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Flying Mullet
11-01-2012, 03:22 PM
Apparently the staff isn't manly enough to handle Movember, so I've taken it upon myself to start a thread about it. Who's up for growing a beard or mustache during the manliest of months, Movember? If you are already rocking facial hair then I commend you on your solid efforts to continue the legacy that is rugged sexy.

For those of you that want to join in, post a picture of your face at the beginning of this most epic journey so that we may chronicle our facial feats for future generations.

Commence!

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Chris
11-01-2012, 03:30 PM
I can't do coffee cakes or mustaches! I have tried in the past, but I just cannot! :(

Unbreakable Will
11-01-2012, 03:30 PM
I shall participate, do I have to shave at the beginning or can I build upon my beard as is?
:monster:

Flying Mullet
11-01-2012, 03:39 PM
I shall participate, do I have to shave at the beginning or can I build upon my beard as is?
:monster:

Your choice.

Shorty
11-01-2012, 04:18 PM
Apparently the staff isn't manly enough to handle ner ner ner

THERE IS AN EVENTS COMMITTEE THAT MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO BE A PART OF

I 100% support this endeavor as long as you all do not shave it off afterward and foaface and I will be cheerleaders for this thread. Godspeed.

sharkythesharkdogg
11-01-2012, 05:15 PM
I'm a growin'.

Jowy
11-01-2012, 05:17 PM
i only grow my facial hair out in april...although the prospect of being an unkempt mess for the entirety of winter seems appealing!

Flying Mullet
11-01-2012, 05:20 PM
THERE IS AN EVENTS COMMITTEE THAT MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO BE A PART OF
MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO BE ON A COMMITTEE AND MAYBE THEY DROPPED THE BALL!

Shorty
11-01-2012, 06:41 PM
We totally did, I completely missed your thread :(

Doesn't matter - beards are getting in here one way or another. Come on now, people.

Pumpkin
11-01-2012, 06:53 PM
I'm a growin'.

:G

Araciel
11-01-2012, 06:56 PM
i only grow my facial hair out in april...although the prospect of being an unkempt mess for the entirety of winter seems appealing!

Even this year?! :cry:

I'm thinkin I'll actually attempt it this year.

Freya
11-01-2012, 07:06 PM
I think there are more women on staff now than men so it's no wonder we kinda just overlooked movember.

Red Mage Coffman
11-01-2012, 07:10 PM
Totally in~ Will post pic soon.

G13
11-01-2012, 09:20 PM
I will continue growing my beard. :monster:

Hey, Srh, what ever happened to my mug from the last beard-a-thon? "Lost in the mail", no doubt. :colbert:

Jowy
11-01-2012, 09:24 PM
i only grow my facial hair out in april...although the prospect of being an unkempt mess for the entirety of winter seems appealing!

Even this year?! :cry:

I'm thinkin I'll actually attempt it this year.

i'm HOPING i can this year...guess we'll find out what happens in December.

Shorty
11-01-2012, 10:04 PM
I will continue growing my beard. :monster:

Hey, Srh, what ever happened to my mug from the last beard-a-thon? "Lost in the mail", no doubt. :colbert:

It's in a box under my bed and I KEEP FORGETTING ;__________; I swear to god I remembered AN HOUR before I last visited you and then forgot :(

Flying Mullet
11-01-2012, 10:15 PM
I will continue growing my beard. :monster:

Hey, Srh, what ever happened to my mug from the last beard-a-thon? "Lost in the mail", no doubt. :colbert:

It's in a box under my bed and I KEEP FORGETTING ;__________; I swear to god I remembered AN HOUR before I last visited you and then forgot :(
Don't worry, she forgot about Movember this year too. You'll get your mug in 2015.

Shorty
11-01-2012, 10:18 PM
The lack of beards is my fault. I will accept the blame.

Pumpkin
11-01-2012, 10:20 PM
The lack of beards is my fault. I will accept the blame.

Thank you. I mean that.

Jowy
11-01-2012, 10:26 PM
everyone loves a little bit of stubble, come on now.

Heath
11-01-2012, 10:28 PM
I was trying to convince a couple of people in work to do this with me but they wimped out. I don't mind looking ridiculous as long as other people do too. Maybe next year! It's a great cause though, and one I'll definitely be donating to.

