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Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:00 PM
Two Weeks

2,361 Nominations

53 Nominators

238 Nominees

124 Finalists

2,817 Votes

75 Voters

52 Ciddies

2 Highwinds

52 Awards

A Few Tie-Breakers

1-4 Hours Delay

All building up to this moment in EoFF history...



:ciddie::ciddie:

The Ciddies XXIII
Winners Revelations Thread

:ciddie::ciddie:




So I've kept Award Chocobo away for the PC for at least half a day and I expect it to last at least another half day before he's back on. This is the Eyes on Final Fantasy show, and after a slightly quiet 13th birthday a few days ago, we're due a party. So, I've typed up over 100 posts this morning and I think I'm about done with that... This can only mean one thing: I'm ready for this thing!

This year's Ciddies are going to be thrust hard into the chatroom, so if you want to know who wins before everyone else, get your butt in there. Otherwise, expect the show to carry on as normal in the forums. Keep posting to keep me posting! The faster you guys comment on the various awards and winners, the faster we move on to the next one. Enjoy yourselves, more than anything!

Posts typed up? Check. Tally ready? Check. Eye of the Tiger? Hell yes check.

So... ya'll ready for this? :aimsun:


Winners Tally

1. Best Member
Jiro.........................15
Agent Proto...................6
Shorty........................6
Goldenboko....................5
I'm my own MILF...............5
Pike..........................4
Sephex........................4
Del Murder....................3
Jowy..........................3
Madonna.......................2
Raistlin......................2
Rantz.........................2
krissy........................1
Loony BoB.....................1
Quinter Wonderland............1
RSL...........................1

2. Best Male
Jiro.........................12
Cuchulainn....................6
Vivi22........................6
Agent Proto...................5
Sephex........................5
Citizen Bleys.................4
Quinter Wonderland............4
Happy Noodle Boy..............3
I'm my own MILF...............3
Jowy..........................3
Rantz.........................3
Del Murder....................2
Loony BoB.....................2
Levian........................1
Psychotic.....................1
Roogle........................1
RSL...........................1

3. Best Female
Shorty.......................11
fire_of_avalon................8
Pike..........................8
Faris.........................6
Lockharted....................6
Christmas.....................5
Shauna........................5
Tifa's Boobs..................5
Miriel........................4
rubah.........................2

4. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Rantz........................13
Del Murder....................9
Goldenboko....................8
Loony BoB.....................8
o_O...........................6
Psychotic.....................6
Shlup.........................4
Samuraid......................3
Roogle........................1
RSL...........................1

5. Best Cid's Knight
Shorty.......................15
Pike.........................12
fire_of_avalon...............11
Vivi22........................8
Wolf Kanno....................6
I'm my own MILF...............3
Shiny.........................3
RSL...........................1

6. Best Editor
Jiro.........................47
Freya........................10
milliegoesbeep................2
RSL...........................1

7. Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto..................23
DK...........................12
Raistlin......................9
Christmas.....................4
Flying Mullet.................4
Ouch!.........................3
Baloki........................1
RSL...........................1
Rye...........................1

8. Best Veteran
Citizen Bleys................13
The Man......................12
Jowy.........................10
Sephex........................6
Denmark.......................5
Peegee........................4
Iceglow.......................3
NorthernChaosGod..............3
Shauna........................3
Formalhaut....................2
Laddy.........................2
Mercen-X......................1
RSL...........................1
Aulayna.......................0
Faris.........................0

9. Best Regular
Clo..........................16
shion........................14
Ramisese Rububba the Third...12
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........5
jenovajunkie..................3
Melissaur.....................3
Gamblet.......................2
TrollHunter...................2
RSL...........................1

10. Best Newbie
Lockharted...................25
Futan........................13
Tifa's Boobs.................11
Alpha2099.....................7
RSL...........................1


11. Sexiest Male
Cuchulainn...................11
Levian.......................10
Jowy..........................8
Jiro..........................6
NorthernChaosGod..............5
Ramisese Rububba the Third....4
sharkythesharkdogg............4
DK............................3
Happy Noodle Boy..............3
Psychotic.....................2
Rantz.........................1
RSL...........................1

