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11-28-2012, 03:14 AM
What are your guys' favourite jokes?

A few of my favourite knock knock jokes are in this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPTGfL3N9dU) song.

Do you have any jokes you made up that you're proud of?

11-28-2012, 03:16 AM
An Irishman walks out of a bar.

I Took the Red Pill
11-28-2012, 04:45 AM
Forums of Loathing - View Single Post - Really Bad Joke Thread (http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1704611&postcount=96)

I tell this one to my friends when we're waiting for a long time. If we have a long walk, or a long ride on the subway, or if we're passing the time waiting for something. They either hate me afterwards or love it.

11-28-2012, 05:00 AM
my favorite jokes are either racist or sexist or something like that

i'm a terrible person

Citizen Bleys
11-28-2012, 05:02 AM
I don't think it counts as a knock knock joke if you can print it out and club a man to death with it.

@Red Pill

11-28-2012, 05:08 AM
i dunno, when i printed frig7 it was pretty heavy

11-28-2012, 05:09 AM
The Horatio CSI Meme gets me everytime.

Especially when it transcends into other media.


Citizen Bleys
11-28-2012, 05:14 AM
i dunno, when i printed frig7 it was pretty heavy

All knock-knock jokes may be abominations, but not all abominations are knock-knock jokes.

11-29-2012, 12:23 PM
A baby seal walks into a club.

11-29-2012, 12:29 PM
What does seymour guado do when he's horny?

He maesterbates

11-29-2012, 02:09 PM
My life