Ciddies XXIII: Winner Revelations Thread

[Faris]

Everyone wins! :happybday

[Jiro]

Love your work Award Guy but seriously who the fuck won this xD

[Psychotic]

Love your work Award Guy but seriously who the fuck won this xDWE'LL NEVER KNOW

[Jiro]

UNCLE BIG HANDS, IT MUST BE

[Citizen Bleys]

Y'know, I actually think this would be funnier if we never found out who won Most Mysterious.

[Pike]

CIDDIES ARE OVER

EVERYONE GO HOME

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Citizen Bleys &middot; Del Murder &middot; Freya &middot; Iceglow &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Pike &middot; Psychotic &middot; Raistlin &middot; Rantz

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Lockharted
Citizen Bleys
Goldenboko
Madonna
Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (5/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Loony BoB (5/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Laddy
Agent Proto
Faris</td><td style="border:0 none;">Del Murder (4/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Del Murder
Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic (2/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Psychotic]

Uncle Big Hands is the dude with 1 vote, surely.

It doesn't matter. Some things are just not meant for mortal eyes. Let's move on!

[Pike]

BOB YOU CAD

[Jiro]

This is one of those categories that is hard to define. Everybody has within them the ability to influence things, people, events. But some members have an almost uncanny ability to sway the masses when they speak. In a world full of individuals, it makes sense that our collection of companions is as diverse as life itself. With that in mind, how do each of our nominees influence life as we know it?

To make this a little easier, I have assigned each nominee to a member of 2011's Time 100. Makes sense, right?


Citizen Bleys as Julian Assange

He's an enemy of the US and one of the most hated individuals in the eyes of British media, but Citizen Bleys is a man with incredible knowledge and absolutely no qualms with dragging up old information to share with the public.


http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/7/13/1279027004021/Julian-Assange-007.jpg


Del Murder as George RR Martin

Perhaps if George RR Martin wrote happy fairytales, this would be a better fit. Del Murder has been a stalwart of EoFF, and his year has been full of adventure and good tales. We all hope he's got enough life left in him to continue the great work he is doing.


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hbo_georgerrmartin_120814a-615x345.jpg


Freya as Michelle Obama

Behind every great man is a greater woman, right? Freya's impact on the forum has been powerful, if little known. Her role in approaching new members and welcoming them with open arms has been instrumental in ensuring the prolonged posting of many members.


http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Galleries/Michelle%20Obama/michelle-obama-thumb.jpg


Iceglow as Justin Bieber

Even though we seem to hate him, deep down we find him incredibly endearing. Nobody knows why, but Iceglow just wants you to love him as much as he loves you. He's growing up while being picked on by kids everywhere, but he's our secret passion. Maybe one day we'll appreciate him for who he is. Never say never, Stevie.


http://images4.mtv.com/uri/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:820040?width=525&height=560&mindimension=324&crop=true&quality=0.85


I'm my own MILF as Kim Jong-un

Power is handed to him. He embraces it. He thrives. I'm my own MILF would probably see EoFF burnt to the ground if he thought it could advance him, but at least he's a bit nicer than his father. That guy is a complete asshole.


http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/3742644-3x2-340x227.jpg


Jiro as Barack Obama

When you try to please everyone, things tend to go awry. With all the pressure resting on his shoulders, it's understandable that Jiro doesn't seem like quite the right person for the job. But with a winning smile and the attention of everyone when he speaks, he'll do for now.


http://cdn.theguardian.tv/brightcove/poster/2012/12/1/121201ObamaAddress_6974369.jpg


Loony BoB as Larry Page

He's watching you. Collecting all sorts of information about you and entering it into his excel spreadsheet. He's sniffing your hair while he's touching his wood. Loony BoB is the head of Google and he controls everything. Even if he looks like a nice guy, he's got too much power.


http://allthingsd.com/files/2012/05/larry_page1.png


Pike as Jennifer Egan

She hides her robotic form well, but her word processor is infalliable, creating works that inform and entertain, picking up an absolute truckload of awards including Ciddies and Pulitzers. Pike's written work can move mountains, or at least convince people that moving mountains would be fun.


http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2011/05/31/1226066/181749-jennifer-egan.jpg


Psychotic as Lionel Messi

A hard working star, Psychotic is unassuming but fierce. He is passionate about what he does, and he's received commendations to prove it. He's got a good heart and a great personality, though it can end up being hidden behind his match mindset. Don't forget that there's a man outside of the game too.


http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/04/article-1352049443134-15D530FA000005DC-323270_466x310.jpg


Raistlin as Mark Zuckerberg

He's everywhere and a part of everything and even so you can't help but want to hate him a little. What an asshole. Raistlin smurferberg is misunderstood because he himself doesn't understand how to be a normal human being. There's a soft spot in all our hearts for him though.


http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/Z/Mark-Zuckerberg-507402-1-402.jpg


Rantz as Colin Firth

He's not loud, he's not obnoxious. He quietly plies his trade and it's because of this that people stop to take notice. Rantz is a true gentleman, a surprising trait for a viking warrior. But one can easily see him reaching his goals due to persistence and without one moment spent complaining.


http://www.firth.com/images/indexawards6b.jpg


So which of our members is the most influential? I'd say Award Guy, because you're going to believe whatever drivel comes out of his mouth. You're all sheep, the lot of you.

[Psychotic]

LOOK OUT GERD MULLER!

*makes a joke about 3 members will get*

[Denmark]

a mystery....................11
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................7
Evastio.......................6
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................5
Innes.........................5
?????????.....................5
?????????.....................5
Del/Cuch....................4
Del/Cuch....................3
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................3
RSL...........................1
Uncle Big Hands...............1

Christmas - 9 letters
Old Manus - 9 letters
Psychotic - 9 letters

I doubt it's Psy, so christmas or nanny manus? :bigsmile:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Citizen Bleys &middot; Del Murder &middot; Freya &middot; Iceglow &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Pike &middot; Psychotic &middot; Raistlin &middot; Rantz

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Loony BoB

The Final Tally
Loony BoB....................13
Psychotic.....................8
Del Murder....................7
Jiro..........................6
Citizen Bleys.................5
Pike..........................4
Raistlin......................4
Iceglow.......................3
I'm my own MILF...............2
Rantz.........................2
RSL...........................1
Freya.........................0</div></div>

[Madame Adequate]

Raistlin smurferberg is misunderstood because he himself doesn't understand how to be a normal human being.

Ahahahaha oh damn son I laughed harder than I ought to have

e; I see this is where Lonny deployed his rigging skills this time around :greenie:

[Psychotic]

a mystery....................11
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................7
Evastio.......................6
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................5
Innes.........................5
?????????.....................5
?????????.....................5
Del/Cuch....................4
Del/Cuch....................3
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................3
RSL...........................1
Uncle Big Hands...............1

Christmas - 9 letters
Old Manus - 9 letters
Psychotic - 9 letters

I doubt it's Psy, so christmas or nanny manus? :bigsmile:
Hey I was a nomination leader! It'll be Christmas though.

[Psychotic]

SECOND TO LOONY BoB????

NOOOOO

IT'S LIKE THE YEARS 2005-2007 ALL OVER AGAIN

:crying2:

[The Man]

clearly rigged. the man must be using his scum powers

##vote: loony bob

[Jiro]

Award Guy is slowrolling me all night. You guys, this Ciddies is just designed to troll me. Fuck!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Levian &middot; Nomination Leader: Demondude, RSL

The Nominees
Cz &middot; Demondude &middot; Dr Unne &middot; eestlinc &middot; Resha &middot; RSL &middot; Rye &middot; Sylvie

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Laddy
Agent Proto
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Del Murder
Madonna
Formalhaut
Pike
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Demondude (10/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Denmark
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Cz (3/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Citizen Bleys</td><td style="border:0 none;">Dr Unne (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">RSL (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Citizen Bleys]

Me, hated in the eyes of the British media? I love the British media :(

Well, the comedians, anyways.

[Jiro]

Ah, nostalgia. Looking back with fondness on those who were once part of our lives. Let us take a few minutes to mourn our fallen heroes, to pay homage to those who have left us behind, and to smile upon thinking of the good times we all shared. I knew most of them at least on an acquaintance level, and the ones I knew seemed pretty cool. I dunno about Sylvie, though. I've heard stories.

Wait, I could have taken this speech to insult these people, couldn't I? Not like they'll ever see it anyway. Balls.

[Del Murder]

Nice ironic win for BoB. Excellent.

[Citizen Bleys]

Where's the fun in insulting someone if they're not around to read it?

[Raistlin]

BoB won Most Influential? What is this, 2003?

[Jiro]

Personally I miss everyone every day.

[Denmark]

this reveal is the best one yet, if you're not in chat then you're missing out

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Levian &middot; Nomination Leader: Demondude, RSL

The Nominees
Cz &middot; Demondude &middot; Dr Unne &middot; eestlinc &middot; Resha &middot; RSL &middot; Rye &middot; Sylvie

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Demondude

The Final Tally
Demondude....................12
Rye..........................11
RSL...........................7
Cz............................6
eestlinc......................5
Resha.........................5
Sylvie........................5
Dr Unne.......................4</div></div>

[Hollycat]

Huh, I had rye pegged to win that one.

[Jiro]

I look forward to seeing a Ciddies where he isn't banned.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Peegee &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Citizen Bleys &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; Iceglow &middot; krissy &middot; Laddy &middot; Mercen-X &middot; Old Manus &middot; Peegee &middot; Sephex &middot; Uncle Big Hands &middot; WildRaubtier

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Agent Proto
Citizen Bleys
Happy Noodle Boy
Goldenboko
Del Murder</td><td style="border:0 none;">Hypoallergenic Cactuar (5/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Faris
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Mercen-X (3/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Pike
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Iceglow (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Formalhaut
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Old Manus (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy</td><td style="border:0 none;">Peegee (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">Sephex (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted</td><td style="border:0 none;">WildRaubtier (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Hollycat]

.....

[Agent Proto]

There's a bunch of weirdos in EoFF. Some moreso than others, but we'll never have a shortage of actual weird members, so allow me to prepare reasons why each nominee deserves to win, or something regarding being considered the Most Weirdest in one large paragraph. I'm sure you can make something weird out of it.

Ahem, first we have Citizen Bleys, who can once claim to have pissed off a cat by pissing in its litterbox. Next, we have Hypoallergenic Cactuar, who once claimed to be an actual Viera who can fly. He even made numerous other claims which have yet to be debunked or confirmed. Thirdly, we have Iceglow, who by all means seem to attact crazy bitches, and enjoys having trout-stained jean jackets. Psy and DK can attest to his weirdness. krissy is a bit weird in his unique sense of style. I can't seem to get a true grasp of what really makes him weird, but to each their own. Laddy was once weird, by having such a unique taste for random things from being a stereotypical gay male. I guess that could make him weird. As for Mercen-X, I don't know what makes him weird, but you can just tell from reading his posts that he's pretty damn weird. Christmas has some sort of weird fascination with Old Manus, that's just weird in itself. Don't get me started on Peegee, everything about him is weird. I don't think Sephex can be weird, he's like the most unweirdest member nominated. But being friends with eedczxcvbnm could be considered really weird. Uncle Big Hands gives off that weird vibe every now and then. Living in Idaho is weird enough as it is. And finally, we have our ginger Australian with the mutton chops, WildRaubtier. Bring it on!