12. Sexiest Female
Agrias.......................11
Fujiko........................8
Lockharted....................8
Shorty........................8
fire_of_avalon................6
Shiny.........................6
Tifa's Boobs..................6
Shlup.........................3
RSL...........................1

13. Cutest Male
Jiro.........................13
Cuchulainn....................8
Happy Noodle Boy..............8
Agent Proto...................6
Levian........................6
sharkythesharkdogg............6
Rantz.........................4
Del Murder....................1
Quinter Wonderland............1
RSL...........................1

14. Cutest Female
Lockharted...................15
Pitye.........................8
Zeldy.........................6
Christmas.....................5
fire_of_avalon................5
shion.........................5
Pike..........................4
Shorty........................4
Tifa's Boobs..................3
RSL...........................1

15. Best Custom Rank
Del Murder...................15
Psychotic....................10
Uncle Big Hands...............9
DK............................5
Rantz.........................5
I Don't Need A Name...........4
I'm my own MILF...............4
Jiro..........................4
RSL...........................1

16. Best Avatar
The Man......................12
blackmage_nuke...............10
Quinter Wonderland...........10
Loony BoB.....................9
I'm my own MILF...............5
Del Murder....................3
Goldenboko....................3
RSL...........................1

17. Best signature
Quinter Wonderland...........11
Shiny........................10
Del Murder....................9
Psychotic.....................9
Rantz.........................6
The Man.......................6
Happy Noodle Boy..............4
Pitye.........................3
RSL...........................1

18. Best Artist
Pete for President...........18
black orb.....................7
DK............................6
Rye...........................5
themagicroundabout............5
Fuzakeru......................4
Pitye.........................4
Nikki.........................2
Pike..........................2
RSL...........................1
Shlup.........................0

19. Best Writer
Thecloudyday89...............13
Jiro.........................10
Pike..........................8
I'm my own MILF...............7
Sephex........................6
shion.........................6
Pitye.........................4
Psychotic.....................2
RSL...........................1

20. Best Poster
Wolf Kanno...................14
krissy.......................11
Psychotic.....................7
Vivi22........................7
Jiro..........................6
Pike..........................6
I'm my own MILF...............4
Tifa's Boobs..................3
RSL...........................1

21. Best #eoff Chatter
Shorty.......................10
Denmark.......................8
Jentleness....................8
Parker........................6
Jiro..........................5
Lockharted....................5
Jowy..........................4
Rantz.........................4
shion.........................4
Futan.........................2
kotora........................2
Happy Noodle Boy..............1
RSL...........................1

22. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Jiro.........................18
Raistlin.....................12
Freya.........................7
Thecloudyday89................7
Agent Proto...................4
Psychotic.....................4
Goldenboko....................2
Pike..........................1
RSL...........................1
JKTrix........................0

23. Best Thread
Bad label placement (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html)...................................15
Post your EoFF History (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/146092-post-your-eyes-final-fantasy-history.html).................................9
FF5 Revisited! (http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-v/144123-final-fantasy-v-revisited.html).........................................8
The Flower Girl I Used to Know (http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/144881-flower-girl-i-used-know.html).........................8
Unpopular Gaming Opinions (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/146042-unpopular-gaming-opinions.html)..............................7
Ocean or Space? (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145446-ocean-space.html)........................................5
EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/143471-eyes-final-fantasy-oregon-trail-round-3-ongoing.html).................2
RSL....................................................1
Picture Thread Cosplay Adorable (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/138931-picture-thread-cosplay-adorable.html).............0

24. Best Post
Bad label placement. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144965-bad-label-placement.html#post3130272)..................................15
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking]...9 (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144334-ladies-gentlemen-your-captain-speaking.html#post3118595)
The Flower Girl I Used to Know (http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/144881-flower-girl-i-used-know.html#post3128759).........................8
So, Del Murder and Miriel got married today. (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/144818-so-del-murder-miriel-got-married-today-5.html#post3140929)...........6
Terrible FF jokes (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/143160-terrible-final-fantasy-jokes.html#post3095651)......................................6
Go to Google Images (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145709-go-google-images.html#post3144611)....................................5
Anniversary Celebrations: The Ultimate Fanfic (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/146431-anniversary-celebrations-ultimate-fanfic.html#post3160895)..........4
Jokes about EoFFers! (http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/145773-jokes-about-eoffers.html#post3145866)..................................1
RSL....................................................1

