I NOT VERY WELL

[Cuchulainn]

It's all true. I'm not well. And as i'm very rarelt sick i dont know how to handle it and am moaning and complaining like a little girl. I've had injury after injury, and wound after wound, and not one of them caused me to moan half as much as this bastard flu is managing to.

So I require sympathy, hot soups, various fruits (ie grapes apples etc), someone to mop my brow with a cold cloth and someone to work for me for free. Please apply below. No time wasters please.

[Pike]

Will a Get Well Soon card suffice?

[Flying Mullet]

HTFU!

[Cuchulainn]

Shut up Mullet. You don't know my pain.

[Jiro]

Unless you explain it in Iceglow level detail I'm afraid none of us will truly understand your suffering man. Just be on the lookout for the elderly woman I sent to walk around Belfast trying to bring you soup.

[Shlup]

TIL Cuch is a crybaby.

[fire_of_avalon]

I am trying to help you but you're being very difficult.

[drotato]

Awww, get better soon Cuch~! :(

[Shorty]

Don't listen to them, Cuch. I would bring you soup.

[Faris]

Here, have a sponge for your brow. My application is in the fire though :(

[Clo]

I was sick too, and I suspect I will be sick again before the winter is past.

Goddamn children. :mad:

[Quindiana Jones]

I'll do it. I will fulfill all those conditions if you pay for me to get there.

[Flying Mullet]

Goddamn children. :mad:
But they are the future. Don't damn the future! :onoes:

[Quindiana Jones]

There'll be no future if the gays keep causing all these unnatural disasters.

[Cuchulainn]

Stay on topic Quinn ya unquenchable :bou::bou::bou::bou:



These are all just words. Words are wind I need actions. Get yer holes over here and nurse me better.

[Flying Mullet]

No holes of mine will nurse you, good sir. :colbert:

[Quindiana Jones]

Cuch is the harbinger of the gay apocalypse! :onoes:

[blackmage_nuke]

It's probably Lupus.

[Flying Mullet]

I would have never guessed Lupus would be part of the gay apocalypse. Whoddathunkit?

[Quindiana Jones]

Makes sense. Lupus. Loop us. Loop is an obvious reference to butts.

[Raistlin]

Awwww, Cuch is a wee little pansy. How cute.

Didn't you have another bad flu a while ago? You need to tell your immune system to stop sucking. :cuch:

[Flying Mullet]

Makes sense. Lupus. Loop us. Loop is an obvious reference to butts.

Obvious...

[Cuchulainn]

Awwww, Cuch is a wee little pansy. How cute.

Didn't you have another bad flu a while ago? You need to tell your immune system to stop sucking. :cuch:

I actually forgot about that, yea I had bad flu about this time last year. You think about me more than you let on don't you Weasley

[Jiro]

Makes sense. Lupus. Loop us. Loop is an obvious reference to butts.

Obvious...

It's referencing the shape.

[Flying Mullet]

Makes sense. Lupus. Loop us. Loop is an obvious reference to butts.

Obvious...

It's referencing the shape.
Obvious...

[Raistlin]

Awwww, Cuch is a wee little pansy. How cute.

Didn't you have another bad flu a while ago? You need to tell your immune system to stop sucking. :cuch:

I actually forgot about that, yea I had bad flu about this time last year. You think about me more than you let on don't you Weasley

Only every night when I'm in bed. It makes my naughty bits feel funny. :blush:

[Cuchulainn]

Those under-nourished berries need all the stimuli they can get I suppose.

[Flying Mullet]

You already did a manberry joke in this thread. -1 for a rerun of a joke.

[krissy]

eat some raw garlic

[Zeldy]

man flu. :colbert:

[Night Fury]

Menthol and Eucalyptus are your friends for decongesting.
Lemon and honey for a sore throat.
Chilli, ginger and garlic in your food to give you a boost.

And drink plenty water.

[Flaming Ice]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCcX9Cv4AFGKd5SAd_YkZiVhUwEO8MJ0CyqNWRS409KIAanM_p


Here ya go chuchutrain.

[Flying Mullet]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCcX9Cv4AFGKd5SAd_YkZiVhUwEO8MJ0CyqNWRS409KIAanM_p


Here ya go chuchutrain.
That only adds to your maximum health. It doesn't restore it. :(

[Cuchulainn]

You people are pathetic. Some decent tips i suppose..that golden apple reference is lost on me, im phoning an ex and pretending i like her again just so she nurses me better.

You're all sacked. All words no action. Like a jilly cooper book

[blackmage_nuke]

Maybe youre just not reading the words hard enough

[Quindiana Jones]

I told you I would come if you paid, you son of a bitch. :colbert:

[Flaming Ice]

[QUOTE=Flaming Ice;3157943]

That only adds to your maximum health. It doesn't restore it. :(



But...it looks so delicious.....

[Flaming Ice]

You people are pathetic. Some decent tips i suppose..that golden apple reference is lost on me,


On a ff forum too -.-



You're all sacked. All words no action.


You`re probably just cursed by an old witch anyways.

[Laddy]

Get better Cuch, being ill sucks. :(

[Pike]

chuchutrain.

why did this make me laugh so much

[Flaming Ice]

chuchutrain.

why did this make me laugh so much


Lol..I was just giving him a lame nickname :)

[Cuchulainn]

Quick Update. I'm still fucking sick. My teeth are itchy.

[Flying Mullet]

It's time for chuchutrain to arrive at happy, healthy station.

[Agrias]

Have you considered a dose of scotch?

Alcohol, the silent cure.

[Flying Mullet]

cuch doesn't drink.

[Quindiana Jones]

He's terribly allergic to alcohol, y'see.

[krissy]

My teeth are itchy.

have you ruled out metals poisoning

[Jiro]

The solution is clearly to scratch your teeth.

[Agrias]

How does he use mouth wash then?

[Flaming Ice]

It's time for chuchutrain to arrive at happy, healthy station.


He needs to stop shouting out "All aboard".