[Jiro]

We got a lovely bunch of weirdos here

[Citizen Bleys]

Insane? I'll show you insane!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Peegee &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Citizen Bleys &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; Iceglow &middot; krissy &middot; Laddy &middot; Mercen-X &middot; Old Manus &middot; Peegee &middot; Sephex &middot; Uncle Big Hands &middot; WildRaubtier

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Iceglow

The Final Tally
Iceglow......................12
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........8
Mercen-X......................8
Peegee........................7
WildRaubtier..................5
Uncle Big Hands...............4
krissy........................3
Sephex........................3
Citizen Bleys.................2
Old Manus.....................2
Laddy.........................1
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[The Man]

Certainly trouting oneself in a restaurant is pretty goddamn weird, but weirder than Mercen-X? I dunno about that :monster:

[Pike]

Hahahaha look at all those crazy people Steve beat out

[Jiro]

FUCKING STEVE

BA2_Ab09K9Q

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Old Manus &middot; Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Del Murder &middot; DK &middot; Flying Mullet &middot; krissy &middot; Madonna &middot; Old Manus &middot; Psychotic &middot; Rantz &middot; Sephex

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Laddy
Agent Proto
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Madonna
Pike
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">DK (10/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantz (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">Flying Mullet (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">krissy (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys</td><td style="border:0 none;">Madonna (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Del Murder</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Sephex]

I actually hung out with edczxcvbnm last night. We got wasted and played Texas Hold'em.

[Jiro]

Raistlin post your goddamn speech

[Raistlin]

While EoFF’s rep system has a lot of potential uses, it typically only serves one purpose in practice. It can be used to reward intelligent, insightful, and meaningful posts. Of course, no one actually uses it like that on EoFF.

Some people have taken the rep system for their own purposes. Pike reps everything MILF posts in EoEO. Jiro and PG rep every post that mentions their name. Tifa’s Boobs reps everything that mentions boobs.

But most people use rep as EoFF’s version of the Facebook “like” function, as a symbol of being amused. Therefore, the rep a member has earned (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/146804-ciddies-xxiii-your-consideration.html#post3170591) can be a good indicator of just how funny they are to EoFF’s population (thanks to Rantz for the stats).

So what do the stats show?

Del Murder: He made over 2,000 posts in the previous six months, but only 23 of them contained more than one sentence. His 6.5% may seem... well, pathetic, but his rep-per-line is much better.

DK: With a whopping 28.4% rep rate, DK by far leads EoFF’s active posters. Though half of that rep came from just two (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html#post3130272) posts (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement-3.html#post3130794).

For the record, DK’s rep rate makes him approximately 4.4 times as funny Del. The numbers don’t lie.

Flying Mullet: Yikes, another high one at 19.6%! The crotchety old monkey is a full 3 times as funny as Del.

krissy: His typing has improved, allowing us to actually understand his jokes. His 14.3% rep rate makes him 2.2 times as funny as Del.

Madonna: His always entertaining images and amusing banter have given Lynx (I refuse to call him by his semi-annual new name) a rep rate of 15.2%. He is 2.3 times as funny as Del.

Old Manus: Old Manus is like the grouchier version of Del, posting largely in one-liners. He’s also way funnier; in fact, his 17.0% rep rate makes him 2.6 times as funny as Del.

Psychotic: Psychotic’s rep rate is a respectable 13.5%, especially with his post count higher than everyone but Del on this list, but almost all of his 224 rep points in the last six months have come from making fun of Iceglow. Talk about only going for the low hanging fruit. He is still just over 2 times as funny as Del.

Rantz: Is close to Psy in both post count and rep rate ar 13.4%, and in fact much of his rep has also come at the expense of having one person as the butt of the joke: Shorty (see what I did there?). No matter if you think he’s more or less funny than Psy, the numbers show that Rantz is also 2 times as funny as Del.

Sephex: His knack for not taking any thread too seriously and posting tangential one-liners and images have netted the active poster a rep rate of 12.6%. That may seem low for this list, but he’s still just under twice as funny as Del.

Man, that Del character must not be very funny; can you imagine only being half as funny as Psychotic? How did he even make this list?

Empirical science has clearly demonstrated that DK is far and away the funniest poster on EoFF, but who will the voters pick?

For the record, the member with the highest rep rate who did not make this list was Cuch, who reached 22.2%

[Raistlin]

GOD JIRO I ONLY TOOK A MINUTE

[Jiro]

Good man :aimkiss:

[Shorty]

I am going to murder you, Wesley.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Old Manus &middot; Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Del Murder &middot; DK &middot; Flying Mullet &middot; krissy &middot; Madonna &middot; Old Manus &middot; Psychotic &middot; Rantz &middot; Sephex

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
DK

The Final Tally
DK...........................10
Madonna.......................7
Sephex........................7
Flying Mullet.................6
Rantz.........................6
Old Manus.....................5
Psychotic.....................5
Del Murder....................4
krissy........................4
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[Psychotic]

Awww Steve :aimkiss:

Oh well, at least I am funnier than Del Murder. Which is sort of like saying I'm more normal than Steve, really.

[Denmark]

all you sods who didn't vote krissy

hate you all

[Jiro]

DK

YEAH

YOU BITCH CONGRATULATIONS

LET'S DANCE

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Bunny &middot; Nomination Leader: Cuchulainn

The Nominees
Bunny &middot; Citizen Bleys &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Jowy &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Mirage &middot; Peegee &middot; Psychotic &middot; Tifa's Boobs &middot; WildRaubtier

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Lockharted
Citizen Bleys
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Del Murder
Madonna
Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Cuchulainn (9/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy
Agent Proto</td><td style="border:0 none;">Bunny (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jowy (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">Peegee (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Raistlin]

I am going to murder you, Wesley.

I spoke only the truth! I even used science!

EDIT: A very worthy win for DK. Science wins again!

[Jiro]

Vocaroo | Voice message (http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lRYZ4bbFuC)

This is a song about being evil... oh yeah
There ain't nobody evil-er, evil-er than me
You should know that being evil ain't all it's cracked up to be
I destroyed a planet sat in my boxer short whilst drinking a cup of tea
It was very nice tea... elderflower and cranberry but I digress

You have no idea how hard it is being so bad
Choppin' off people's arms and legs... really makes them sad
But oh how we laughed
Ha ha ha ha no arms and legs, you're just a body and head ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I can kick you in the balls and there's nothing you can do about it ha ha ha

I'm so smurfing evil, I'm crazy and I'm rich
I'll buy all your possessions and then make you my bitch
I'm so smurfing evil, I smurfing swear in the smurfing chorus
...and just so you know, I'm gonna swear in the smurfing verse

Back in the verse now, get ready for this, here it comes... smurfin'
I try my best to be evil, I struggle and I strive
I torture furry animals to within an inch of their furry lives
Took pictures of you naked, posted them on Facebook then I killed your cat
Killed all of your family, especially your auntie cos I wore her head as a hat.

I'm so smurfin' evil, I'm crazy and I'm rich
Buy all your possessions and then make you my bitch
I'm so smurfin' evil, so much evil-er than you (now you're my bitch)
Gonna make you pick all of the peanuts from my pooh
Peanuts from my, peanuts from my, peanuts from my pooh...

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Bunny &middot; Nomination Leader: Cuchulainn

The Nominees
Bunny &middot; Citizen Bleys &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Jowy &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Mirage &middot; Peegee &middot; Psychotic &middot; Tifa's Boobs &middot; WildRaubtier

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Cuchulainn

The Final Tally
Cuchulainn...................14
Bunny........................12
Tifa's Boobs..................8
Peegee........................4
Psychotic.....................4
Citizen Bleys.................3
Loony BoB.....................3
Mirage........................3
WildRaubtier..................2
Jowy..........................1
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[Pike]

Good work, Chuchutrainn.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Pike &middot; Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Christmas &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Jiro &middot; Jowy &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Madonna &middot; milliegoesbeep &middot; Pike &middot; Rantz &middot; Shorty

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Agent Proto
Faris
Goldenboko
Jiro
Madonna
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Pike (7/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Laddy
Happy Noodle Boy
Del Murder</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (4/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys
Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Christmas (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">Shorty (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantz (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Night Fury]

Oh Bubba you are excellent.

[Jiro]

In my personal opinion, the award for "nicest member" should be the most coveted of the bunch. Being talkative, intelligent, evil, or just sexier than hell are great and all, but it takes a special kind of person to truly be branded "nice". That is what makes them truly unforgettable and the most valuable member of this community. This award is for the member who always brings a smile to our face every time we see their avatar in a thread. That one person who will always make your day with something as simple as a text message or phone call. The one who will always be there to listen.



As a nominee for the Evilest Member Ciddie (aka, the Cool Kids), I can tell you, I smurfing hate doormat, puss, good-two shoes. So, I bring you my take on these so called "Nice Members" (aka, the Band Geeks.) Read on to see my verbal equivalent of throwing my food at them in the cafeteria that is EoFF.

Dude, what is up with this chick. Seriously. Is she five? I don't know. She's always like, "OH HEY YOU ARE SO LOVELY AND MR. TURD HE LIKES TO EAT PANCAKES I WANT TO HUG YOU DESU DESU IN CHINA." Seriously, she's not nice. She's just weird. And hey, even if she was nice, I'm pretty sure I'd still hate her.

This guy is the biggest pussy. He's always like, "I love you. Let's be friends. You are an intelligent person, and your posts and opinions are very well thought out." He's like, this cuddly bunny all the time, and it makes me want to gag.

Oh, God. Really? This guy. This smurfing guy. How dull. All he ever talks about is how DESERVING people are. He's always got to be SELFLESS and HELPFUL. He needs to grow a smurfing pair, in my opinion. I'm way more of a dude than this guy. Jiro? More like "Vajiro."

What? Should be in Evilest, imho. Probably the only person on this list who's bearable.

Not sure if he made this list because he's nice to EoFF or if he's nice to SQUARE ENIX. Seriously. How much further can this dude brown nose? THEY ENT EVER GONNA LOVE YOU TOWNS JUST TURN BACK. Pathetic, the way he follows them around like a puppy.

LOL I'M FROM HAWAII AND MARRIED AND I WILL SAY FRIENDLY THINGS TO PEOPLE AND COMPLIMENT THEM ON THEIR APPEARANCE AND THEIR PERSONALITIES. Old dude.

I mean...I guess if by nice you mean "Newbie who joined and was made staff two weeks later and then only did one staff thing and then disappeared and posts maybe once a month." Hmph.

Man, no words. NO WORDS. This chick is always like "HOW ARE YOU DOING? <3 <3 <3" She like...is almost a stalker. Have you ever been into #eoff? I have. As soon as I sign on it's like, "Sam! <3 <3 <3 How are you!" I AM FINE PIKE HOW ARE YOU OH YOU ARE WEAKSAUCE IS WHAT.

This man knows no insults. In fact, I'm not even sure he knows the word "no." He's always like, helping people and trout. EoFF's resident doormat labrador, as soon as anything technical happens he's like, "OH HEY GUYS WILL YOU LIKE ME IF I DO THESE THINGS FOR YOU?" Rantz. Doing the hot girl's homework does not mean she will sleep with you. This applies here as well.

Excuse me, while I go regurgitate my day's food. Talking to this woman is like walking into a Bath and Bodyworks. All this sugary, flowery, perfumey smell suffocates you. She's always trying to greet people, and be supportive, and encouraging. It's like...okay, we get it. You're all up in our business. L-7-Weenie!

We have our Nicest Member nominees! I love you all, even if you're a garden of pansies. <3 Good luck to all of our noms! It's a good thing we have you to balance out people like me. :3

[Faris]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay DK! :D

[Jiro]

My money is on pike.

http://preview.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_2010_12_09__14_48_42/weapon_pike02.jpgd3e460df-9fbf-4de4-88d1-6a2363a31cd7Larger.jpg

[Raistlin]

I hope Cuch wins nicest! He's way too cuddly to be evil.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Pike &middot; Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Christmas &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Jiro &middot; Jowy &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Madonna &middot; milliegoesbeep &middot; Pike &middot; Rantz &middot; Shorty

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Shorty

The Final Tally
Shorty.......................11
Jiro..........................9
milliegoesbeep................9
Pike..........................8
Cuchulainn....................7
Madonna.......................5
Christmas.....................4
Loony BoB.....................2
Jowy..........................1
Rantz.........................1
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[Jiro]

SO MUCH FOR THE SWEEP GUYS, FUCK YOU :aimmad:

[Sephex]

Shorty IS nice.

[Pike]

I'm glad to see Cuch got 7 votes at least.

