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Madonna
11-04-2012, 06:28 AM
Let's post our little known secrets of schlupduck. Like this one time she freaked the hell out when I was accused of stalking her sister. Yeah right. I'm married!
CimminyCricket
11-04-2012, 07:20 AM
O_O


That is all.
Shlup
11-04-2012, 07:21 AM
I don't have a sister.
Lone Wolf Leonhart
11-04-2012, 07:32 AM
Shlup likes dipping bananas in tomato soup.

I don't know why I remember this.
Shlup
11-04-2012, 07:40 AM
That was actually my breakfast today. Though I've switched to yellow tomato soup.
Madonna
11-04-2012, 08:25 AM
more shlupsecrets!
WildRaubtier
11-04-2012, 11:49 AM
I heard she's actually a type of goldfish.
Psychotic
11-04-2012, 03:44 PM
How PGesque.
Raistlin
11-04-2012, 04:02 PM
I don't know if any of you know this, but ShlupQuack was married on my birthday.

Also, her love for me was so well known that an EoFFer once seriously thought I was her husband. That was funny.
krissy
11-04-2012, 04:20 PM
when she was 10, shlup stuck a pencil through the hand of one of her mathematics teachers

he later went on to teach community college courses on coping with depression
Unbreakable Will
11-04-2012, 04:34 PM
Shlupquack is in fact;

37910
sharkythesharkdogg
11-04-2012, 04:47 PM
Her knees actually bend backward, like a type of bird. Her sprint speed is impressive.
Cuchulainn
11-04-2012, 05:07 PM
I heard she has a penis. Ive even seen a picture.
Tigmafuzz
11-04-2012, 05:19 PM
Uhh (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/36624.html)
Rantz
11-04-2012, 05:49 PM
I'm not giving away her secrets! Not even the one about the brazilian midget and the buttflap.
Peegee
11-04-2012, 06:57 PM
tell it! I'm a cat
WildRaubtier
11-05-2012, 03:05 AM
Her knees actually bend backward, like a type of bird.
Those are ankles!
Tigmafuzz
11-05-2012, 10:25 AM
Her knees are her ankles.
Shlup
11-05-2012, 10:29 AM
One of these just plain isn't true.
Old Manus
11-05-2012, 12:18 PM
I hear her o-face is the same shape as the Czech Republic
Shoeberto
11-05-2012, 05:04 PM
She's currently on her fourth marriage.
Peegee
11-05-2012, 05:26 PM
One of these just plain isn't true.

but one of them is true
Goldenboko
11-05-2012, 06:05 PM
:stare:
Bunny
11-05-2012, 06:15 PM
She has posters of N'Sync all over her bedroom walls and has a bear obsession.
Del Murder
11-05-2012, 09:17 PM
Originally Loony BoB was supposed to go to the FFXIII-2 event with me. But Amanda called Interpol on him and told them he was running a human trafficking ring out of his flat, citing his collection of human hair samples as evidence. That's also why BoB doesn't post as much anymore. They only allow for one hour of internet per day in prison.
Tigmafuzz
11-05-2012, 11:27 PM
The plot thickens.
Agent Proto
11-05-2012, 11:31 PM
She gives BJ a new nickname every other night.
theundeadhero
11-06-2012, 02:08 AM
Madonna is actually an account of Shlupwing Duck.