25. Nicest Member
Shorty.......................11
Jiro..........................9
milliegoesbeep................9
Pike..........................8
Cuchulainn....................7
Madonna.......................5
Christmas.....................4
Loony BoB.....................2
Jowy..........................1
Rantz.........................1
RSL...........................1

26. Evilest Member
Cuchulainn...................14
Bunny........................12
Tifa's Boobs..................8
Peegee........................4
Psychotic.....................4
Citizen Bleys.................3
Loony BoB.....................3
Mirage........................3
WildRaubtier..................2
Jowy..........................1
RSL...........................1

27. Funniest Member
DK...........................10
Madonna.......................7
Sephex........................7
Flying Mullet.................6
Rantz.........................6
Old Manus.....................5
Psychotic.....................5
Del Murder....................4
krissy........................4
RSL...........................1

28. Weirdest Member
Iceglow......................12
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........8
Mercen-X......................8
Peegee........................7
WildRaubtier..................5
Uncle Big Hands...............4
krissy........................3
Sephex........................3
Citizen Bleys.................2
Old Manus.....................2
Laddy.........................1
RSL...........................1

29. Most Missed Member
Demondude....................12
Rye..........................11
RSL...........................7
Cz............................6
eestlinc......................5
Resha.........................5
Sylvie........................5
Dr Unne.......................4

30 Most Influential Member
Loony BoB....................13
Psychotic.....................8
Del Murder....................7
Jiro..........................6
Citizen Bleys.................5
Pike..........................4
Raistlin......................4
Iceglow.......................3
I'm my own MILF...............2
Rantz.........................2
RSL...........................1
Freya.........................0

31. Most Mysterious Member
a mystery....................11
??????........................7
???????.......................6
??????........................5
?????.........................5
?????????.....................5
?????????.....................5
??????????....................4
??????????....................3
??????........................3
???...........................1
???????????????...............1

32. Most Underrated Member
Lone Wolf Leonhart............8
Kalilung......................7
Sephex........................7
Ultima Shadow.................7
blackmage_nuke................6
Shauna........................6
Alpha2099.....................5
Jowy..........................4
Laddy.........................4
Jiro..........................2
RSL...........................1

33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Loony BoB....................20
Jessweeee♪....................8
DMKA..........................7
Wolf Kanno....................7
Raistlin......................6
Tifa's Boobs..................6
RSL...........................1

34. Most Helpful Member
Rantz........................16
Jiro.........................10
Goldenboko....................6
Pike..........................6
The Man.......................5
Shorty........................4
Loony BoB.....................3
Samuraid......................2
Wolf Kanno....................2
Quinter Wonderland............1
RSL...........................1
Mirage........................0

35. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel..........17
Rantz & Shorty...............12
I'm my own MILF & Pike........8
Kalilung & Madonna............7
Fujiko & o_O..................5
Loony BoB & smittenkitten.....4
RSL & RSL's hat...............1

MLT...

36. MLT Be the Next Cid's Knight/Editor
Agent Proto..................10
Lockharted....................9
Quinter Wonderland............9
blackmage_nuke................5
Cuchulainn....................5
Raistlin......................5
Sephex........................5
Tifa's Boobs..................4
RSL...........................1

37. Be Banned
Weimar Pluto Knight VII......10
Iceglow.......................7
Peegee........................7
Award Guy.....................6
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........6
Innes.........................6
Tifa's Boobs..................6
Cuchulainn....................3
Psychotic.....................3
Bolivar.......................1
RSL...........................1

38. Win a Ciddie For the First Time
Lockharted...................21
Sephex.......................10
Faris.........................6
Pitye.........................6
Mercen-X......................5
Futan.........................4
milliegoesbeep................2
RSL...........................1

39. Give it all up to become a cross-dressing pirate.
Faris........................22
Iceglow......................12
Raistlin......................9
NorthernChaosGod..............6
Raebus........................4
Jiro..........................1
RSL...........................1

40. Put on a clown costume and destroy the world
Bunny........................10
Psychotic.....................7
Citizen Bleys.................6
Peegee........................6
Bolivar.......................4
Raistlin......................4
The Man.......................4
Iceglow.......................3
Shlup.........................3
DK............................1
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........1
Laddy.........................1
RSL...........................1
Uncle Big Hands...............1
Wolf Kanno....................1