[Raistlin]

Shorty, nice? She really has pulled the wool over EoFF's eyes!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Worst/Creepiest Pickup Lines - I'm my own MILF (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/141977-worst-creepiest-pick-up-lines.html#post3070750) &middot; Nomination Leader: Bad label placement. - DK (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html#post3130272)

The Nominees
The Flower Girl I Used to Know (http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/144881-flower-girl-i-used-know.html#post3128759) &middot; Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking... (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144334-ladies-gentlemen-your-captain-speaking.html#post3118595) &middot; So, Del Murder and Miriel got married today. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144818-so-del-murder-miriel-got-married-today-5.html#post3140929) &middot; Bad label placement. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html#post3130272) &middot; Go to Google Images (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145709-go-google-images.html#post3144611) &middot; Jokes about EoFFers! (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145773-jokes-about-eoffers.html#post3145866) &middot; Anniversary Celebrations: The Ultimate Fanfic (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/146431-anniversary-celebrations-ultimate-fanfic.html#post3160895) &middot; Terrible FF jokes (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/143160-terrible-final-fantasy-jokes.html#post3095651)

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Lockharted
Happy Noodle Boy
Goldenboko
Jiro
Madonna
Pike
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Bad label placement. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html#post3130272) (8/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy
Agent Proto
Del Murder</td><td style="border:0 none;">So, Del Murder and Miriel got married today. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144818-so-del-murder-miriel-got-married-today-5.html#post3140929) (3/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic
Citizen Bleys</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jokes about EoFFers! (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145773-jokes-about-eoffers.html#post3145866) (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">The Flower Girl I Used to Know (http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/144881-flower-girl-i-used-know.html#post3128759) (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Faris</td><td style="border:0 none;">Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking... (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144334-ladies-gentlemen-your-captain-speaking.html#post3118595) (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">Go to Google Images (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145709-go-google-images.html#post3144611) (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Madame Adequate]

Shorty? What? Every other person on that list is nicer than her, even RSL. :irked: Shorty is a RAMPAGING THUNDER:bou::bou::bou::bou:

[Jiro]

For you today EoFF, I am pondering with my ponderer extra hard to try and figure out what makes any post the best and what it is that makes a post limit break? To my understanding limit break occurs after several hits, so all our nominees must be black and blue and about to omnislash, dolphin punch, or play some slots on our asses. Guess that means we should all be cautious when passing Sephex, Citizen Bleys, Miriel, DK, Jowy, Rantz, Jiro, and chionos.

Oh wait, limit breaks get filled here when we rep them. Silly me, this changes everything! Well EoFF, these are the types of posts that we love and cherish:

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http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/Cloud2.png
I'm already missing our time together
Like our show back at the Golden Saucer
Told myself that I was not crazy
Resembled Zack in your company
Mako poisioning makes it hard to remember

Your trip to the Lifestream makes me feel sadness
Grinding for Great Gospel now does end, now it does end
So when I mistook you for the slum drunk
In Sector 5 surrounded by junk
But I was impressed by your bed of flowers

But you didn't have to kill her off
Flew right down and stuck the Masamune right through her stomach
And now you're sending out Jenova Life
But she's treating me like a puppet and that ain't right
Now the first disc ends so low
Gamer friends trying to cheat her back and then change the code
I guess she just won't come back though
Now she's the flower girl I used to know

Now she's the flower girl I used to know


http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/tifa2.png
Now and then I think of all the times we shared with her
But you had me believing your guilt would be over and gone
But she would not want it that way
Feeling miserable night and day
I wish you would just let it go
And I wouldn't catch you hung up on the flower girl you used to know


http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/Cloud2.png
But you didn't have to kill her off
Flew right down and stuck the Masamune right through her stomach
And now you're sending out Jenova Life
But she's treating me like a puppet and that ain't right
Now the first disc ends so low
Gamer friends trying to cheat her back and then change the code
I guess she just won't come back though
Now she's the flower girl I used to know

Now she's the flower girl I used to know

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/aerisdeath.jpg

Seriously, new theme song for FFVII right there.

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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
This post made the moon turn bloody! FEAR BLEYS


•



As for Del, he could have easily paid for a generic black suit for far less than Armani. I don't see anything special about that suit.

Photos really don't do it justice. A generic black suit is meh. Del Murder had a custom tailored suit that looked siiiiiick in person. Pretty sure he got more compliments than I did on the day. :p Seriously.

It looked & felt spectacular. Plus, Del Murder is a baller. If he's gonna have a suit, might as well be Armani!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/Wedding002.jpg

My dress was super simple in the front:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/Wedding001.jpg

My bridesmaid dresses, I told them to pick out whatever they wanted in the same color palette and all my girls looked amazing:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/wedding01-2.jpg

Bouquet:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/wedding03.jpg

Lizzie!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/Wedding1.jpg

Lizzie and Charlie! Look how handsome they are:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/wedding12.jpg

I designed and printed all our invites, escort cards, menu, etc.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/Wedding02-1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/wedding07.jpg

Food! Unfortunately nobody got great shots of the main entree which was korean braised short ribs. We also had garlic mashed potatoes, mushroom ravioli in sage butter sauce, panzanella salad, and market grilled veggies.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/wedding05.jpg

And Pinkberry delivered froyo in addition to the cakes and donuts we had:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/wedding06.jpg

The venue:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/wedding08.jpg

We had an awesome photobooth:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/wedding04.jpg

One of my bridesmaids HAND MADE this light fixture for us. Took her weeks:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/wedding10.jpg

Side face!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/wedding11.jpg

One more faceless picture:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/wedding09.jpg

There was also a zebra:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/hannahgoesrawr/zebra.jpg
All further moments should always but do not need to contain headless Del Murders and Zebras.


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No sorry Paul it's got to come out. if only because it is brilliant and he needs to learn to get over it and look back and laugh. Here's how it went down.

We were all having one of our own little eyeson meetups in the UK, and we had all decided to go out for dinner one night and then we'd planned to go out afterwards for a lad's night out and get Steve to help us pull some ladies in. We were all dressed up to the nines, nice shirts, jeans, fresh shoes the whole lot. Anyway we went to this pretty fancy restaurant for our meal, italian place, we had a nice table outside as it was a warm summer evening and as we were planning to make it a glory night we decided we were going to go all out and have three full courses. Our boy Steve had actually been on rare form that night, he was cracking the jokes left and right, throwing out a couple of quality anecdotes and every time this one hot waitress went past, Paul will know the one I mean (brunette, skirt far too short for her legs), he was busting out the charm and she was feeling it.

It was going great all round. But then, for some reason, after we'd all finished our starters, Steve just kind of shut down. He stopped talking pretty much and kind of just sat there with an annoyed grimace on his face and he basically started chain smoking, I think he got through two packs of twenty by the time we were ready to leave. No one really knew what was wrong with him and we didn't really want to say anything to him in case his mood worsened but we didn't know what to do. I thought that he must have gotten some bad food or something but didn't want to make a scene at the restaurant because he's a cool guy like that. Anyway like I said we were all done so we had to get up and go but Steve started making a fuss about it and said he wasn't in the mood to go anywhere. Man he was just bugging out. The rest of us wanted to go though and we started just having a little moan at him about it, something I will always regret doing, because he eventually just gave in and got up. If you're wondering where this is going, it basically turns out that after the starters were done Steve had a little accident and kinda crapped himself, and had just been sitting there ever since in a bad mood. What the smurf were we supposed to do? I will never in my life forget the sight of Steve pushing the restaurant door open and a tiny little nugget of poo rolling down the leg of his trousers and onto the floor as he walked out. It was, and remains, hilarious and I hope that time has healed his wounds enough that he can laugh at this now. I know I am.
This was the year of food and poop. ...How old are we, 1?


•


Your instructions weren't clear enough and now my house is underwater.

I got my dick stuck in the search bar :(

google search bar is kind of small, i wouldn't publically admit that
Seriously Josh, you walked right into that one but thanks for letting us know. It’s okay though, there’s a solution for that! Expect an offer for it in the mail (check your junk mail!) soon.

•
Jiro and blackmage_nuke walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "Hey, you're Jiro, ain't ya! Last time you were here you asked my wife to blow your long Australian horn!"

blackmage_nuke thinks to himself: "What didjirodo!?"
Yeah what didjirodo :confused:


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This is the result of many hours of tireless work by a dedicated team of voice actors with a simple goal: dub the greatest fanfic ever written. Born of Del Murder's mind, this project out grew him and soon came to be the love child of numerous EoFFers. I present the fruits of Project Lovehurts...




WBHrfL1pWjA

Join in this thread (http://home.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/143307-continue-story-final-fantasy-version-2.html) to see your work brought to life in the next instalment, and keep an eye out for sign ups for Chapter 2.
If you haven’t watched it yet, stop what you’re doing and watch it NOW. Our slaves fellow members have worked very hard on this.


•
Barret: "Welcome to my bar, suckas. Whatcha havin?"
Edgar: "Celes wants a beer."
Barret: "I ain't givin' no girl a beer."
Cloud: "You heard the man. Steiner."
Barret: "I don't know what you're Sabin."
Celes: "Nevermind, I'll just have a Mog of ale."
Barret: "Ale? Kuja ask for somethin' I got?"
Sephiroth: "Why can't you Celes what we're asking for?"
Barret: "What the hell are you doing in my bar!? I'll chocobo itch!"
Sephiroth: "Choke this, fat boy."
Barret: "I Vaan you to get the hell out of my bar."
Sephiroth: "Right after I Ramza glass down your throat."
Cloud: "Hold on a minute. Didn't I kill you? Who are you really?"
Sephka: "Uwee-hee-hee! I'm back, bitches! Now Alma destroy them all!"
Celes: "Not again! Barret, why did you Locke the door!?"
Barret: "I locked it Sahz nobody could get out."
Cloud: "You. You're not Barret. You're Zemus!"
Zemus: "Ah, you saw through my disguise. I Kain see you're surprised."
Celes: "Well yeah, you're kind of a boring End Boss. Kefka's so much cooler."
Kefka: "Yeah, son of a submariner, you're more like a Zeromus. Uwee-hee-hee."
Zemus: "I'll show you Zeromus. I'll burn this city to Ashe."
Edgar: "Ha-ha, that the best you got? C'mon it's late, let's finish this Umaro."
Zeromus: "No! Everything must die tonight!"
Kefka: "Yes! Burn everything."
Zeromus: "Shut up Kefka."
Kefka: "Wha? Yuna want my help?"
Zeromus: "No. Now Tifa, get on the floor."
Cloud: "Auron my d-"
Tifa: "Cloud!"
Edgar: "Yeah, Wakka hell, man. She's going home with me tonight."
Zeromus: "Silence! Quistis nonsense. Zell be hell to pay if you cannot be silent."
Kefka: " 'Zell be hell to pay' hee-hee, good one Zebus."
Zeromus: "It's Zeromus, curr. Now, I find myself in the predicament of Irvine to piss. Can you keep an eye on the prisoners, Kefka? Can you do that one little thing?"
Kefka: "They'll be Seifer with me than with anyone else in the world, Lord Zeromus."
Zeromus: "Good, now Cloud, can you Lenna hand and direct me to your water closet."
Cloud: "Garnet man, what's a water closet?"
Zeromus: "The facilities, a restroom, a damn water closet boy!"
Cloud: "I'm Freya can't help you, Mr. Mus. The bar doesn't have a pisser. Quina tell you what you should do?"
Zeromus: "If it's helpful, certainly, and be quick about it."
Cloud: "Okay, just lean in close here...closer...that's good enough..."
OMNISLASH
Kefka: "Uwee-hee-hee-hee-uwee-hee-hee-hee-hee."
Cloud: "Setzer weapons down Kefka. I won't say it twice."
Kefka: "Hee-hee, Gogo warp!"
*fizzle*
Cloud: "Cid down, clown. You're not going anywhere."
:lol: I can hardly Barret!


Congratulations to all the nominees! The rest of us should seek help and stronger equipment.

