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Pike
10-23-2012, 02:21 AM
Are you a good liar?

I'm not.

or am I, and this whole post is a lie? :shifty:

Laddy
10-23-2012, 02:22 AM
Hey, speaking of which, the debate is on! :monster:

Clo
10-23-2012, 02:23 AM
I am pretty good liar when I desperately need to. But little lies I suck at.

Agent Proto
10-23-2012, 02:26 AM
I'm only good if I have to lie, but I usually get caught if in a bind. Usually the little lies that don't do much harm, I can do pretty good. I usually hate to lie though, so I try not to do it so often.

Bunny
10-23-2012, 02:42 AM
I'm not sure if I am a good liar or everyone else just sucks at detection.

TrollHunter
10-23-2012, 03:00 AM
I'm a terrible liar....
even a basic white lie can cause me a lot of anxiety and I really never lie anymore as a result.

Shorty
10-23-2012, 03:23 AM
I am terrible at lying.

Laddy
10-23-2012, 03:28 AM
I'm a great liar. :stare:

Citizen Bleys
10-23-2012, 03:50 AM
I'm the best liar in the galaxy.

Not the universe, though. There's this guy in andromeda who is freaking amazing. I know him personally.

Shorty
10-23-2012, 03:51 AM
Raistlin?

Jiro
10-23-2012, 04:15 AM
Yeah I'm not too bad.

Pumpkin
10-23-2012, 04:17 AM
Depends who I'm lying too.

fire_of_avalon
10-23-2012, 04:18 AM
You all still think I'm a human female, don't you?

TrollHunter
10-23-2012, 04:21 AM
You all still think I'm a human female, don't you?

Yeah I'm pretty sure people stopped believing that long ago :p

Sephex
10-23-2012, 05:30 AM
You all still think I'm a human female, don't you?

I hope so because there goes half of my fantasies about hanging out with a good female companion.

Flaming Ice
10-23-2012, 05:37 AM
You all still think I'm a human female, don't you?


You aren't human are you :|?


Are you a good liar?



Don't like lying at all .......

NorthernChaosGod
10-23-2012, 05:39 AM
I can tell some lies.

Hollycat
10-23-2012, 05:46 AM
I'm ashamed to say that while a horrible liar online, I am a terrific liar in the real world.

NorthernChaosGod
10-23-2012, 05:49 AM
How do we know that's not a lie?

TrollHunter
10-23-2012, 05:51 AM
I'm ashamed to say that while a horrible liar online, I am a terrific liar in the real world.

How could you possibly suck at lying online? I don't believe this to be possible.

Citizen Bleys
10-23-2012, 06:19 AM
Yes you do

Denmark
10-23-2012, 06:32 AM
no one has seen through me yet afaik

Shorty
10-23-2012, 06:44 AM
I see through you, rob, but I love you anyway.

It's okay for you to come clean. This is a safe place.

Aulayna
10-23-2012, 06:50 AM
I'm good at telling "white" lies it seems. A large portion of my day is spent telling the truth, but not the whole truth, to cover up mistakes someone else has made. Well maybe that's not lieing, but at the very least bullshitting through my teeth!

Denmark
10-23-2012, 06:51 AM
ok

i'm actually not from Denmark

that was hard

Shauna
10-23-2012, 07:43 AM
I dunno, maybe I'm alright? I try not to lie about things.

Araciel
10-23-2012, 07:58 AM
I'm not not a bad ​liar.

Rantz
10-23-2012, 09:10 AM
I never lie.

Hollycat
10-23-2012, 03:26 PM
I never lie.

OBJECTION!

Faris
10-23-2012, 05:13 PM
If I lie it's a white lie because I am terrible at lying otherwise.

Unbreakable Will
10-23-2012, 05:36 PM
I can be when absolutely necessary. :eep::|

Quindiana Jones
10-24-2012, 05:39 AM
I'm a pretty fantastic liar, although I rarely do it because I don't see the point most of the time. I rarely explicitly tell the truth, though.

:holmes:

Citizen Bleys
10-24-2012, 06:11 AM
"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination." ~ Elim Garak

Tigmafuzz
10-26-2012, 04:46 AM
"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination." ~ Elim Garak

I FLEW TO THE MOON ON MY UNICORN TODAY

~*~Celes~*~
10-26-2012, 04:50 AM
Depends on who I'm lying to and what it's about. I'm accused of lying more often than I actually lie, though. -_-

Mercen-X
10-29-2012, 12:50 AM
Once a few hours or a day have past, my mom is very good at lying to herself. It's a trait she picked up from her mom. Sadly, I'm starting to take on this trait as well, as hard as I try to avoid it. In case you don't know what this means, I'll tell my mom she said or did something and she'll deny it for perhaps weeks at a time, then a witness will come along and tell her I was right and she'll think harder about it and finally remember. My grandma recently has better excuse because she's f-ing senile. Actually, my dad has done this a couple of times as well. For example, there's a story we tell about how my dad slapping me in the face with a piece of peanut butter toast. My mom demanded to know if my dad realized how difficult peanut butter is to clean. He then splashed my face with a glass of milk. For a while, this was a funny story. But when my dad was somewhere in his mid-30s, he flat out denied any knowledge of those events. It's possible this was due to his having recently stopped using mj (and thus hanging out with idiotic trash) so his memory centers may have been healing in a bit of a jumble.

I'm currently writing a story that centers around a few characters and their individual abilities of deception.