Cuchulainn
11-01-2012, 10:54 PM
Started before you. For extra commitment i kept the nose hairs in. Word

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Hollycat
11-01-2012, 11:50 PM
I'll start tomorrow ;)

Faris
11-02-2012, 12:08 AM
It is starting to get colder... What better way to keep a face warm than with a mighty beard!

Night Fury
11-02-2012, 12:50 AM
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Shorty
11-02-2012, 12:53 AM
LADIES TAKING ON THE BEARD CONTEST

how do you like them apples, boys?

Jowy
11-02-2012, 01:02 AM
<a href=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/psycho_mantis/beard.jpg>four days of not shaving gives me a head start</a>

NorthernChaosGod
11-02-2012, 01:09 AM
I've been rocking a beard, but I will probably just not trim the bitch for the entirety of November.

Araciel
11-02-2012, 08:23 AM
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ccreepy
as
fuck

Shlup
11-02-2012, 10:03 AM
I told my husband that I wanted to be festive with my armpits but he just got sad. :(

Jiro
11-02-2012, 10:19 AM
I'll try December on for size since I've gotta be "professional" or whatever. Good luck to everyone growin'!

Unbreakable Will
11-02-2012, 04:08 PM
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About a weeks worth, ahhh November is great.

EDIT: Also Lockharted, that was creepy as trout. :|

Huckleberry Quin
11-02-2012, 04:17 PM
I think there are more women on staff now than men so it's no wonder we kinda just overlooked movember.

It's about raising awareness for prostate cancer, you horrible cow! :cry: /dramaticstormoff

Shlup
11-02-2012, 05:27 PM
I think there are more women on staff now than men so it's no wonder we kinda just overlooked movember.

It's about raising awareness for prostate cancer, you horrible cow! :cry: /dramaticstormoff
Breast cancer is the only cancer you need be aware of, kthx.

Pike
11-02-2012, 05:38 PM
It's movember for me all year long

Yeah I said it

Flying Mullet
11-05-2012, 07:49 PM
There is a severe lack of starting pictures to kick this off. :colbert:

Goldenboko
11-05-2012, 07:52 PM
meh if I last the whole month I'll give you a before and after shave shot.

Shorty
11-05-2012, 08:32 PM
I am also unhappy with the participations. I DEMAND MORE BEARDS

fire_of_avalon
11-06-2012, 02:55 AM
Apparently the staff isn't manly enough to handle ner ner ner

THERE IS AN EVENTS COMMITTEE THAT MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO BE A PART OF

I 100% support this endeavor as long as you all do not shave it off afterward and foaface and I will be cheerleaders for this thread. Godspeed.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/frogman-happy-240x180.jpg

Futan
11-06-2012, 03:00 AM
I actually had a decent one growing but I shaved it off on Friday once I got water back. Which was before I saw this thread just now. :/ And no, I won't grow one :3 unless this coming nor'easter puts me out of electricity for days again...

theundeadhero
11-06-2012, 03:06 AM
I'll start one in January. Then I'll not shave it off in February, March, or April.

TrollHunter
11-06-2012, 03:14 AM
Adam Garone: Healthier men, one moustache at a time | Video on TED.com (http://www.ted.com/talks/adam_garone_healthier_men_one_moustache_at_a_time.html)

Uhmm, I may be wrong... but isn't movember about mustaches... not beards?

Yar
11-06-2012, 05:53 AM
I think there are more women on staff now than men so it's no wonder we kinda just overlooked movember.

Just stop shaving your legs for a month. Be manly!

Shorty
11-06-2012, 06:05 AM
No, you will all start now and post pictures of your progress.

Make us happy.

NorthernChaosGod
11-06-2012, 09:32 AM
Can I just post a picture of my current beard that I will let grow free for the month?

Pumpkin
11-06-2012, 09:36 AM
No. No beards can be posted or exist.

:stare:

NorthernChaosGod
11-06-2012, 09:38 AM
Quiet, you.

sharkythesharkdogg
11-06-2012, 12:51 PM
I had a week head start this time, so it won't be official, but I'm having fun. :jess:


Everyone I know loves my beard.

theundeadhero
11-06-2012, 08:03 PM
January :colbert:

Steve
11-06-2012, 10:12 PM
Sod you lot lol, I tried getting this ball rolling A MONTH AGO! Did anyone listen? Did anyone pledge to join me... NO! As it is I happen to have not shaved properly in a month just been trimming back the stubble.