[Night Fury]

YEEEEY GO MAMA SHORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Psychotic]

SO MUCH FOR THE SWEEP GUYS, FUCK YOU :aimmad:this may be why you lost

[Jowy]

sarah's a peach and totes deserved to win that.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Post</span>
Last winner: Worst/Creepiest Pickup Lines - I'm my own MILF (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/141977-worst-creepiest-pick-up-lines.html#post3070750) &middot; Nomination Leader: Bad label placement. - DK (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html#post3130272)

The Nominees
The Flower Girl I Used to Know (http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/144881-flower-girl-i-used-know.html#post3128759) &middot; Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking... (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144334-ladies-gentlemen-your-captain-speaking.html#post3118595) &middot; So, Del Murder and Miriel got married today. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144818-so-del-murder-miriel-got-married-today-5.html#post3140929) &middot; Bad label placement. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html#post3130272) &middot; Go to Google Images (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145709-go-google-images.html#post3144611) &middot; Jokes about EoFFers! (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145773-jokes-about-eoffers.html#post3145866) &middot; Anniversary Celebrations: The Ultimate Fanfic (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/146431-anniversary-celebrations-ultimate-fanfic.html#post3160895) &middot; Terrible FF jokes (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/143160-terrible-final-fantasy-jokes.html#post3095651)

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html#post3130272

The Final Tally
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html#post3130272..................................15
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144334-ladies-gentlemen-your-captain-speaking.html#post3118595.9
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/144881-flower-girl-i-used-know.html#post3128759.........................8
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144818-so-del-murder-miriel-got-married-today-5.html#post3140929...........6
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/143160-terrible-final-fantasy-jokes.html#post3095651......................................6
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145709-go-google-images.html#post3144611....................................5
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/146431-anniversary-celebrations-ultimate-fanfic.html#post3160895..........4
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145773-jokes-about-eoffers.html#post3145866...................................1
RSL..........................<b></b>..........................1</div></div>

[Night Fury]

YES POO!!!!!!!!!


EOFF LOVES POOO!!!!

[Psychotic]

It's all true, folks. Steve actually pooed himself.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: [Music] Del Murder is a jerk - Psychotic (http://home.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/140142-del-murder-jerk.html) &middot; Nomination Leader: Bad label placement. - Lockharted (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html)

The Nominees
FF5 Revisited! (http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-v/144123-final-fantasy-v-revisited.html) &middot; The Flower Girl I Used to Know (http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/144881-flower-girl-i-used-know.html) &middot; The Picture Thread of Cosplay and Adorable (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138931-picture-thread-uninteresting-titles.html) &middot; Bad label placement. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html) &middot; Ocean or Space? (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145446-ocean-space.html) &middot; Post your EoFF History (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/146092-post-your-eyes-final-fantasy-history.html) &middot; EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing... (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/143471-eyes-final-fantasy-oregon-trail-round-3-ongoing.html) &middot; Unpopular Gaming Opinions (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/146042-unpopular-gaming-opinions.html)

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Laddy
Agent Proto
Faris
Goldenboko
Del Murder
Madonna
Pike
Citizen Bleys</td><td style="border:0 none;">Bad label placement. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html) (8/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Happy Noodle Boy
Formalhaut
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/144881-flower-girl-i-used-know.html (5/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Denmark
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/146092-post-your-eyes-final-fantasy-history.html (3/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Faris]

...How old are we, 1?


Seriously! :aimmad:

[Jiro]

This is gross

[Sephex]

I am happy people liked The Flower Girl I Used to Know as it is! Wasn't sure how people were going to react to it when I wrote that parody.

[Madame Adequate]

Last time I won thanks to something Steve said, this time Dan won thanks to something Steve did. If you want Best Post you need to hang out with Steve basically!

[Jiro]

Hello everyone!!! It’s time for Fantastic Foods with Faris! I’m your awesomeandhappytobeherethankstohappymeds host FARIS!!! Today we are going to make some of the best threads of 2012 (and I don’t mean dangling string! That will be up next in Sewing Something with Shauna followed by Playing Pattycake with Parker)!

On today’s episode we will be baking 8 different threads that will be better than all the rest with many different flavours!

FF5 Revisited! (http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-v/144123-final-fantasy-v-revisited.html) Jello!:

Before we begin, make sure you have A Bastardly Production mixer and The Devil's Jockstrap mixing bowls!!!
• Put 17 Cups of Citizen Bleys in The Devil’s Jockstrap
• Mix in 5 Table spoons of Final Fantasy V
• Add a pinch of Something Awful for inspiration
• Let sit for 26 days in the fridge
• For decoration, I recommend Del Murder’s seal of approval plate for serving.


The Flower Girl I Used to Know (http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/144881-flower-girl-i-used-know.html) cake!:

Be sure to have the karaoke version of Somebody That I Used to Know by Gotye playing in the oven while it bakes.
• Throw 12 Cups of Sephex mix in a bowl
• Knead Somebody That I Used to Know in to the shape of A Flower Girl I Used to Know
• Add 7 boxes of Final Fantasy VII and place in a pan
• Toss it in oven for 43 minutes at ouchdon’ttouchthat degrees
• Use Ramisese Rububba the Third, Lockharted, and Krissy icing for decoration
• For serving, use Rantz’s seal of approval dish.


The Picture Thread of Uninteresting Titles (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138931-picture-thread-cosplay-adorable.html) scratch n’ sniff lickable stickers!:

We need everyone here for this!!! Pose and click!!!
• 7 pages of CelShadedDreams sticker base
• Any of your favourite pictures of EoFF members. If you ever wanted to taste or lick a member, here’s your chance!
• Food flavouring and lottery tickets scratch material to put on top of the photos
• Let sit overnight and have at it!


recipe of today is Bad label placement (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html) taffy!:

Oh… ugh. I’m not too sure about this one…
• 2 Tablespoons of Innocent Lockharted
• 1 of each Iceglow, DK, and Psychotic for sweetening
• 3 Stories about Iceglow to be read to the mix
• Add Poo Paradise for flavouring…



WHO ADDED THIS TO THE LIST?! THIS IS DISGUSTING!! Go to a commercial break or something! I need to go vomit and rethink my life.


Have you been shopping around for a man who really unsettles you put you can't quite put your finger on why? Have you ever longed for a strange little man to come into your home and start trying to present you with excel spreadsheets? Have you ever wondered what it would look like if a man transplanted his crotch to his chest?

WONDER. NO. MORE!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/pubebeard.jpg

Pube Beard Industries: We'll make you want to shower.


I—I don’t think I can handle another one of those. Let’s see…

recipe is Ocean or Space? (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145446-ocean-space.html) pies of love:

This pie will be perfect for starting fights and dividing friends!
• 8 pairs of Tifa’s Boobs […:sweatdrop] to make the crust
• 16 ounces of Poseidon’s rage
• Smashed together with 29 black holes for the inner part
• Bake in the oven for 234 minutes at hateful degrees
• Be sure to use squids and supernovas when transporting for perfect delivery into your opponent’s face


Post your EoFF History (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/146092-post-your-eyes-final-fantasy-history.html) bread:

Be sure to blow the dust off the recipe page first.
• Gently sift 6 Miriels together in a bowl that’s been around for a while
• Think back fondly on your time at EoFF while the dough rises
• Cut in to 57 equal parts and share with the person who just got that face full of love pie to rekindle that friendship


EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing... (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/143471-eyes-final-fantasy-oregon-trail-round-3-ongoing.html) trail mix

Really, you all haven’t died of dysentery yet? Jeeze, we’re going to need lots of it!

There will be three different bags used for variety. All three will have (spread equally):
• 206 lbs of Pike
• 867 lbs of dysentery


Bag 1Bag 2Bag 320/132 parts Shorty 20/105 parts Tifa’s Boobs12/95 parts Hypoallergenic Cactuar 20/132 parts Jessweeee 30/105 parts Del Murder20/95 parts Værn 12/132 parts Rantz20/105 parts I’m my own MILF 18/95 parts DarkBahamut 45/132 parts Psychotic
30/105 parts Agent Proto20/95 parts Jiro 35/132 parts Sephex 5/105 parts Bert25/95 parts Sir Lancelot

Unpopular Gaming Opinions (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/146042-unpopular-gaming-opinions.html) Muffins!

smurf making it from scratch! I’ve had enough time in the kitchen for today. Just buy Laddy’s pre-made muffin mix coming in 209 varieties of flavours you can agree or disagree to love. Toss it in the oven for 37 minutes then enjoy that muffin top. Everybody knows it’s the best part of the muffin.

[Night Fury]

YES POO WINS AGAIN
POO
POO
POOOOOOO

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Thread</span>
Last winner: [Music] Del Murder is a jerk - Psychotic (http://home.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/140142-del-murder-jerk.html) &middot; Nomination Leader: Bad label placement. - Lockharted (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html)

The Nominees
&middot; The Flower Girl I Used to Know (]FF5 Revisited![/url) &middot; The Picture Thread of Cosplay and Adorable (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138931-picture-thread-uninteresting-titles.html) &middot; Bad label placement. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html) &middot; Ocean or Space? (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145446-ocean-space.html) &middot; Post your EoFF History (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/146092-post-your-eyes-final-fantasy-history.html) &middot; EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing... (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/143471-eyes-final-fantasy-oregon-trail-round-3-ongoing.html) &middot; Unpopular Gaming Opinions (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/146042-unpopular-gaming-opinions.html)

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
[url]http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html

The Final Tally
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html..................................15
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/146092-post-your-eyes-final-fantasy-history.html.................................9
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-v/144123-final-fantasy-v-revisited.html..............<b></b>...........................8
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/144881-flower-girl-i-used-know.html.........................8
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/146042-unpopular-gaming-opinions.html..............................7
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145446-ocean-space.html.................................<b></b>.......5
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/143471-eyes-final-fantasy-oregon-trail-round-3-ongoing.html..............2
RSL..........................<b></b>..........................1
The Picture Thread of Cosplay and Adorable (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138931-picture-thread-uninteresting-titles.html).............0</div></div>

[Shorty]

I'm nice :(

[Jiro]

Family friendly forum huh? I guess not. Shit forum. :aimmad:

[Denmark]

you're all loonies

[Sephex]

Saw this coming!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Blogger/Article Writer</span>
Last winner: Raistlin &middot; Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Agent Proto &middot; Freya &middot; Goldenboko &middot; Jiro &middot; JKTrix &middot; Pike &middot; Psychotic &middot; Raistlin &middot; Thecloudyday89

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Lockharted
Agent Proto
Denmark
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Del Murder
Pike
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (9/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy
Faris
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Freya (3/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko
Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Raistlin (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys</td><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Faris]

This is most definitely the year of food and poop. I really don't want to know what next year will be. :barf:

[Madame Adequate]

I'm nice :(

You've got them fooled, but not me! :aimmad:

Also poo POO POO truly it is the season to be Steve :excited:

[Jiro]

THIS IS THE SPEECH

T6B66uHC7x4

[Night Fury]

Cloudy must win this, for the love of Albert and Jake!!!

[Raistlin]

Despite the average age of active members increasing over the past 8 or so years, the best post/thread awards show that our mental age is still stuck at 14. :p

[Psychotic]

POO THREAD VICTORY

GO TEAM

[Formalhaut]

Still annoyed over this Ciddie :mad2:

[Night Fury]

POO THREAD VICTORY

GO TEAM

WE DID IT!

[Denmark]

that speech was amazing

because of sexy dak i didn't actually hear anything that was said i was just too focused on that dreamy sexy man

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Blogger/Article Writer</span>
Last winner: Raistlin &middot; Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Agent Proto &middot; Freya &middot; Goldenboko &middot; Jiro &middot; JKTrix &middot; Pike &middot; Psychotic &middot; Raistlin &middot; Thecloudyday89

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Jiro

The Final Tally
Jiro.........................18
Raistlin.....................12
Freya.........................7
Thecloudyday89................7
Agent Proto...................4
Psychotic.....................4
Goldenboko....................2
Pike..........................1
RSL...........................1
JKTrix........................0</div></div>

[Sephex]

As it should be.

