Choose wisely!

[Shorty]

Natural disaster. Invasion. Apocalypse. You need to be evacuated immediately and you have about five fucking seconds to grab one thing and one thing only from your house to bring with you. We'll assume that family members and pets, etc are taken care of and you're headed to some place to find shelter and food. One possession of yours you get to pick to bring with you and nothing else. What do you snag?

I think I'd have to grab my photo album out of my nightstand drawer to take with me. That or my "special memorabilia" box with every little special thing I've tried to save in my life.

[Chris]

Ooh! Hmm, probably my Cass Daley collection! Been collecting for years, and I'd be damn if zombie... just no!

[Psychotic]

Shoes. Being barefoot forevermore would suck.

[Jowy]

The beat up photo albums I've had since a child along with all of the loose pictures wedged into the side of the box.

[Jiro]

There's too many things. I'll just stay put thank you.

[Night Fury]

I can't think of anything sentimental I have which I would take. All my photos are on my laptop, so I guess I would take that.

[Araciel]

Firefly on bluray.

[Citizen Bleys]

My kindle.

[Pumpkin]

Teddy, the teddy bear I have had since I was four.

[Quindiana Jones]

My ass-kicking boots. Tsunami, commie or filthy zombie; if it has a rear side, it's gonna get a boot up it. KEE-YAH!

[~*~Celes~*~]

my son's container of stuff. He'll at least have plenty of clothes to keep him warm and enough diapers to last us till we can find more somewhere.

[Slothy]

It's the end of the world as you know it and most of you are grabbing sentimental things?

My Leatherman multi-tool or a roll of duct tape thank you very much.

[Shorty]

Ladies don't keep tools or duct tape or axes or katanas or even golf clubs, Vivi. :colbert:

[Slothy]

Good thing I'm not a lady then. Apparently gender required sentimentality would get me killed.

[Futan]

Like a true nerd, my external hard drive. I CAN'T LOSE MY VAST PORN COLLECTION. :p

edit: More for serious, probably a gun or my smartphone. :x Gun for obvious reasons. Smartphone for the Kindle app so I have something to read and possibly the internet if for whatever reason that infrastructure was spared.

[Shorty]

I don't even think I have anything I could use as a weapon beside a butcher knife at close-range.

[Quindiana Jones]

Further proof that women are weak. For their own safety, we must sacrifice the majority of them and keep the pretty ones in mating herds.

[Shorty]

Step up to my knife, Quin, and see how weak I am :aimmad:

[Araciel]

lolol you don't DOWNLOAD porn anymore.

Also I already have a multitool attached to me at most times...

[Quindiana Jones]

Step up to my knife, Quin, and see how weak I am :aimmad:

Get back in your stable, woman, or I'll run you down. HI HO, SILVER!

[Futan]

lolol you don't DOWNLOAD porn anymore.

Also I already have a multitool attached to me at most times...

Hella lot easier to download it once than stream it every time, guy! XD

[Quindiana Jones]

Araciel just uses his multi-tool for all his porning needs.

[Shorty]

You keep a horse in your house?

[Clo]

I'd grab my dick and run.

[Quindiana Jones]

Yes. You never know when the womenfolk will try to escape.

[Miriel]

I would empty out our medicine drawer, taking with me the stash of antibiotics that I have cleverly procured but not used during various illnesses JUST IN CASE I NEEDED IT FOR AN APOCALYPSE.

[Flaming Ice]

edit: More for serious, probably a gun or my smartphone. :x Gun for obvious reasons. .


Yeah...if everything gets wiped out, you might have to eat people to survive.



An umbrella- in case of meteor showers...

[Night Fury]

Ladies don't keep tools or duct tape or axes or katanas or even golf clubs, Vivi. :colbert:

Well actually I have a Victorinox Swiss Army Knife >.>

[Unbreakable Will]

My bad ass actual-blacksmith-made katana my marine friend gave me before he shipped out. Tsunami, earthquake or zombie apocalypse? No matter, I'll hack through what the fuck ever is in my path.
:cool:

[Citizen Bleys]

Fare thee well, Quin. It was nice knowing thee. A flock of angels see thee to thy rest.

[Quindiana Jones]

Please... tell my family...

