Friendly advice for the ladies.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Probably NSFW.

It's not a comfortable subject, but Lysol wants you to know they have your best interest at heart.



http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ShYMFskhDqE/UAYNGcbc38I/AAAAAAAAA2Q/yhHi2nDyF6I/s1600/952589017_ada5b6da70_o.jpg

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/189/483083457_0122a279ee_z.jpg?zz=1

Oh, 1920's. You make me giggle.

[Shorty]

:colbert:

[Quindiana Jones]

That looks like an article you'd find in any of those idiot's women's magazines nowadays.

[Bolivar]

That looks like an article you'd find in any of those idiot's women's magazines nowadays.

Yeah, except written edgier.

[Tigmafuzz]

Lysol? For... that? Yeah, that sounds healthy enough. :freak:



That looks like an article you'd find in any of those idiot's women's magazines nowadays.

Yeah, except written edgier.

http://i.imgur.com/fWB4c.png

[CimminyCricket]

He definitely looks like a dapper dan man.

[Shorty]

Friendly advice for gentlemen: don't give advice for women to use douches lysol.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Sarah, the past is full of excellent advice if you would just listen.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lojdgi803S1qmdmmpo1_500.png

[Shlup]

I am so uncomfortable right now.

[kotora]

37952

[Quindiana Jones]

Those were the days...

[Jowy]

wonder what other ailments were remedied by railing a line of blow...?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

http://www.adbranch.com/wp-content/uploads/coca-cola_bobby_walthour_1909-610x500.jpg

[Araciel]

wonder what other ailments were remedied by railing a line of blow...?

All of them.

It makes you feel great.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I want some old timey medicine.

[Jiro]

http://www.adbranch.com/wp-content/uploads/coca-cola_bobby_walthour_1909-610x500.jpg

Maybe Lance should've tried some of that.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

http://www.adbranch.com/wp-content/uploads/coca-cola_bobby_walthour_1909-610x500.jpg

You Will Enjoy a Glass :Oo:

I read that as a demand.

[Quindiana Jones]

I love it when adverts and warnings use "will". I saw a cigarette warning that said "Smoking WILL cause a slow painful death". xD

[Tigmafuzz]

I saw a cigarette warning that said "Smoking WILL cause a slow painful death". xD

I love it when I see something like that. You know what else carries a really high chance of a slow painful death? Living.

[Shorty]

37956

It's not sexist if I post it.

[Night Fury]

Oh bloody hell
:lol:

I like that these women were telling their doctors that they were being neglected.... hahahahaha

[Iceglow]

lmao gotta love the old advertising from prior to the advertising standards agency. The other ones I love are the old WW2 adverts about spies and doing your part.

[Mirage]

It's a shame we don't see ads like these anymore.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

http://adrenalinmarketing.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/chase_and_sanborn_ad1.jpg?w=600

Apparently they were fucking serious about coffee back then.

[Shorty]

ahahaha whaaaaaat

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/powers_of_persuasion/use_it_up/images_html/images/ride_with_hitler.jpg

[maybee]

37970

If you can't smurfing cook you're smurfing useless women.

[Mirage]

You see what you want to see, I guess!

[Jiro]

If she did burn the beer I would have been incredibly surprised

[Tigmafuzz]

http://i.imgur.com/Aekj4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/4kAgL.jpg

I'll always have a special place in my heart for this odd piece:

http://i.imgur.com/cfH1o.jpg

[sharkythesharkdogg]

0__o

That kid is awful.

Also,

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IBVPgalgRAk/TUmkpi2QcPI/AAAAAAAADTg/559Mtocvs5s/s1600/Blatz+Beer+for+mother+and+baby+ad.jpg

and the miracles of asbestos and ddt.

http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/articles/asbestos2.jpg

http://gogd.tjs-labs.com/pictures/ddt-day-06-01-1947-069-M3.jpg

DDT wall paper for children, because it kills any bug that comes in contact with the wall.
bahahahahaaaa!

[Tigmafuzz]

:lol:

[Chris]

Not so much ads, as they are fantasies.


http://cdn.bernardgoldberg.com/wp-content/uploads/barack_obama_in_drag-205x300.jpg


http://readysetfeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Sexy-Barack-Obama-as-a-Woman-68983.jpg

[Tigmafuzz]

Not so much ads, as they are fantasies.


http://cdn.bernardgoldberg.com/wp-content/uploads/barack_obama_in_drag-205x300.jpg


http://readysetfeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Sexy-Barack-Obama-as-a-Woman-68983.jpg


Oh god why

[maybee]

Did that bug killing wallpaper really work ? I smurfing hate bugs and it would be nice to have a room without them each day. Sigh.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Yeah, the issues is that it worked TOO well. See the documentary, Silent Spring.

[Jiro]

Yeah, the issues is that it worked TOO well. See the documentary, Silent Spring.

Or the book. Read parts of it (and watched the movie) for class in ol' USA. Terrifying to watch kids just getting doused in the stuff.

[Raistlin]

http://i.imgur.com/Aekj4.jpg

That's obviously false advertising. Everyone knows women are too weak to open things!

[Laddy]

Folgers Coffee Sexist 60's Ads - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnjjkgIO3Ck)

[Mercen-X]

When I hear douche, one of two things mind: idiots... or more seriously, some weird perfumed tube my grandma used to have in the bathroom. So, since childhood, I've associated that term with that smell which I then associate with the bathroom, my grandma, and senior citizens in general quite disturbingly.

[maybee]

http://i.imgur.com/Aekj4.jpg

That's obviously false advertising. Everyone knows women are too weak to open things!

Yup. We even need help to read things. I have a male helper right now, helping me type and read this.

[Pumpkin]

http://i.imgur.com/Aekj4.jpg

That's obviously false advertising. Everyone knows women are too weak to open things!

I've always wondered how single women open things.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Hammer or saw.

[Shorty]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzvec6W4J1rtr67io1_500.jpg

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

So I recently realized the picture I posted in this thread had nothing to do with the ladies.

But I also see this thread as partially being "post retro pics of lol", so I went with it. :cool:

[maybee]

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[Quindiana Jones]

Wow. The others were just adorably ignorant, but that one is just full on dominatory.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Oh sure Quinn. The ad I found with the woman getting spanked for buying the wrong brand of coffee had no BDSM undertones.

:stare:

[Jinx]

http://i.imgur.com/Aekj4.jpg

That's obviously false advertising. Everyone knows women are too weak to open things!

That was the implication with the ad. /eyeroll

[Mercen-X]

http://i.imgur.com/Aekj4.jpg

That's obviously false advertising. Everyone knows women are too weak to open things!

That was the implication with the ad. /eyerollIt was double-sarcasm.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I'll spoiler these because they're a little big.

A little bit of crowd control.....

http://armsandthelaw.com/archives/2%20Thompson%20ad%20sm.jpg


I don't even know what this is. How is this supposed to sell underwear again?

http://m3.img.libdd.com/farm4/7/7A3C76CB73CEE76311398821CE4FAC07_506_1280.JPEG

I actually think they had the right idea on this next one. >__> Well, besides creating body images of another variety.

http://www.moda.ru/files/user/02/84/54/content/17600/800x800x85_af72cb0b9f40a33f5eed3a542c184273.jpg

and a random fun one.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m434gryjKy1r5e4l4o1_500.png

[Mercen-X]

suffocation... where's my inhaler. Shi... I don't have one!