[Jiro]

Raistlin is a worthy second!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best #eoff Chatter</span>
Last winner: Rantz &middot; Nomination Leader: Rantz

The Nominees
Denmark &middot; Futan &middot; Happy Noodle Boy &middot; Jentleness &middot; Jiro &middot; Jowy &middot; kotora &middot; Lockharted &middot; Parker &middot; Rantz &middot; shion &middot; Shorty

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Agent Proto
Citizen Bleys
Denmark
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Formalhaut
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark (8/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Parker (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Faris
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Shorty (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">Futan (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jentleness (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Del Murder</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantz (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Okay guys, head into #eoff where I reveal this award fir-- oh wait, we're doing that for every award. :D

[Raistlin]

If anything, this should have been a bigger blowout. Keep up the great work, Jiro!

[Jiro]

Come on Denmark best chatter 4 ever!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmv9u4rWu1qgi0pqo1_500.jpg

[Pike]

Well deserved win there Jiro, and well-deserved second to Raist!

[Sephex]

why.jpg

[Denmark]

BEST SPEECH BEST AWARD RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW GET YOUR BUTTS IN #eoff YOU JERKWADS

[Pike]

AHAHAHA BEST SPEECH IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN CHAT

[Faris]

Jiro, what the hell is that and it can't be unseen :crying:

[Night Fury]

Rantzien just made, possibly the greatest thing, I've ever seen. EVER

[Jiro]

Rantzien for greatest speech

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xwa7ZmHE1qbv3pj.jpg

[The Man]

@Faris: It appears to be Wakka's ass in underpants.

[Denmark]

YOU ASSHOLES

[Denmark]

you're all wrong

rigged

[Goldenboko]

congrats sarah!

[Goldenboko]

you mad bro?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Rantz &middot; Nomination Leader: Rantz

The Nominees
Denmark &middot; Futan &middot; Happy Noodle Boy &middot; Jentleness &middot; Jiro &middot; Jowy &middot; kotora &middot; Lockharted &middot; Parker &middot; Rantz &middot; shion &middot; Shorty

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Shorty

The Final Tally
Shorty.......................10
Denmark.......................8
Jentleness....................8
Parker........................6
Jiro..........................5
Lockharted....................5
Jowy..........................4
Rantz.........................4
shion.........................4
Futan.........................2
kotora........................2
Happy Noodle Boy..............1
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[Sephex]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5xwa7ZmHE1qbv3pj.jpg
http://fools-gold.org/aaron/watson.png

[Denmark]

corrupted by the dang non-chat heathens imo

[Jiro]

DENPARKER 4EVER

[Faris]

@Faris: It appears to be Wakka's ass in underpants.

:whimper:

Congrats Shorty!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Poster</span>
Last winner: Psychotic &middot; Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; krissy &middot; Pike &middot; Psychotic &middot; Tifa's Boobs &middot; Vivi22 &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Laddy
Agent Proto
Del Murder
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">I'm my own MILF (4/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Happy Noodle Boy
Formalhaut
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic (4/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys
Denmark
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">krissy (3/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko
Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Faris</td><td style="border:0 none;">Pike (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Tifa's Boobs (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Vivi22 (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Denmark]

krissy wins best poster or i'm leaving forever

[Jiro]

http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/38052d1353366144t-picture-thread-poster-winning-submissions-2012-11-19-16.54.16.jpg

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/601491_10151313914825681_1222297253_n.jpg

http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/38059d1353450693t-picture-thread-poster-winning-submissions-2012-11-20-16.22.27.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zL3nF.jpg

http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/38102d1353884761t-picture-thread-poster-winning-submissions-photo-2012-11-25-17.51-2.jpg

http://www.cloudane.com/stuff/ffposter.jpg

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk48/nmfloropoulos/MYPOSTER.jpg

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/image201211270001.jpg

http://i45.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2s60jgx.jpg

[Shorty]

awwwww rob deserved that award completely

but I will still take it with a smile :love:

[Jiro]

We should clone krissy. Best Poster krissy

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdp5h9faJx1qbw7yso1_500.jpg

[Sephex]

So hey JIRO WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY WEIRD FFX PICS THAT BLOW MY COVER AT WORK FROM LAUGHING?!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Psychotic &middot; Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; krissy &middot; Pike &middot; Psychotic &middot; Tifa's Boobs &middot; Vivi22 &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Wolf Kanno

The Final Tally
Wolf Kanno...................14
krissy.......................11
Psychotic.....................7
Vivi22........................7
Jiro..........................6
Pike..........................6
I'm my own MILF...............4
Tifa's Boobs..................3
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[Denmark]

2 wrong in a row, good show EoFF

(WK was a good choice though)

[Sephex]

Nice. Agreed.

[Faris]

So hey JIRO WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY WEIRD FFX PICS THAT BLOW MY COVER AT WORK FROM LAUGHING?!

I think the answer to that lies in Wakka's underpants.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Pike &middot; Nomination Leader: Pike

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; Pike &middot; Pitye &middot; Psychotic &middot; Sephex &middot; shion &middot; Thecloudyday89

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Lockharted
Denmark
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Thecloudyday89 (6/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy
Agent Proto
Del Murder
Madonna
Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Pike (5/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys
Formalhaut
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (3/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Pitye (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">Sephex (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Jiro]

Wolf Kanno right now:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dex7AL111r2ekbj.gif

[Sephex]

I can't breathe.

[Shorty]

between Sephex and Jiro and chat I am dying

[Night Fury]

GO CLOUDY, GO GO GO!!!!

[Jiro]

Written by the Best Writer Nominees.

She awoke with a start, her mind already on fire with excitement. Today was the day! The day, the day, the big day - the Anniversary! She hopped out of bed with uncharacteristic speed and got ready in a tremendous hurry, thinking herself very clever for taking a shower last thing the night before to save time today. She dressed in her finest outfit, which she had spent days mulling over, planning, and trying out, and put on a pair of shining green emerald earrings and a fine, understated diamond necklace. Her sister helped with her makeup, subtle and accentuating her best features. She checked herself in the mirror and, after some tweaking, was satisfied. She smiled at herself, then before putting her shoes on and leaving the house, checked the date one last time. September 11.

She didn't like the date. It was ominous, and rightfully so. One hundred years ago to the day, what was then called the United States of America had been rocked by a horrific terror attack. Unfortunately, though, there were other anniversaries that fell on that day-- such as the one she was headed off to attend!-- so she had to do her best to ignore the somber mood around her and hope that her pocket communicator wasn't about to be buzzed by her superiors, as they tended to do on important calendar dates such as this.

She was wrong.

Damn, it was tough being a Time Agent.

But it wasn't as though their needs were going to get in the way of the Anniversary. No matter how grimey her hands were going to get, she was going to be back in time for the ceremony--looking immaculate, at that. So, with a fair amount of grace and patience, she caught the buzzing communicator into her hands just as it vibrated off the edge of her dresser. Her thumb deftly found the answer button. Don't you know what today is?! she wanted to yell into the device, but settled for a professional, "Yes?"

"Hello hello Agent Chuppyflops, this is Dave. DO YOU READ MY VOICES?" screamed Hugo, a voice from deep within the metal.

"Yes hello Hugo I am ready to do all that is command! Maybe. Tell me the news." croaked Chuppyflops, munching on a sliced yam.

"Well-" SMUUUUUUUUUSH!

A frenzied skeleton smashed gently through the bay window! 'Twas terrible and crimson and dripping with butter! Chuppyflops recoiled with horror and sorrow. The skeleton let out a screech like the sound of a thousand ducks flying into the heart of the sun.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" sang Chuppflops. "NOT AGAIN! NOT NOW!" and she plunged her rocket launcher into the waiting mouth of the zomby.

The creature exploded into a million pieces with the force of 1,000 toasters lit on fire by a poptart. "Perhaps today is a good day to die, indeed," she screamed. Just then, zombies on segways came bursting out of a nearby shrubbery. Some of the segways had only one wheel since zombies are used to moving slower due to limb.

Chuppyflopps darted out of the way by pressing the X button in time. A second late she might had to start over two hours earlier in her file since she forgot to save at the last opportunity. More perfectly timed dodges followed, but soon she was surrounded by the Segway Zombie ForceTM.

A smile cracked across her face like the rising sun of a desolate land. She then whispered...

"I know what I need to do." She opened her communicator. "This is Chuppyflopps. I need assistance. The Segway Zombie ForceTM has me surrounded." The zombies approached slowly, planning their strategy. Actually, they were just slow and stupid.

"We don....we can ma....befo...There isn't....ime." She caught some bits between the static on her communicator. Something must be interfering. It didn't matter. She had heard enough to understand. She knew what she had to do. The pushed the little red button on her communicator...

There was a blinding flash. She recalled a distant memory. It was Fall, and the leaves were coating the ground. Her mind was wandering, wishing to dance out there in the field rather than sit here listening to basic training. Her instructor was explaining the communicator, but she wasn't watching.

"Just whatever you do, don't hit this button unless there is no other option."

Her thoughts returned to the present as the burning sensation grew. She glanced down and her arm was made of pure fire. Around her, the Zombie Segway ForceTM had been defeated, blasted back by the initial blast and slowly melting into a fine soup.

There was no more fantasy to be enjoyed now. This was it. The world returned to its normal speed and Chuppyflops collapsed, not as a charred skeleton, but as a hero.

[Bubba]

What did I miss? But more importantly... have I won anything?

[Jiro]

Sephex right now:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5si1mNaBO1r2ekbj.png

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Pike &middot; Nomination Leader: Pike

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; Pike &middot; Pitye &middot; Psychotic &middot; Sephex &middot; shion &middot; Thecloudyday89

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Thecloudyday89

The Final Tally
Thecloudyday89...............13
Jiro.........................10
Pike..........................8
I'm my own MILF...............7
Sephex........................6
shion.........................6
Pitye.........................4
Psychotic.....................2
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[Sephex]

I am glad people ran with the Segway Zombie Force(tm).

[Jiro]

THECLOUDYDAY89 WON?!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5si63A1cT1r2ekbj.png

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Artist</span>
Last winner: Pete for President &middot; Nomination Leader: Pete for President

The Nominees
black orb &middot; DK &middot; Fuzakeru &middot; Nikki &middot; Pete for President &middot; Pike &middot; Pitye &middot; Rye &middot; Shlup &middot; themagicroundabout

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Laddy
Agent Proto
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Del Murder
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Pete for President (7/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Citizen Bleys
Faris
Goldenboko
Madonna
Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">black orb (6/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark
Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Nikki (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Pitye (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Jiro]

It's time for the award for Best Artist and we've got some fine ones this year!
Black orb - well known for his Final Fantasy fan works, in a distinctive digital style.
DK - the brilliant drawer in the mafia thead
Pete for president - Famous for his fineliner art
or maybe Pike - our latest (and only?) member to have actually published a book, "Windshifter", a fantasy tale featuring dragons and steampunk

We've got some fine crafters on the list as well as other artists whose works can be viewed in Relm's Studio. The visual arts are very strongly represented this year. It's time to bring forward the artist whose works have evoked the strongest of aesthetic sensibilities and emotions this year.



http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101126002150/finalfantasy/images/d/d0/Relm_Arrowny_small.png


Hi guys! My name is Relm, and I am straight up hijacking this category's speech. Now lemme see here... I've got some notes hidden away... oh, here they are!

Now then. It has come to my attention that most of you do not give any thought to the art subforum here, which is called-- RIGHTFULLY, I might add-- Relm's Studio. Most of you straight up overlook this and jump straight to "Making Fun of Iceglow Discussion #532" or "LooK guys i had sme booze nd liek i am so durnk i am giong to poast on teh INtre net!12".

No. Just no. Bad.

I will have you all know that I am painting portraits of all of you. ALL OF YOU. I've been working on this for quite some time, actually. "Oooh Relm I'm so excited to see this picture!" I hear you say. No, no you aren't. Trust me here.

