomest thing if FFI came to life?

Jinx
10-19-2012, 11:33 PM
1: What would be the most awesomest thing if FFI came to life?

xD

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 11:34 PM
31173: What would be the most awesomest thing if FFI came to life?
Talking dragons ftw, obviously.

opn184
10-19-2012, 11:35 PM
3117...something: If you had the choice to be someone from FFX, who it be and why?

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 11:39 PM
3117...something: If you had the choice to be someone from FFX, who it be and why?
opn, you should be giving reasons that Final Fantasy is better than reality, not asking questions. :) But to answer that one, I'd be Kimahri. Kimahri gets all the ladies.

EDIT: Perhaps you have this thread confused with Question The Staff. =]

opn184
10-19-2012, 11:46 PM
Haha but you know I don't know much about FF

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 11:48 PM
Then why are you after the poster, silly? xD *bop* Surely you can think of a few reasons why living in the world of Final Fantasy would be better than living in the real world. ;)

opn184
10-19-2012, 11:50 PM
I'm trying to win it for a friend who is a massive fan and surprise him

Alright, how about riding on a Chocobo as a means of transport?

Loony BoB
10-19-2012, 11:53 PM
Chocobos and Shoopuffs. Yes! :D

opn184
10-19-2012, 11:56 PM
Do my last two questions count as a post?

And how much cuter would it be to have a Moogle send messages to your friends? They can also help you fix your car as well haha

Loony BoB
10-20-2012, 12:02 AM
Posts are posts, but I think you should post three more reasons just to be fair, anyway. ;)

100-and-something: If you lose an arm then just install a gun into it and you're as good as gold.

Jinx
10-20-2012, 12:06 AM
666. If you're shy or lazy, it's perfectly acceptable to control a robotic stuffed animal instead of socializing with people face to face.

opn184
10-20-2012, 12:06 AM
When you have music to get you into the mood to take on the journey. Wouldn't that be handy?

Loony BoB
10-20-2012, 12:08 AM
184: Gold Saucer. That place looks epic.

opn184
10-20-2012, 12:10 AM
185: Traveling over water on a Cetus

Loony BoB
10-20-2012, 12:12 AM
!?) Frocobo!

Shorty
10-20-2012, 12:13 AM
185: Traveling over water on a Cetus

I read this as "Traveling over water on a Cletus" and died.

opn184
10-20-2012, 12:17 AM
34857023482: Becoming a Holy Dragon and have the ability to use all three elemental breaths

Flaming Ice
10-20-2012, 04:19 AM
Get rich quick

Mirage
10-20-2012, 04:22 AM
You can easily become filthy rich by killing small, innocent animals.

All females in the world are pretty.

Flaming Ice
10-20-2012, 04:33 AM
You can easily become filthy rich by killing small, innocent animals.

Not all of them are innocent as they come out of nowhere to invade the world :)

(poor ultros though)



All females in the world are pretty.


http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080928074019/finalfantasy/images/e/e8/FFII_Lamia_Queen_psp.png


You get to ride in airships (much better than planes )

Mirage
10-20-2012, 04:54 AM
You can easily become filthy rich by killing small, innocent animals.

Not all of them are innocent as they come out of nowhere to invade the world :)

(poor ultros though)

Of course not, but you can still get rich by killing innocent ones.



All females in the world are pretty.


http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080928074019/finalfantasy/images/e/e8/FFII_Lamia_Queen_psp.png

As I said, all females are pretty.

Flaming Ice
10-20-2012, 05:03 AM
Of course not, but you can still get rich by killing innocent ones.




Yeah, even hornets carry money ~.~



http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080928074019/finalfantasy/images/e/e8/FFII_Lamia_Queen_psp.png

As I said, all females are pretty.


Yeah, she actually didn't look bad But....


http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111112131552/finalfantasy/images/5/54/MedusaDS.png?

Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-20-2012, 07:50 AM
Chocobos and Shoopuffs. Yes! :D

"RIDE ZE SHOOPUF?"

Mirage
10-20-2012, 08:26 AM
ALL ABOARD!

Fynn
10-20-2012, 09:32 AM
#INFINITY: The world is donut-shaped!

Jiro
10-20-2012, 12:01 PM
97. No parents! (In the first 3)

You might be wrong there. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/142113-article-final-fantasy-attack-parents.html)

Weimar Pluto Knight VII
10-20-2012, 12:04 PM
Yep he probably should have rephrased it as "you don't have parents, at least in the first 3."

Jiro
10-20-2012, 02:25 PM
Takka is Refia's father though. Adopted, yes, but if you question its legitimacy then you devalue adoptions everywhere! Muahaha, I'm right :mwahaha:

Weimar Pluto Knight VII
10-20-2012, 02:26 PM
oh right well in the original version you are palette swapped orphans.

Citizen Bleys
10-20-2012, 10:28 PM
191: Golden, shiny wire of hope

Jinx
10-20-2012, 10:51 PM
98989. Endless pockets.

Denmark
10-21-2012, 01:35 AM
1. You broke up with your girlfriend. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-archive/15394-4036-reasons-praise-dr-unne-drink-bacardi.html)

Zombie
10-21-2012, 06:06 AM
Final fantasy is not the reality, that's the first best reason to be better than it (the other one is Vaan :heart:).

Lonely Paper Star
10-21-2012, 06:11 AM
55. Cid/Shera offer you tea. So you better sit your ass down in that chair and drink it!!

Del Murder
10-21-2012, 07:41 AM
100. Eyes on Reality is a stupid name for a forum.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-21-2012, 09:10 AM
100. Eyes on Reality is a stupid name for a forum.

I checked to see if that was a real forum.

Nope.

Jiro
10-21-2012, 09:45 AM
We should make that the new title of EoEO

Mirage
10-21-2012, 10:34 AM
#idkwhat: Melee weapons are just as effective as projectile and explosive weapons. This is good because I like melee weapons.

Jiro
10-21-2012, 10:43 AM
#idkwhat+1: Projectile weapons like guns and bows rarely require you to buy ammunition!

Weimar Pluto Knight VII
10-21-2012, 10:49 AM
#idkwhat+1: Projectile weapons like guns and bows rarely require you to buy ammunition!

and your strength stat effects how powerful guns are.

Mirage
10-21-2012, 11:17 AM
The harder you pull that trigger, the faster the bullet flies. It's physics.

Quindiana Jones
10-21-2012, 02:05 PM
n+1. Interspecies breeding is not only accepted, but fucking awesome.