Flying Mullet
11-06-2012, 10:48 PM
One month ago was not Mo/Brovember. :colbert:

Steve
11-06-2012, 10:56 PM
No but I was trying to get it organized so we could raise some money for charity again like we did last year when we made a relatively large amount for a relatively small group of us growing. So stop being such a muelly mule! :doublecolbert:

Flying Mullet
11-06-2012, 11:58 PM
I am not a mule!37936

TrollHunter
11-07-2012, 12:23 AM
-cough-
Uhm, guys. Typically, movember isn't about growing beards for charity. It's mustaches for charity.
My friends at school were making this mistake too ._.
Movember United States - Get Involved (http://us.movember.com/get-involved/)
Adam Garone: Healthier men, one moustache at a time | Video on TED.com (http://www.ted.com/talks/adam_garone_healthier_men_one_moustache_at_a_time.html)
Movember - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movember)

Who knows, maybe I'm the misinformed one... but I don't think that's the case this time around.

Flying Mullet
11-07-2012, 12:44 AM
The beards are for Brovember, I just happened to use Movember in the thread title.

fire_of_avalon
11-07-2012, 12:55 AM
A mustache without a beard is lonely. Unless it's on Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck or my dad.

I will donate a dollar to prostate cancer research for every dude on EoFF who grows a beard AND posts the progress in this thread.

EDIT: So far that's only four dollars. Show me your faces, jerkasses.

Shorty
11-07-2012, 12:59 AM
Double it. I'm game.

You'd all better still have facial hair by the end of November. :colbert:

Huckleberry Quin
11-07-2012, 02:09 AM
foa and Shorty. I want you to know that I am growing a moustache/beard. I don't have an official donation page, but I want proof that you're donating. However, I do not want one dollar per member: I demand one dollar per week per member! #raisingthestakeslikeaboss

Shorty
11-07-2012, 02:14 AM
Absolutely not. What do you think we are, rich?

fire_of_avalon
11-07-2012, 02:26 AM
Let's see how many members will consistently post beard updates and I might be game for this. I could afford forty bucks if it's 10 of you. If 50 members get involved I can't play by those rules.

Shorty
11-07-2012, 02:29 AM
foa, how about we split it? Get ten members, foa and I will split the amount.

Huckleberry Quin
11-07-2012, 02:35 AM
I'm okay to be split between foa and Shorty. :jokey:

Shorty
11-07-2012, 03:27 AM
No. The splitting is between the two of us. No one else is invited.

Unless you want to, you know, help our pockets out.

I don't know what I'm saying.

fire_of_avalon
11-07-2012, 05:11 AM
Shorty wants you to make love to our pockets.

Not the flesh ones, the ones where we store money. In our pants.

The cloth pockets in our pants where we store money.

There's no money in my vagina.

Pumpkin
11-07-2012, 06:35 AM
No but I was trying to get it organized so we could raise some money for charity again like we did last year when we made a relatively large amount for a relatively small group of us growing. So stop being such a muelly mule! :doublecolbert:

Most of that money came from me and this year I have no income so....yeah.

Hoepfully Megan and Shorty's idea will help out.

NorthernChaosGod
11-07-2012, 06:59 AM
A mustache without a beard is lonely. Unless it's on Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck or my dad.

I will donate a dollar to prostate cancer research for every dude on EoFF who grows a beard AND posts the progress in this thread.

EDIT: So far that's only four dollars. Show me your faces, jerkasses.

I'll participate if I can go from this and just let it grow wild for a month.

http://i47.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/vcx66q.jpg

Shorty
11-07-2012, 07:00 AM
Now that is more like it.

foa is correct with the pants pockets. No vaginas in the beard thread.

Flying Mullet
11-07-2012, 07:10 AM
No vaginas in the beard thread.
Hey now, let's not be too hasty...

Flying Mullet
11-07-2012, 06:26 PM
Super evil immoral double-post!

End of Week One and in the itchy phase:
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sharkythesharkdogg
11-07-2012, 07:39 PM
I'll post a progress picture when I get home.

Steve
11-07-2012, 08:04 PM
See if I was up for it, I could totally go ahead with the original plan...John Travolta's handlebar tache from taking of pelham 123

Jowy
11-08-2012, 02:54 AM
also suffering through the itchy phase

<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/psycho_mantis/beard2.jpg>

sharkythesharkdogg
11-08-2012, 03:22 AM
http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz318/sharkythesharkdogg/2012-11-07211724.jpg

fire_of_avalon
11-08-2012, 03:54 AM
I demand more smiles out of you all. You are doing real men's work, growing those beards. You should be happy.

