Comment Cards

[Citizen Bleys]

ITT post ideas for what to write on restaurant comment cards.

"Enormous s##t fountain in the ladies' washroom. Truly disgusting. Signed, Robert"

[Laddy]

I always accuse them of serving people.

[DK]

"I've got SARS, and now most of you probably do, too." make sure you cough loudly in the general direction of every staff member who comes within 10 feet of you.

it would be a lot more effective if i could think of a current worldwide potential pandemic disease but apparently my brain is stuck in 2002 or something.

[Jiro]

"Food tasted like plastic. Lucky I paid with fake money."

[Shorty]

"I saw what happened in the kitchen and I'm going to the press."

[Balzac]

"They are on to us!"

[Del Murder]

'Please bill to Room 103.'

[Flaming Ice]

"Nice body. Please marry me"

[Citizen Bleys]

Oh how I wish I could rep on mobile. Well played, EoFF

[Heath]

"There's a comment card in my soup."

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

"If you see any sketchy comments, please be aware that the idea likely originated on the following page of the internet: http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/146929-comment-cards.html"

alternatively

"There's a reason I ran out of here in a hurry. Ponder on that for a minute."

[Jiro]

I didn't realise you offered complimentary escargo.

[Psychotic]

"I enjoyed the food, thank you for a lovely evening. I will recommend you to all of my friends."

[Citizen Bleys]

"I enjoyed the food, thank you for a lovely evening. I will recommend you to all of my friends."

Signed, Nick Griffin.

[Psychotic]

At a curry house, naturally.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I know the head chef is bald, but a hair appeared in my sandwich. Also, there was a special sauce....