aqua teen hunger force quote dump thread

[Jowy]

I DON'T NEED NO INSTRUCTIONS TO KNOW HOW TO ROCK!

[Shorty]

No, Frylock. The Highlander was a documentary, and the events occurred in real time.

oh dear lord this thread makes me so happy

[Jowy]

Frylock: Wow! a bird-feeder!
Meatwad: No! Those are them wrap-around sunglasses you've been wanting! Aren't you excited?

[escobert]

Every line in every episode.
/endthread

[Shorty]

We don’t need a toilet. The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for us for years, and it will continue to work.

[Jowy]

EMORY! THE MELON IS ON FIRE!

[Shorty]

DANCING IS FORBIDDEN

[escobert]

I DON'T NEED NO INSTRUCTIONS TO KNOW HOW TO ROCK!

This is one of my favorite episodes.

Smoke while doing so

[Jowy]

Do not insult Obnoticus, or you shall be damned forever to the forbidden zone!

[Shorty]

There's pork in there too. See, I rolled it in ranch dressing then force fed it to her. How do you think she died, natural causes?

[escobert]

Shake: Carl, did you see our flag? Pretty boss, huh?
Carl: Look all I know is that this cord here was plugged into my house. And your house was glowing like the frickin sun. So I put two and two together there hey... and decided that you're pissing me off.

[Shorty]

That's a deep kiss too, like the Europeans. You know, the French, they have to unhinge their jaw to show love.

[Jinx]

OOC: Now I really want to watch Aqua Teen, you asses.

[Shorty]

Aqua Teen is the greatest ever. You are an abomination to the lord if you haven't seen it so get on it, lady. :colbert:

edit: I will pretty much only be quoting Shake in this thread because he is my favorite cartoon character of all time.

[Jinx]

Oh, I've seen it. I used to watch that show all the time! I just haven't done so in ages.

[Shorty]

oh well in that case :love:

[Jowy]

I DON'T NEED NO INSTRUCTIONS TO KNOW HOW TO ROCK!

This is one of my favorite episodes.

Smoke while doing so

Now wrap yourself around that rack of DVDs.

[escobert]

Aqua Teen is the greatest ever. You are an abomination to the lord if you haven't seen it so get on it, lady. :colbert:

edit: I will pretty much only be quoting Shake in this thread because he is my favorite cartoon character of all time.

I too am a massive shake fan.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Steve... send the Phone Spiders.......

.....I guess we're not interested! A HA HA HA HAAAA!


EDIT: How did you people forget about Dr. Weird?!?!

[I Took the Red Pill]

Do you know how many birthdays there are a year? There are hundreds. Literally, hundreds.

[Jowy]

I haven't paid taxes in six years.. I am not gettin' busted by a sandwich!

[Goldenboko]

Yeah! For justice! ...You know, when the villains try to do stuff, he's like, you know, like a rain out...rain it out! Justice "rains" supreme!

[escobert]

Steve... send the Phone Spiders.......

.....I guess we're not interested! A HA HA HA HAAAA!


EDIT: How did you people forget about Dr. Weird?!?!

I didn't I just prefer the mooninites and shake :p

[I Took the Red Pill]

You are the gayest monster since gay came to gaytown.

Just say Smith again. It don't matter. None of this matters.

[Jowy]

Frylock: How's that restraining order coming?
Carl: For your information, it's still tied up in the courts cause I don't have photographs of things like this thing you're doing here with my butt. What're you doing? Stop doing it.

[Shorty]

Shake: I think you're talking about Nipple Hut.
Carl: You're thinking CrotchTown.
Shake: CrotchTown?
Meatwad: CrotchTown?
Carl: Yeah, it's near Boobberg... but Boobberg, eh, kinda weak.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Frylock: It sounds like the call is coming from that school bus.
Shake: Inside the bus? It is the bus! The bus of the undead! Vampires!

Meatwad: I hear the sounds of wings on the roof. It's the Tooth Fairy.
Master Shake: What, is she coming for your one tooth? She won't, since I'm gonna kick it outta your head while you're asleep.

[Jowy]

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You guys are high!

[Shorty]

goddamn it I loooooooooove the Plutonians

I am now ANGRY because between this thread and the Archer thread I've given out too much rep in the past 24 hours :aimmad:

[Jowy]

there's no daily limit, is there?

[Shorty]

APPARENTLY THERE IS

[Jowy]

wow that's messed up!

[Shorty]

Ignignokt: Where shall I drape this primitive Earth towel?
Shake: Drape it on Frylock's computer, that thing heats up pretty good.