I am keeping careful track of who actually takes the time to visit my studio and who doesn't. This is easier than it sounds because I've got this "Loony BoB" fellow of yours on a leash and the man is addicted to Excel. Seriously, he's kind of got a problem. Anyways, since he does my bidding, he's got all the stats on who's appreciating the arts and who's not. And most of you are disappointing me, EoFF!

But because I'm nice, and also cute and cuddly, we're going to cut a deal. If you at least take some time out of your busy day to appreciate the artists of your forum, I'll cut you some slack and put the portraits away. This time. No guarantees on the Summer 2013 Ciddies. This is your final warning. :irked:

...okay, that's all :jess: Teehee! Enjoy the show, EoFF! :flirt:



Ahem. Hi. I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that we have an Anniversary Art Contest (http://home.eyesonff.com/relms-studio/146977-25th-anniversary-art-contest.html) where you could win and have your artwork become the new banner for various EoFF things including the EoFF Facebook and Twitter. All it takes is a little elbow grease. So get in there and be arty and you could have my vote for Best Artist next time!

[Sephex]

Sephex right now:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5si1mNaBO1r2ekbj.png

I have a version of that one on my laptop. The first time I saw that one I lost it.

Also:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p2lu5UlC1rx67mjo1_500.jpg

[Pike]

Steve right now after finding out that the Poo thread won:

38312

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Artist</span>
Last winner: Pete for President &middot; Nomination Leader: Pete for President

The Nominees
black orb &middot; DK &middot; Fuzakeru &middot; Nikki &middot; Pete for President &middot; Pike &middot; Pitye &middot; Rye &middot; Shlup &middot; themagicroundabout

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Pete for President

The Final Tally
Pete for President...........18
black orb.....................7
DK............................6
Rye...........................5
themagicroundabout............5
Fuzakeru......................4
Pitye.........................4
Nikki.........................2
Pike..........................2
RSL...........................1
Shlup.........................0</div></div>

[Jiro]

Pete is so good at art and music that my face is literally:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4k18fzKZ21qi2inpo1_500.png

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Signature</span>
Last winner: Psychotic &middot; Nomination Leader: Rantz

The Nominees
Del Murder &middot; Happy Noodle Boy &middot; Pitye &middot; Psychotic &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; Rantz &middot; Shiny &middot; The Man

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Faris
Goldenbokko
Jiro
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic (4/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Happy Noodle Boy
Del Murder
Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Shiny (4/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark
Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Quinter Wonderland (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy
Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantz (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Agent Proto</td><td style="border:0 none;">Del Murder (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted</td><td style="border:0 none;">Happy Noodle Boy (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys</td><td style="border:0 none;">Pitye (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">The Man (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Agent Proto]

Well looky here! It's time to announce the nominees for Best Signature! These eight have some of the best signatures that can be found within the realms of Eyes on Final Fantasy. What makes them great is that they are quite often eye catching to the viewers. Sometimes they help define the member, or are part of a theme the member is using when it matches with their avatar. Let's take a brief look at each nominee's signature. Maybe one will come out as Best Signature. :D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/delmurder/del.gif
Proud to be the Official Secret Illegal Enforcer at Eyes on Final Fantasy!
For there to be men of honor there must also be those willing to do the things that need to be done.
-Antonicles




http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/Carinasig3FINAL2.png
Graphics Stories Band YouTube



If I look back, I am lost.

http://home.eyesonff.com/user/signature/sigpic16327_3.gif

Twitter | Tumblr | Wordpress




http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/supermanisadick.jpg



Demon Dude's poem.

I put an embarrassing amount of effort into this.

http://imageshack.us/scaled/landing/22/giraffesignature.png
DK is a truly wonderful man.

Psychotic's Reading.




https://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/whale_sig.png




http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/xShiny1x/robotjig.gif




http://fools-gold.org/aaron/watson.png
Fool's Gold: "...everything wrong with the Internet." -Blue Harvest * tls * ff * last.fm


And that's that!

[Jiro]

Award Guy has been trolling me all night:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2szrhZjT41r6qgc8o1_500.png

[Pike]

http://image.blingee.com/images18/content/output/000/000/000/764/722261882_141409.gif

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Psychotic &middot; Nomination Leader: Rantz

The Nominees
Del Murder &middot; Happy Noodle Boy &middot; Pitye &middot; Psychotic &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; Rantz &middot; Shiny &middot; The Man

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Quinter Wonderland

The Final Tally
Quinter Wonderland...........11
Shiny........................10
Del Murder....................9
Psychotic.....................9
Rantz.........................6
The Man.......................6
Happy Noodle Boy..............4
Pitye.........................3
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[Pike]

omg grats Quin! <3

[Jiro]

I'll be having the last laugh:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5dphvaA5v1r6qgc8o1_500.png

[Faris]

:monocle:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Freya &middot; Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke

The Nominees
blackmage_nuke &middot; Del Murder &middot; Goldenboko &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; The Man

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Citizen Bleys
Denmark
Faris
Jiro
Del Murder</td><td style="border:0 none;">blackmage_nuke (6/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Happy Noodle Boy
Goldenboko
Madonna
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">The Man (4/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Agent Proto
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Del Murder (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy
Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">I'm my own MILF (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Quinter Wonderland (2/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Jowy]

if freed still had the seiken densetsu 3 rabites with the awesome filtering effect it would win best sig every year!

[Agent Proto]

What makes a great avatar? Basically, it's an icon that best represents the member behind the image. The following seven have some of the most iconic and memorable avatars in recent history, so they all deserved their nominations for Best Avatar. Here, I shall do my best to display the avatars of each nominee and explain whether it should win. However, the choice is up to the voters to decide which of the seven deserves to win Best Avatar. It's all about the whether the avatar best represents them, or is rather cool to look at.

blackmage_nuke
http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar17546_15.gif

It's a holiday themed version of his usual black mage avatar straight from the original Final Fantasy. Ho ho ho!

Del Murder
http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar1390_43.gif

A classic and iconic avatar. Del Murder rarely ever changes avatar, and he stays true and loyal to his ever iconic avatar of Sonny Corleone of the Godfather series.

Goldenboko
http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar23336_65.gif

GoBo has been changing avatars quite a bit lately, but his most recent avatar of choice, Link from Skyward Sword, is a nice selection and a rather surprising nominee. Who would've thought to think of GoBo as Link?

I'm my own MILF
http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar16003_83.gif

Gotta go fast~ MILF and Pike paired up with their Sonic and Tails avatars to match up quite nicely. It appears MILF had the upper hand to Pike with the nomination. Poor Tails never had a chance. :X

Loony BoB
http://home.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/thumbs/166.gif

Another classic and iconic avatar. This time, it belongs to Loony BoB. Ever since he registered EoFF, he had stuck with the classic Chocobo avatar, never once had he changed it on his own will.

Quinter Wonderland
http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar18128_49.gif

A rather nice avatar of a stylized giraffe over a funky red and white background. It fits his current theme of an Acid Giraffe.

The Man
http://home.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar4020_19.gif

And finally we have The Man. Of the few that have recently changed their avatars to the characters of the show, Sherlocke, it appears that The Man was the only one was able to get nominated for Best Avatar. I'm not really familiar with the show, so I can't really tell who his character is, but I'm sure the few that do know, will probably support this nominee. :]

[Jiro]

man I am so fucking out of it right now Award Guy what have you done

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ss5jhfXI1r2ekbj.png

[Sephex]

http://lolbot.net/pix/4140.gif

[Clo]

I'M HERE WHAT DID I MISS



wtf is Tidus everywhere?

[Raistlin]

Congrats to WK for a well-deserved Best Poster. If he ever sees this. :p

EDIT: wtf, Jiro. xD

[Jowy]

netscape, christ!

clo get in IRC!

[Pike]

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/112/6/0/Dissidia_Tidus___Seagulls_by_zahnpasta.jpg

[Faris]

Tidus is going to sweep the FF awards because of you kids :colbert:

[Jiro]

in honour of thecloudyday89's Best Writer win



http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5d9h5F4FS1qg6r6fo1_500.jpg

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Freya &middot; Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke

The Nominees
blackmage_nuke &middot; Del Murder &middot; Goldenboko &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; The Man

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
The Man

The Final Tally
The Man......................12
blackmage_nuke...............10
Quinter Wonderland...........10
Loony BoB.....................9
I'm my own MILF...............5
Del Murder....................3
Goldenboko....................3
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[Raistlin]

So this is the semi-annual point of the Ciddies where Jiro goes all sleep-deprived picture spamwhore on us.

You can practically set your clock to it.

[Jiro]

WOOOOOO YEAH GO MANNY. YOU'RE THE MAN. LITERALLY.



http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m10nljW1Vj1rrlo81o1_500.jpg

[Faris]

congrats an' shit :monster:

[Pike]

So this is the semi-annual point of the Ciddies where Jiro goes all sleep-deprived picture spamwhore on us.

You can practically set your clock to it.

He was there by like the third award revelation

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Custom Rank</span>
Last winner: Pike &middot; Nomination Leader: Del Murder

The Nominees
Del Murder &middot; DK &middot; I Don't Need A Name &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; Psychotic &middot; Rantz &middot; Uncle Big Hands

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Laddy
Lockharted
Agent Proto
Citizen Bleys
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Goldenboko
Del Murder
Formalhaut
Pike
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Del Murder (12/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">DK (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">I Don't Need A Name (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Jiro]

So this is the semi-annual point of the Ciddies where Jiro goes all sleep-deprived picture spamwhore on us. You can practically set your clock to it.



It's intergalactic

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5da36d2yx1qcmgy8o1_500.gif

[Bubba]

Has Seph won his Ciddie yet? That's all I'm here for!

[Jiro]

15. Best Custom Rank

For most of us, this is a nice little place to be witty(?) in up to 25 characters. However, some people are given special custom titles that are either too long, the wrong color, or have little pictures in them. Why? Probably made some kind of deal with Kefka or something (get it I made a Final Fantasy reference). So here are our nominees and their associated titles, along with an unbiased, purely objective grade based on tangible qualities. All custom titles are being viewed on the "EoFF Classic" theme.

Del Murder - For Whom the Del Trolls



Length: 23 characters. Almost the full "normal-person" limit. 1/2
Color: Standard. Timeless classic. 1/1
Cultural References: A pun on the Metallica lyric (later repopularized by Ernest Hemingway) "For whom the bell tolls". Not a fan of either. 3/5
Quality: A clever pun, paying homage to Del Snizz. 4/5


TOTAL: 9/13


DK - Looks like a golden shiny wire of hope


Length: 38 characters. Brevity is the soul of wit, my friend. 0/2
Color: Standard. 1/1
Cultural References: Final Fantasy 7. 5/5
Quality: Ugh, Final Fantasy 7. But before I looked up this quote to check for Cultural References, I actually thought this was pretty good. Unbiased opinions only. 3/5


TOTAL: 9/13


I Don't Need A Name - Don't get mad, get moist


Length: 24 characters. Using almost the full space, cutting it close. 1/2
Color: Standard, o'course. 1/1
Cultural References: Don't get mad, get Glad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i1IpGWYROs) 3/5
Quality: I'm a big fan of this one too. 4/5


TOTAL: 9/13


I'm my own MILF - $$ USA FLAG EAGLE $$


Length: 20 characters. America. 1/2
Color: Should be red/white/blue but you can't go wrong with the standard. 1/1
Cultural References: AMERICA 5/5
Quality: America's pretty mediocre actually. 2/5


TOTAL: 9/13


Jiro - Freelance Jironalist


Length: 20 characters. Working well with the space us normals have to work with, but on the longish side. 1/2
Color: Quite standard. 1/1
Cultural References: It's a pun. Is journalism culture at all? Sure, why not. 3/5
Quality: The only nominee whose full username is in his custom title. The pun makes up for the narcissism, though. 4/5


TOTAL: 9/13


Psychotic - Is Superman gonna have to donkey punch a bitch?