It was totally worth it. :radred:

[Rantz]

A towel.

[Shorty]

babe what is a towel going to do for you in the apocalypse

[Jowy]

itt: sarah reveals to EoFF that she hasn't read hitchhiker's guide

[Shorty]

well I haven't :( It's on my list!

[NorthernChaosGod]

My machete. And then I meet up with Vivi.


well I haven't :( It's on my list!

Hop to it!

[Jiro]

Oh god this was such a great thread until Shorty didn't get it and now I don't want to live in this world any more.

[fire_of_avalon]

Ladies don't keep tools or duct tape or axes or katanas or even golf clubs, Vivi. :colbert:
Speak for yourself, toots.


I don't even think I have anything I could use as a weapon beside a butcher knife at close-range.
STOP SPEAKING FOR YOURSELF.


Further proof that women are weak. For their own safety, we must sacrifice the majority of them and keep the pretty ones in mating herds.
Come at me, bro.


I would empty out our medicine drawer, taking with me the stash of antibiotics that I have cleverly procured but not used during various illnesses JUST IN CASE I NEEDED IT FOR AN APOCALYPSE.
Antibiotics expire. It doesn't make them dangerous, it just decreases their efficacy. What you need is book on compounding pharmaceuticals, gurl. If I had one of those, I would grab that.

Also if I had to grab one material object I would take my grandmother's wedding rings. Since those are usually on a necklace that's on me anyway, I get to pick another.

So I pick Baby Grover.

[Shorty]

IT IS ON MY LIST

hey man, a butcher knife is a respectable weapon!

[drotato]

I think I'll try to salvage as many clothes as possible, Haiden and I hate wearing the same thing everyday. :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

hey man, a butcher knife is a respectable weapon!

No it's not.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Gerber 30-000601 Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit - Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Gerber-30-000601-Zombie-Apocalypse-Survival/dp/B00842AIX0/ref=reg_hu-rd_add_1_dp) if we all buy one of these, we'll be alright.

[Jiro]

hey man, a butcher knife is a respectable weapon!

No it's not.

A butcher knife is a weapon that, one might say, a butcher would use.

[Iceglow]

well assuming I'm sleeping fully clothed, with my boots on. I'd then grab my ipod... what would the end of the world be without music? kidding, probably something functionally useful... like the ready bag for all emergencies I have near my bed, the bag contains a first aid kit, id and clothing. It doesn't have a weapon in it but this is also known as my weekend away/holiday bag. But it does have a swiss army knife as part of the first aid kit. I could fashion a weapon with that such as a rudimentary spear by sharpening a stick.

[Quindiana Jones]

Actually, Steve has a point.

I would take nothing but food, drink and my MP3 player. It would be loaded with nothing but the Fallout 3 and NV radio tracks, and I would would just chill and watch the world burn. :cool:

...

I don't want to set the world on fire,
I just wanna start a flame in your heart.

In my heart there is but one desire,
and that one is you,
no other will doooooo.

I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim,
I just want to be the one you love.

And with your admission that you feel the same,
I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of,

Believe me!

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Depends on the situation, but chances are if it's an invasion/apocalypse then I'm grabbing canned food, medical supplies, or a weapon.

[Araciel]

Also a guitar.

[Shorty]

I would take nothing but food, drink and my MP3 player. It would be loaded with nothing but the Fallout 3 and NV radio tracks, and I would would just chill and watch the world burn. :cool:

Everyone should have this plan ready for when the world goes up in flames because it would be the best way to get through it.

[Quindiana Jones]

Also, if you survive, then you will be the biggest, baddest motherfucker who ever lived.

[Pike]

My flash drive that has all of my books and writing on it.

No other real answer for me.

[Faris]

My Mary Poppins-like purse because I can put just about everything I need in there. Food, water, my cat (even though she's already been taken care of according to the first post), wallet, phone, napkins, lighter, and bandages.

...Thank you mother and scouts for making me over prepared for any situation.

[Quindiana Jones]

And thank you Chanel, for making preparedness stylish.

[Raistlin]

A big knife. Or maybe booze. Might as well go out having fun!


babe what is a towel going to do for you in the apocalypse

*facepalm*

[Shorty]

OKAY I GET IT THANK YOU