Jowy
11-08-2012, 04:45 AM
hard to smile when my face is itchy all damn day!

NorthernChaosGod
11-08-2012, 05:56 AM
I demand more smiles out of you all. You are doing real men's work, growing those beards. You should be happy.

I have a bit of a smirk, that should be good enough.

Huckleberry Quin
11-08-2012, 09:30 PM
sharky has a ridiculously handsome beard. You bastard.

Flying Mullet
11-12-2012, 07:41 PM
Unfortunately, I've had to shave my beard off for personal reasons. My beard had grown in enough that I was able to shape it as well. :(

I took one last picture right before I shaved (with a big smile for foa) and here was my progression:
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Shorty
11-12-2012, 07:41 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:(

sharkythesharkdogg
11-12-2012, 08:16 PM
And then there were......however many of us there are left. I dunno. Someone finish that out for me.

Jowy
11-12-2012, 11:58 PM
i am beginning to instill fear in all of the other males at work with the greatness of my neckbeard. i am the alpha wolf.

Shorty
11-13-2012, 09:53 PM
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I think you all should adopt this series of events into your own lives.

Jowy
11-14-2012, 01:22 AM
full on neckbeard at this point

<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/psycho_mantis/neckbeard.jpg>

NorthernChaosGod
11-15-2012, 06:25 AM
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/7315/photo2taq.jpg

Jinx
11-17-2012, 05:29 PM
What is this Movember shit?

It's No Shave November.

Movember sounds retarded.

TrollHunter
11-17-2012, 08:22 PM
Movember United States - Get Involved (http://us.movember.com/get-involved/)
Adam Garone: Healthier men, one moustache at a time | Video on TED.com (http://www.ted.com/talks/adam_garone_healthier_men_one_moustache_at_a_time.html)
Movember - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Movember)


The beards are for Brovember, I just happened to use Movember in the thread title.

Shorty
11-17-2012, 11:42 PM
Prostate cancer thanks you for your support.

Shiny
11-17-2012, 11:47 PM
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This just in: growing facial hair makes you happier!

TrollHunter
11-18-2012, 05:41 AM
Prostate cancer thanks you for your support.
I love supporting prostate cancer, I wish everyone had it.
anyway,
I was merely letting boobs know what it was, and what the title was meant to be.
:colbert:

Shorty
11-18-2012, 05:42 AM
My post was for TB and not for you as clearly you know what the title of this thread was for, nerdface!

TrollHunter
11-18-2012, 05:49 AM
Well.... Well...
You're a meaniemcjerkface

Yeah, I said it.
http://i.qkme.me/3539c8.jpg

Shorty
11-18-2012, 05:59 AM
I'm a meaniemcjerkface for being on the side of prostate cancer? :aimmad:

themagicroundabout
11-18-2012, 06:22 AM
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Sometimes even I have difficulty drawing the line between where my hair ends and my beard begins. I feel as if I am slowly but surely turning into http://www.freaknet.org.uk/pages02/archive/images/phineas1.gif

TrollHunter
11-18-2012, 08:07 AM
I'm a meaniemcjerkface for being on the side of prostate cancer? :aimmad:

Wait? You're siding WITH prostate cancer? That's terrible!

Jinx
11-18-2012, 10:38 PM
I think we should support prostate cancer funds. :(

I just prefer the title No Shave November to Movember.

sharkythesharkdogg
11-18-2012, 11:14 PM
Update. I don't know if this will work, because I had to make a new account on imageshack. Photobucket's homepage hasn't been able to load up for several days now.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/469/photorud.jpg

NorthernChaosGod
11-19-2012, 12:09 AM
Nice beard, bro.

sharkythesharkdogg
11-19-2012, 02:22 PM
You're not lookin' too bad yourself. :jokey:

Jowy
11-30-2012, 04:56 PM
last day, boys! let's see 'em! someone I work with commented that my neckbeard hair is fusing with the hair on the back of my neck. i've never felt so manly in my entire life.