Length: 47 characters. Dear god that's longthat's what she said -1/2
Color: Same as the rest of them. 1/1
Cultural References: Makes me think of that song by Soulja Boy Tell 'Em. 4/5
Quality: I like it and it fits with the rest of Psychotic's "theme", i.e. his avatar and signature. 5/5


TOTAL: 9/13


Rantz - Beef thief https://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/bat.png


Length: 11 characters plus a bat. 2/2
Color: Apart from the bat, standard. Can't complain. 1/1
Cultural References: Referenced on urban dictionary, apparently. Or, in the headline "Teen Beef Thief Nabbed in Sirloin Purloin". 3/5
Quality: Short, sweet, sexy. Two of these words describe Rantz. But unfortunately I have to take off points for that non-standard bat. Alas. 3/5


TOTAL: 9/13


Uncle Big Hands - Bitches


Length: 7 characters. Straight to the point, bitches. 2/2
Color: Not standard. 0/1
Cultural References: Arguably, none. 0/5
Quality: Bitches. 7/5


TOTAL: 9/13

Oh. Well, trout. I guess I can't decide.

[Pike]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqbbqtJc9v1qm9kjgo1_500.jpg

[Sephex]

Has Seph won his Ciddie yet? That's all I'm here for!

Nope! I am still with zero Ciddies!

S'all good.

[Jowy]

TIDUS EVERYWHERE

<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/psycho_mantis/1328234072890.gif>

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Custom Rank</span>
Last winner: Pike &middot; Nomination Leader: Del Murder

The Nominees
Del Murder &middot; DK &middot; I Don't Need A Name &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; Psychotic &middot; Rantz &middot; Uncle Big Hands

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Del Murder

The Final Tally
Del Murder...................15
Psychotic....................10
Uncle Big Hands...............9
DK............................5
Rantz.........................5
I Don't Need A Name...........4
I'm my own MILF...............4
Jiro..........................4
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[Jiro]

I SEE THE SUN



http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3puxmvMrU1qmzhdg.gif

[Jiro]

>mfw everybody is joining the image fun



http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4zj9oew6u1qj23h3.jpg

[Raistlin]

How does 1 + 5 + 0.5 = 9? xD

EDIT: Excellent, Del did have the best custom title this time.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Cutest Female</span>
Last winner: Tifa's Boobs &middot; Nomination Leader: Lockharted

The Nominees
Christmas &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Lockharted &middot; Pike &middot; Pitye &middot; shion &middot; Shorty &middot; Tifa's Boobs &middot; Zeldy

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Laddy
Agent Proto
Denmark
Faris
Jiro
Madonna
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted (9/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Citizen Bleys</td><td style="border:0 none;">Pitye (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Happy Noodle Boy
Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Shorty (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Christmas (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Del Murder</td><td style="border:0 none;">Tifa's Boobs (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">Zeldy (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Pike]

I SEE THE SUN



http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3puxmvMrU1qmzhdg.gif

38313

[Faris]

How does 1 + 5 + 0.5 = 9? xD

EDIT: Excellent, Del did have the best custom title this time.

Everything must =9 :stare: 2+2=9

[Jiro]

Short of sexiest female, here we have the most important award of the Ciddies. Where would EoFF be without its cute females? With their expert gamer skills built up through years of experience and indepth discussion on the subject of gaming cute physical attributes, there would simply be nobody to flirt with! And EoFF would be that much less fun. This is, of course, a dating forum.

... Right?

That's why you're all here right....?

:stare:

Anyway. The nominees this year are the BABELICIOUS:

Christmas

I'm assuming Christmas (:bigsmile:) has one every other Ciddie by this point, so won't you curb her HATE by throwing one more at her? Clo/Christmas, Most Likely to Get Together! Also, she's a fellow teacher, so you BETTER THINK SHE'S CUTE BECAUSE THE GIRL WORKS HER ASS OFF.

fire_of_avalon

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash3/c129.37.463.463/s160x160/536220_10100931027265718_1191127620_n.jpg


AKA Fire of My Loins, Megan's best feature may be her AMAZING CURLY HAIR, although I could stare into her big blue eyes for at least an afternoon. Megan has the added appeal of being a tough femme fatale, who vanquishes men on a smurfing chariot in the sky. Or something like that. She even surpasses cute and sexy and enters the realm of glorious bodacious breathtaking bombshell warrior woman that stole my heart. :cry:

Lockharted

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2910940505/0aa36ff8a81412daab196b9845c4caff.jpeg

Tara is so cute, I want to see her on a magazine cover. Or, I'd rather see her on a magazine cover, because I am pretty frickin sick of looking at the Kardashians. Lockharted's cuteness surpasses that by a landslide, so hopefully you voted for this cutie. And she's not going to be in a tabloid any time soon! (as far as I know)

Pike

For all I know, Pike looks a little something like this:

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2932463084/99102b3382acbc59a004904b014985bc.png

In which case, awwwwwww look at its wittle whiskers and da kopppopo kupo! Awwwww! :moogle:Also, a woman's ability to make a man cry because he loses to her her videogames is a factor in a woman's cuteness assessment.

Pitye

Behold Pitye, or Paula:

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2899910778/9e2ff037e809433c2fa9e616b5027add.jpeg

Cute? I WANNA FRICKEN BREAK INTO HER HOUSE AND KIDNAP HER SHE'S SO CUTE. However, I do not encourage others to do that. Because I already have dibs. So back off.

shion

I heard a story that shion once felled a barroom of men with a single bat of her eyelashes. The action even had effects in nearby buildings and businesses, causing at least 20 men to shift around their pants uncomfortably.

Shorty

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash4/c13.68.312.312/s160x160/376237_4466241779932_1182727496_n.jpg

Sarah takes my breath away so much that I will just write her this haiku for her portion of the speech. Sarah, this one's for you girl:

bitchin' face, girlfriend
makes my heart get a boner
please marry me soon

Tifa's Boobs

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash3/c44.44.552.552/s160x160/598852_3833820646325_1210348480_n.jpg

Besides the fact that you can't think of her without thinking of boobs (can you guys think of anything without thinking about boobs?), Sam is the cutest convict in any line up. Boobs.

I would say something else, but I imagine you're all distracted now (EXCUSE ME, MY WORDS ARE UP HERE!)

Zeldy

I cannot currently find a picture of Zeldy, but she's so cute I'm sure her hotty-boom-body is already ingrained into our brains as forum-users. I look at her, and I realize that I need to get to wherever she is and frickin party.

:party:

I'm pretty sure I have a better chance with all of these girls than ALL OF YOU. So if any of my flattery worked on you lovely ladies (I'm lookin' at you, nominee :semicolonpee:) then hit me up, you know where to find me (HERE, AROUND, I DUNNO).

[The Man]

Thanks for the best avatar Ciddie, guys.

I still don't understand how the smurf Sephex still hasn't won a Ciddie.

[Sephex]

Thanks for the best avatar Ciddie, guys.

I still don't understand how the smurf Sephex still hasn't won a Ciddie.

BECAUSE I MADE THIS

IVZjnZRINac

[Jiro]

Sephex is really the best member here so I'm waiting out for that one

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3p1phdsvc1qi538ho1_250.gif

[Bubba]

Agreed Jiro

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Tifa's Boobs &middot; Nomination Leader: Lockharted

The Nominees
Christmas &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Lockharted &middot; Pike &middot; Pitye &middot; shion &middot; Shorty &middot; Tifa's Boobs &middot; Zeldy

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Lockharted

The Final Tally
Lockharted...................15
Pitye.........................8
Zeldy.........................6
Christmas.....................5
fire_of_avalon................5
shion.........................5
Pike..........................4
Shorty........................4
Tifa's Boobs..................3
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[Sephex]

Called that one too. Congrats Lockharted!

[Bubba]

Locky had that sewn up from the start. Congrats!

[Pike]

Four more votes than I thought I was going to get :)

[Shorty]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOCKY

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Jiro &middot; Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Agent Proto &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Del Murder &middot; Happy Noodle Boy &middot; Jiro &middot; Levian &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; Rantz &middot; sharkythesharkdogg

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Laddy
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Del Murder
Madonna
Pike
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (7/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Lockharted
Agent Proto
Jiro
Formalhaut
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Happy Noodle Boy (6/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys
Denmark
Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">Levian (3/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Denmark]

I'll be having the last laugh:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5dphvaA5v1r6qgc8o1_500.png

swagswagswagswag

[Sephex]

I hope my mancrush Jiro wins this one!

[Psychotic]

Psychotic creations did a 1-2 in Best Custom Rank. SHAME YOU ALL PICKED THE WRONG ONE :colbert:

Also congratulations Miss Hearted. :)

[Jiro]

Hello ladies!

Tonight we're here to bring you the most fabulous entertainment Eyes on Final Fantasy has to offer. They've won your hearts and now they're here to take your breath away.

Don't faint, girls! Because here's the world's hottest, cutest, most eligible boy band in the world, E/O/F/F!


http://i48.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/14dpr9c.jpg
(From Left to Right: Happy Noodle Boy, Quinter Wonderland, Jiro, Levian, Cuchulainn, Rantz, Agent Proto, sharkythesharkdogg, Del Murder)


Now, let's take a look at the handsome boys...

Agent Proto
"The Leader"
Likes: Errol Flynn films, Coaching Little League, Finishing Shoots on Time
Dislikes: Women With No Self Confidence, Starving Children in Africa, Irresponsibility With His Bandmates
Favorite Color: Army Green

Cuchulainn
"The Tough One"
Likes: Motorcycles, Independent Women, Boxing
Dislikes: Cutesy Things, Men With No Courage, Christmas Time
Favorite Color: Jet Black

Del Murder
"The Sophisticated One"
Likes: Renaissance Art, American History, Women With Glasses
Dislikes: Video Games (too gauche), Michael Bay films, Political Corruption
Favorite Color: Mahogany

Happy Noodle Boy
"The Outgoing One"
Likes: Parties, Energy Drinks, <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg">My Lovely Horse</a>
Dislikes: Schoolwork, Politics, Going Shopping for Clothes
Favorite Color: Tangerine

Jiro
"The Athletic One"
Likes: Boston Red Sox, Pumping Iron, Going on a Jog
Dislikes: Fast Food, Doing Laundry, "Geeky Things"
Favorite Color: Robin Egg Blue

Levian
"The Nice One"
Likes: Volunteering at Pet Shelter, Giving Blood, Yoga
Dislikes: Misogynists, People Who Only Care About Money, American Foreign Policy
Favorite Color: Cream

Quinter Wonderland
"The Effeminate One"
Likes: Show Tunes, Reality TV, Fencing
Dislikes: Outlet Stores, Long Flights, Women Ending Up In My Bed Randomly In The Night
Favorite Color: Lavender

Rantz
"The Oldest One"
Likes: Giving Advice to the Other Guys, Star Trek: Voyager, Hanging Out With Children
Dislikes: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Indian Food, Carnies
Favorite Color: Fire Engine Red

Sharkythesharkdogg
"The One That Secretly Hates The Leader"
Likes: Vengeance, Machiavelli, Also Sprach Zarathustra
Dislikes: Attention Whores, Tuxedos, Indie Rock
Favorite Color: Goldenrod

So there you have it! All you wanted to know about your favorite band! But...who's your favorite? Let's find out!

[Night Fury]

OH EM GEE!!!


Oh my gawd >///////<

I so flattered!!!
Thank you all you bunch of BABES :heart:

[Jiro]

All the ladies know who to choose

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0vthq9vMX1qct6nio1_500.jpg

[Denmark]

wait jiro altered my speech with DIFFERENT NUMBERS that butt

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Jiro &middot; Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Agent Proto &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Del Murder &middot; Happy Noodle Boy &middot; Jiro &middot; Levian &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; Rantz &middot; sharkythesharkdogg

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Jiro

The Final Tally
Jiro.........................13
Cuchulainn....................8
Happy Noodle Boy..............8
Agent Proto...................6
Levian........................6
sharkythesharkdogg............6
Rantz.........................4
Del Murder....................1
Quinter Wonderland............1
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[Sephex]

Boner time.

