Knock knock

[themagicroundabout]

What are your guys' favourite jokes?

A few of my favourite knock knock jokes are in this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPTGfL3N9dU) song.

Do you have any jokes you made up that you're proud of?

[CimminyCricket]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Forums of Loathing - View Single Post - Really Bad Joke Thread (http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1704611&postcount=96)

I tell this one to my friends when we're waiting for a long time. If we have a long walk, or a long ride on the subway, or if we're passing the time waiting for something. They either hate me afterwards or love it.

[Denmark]

my favorite jokes are either racist or sexist or something like that

i'm a terrible person

[Citizen Bleys]

I don't think it counts as a knock knock joke if you can print it out and club a man to death with it.

@Red Pill

[krissy]

i dunno, when i printed frig7 it was pretty heavy

[Aulayna]

The Horatio CSI Meme gets me everytime.

Especially when it transcends into other media.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llfj6s3HdH1qz4tuto1_500.jpg

[Citizen Bleys]

i dunno, when i printed frig7 it was pretty heavy

All knock-knock jokes may be abominations, but not all abominations are knock-knock jokes.

[CimminyCricket]

A baby seal walks into a club.

[Parker]

What does seymour guado do when he's horny?

He maesterbates

[Balzac]

My life