Shorty
11-30-2012, 05:45 PM
eric are you a sasquatch in real life

I Don't Need A Name
11-30-2012, 05:48 PM
full on neckbeard at this point

<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/psycho_mantis/neckbeard.jpg>


http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/7315/photo2taq.jpg

The glasses are similar... EVEN THE TSHIRTS ARE SIMILAR. Certified conspiracy. NCG=J

Jowy
11-30-2012, 06:04 PM
eric are you a sasquatch in real life

i may or may not be...i do have poor posture and i'm covered in hair.

NGC and I are both just dashingly handsome gentlemen. i can't grow a proper goatee though so he's got me beaten there.

Clo
11-30-2012, 10:52 PM
Time to shave!

Jowy
11-30-2012, 10:59 PM
Time to shave!

i don't wanna :aimcry:

Clo
11-30-2012, 11:00 PM
Time to shave!

i don't wanna :aimcry:

Do it while drunk to up the bloodshed and excitement.

Jowy
11-30-2012, 11:00 PM
it's like you already know how my friday nights usually go down

sharkythesharkdogg
12-01-2012, 12:42 AM
http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz318/sharkythesharkdogg/photo-4.jpg



http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz318/sharkythesharkdogg/photo-2.jpg



http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz318/sharkythesharkdogg/photo-5.jpg

Jiro
12-01-2012, 01:25 AM
sharky do you just grow the most distinguished beard naturally or what? I just can't even comprehend how you look that damned masculine. You really know how to pull off that gentlemanly look.

Also last night I dreamt that I had a full on mo. Imagine my disappointment to wake up and see it's still not true :( ONE DAY

Shorty
12-01-2012, 01:27 AM
where's mulley :(

sharky is indeed a generous beard-grower and I am impressed!

sharkythesharkdogg
12-01-2012, 04:31 PM
sharky do you just grow the most distinguished beard naturally or what? I just can't even comprehend how you look that damned masculine. You really know how to pull off that gentlemanly look.

Also last night I dreamt that I had a full on mo. Imagine my disappointment to wake up and see it's still not true :( ONE DAY

I took classes under Prof. Al Borland. I'm now certified in beardness.




sharky is indeed a generous beard-grower and I am impressed!

Rumor is that he's also a generous lover. >__>

Thanks for the compliments, guys. It was a fun month! :jess:

fire_of_avalon
12-02-2012, 12:25 AM
So how much money am I doling out? Who was left at the end?

NorthernChaosGod
12-02-2012, 01:43 AM
With awesome bedhead too.

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3762/photo3dbj.jpg

Jowy
12-02-2012, 02:39 AM
credit where credit's due, man.

you totally won the unofficial beard contest. let it go until the end of the year.

NorthernChaosGod
12-04-2012, 05:45 AM
Wait, are you saying I won? :confused:

I would have, but my girlfriend totally hated it so I trimmed it down all nice and neat.

Jiro
12-04-2012, 11:08 AM
This should definitely be turned into a redux of Shorty's beard contest. Don't shave, keep posting updates, go.

Shorty
12-04-2012, 03:59 PM
We can just start the beard contest from here? :D?

Jowy
12-04-2012, 04:46 PM
NO

GODDAMMIT

I SHAVED YESTERDAY :aimcry:

Cuchulainn
12-04-2012, 06:54 PM
Why you al shaving? It's Decembeard. Next month is Januhairy. no razors for 30 days for either sex. By Fabruary I want all males here looking like Chubacca and every female looking like Frieda Kahlo.

Shorty
12-04-2012, 06:55 PM
Sorry, bro. I can't be hairier than my Swede when I see him in two weeks.

sharkythesharkdogg
12-04-2012, 07:32 PM
Wait, are you saying I won? :confused:

I would have, but my girlfriend totally hated it so I trimmed it down all nice and neat.

We all win. You had a great beard already, and Eric and I made pretty good ones for only having a month. :jess:

NorthernChaosGod
12-05-2012, 11:25 AM
Wait, are you saying I won? :confused:

I would have, but my girlfriend totally hated it so I trimmed it down all nice and neat.

We all win. You had a great beard already, and Eric and I made pretty good ones for only having a month. :jess:

Hell yeah! Beards galore.

I think the ladies of EoFF are the real winners for being able to witness all our beard-y goodness.

Flying Mullet
12-10-2012, 04:55 PM
Sorry, bro. I can't be hairier than my Swede when I see him in two weeks.
Then he better start growing a beard.