[Night Fury]

Well done Jiro!!!

Although, imo, HNB is the cutest of the Aussie bros.

[Pike]

Laddy, your speech is top tier.

[Madame Adequate]

Congrats to all the homosexuals who get to enjoy all these fine specimens :)

[Denmark]

locky bias

jiro sweep sweep

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Fujiko &middot; Nomination Leader: Shorty

The Nominees
Agrias &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Fujiko &middot; Lockharted &middot; Shiny &middot; Shlup &middot; Shorty &middot; Tifa's Boobs

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Lockharted
Citizen Bleys
Jiro
Madonna
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Agrias (6/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy
Faris
Del Murder
Formalhaut
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Tifa's Boobs (5/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Agent Proto
Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">Fujiko (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Happy Noodle Boy
Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">Shiny (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Faris]

Dawwwwwwww :flirt: *pinches Jiro's cheeks* Here, have your broom back.

[Jiro]

Denmark your numbers didn't add up. There was too much.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m129awEfhr1roud86o1_500.jpg

[Night Fury]

It's not bias it's trrruuueeee

[Bubba]

Wait... so Jiro and HNB are not the same person????

[Agent Proto]

6 votes for Cutest Male. :flirt:

[Denmark]

Denmark your numbers didn't add up

DK - Looks like a golden shiny wire of hope


Length: 38 characters. Brevity is the soul of wit, my friend. 0/2
Color: Standard. 1/1
Cultural References: Final Fantasy 7. 5/5
Quality: Ugh, Final Fantasy 7. But before I looked up this quote to check for Cultural References, I actually thought this was pretty good. Unbiased opinions only. 3/5

TOTAL: 9/13

0+1+5+3=9 you TRAITOR

[Jiro]

Speech time again

_--qvoEA8Zk

[Night Fury]

Wait... so Jiro and HNB are not the same person????

Nope. And that's a good thing, because threesomes.

[Sephex]

Agh, one bad thing about being at work. No sound!

[Jiro]

Denmark your numbers didn't add up

DK - Looks like a golden shiny wire of hope


Length: 38 characters. Brevity is the soul of wit, my friend. 0/2
Color: Standard. 1/1
Cultural References: Final Fantasy 7. 5/5
Quality: Ugh, Final Fantasy 7. But before I looked up this quote to check for Cultural References, I actually thought this was pretty good. Unbiased opinions only. 3/5


TOTAL: 9/13

0+1+5+3=9 you TRAITOR

I didn't do it

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzfbe9Py1e1qihjyvo1_400.gif

[Bubba]

Wait... so Jiro and HNB are not the same person????

Nope. And that's a good thing, because threesomes.

Ha, was joking! You need to get on that if you can, Miss Lockharted

[Night Fury]

Wait... so Jiro and HNB are not the same person????

Nope. And that's a good thing, because threesomes.



Ha, was joking! You need to get on that if you can, Miss Lockharted
I will try my best! ;D

[Faris]

BEST. FOREPLAY. MUSIC. EVER

[Shorty]

ahahahaahaaa dakoda that speech

[Night Fury]

Jiro you are amazing and your speeches are great :heart:

[Jiro]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/10/101773/1865759-my_body_is_ready_super.png

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Fujiko &middot; Nomination Leader: Shorty

The Nominees
Agrias &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Fujiko &middot; Lockharted &middot; Shiny &middot; Shlup &middot; Shorty &middot; Tifa's Boobs

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Agrias

The Final Tally
Agrias.......................11
Fujiko........................8
Lockharted....................8
Shorty........................8
fire_of_avalon................6
Shiny.........................6
Tifa's Boobs..................6
Shlup.........................3
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[Pike]

aka the "SEE, WE TOLD YOU SO!" award

[Shorty]

JIRO AND ALICE

MATCH IT UP

[Night Fury]

GO AGRIAS YOU SEXY MAMA!!!!

[Faris]

Congrats, Sexiest Flamingo

[Sephex]

Congrats to Agrias!

[Bubba]

Agrias is indeed hot...

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Levian &middot; Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Cuchulainn &middot; DK &middot; Happy Noodle Boy &middot; Jiro &middot; Jowy &middot; Levian &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Psychotic &middot; Ramisese Rububba the Third &middot; Rantz &middot; sharkythesharkdogg

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Laddy
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Formalhaut
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Levian (6/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Madonna
Pike
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (3/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys
Faris</td><td style="border:0 none;">Happy Noodle Boy (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Agent Proto
Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jowy (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">Cuchulainn (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted</td><td style="border:0 none;">NorthernChaosGod (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Del Murder</td><td style="border:0 none;">sharkythesharkdogg (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Sephex]

Here comes the most Jiro award!

[Jiro]

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31500000/My-Body-is-Ready-random-31574387-320-319.png

As any true appreciator of the male gender, I have what you might call…erm…a “collection.” Some would even dub it “wank bank.” But as of late, I find myself growing bored with my binders full of men. I find I’ve exhausted my energy on the same men over and over, and I’m looking for a new……….muse. Luckily, EoFF isn’t lacking when it comes to Hunks of Spunk.

First, we have our Belfastian lad, Cuchulainn. Lord knows I can’t resist an Irish man. Seriously, ask anyone. With a temper the size of the Emerald Isle itself, who can deny that Cuch isn’t aaaaaaaaall man? Overflowing with passion and beer, he’ll throw you out the window, then throw you on the bed! Sexy? You betcha. One could say he inherited the “Luck of the Irish.”

Second, we have our very own slice of Nepal, the handsome DK. He knows all about spices—whether it’s in a curry or your bedroom. One would compare him to a cup of chai tea—sweet, spicy, and warms you right up. Who wouldn’t want to swallow a nice mouthful of this flavorful Asian boy?

Sometimes a woman needs dark and edgy. When she does, she goes to our Australian drummer, Happy Noodle Boy. With wavy dark hair, and deep brown eyes, you'll find yourself wanting to unlock the secret of his alternative ways. He'll rock you while beating his sticks!

Now we have a man who no one denies is sexy—Jiro! Don’t let his sensitive writer’s soul and sweet demeanor fool you! This guy’s a tough Australian, a real rough bad-boy. A little dark and brooding, he’ll both drink you off your feet and sweep you off your feet. He can visit my Land Down Under any time!

i have some strange attraction to hipsters. jowy is the perfect guy when it comes to this. a little bit hairy, a little bit tattooed, and with music taste to boot! his pretentiousness and blunt way will have any lady chasing after him!

Girls want him, guys want him, everyone wants to BE him. I'm speaking of Levian, of course. The man who eeks pure swagger, no one can resist him. He knows how to wear a suit...and he knows how to suit you too!

Next, our sexy Hispanic boy, NCG. He is muy guapo and muy caliente! What woman can turn away from that Mexican heat, passion, and seduction? All he has to whisper in your ear is “Necessito tu,” and you’re his. What I wouldn’t give to hear him romance me in Spanish!

Who doesn’t love an enigma? With, Psychotic, EoFF’s great mystery, he’ll always leave you guessing! Most women love a the challenge of a man who doesn’t share his secrets; I know I do. Psychotic will seduce you with words, but always leave you wanting more.

Everyone loves the soul of a musician, and that's where Bubba comes into play. And if his sultry voice doesn't get you, his baby blue eyes sure will! Our boy from Manchester will show you the real meaning of "getting backstage."

When a woman needs a man, she goes to Rantz. EoFF's goatee-clad, giant viking will show you just what conquering your lands means! He'll pillage you, but he won't stop there! Maybe he'll show you the sensitive side of himself. A real Eddard Stark, if I ever.

Sharkythesharkdog--now there's a man I'll let take me for a spin! He drives race cards, and he'll give you an exhilirating ride! Like a fine aged wine, sharky will show you how a real, mature man does things.

So, EoFF, I'm looking for you help to pic out my new object of lust! Who will win? WHO WILL BE THE SEXIEST???



Personally, I'm rooting for this modelesque man.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hgjwRCki1r6qgc8o1_400.jpg

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Levian &middot; Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Cuchulainn &middot; DK &middot; Happy Noodle Boy &middot; Jiro &middot; Jowy &middot; Levian &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Psychotic &middot; Ramisese Rububba the Third &middot; Rantz &middot; sharkythesharkdogg

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And the winner is...
Cuchulainn

The Final Tally
Cuchulainn...................11
Levian.......................10
Jowy..........................8
Jiro..........................6
NorthernChaosGod..............5
Ramisese Rububba the Third....4
sharkythesharkdogg............4
DK............................3
Happy Noodle Boy..............3
Psychotic.....................2
Rantz.........................1
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[Denmark]

CHUCHUTRAINN :3

[Night Fury]

CUCHHHHH!!!!

[Formalhaut]

Surprising!

[Sephex]

Evil and sexy? Alright.

[Pike]

Cuch's official acceptance speech: "FECK OFF"

[Clo]

:cuch: :cuch: :cuch: :cuch:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Ramisese Rububba the Third &middot; Nomination Leader: Lockharted

The Nominees
Alpha2099 &middot; Futan &middot; Lockharted &middot; Tifa's Boobs

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Agent Proto
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Formalhaut
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted (8/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy
Citizen Bleys
Del Murder
Madonna
Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Tifa's Boobs (5/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Denmark
Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">Futan (3/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

[Madame Adequate]

So there is justice. :cuch:

[Jiro]

Our stock of newbies is rather small, isn't it? Only four members. Nothing to write home about, right?

Wrong. You're looking at the future of EoFF right here, and by jove is it impressive. These are your run of the mill average newbies. No. Not at all. You're looking at the Fantastic Four as they live and breathe.

Or at least the EoFF version of 'em. Let's take a look at our heroic quartet.

Alpha2099 is Wakka, also known as the Human Torch. He's the hot headed one with a toasty hot heart and a weakness for the ladies. Be careful of his Blitzball, it's superheated to burn right through you. Sizzling!


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Lockharted is Lightning Farron, also known as The Invisible Woman. She's far from invisible though, getting her face in wherever she can. Strange that she loves attention so much, but it ain't my fault. I wonder if she sneaks into the staff forum with her power?


http://data.whicdn.com/images/32616763/tumblr_m74eks8eyY1rqrdpso1_500_large.png



Futan is Quina Quen, otherwise known as The Thing. I'm not really sure what Futan's all about, but he seems to get a kick out of me kicking him out of chat. Maybe there's some kind of masochistic streak hidden underneath that chef hat? I'm a little dubious as to how Futan is a hero guarding our future, but anyway...


http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111128014049/finalfantasy/images/9/99/QuinaIndulgence.png


Tifa's Boobs is Fran, otherwise known as Ms Fantastic. If there was anyone going to fit this role, it's obviously the lithe and nimble bunny girl. Tifa's Boobs ain't afraid to use her body in all sorts of inventive ways to defend EoFF from adversaries of all sorts. You can count on her to lead the team well. Stop drooling.


http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff96/Needful/Final%20Fantasy/fran.jpg

But which of these mighty warriors is going to be crowned the best? I think they should all win. Yes, even Futan. I actually like that guy, he's awesome. You should come and spend time with him in #eoff. All of you. Right now. #eoff. Be there.

[Denmark]

unsurprising victory here

grats to futan though

[Madame Adequate]

Oh hey I never knew I had a furry amputee fetish thanks Jiro :aimkiss:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

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Last winner: Ramisese Rububba the Third &middot; Nomination Leader: Lockharted

The Nominees
Alpha2099 &middot; Futan &middot; Lockharted &middot; Tifa's Boobs

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Lockharted

The Final Tally
Lockharted...................25
Futan........................13
Tifa's Boobs.................11
Alpha2099.....................7
RSL...........................1</div></div>

[Shorty]

LANDSLIDE BY LOCKY

OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN <333333333333333333

[Jiro]

Agrias and Cuch: The Wedding

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