41. Start an Ecoterrorism Cell
I'm my own MILF..............14
The Man......................13
Shorty.......................10
Peegee........................4
Futan.........................3
krissy........................3
Shauna........................3
Bolivar.......................2
RSL...........................1

42. Be the Triple Triad Club's Ace
Ultima Shadow................12
Citizen Bleys................11
Quinter Wonderland............8
WildRaubtier..................8
Raistlin......................5
Loony BoB.....................4
Jowy..........................2
Shiny.........................2
RSL...........................1

43. Be loyal to a fault
Jiro.........................15
fire_of_avalon................9
Shorty........................6
Laddy.........................5
Loony BoB.....................5
Bolivar.......................3
Formalhaut....................3
Shlup.........................3
Karifean......................2
Del Murder....................1
RSL...........................1
Quinter Wonderland............0

44. Be a physical manifestation of our collective imagination
Christmas....................20
Peegee........................7
Cuchulainn....................5
fire_of_avalon................4
Loony BoB.....................4
Quinter Wonderland............4
Tifa's Boobs..................4
Iceglow.......................3
Pike..........................1
Psychotic.....................1
RSL...........................1

45. Believe Ondore's Lies
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.......14
Shorty........................7
Formalhaut....................6
Miriel........................6
Freya.........................5
Zeldy.........................5
Lockharted....................4
Iceglow.......................2
Laddy.........................2
Raistlin......................1
RSL...........................1

46. Make disturbingly erotic grunts whenever doing everyday tasks
Iceglow......................18
Tifa's Boobs.................15
DK............................6
Psychotic.....................5
Shlup.........................4
Tigmafuzz.....................4
WildRaubtier..................3
I'm my own MILF...............2
Peegee........................1
RSL...........................1
Loony BoB.....................0
NorthernChaosGod..............0

47. Sacrifice Himself to Save the World
Jiro.........................25
I'm my own MILF...............9
Bunny.........................8
Laddy.........................7
Rantz.........................3
Peegee........................2
RSL...........................1

48. Be Fighter
fire_of_avalon...............11
sharkythesharkdogg...........10
Cuchulainn....................9
Jowy..........................9
NorthernChaosGod..............8
Aerith's Knight...............5
DK............................2
RSL...........................1

49. Be Black Mage
blackmage_nuke...............22
Raistlin.....................10
Vivi22.......................10
Red Mage Coffman..............5
Flaming Ice...................4
Freya.........................2
Madonna.......................2
RSL...........................1

50. Get Together
Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted...15
Iceglow & Psychotic..............9
Cookie & Innes...................6
Lockharted & Tifa's Boobs........6
Iceglow & Tifa's Boobs...........5
Bolivar & Wolf Kanno.............4
Iceglow & Mercen-X...............4
Agent Proto & Pitye..............2
Citizen Bleys & Psychotic........1
RSL & the deceptively snug-fitting lampshade he's going to attempt
to wear after putting away a few too many cups of eggnog at the
company Christmas party..........1

Jowy
12-08-2012, 05:01 PM
first for getting thrusted

Faris
12-08-2012, 05:02 PM
Awwww yeeeaaaaahhh, time to hit refresh like crazy day has begun!

Rantz
12-08-2012, 05:03 PM
Poastin in ciddies thrad

Pike
12-08-2012, 05:03 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/internet/bigsquee.gif

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:05 PM
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Last winner: Iceglow & I'm my own MILF &middot; Nomination Leader: Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted

The Nominees
Agent Proto & Pitye &middot; Bolivar & Wolf Kanno &middot; Citizen Bleys & Psychotic &middot; Cookie & Innes &middot; Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted &middot; Iceglow & Mercen-X &middot; Iceglow & Psychotic &middot; Iceglow & Tifa's Boobs &middot; Lockharted & Tifa's Boobs

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Laddy
Lockharted
Agent Proto
Denmark
Happy Noodle Boy
Goldenboko
Jiro
Del Murder
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted (12/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Formalhaut
Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Iceglow & Tifa's Boobs (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Faris
Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted & Tifa's Boobs (2/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>


Ahhh Most likely to get together, the final but possibly the most entertaining ciddie of all time. I find it slightly ironic to be writing this speech, afterall of the 9 nominations up for this award I myself am in 3 of the nominated couples. However we'll take it from the top and break it down:

1) Agent Proto and Pitye. I'm not sure about this but it could be the surprise coupling of the century and old man proot might get to become old perv proots. Still after hearing Proots sing This little ditty (https://dl.dropbox.com/u/52278032/crazybitches.mp3) apparently about myself I'm not so sure anyone could resist him. It's a simple fact; I love him, you love him, bitches love him, Pitye loves him.

