Things You Don't Like Hearing

[Futan]

Idea stolen from Shorty's touching thread. What are some things you hate hearing?

I hate the sound of metal scraping against metal. Sends a chill down my spine.

[Parker]

My cousin hates the sound of ice in the freezer. Like if you haven't defrosted in a while and it makes that scraping sound when you pull out a drawer. He gets violent and it's always funny.


I HATE the sound of people eating loudly. If you can't eat with your mouth closed then get the smurf away from me at dinner. My cousin gets his revenge for the ice thing by naturally being a disgusting lip-smacking animal when eating.

[Jinx]

I hate squishy noises.

Like, when you're mixing meatloaf or something. That kind of sound.

[Jiro]

Cracking and snapping.

[Cloudane]

"Last orders at the bar, please"

[Criminally Vulgar]

Really gets on my tits when people are louder than necessary. There used to be the same woman who'd come into my work and speak to her CHILD LIKE THIS!!! and then the kid would scream back. This really wound me up because they'd come in at the same time every smurfing day and stick around for ages. She was rude as trout too.

I don't like the noise of people eating either.

But I love squishy noises.

And the sound of hoovers and fans and stuff.

[Pike]

The sound of people licking their fingers

Also the sound of people popping their knuckles

[Yar]

fingernails on a chalkboard. uahhh

Also I dont like people who talk all the time. Silence is golden~

[krissy]

"we need to talk"

[Jiro]

Despite the fact I am just opening myself up for another run in with Grand Master Psychotic, I will add the sounds of ice and chalkboards to this list. I don't know how I made it through primary school. Also the sound of people eating. What the hell.

[I Took the Red Pill]

"Please enjoy the music while your party is reached."

[~*~Celes~*~]

Lip-smacking while eating, squeaking sounds, grinding sounds, and worst of all, wet rubber, like if you got a rubber ball wet and then rubbed it. aslkdjflkasjefklalj ksgdf iawj;f

[Shorty]

The sound of phones ringing. Any phone.

Nails on a chalkboard are a given. The sound of chalk on a chalkboard is also terrible.

Baby sounds, whether they're screaming or not. Babies are the worst.

[Unbreakable Will]

People eating, teeth grinding, the sound of someone throwing up, brakes grinding and last but not least the voice in my head that narrates Raistlin's posts.

[Madame Adequate]

The sound of eating and drinking makes me see red. I can't eat or be around people eating if there's not some noise from the TV or something, and Pike and I have to get off Skype when she has even a snack. I want to smash things when I hear someone drinking too, how can swallowing some liquid be SO LOUD oh god just thinking about it is giving me a headache.

[Agent Proto]

There's not much I don't really like to hear. Though, I do hate loud screeching noises, and sometimes I hate noise in general when I'm in a terrible mood.

[Rantz]

"Please let me go, I just want to go home", "Why are you doing this to me", and "Please, not there".

Ugh. :/

[Shorty]

:stare:

[The Man]

Troutty music.

[Lonely Paper Star]

"Oh, you studied psychology? Can you read my mind? Can you psychologize me?"


:mad2:

[Flaming Ice]

I hate loud sounds so women screaming is something I wouldn't miss (or men screaming as they like to scream like little girls now).

[Flaming Ice]

"Please let me go, I just want to go home", "Why are you doing this to me", and "Please, not there".

Ugh. :/


You give them the hospitality of your torture chamber and they are never grateful.


"I just wanted to make you taller, isn't that what you wanted?"

[Clo]

The fire alarms at my school. I'm genuinely afraid that they might make me shit myself.

[Cloudane]

Why would an alarm make you slap yourself around a bit with a wet trout?



I do love the wordfilters here

[Jowy]

the erratic beeping from when the emergency broadcast system is tested on radio or television.

[Futan]

Baby sounds, whether they're screaming or not. Babies are the worst.


the erratic beeping from when the emergency broadcast system is tested on radio or television.

Going to have to add these 2 to my list.

[Bunny]

"Oh, you studied psychology? Can you read my mind? Can you psychologize me?"

My girlfriend always gets these questions when people find out she had a degree in psychology. She usually messes with their head and it is funny.

I don't like the sound of people drinking or eating. I don't like any of the sounds that babies make. I don't like obnoxious barking dogs. Television static or the sound a television makes when you leave it on a black screen for too long. The sound of flies and mosquitoes buzzing around in your ear - really any flying insect. Horribly done synthesized bubblegum pop and anything belonging to the electronic dance category.

[Raistlin]

People breathing loud or smacking their lips is annoying.

A fly intermittently buzzing around is also irritating.

[Flaming Ice]

..my boss...





A fly intermittently buzzing around is also irritating.



Bees can be too.

[Sephex]

"YOU'RE CUT OFF, JUSTIN! GO TAKE A ****ING SHOWER!!!!"

[maybee]

" Final Fantasy XII is a good game and is the best game in the series "



NO




:glare:

[Araciel]

1. My own name when people are addressing me.

2. The beep on my work phone when a rep is calling me for help :S...which usually leads to 1.

[Takara]

Phones in general.
Babies screaming.
That unholy sound my cat makes in the morning because she wants to eat NOW and she doesn't care that I went to bed 3 hours before.
I can't stress how much I hate phone sounds.
Dentist sounds.
Car alarms at 3 in the morning (when it's not the cat waking me up, it's a car alarm).

[Cloudane]

"my computer keeps..."


I work in IT so have to put up with it there of course, that's what I'm paid for. But nothing worse than hearing it from a neighbour or some guy down the pub who heard you're good with computers etc.


Though I guess this thread is really meant to be about noises rather than sentences :D
Some squelch noises. You know the noise when you open up a "gore bag" in Fallout 3? That noise ><