2) Bolivar and Wolf Kanno. Oh sweet mother of Zeus! This would be a coupling made in gaming heaven, or hell depending on your standpoint. Bolivar's strong sony feelings would probably love-hate Wolf Kanno's cross format obsession. It's actually the only couple I could put together who I believe could out nerd Hux and Pike! Which is something that scares me because the idea of this much nerdiness and mountain dew in our world could lead to the outright legal banning on global scale all computers and computer games.

3) Citizen Bleys and Psychotic... Piss off you can't have him, he's mine!

4) Cookie & Innes. Oh dear lord, ain't nobody got time for that! It'd be like letting Quin actually marry his right hand, or Julian marry his reflection. Why marriage? Because we all know it'd go there and we'd all hate ourselves for letting it happen. We all know we'd never hear the end of it, it'd be worse than having a discussion with someone who only ever replies by saying lines from the song "I'm sexy and I know it"

5) Happy Noodle Boy and Lockharted, If Phil could ever get Tara away from Sam's clutches it could forseeably happen. I mean face it, the pretty boy mafia-convict (italian and australian at the same time, how could I possibly ever resist?) what woman on here doesn't want him. He's got more girls on this forum in a tizz than Loony BoB and BoB's getting married to one! Though the coupling does make me think fondly on the many "this one time, at band camp..." jokes from American Pie. Why? I'm not sure maybe all the toilet talk?

6) Iceglow and Mercen-X. I actually know who was responsible for this and honestly, I hate you both. I love you but I hate you, I'm not even going to lie I'm going to smother you both with my hate and love in equal parts. I don't even have to name these people, they know who they are and they know exactly what I mean. Aside from that lovely message, I honestly have no idea what to say about this match-up other than I have been thoroughly blagged and will have my revenge.

7) Iceglow and Psychotic. You mean we aren't already a couple? Oh Ok... I guess everyone knew well, cats out the bag now and nothing more to do than embrace the love and the fact that this man is to be left prostrated on the floor with me standing over him in Manchester as I scream the name Piers Nivans at him for the sheer hell of it.

8) Iceglow and Tifa's Boobs. Hehehe how long til one of us kills the other? Or rather how long til Sam kills me for pulling some bad taste jokes that she doesn't like? My personal bet is a day if that.

9) Tifa's Boobs and Lockharted. Personally I had always viewed them more as sisters than lovers maybe not real sisters but those "sisters" you only ever seem to see in porn movies where what they get up to is purely wrong for related people to do. The one thing I do know, they're not the type of sisters you find in convents anywhere, ever.

So in the words of one of the greatest bands of all time: Some will win, some will lose and some will just sing the blues... who will win lets go back to Award guy to find out...

Aerith's Knight
12-08-2012, 05:07 PM
Bitchin' image

Sephex
12-08-2012, 05:07 PM
My everything is ready.

Faris
12-08-2012, 05:07 PM
That there is nifty :thumb:

Raistlin
12-08-2012, 05:09 PM
:excited:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:09 PM
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Last winner: Iceglow & I'm my own MILF &middot; Nomination Leader: Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted

The Nominees
Agent Proto & Pitye &middot; Bolivar & Wolf Kanno &middot; Citizen Bleys & Psychotic &middot; Cookie & Innes &middot; Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted &middot; Iceglow & Mercen-X &middot; Iceglow & Psychotic &middot; Iceglow & Tifa's Boobs &middot; Lockharted & Tifa's Boobs

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted

The Final Tally
Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted...15
Iceglow & Psychotic..............9
Cookie & Innes...................6
Lockharted & Tifa's Boobs........6
Iceglow & Tifa's Boobs...........5
Bolivar & Wolf Kanno.............4
Iceglow & Mercen-X...............4
Agent Proto & Pitye..............2
Citizen Bleys & Psychotic........1
RSL & the deceptively snug-fitting lampshade he's going to attempt
to wear after putting away a few too many cups of eggnog at the
company Christmas party..........1</div></div>

Sephex
12-08-2012, 05:10 PM
And now they shall have the most beautiful, passionate sex in EoFF history.

Pike
12-08-2012, 05:10 PM
Speech where?

Edit: nvm. LATE, BOY! :colbert:

Mister Adequate
12-08-2012, 05:11 PM
Awwwww, young love. So sweet :) Congratulations to the happy couple!

Faris
12-08-2012, 05:11 PM
Congrats on your first Ciddie, Lockharted :love:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:13 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Be Black Mage</span>
Last winner: Black Mage &middot; Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke

The Nominees
blackmage_nuke &middot; Flaming Ice &middot; Freya &middot; Madonna &middot; Raistlin &middot; Red Mage Coffman &middot; Vivi22

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Laddy
Agent Proto
Denmark
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Del Murder
Madonna
Formalhaut
Pike
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">blackmage_nuke (13/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys</td><td style="border:0 none;">Raistlin (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted</td><td style="border:0 none;">Red Mage Coffman (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">Vivi22 (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>


UqMkKZj1OO0

Question for you guys! What do you think of when you think of Final Fantasy? ...okay, yes, Chocobos. WHAT ELSE? ...Moogles, okay. WHAT ELSE? ...Nobuo? Okay, okay, he's a pretty cool guy. I'll give you him. But come on you guys, what is just ICONIC FINAL FANTASY??

...guys with spiky hair and big swords, I hear you say. Okay, fine. I'll give you that one, too.

Here, I'm tired of playing this game, though. Let's get to the answer you're all SUPPOSED to be saying, and that is THE BLACK MAGE. This is it. This is the class that defines Final Fantasy. And to no one's great surprise! What is more distinctive than the blue robe, the pointy yellow hat, and the bright yellow eyes?

Don't answer that question. No, I see you trying to answer it. Don't. DON'T. STOP. YOU'RE DONE ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS TODAY.

Pike
12-08-2012, 05:13 PM
Bolivar and Wolf Kanno. Oh sweet mother of Zeus! This would be a coupling made in gaming heaven, or hell depending on your standpoint. Bolivar's strong sony feelings would probably love-hate Wolf Kanno's cross format obsession. It's actually the only couple I could put together who I believe could out nerd Hux and Pike!

Steve pls

Mister Adequate
12-08-2012, 05:14 PM
It's actually the only couple I could put together who I believe could out nerd Hux and Pike!

Ahahahaha Steve for funniest speechwriter

Pike
12-08-2012, 05:15 PM
Oh yay, it's my terrible backup speech! xD

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:16 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Be Black Mage</span>
Last winner: Black Mage &middot; Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke

The Nominees
blackmage_nuke &middot; Flaming Ice &middot; Freya &middot; Madonna &middot; Raistlin &middot; Red Mage Coffman &middot; Vivi22

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
blackmage_nuke

The Final Tally
blackmage_nuke...............22
Raistlin.....................10
Vivi22.......................10
Red Mage Coffman..............5
Flaming Ice...................4
Freya.........................2
Madonna.......................2
RSL...........................1</div></div>

Sephex
12-08-2012, 05:17 PM
Ah, the Black Mage is the black mage!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:18 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Be Fighter</span>
Last winner: Darth Holmes &middot; Nomination Leader: Cuchulainn, Jowy & NorthernChaosGod

The Nominees
Aerith's Knight &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; DK &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Jowy &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; sharkythesharkdogg

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Del Murder
Madonna
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">fire_of_avalon (8/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Agent Proto
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Cuchulainn (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark
Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jowy (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Aerith's Knight (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys</td><td style="border:0 none;">DK (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy</td><td style="border:0 none;">NorthernChaosGod (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted</td><td style="border:0 none;">sharkythesharkdogg (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>


Men and gentleladies! What is the dizzle fo rizzle. I have here seven people that have been nominated for something as classy as Most Likely, Or Probable But Most Likely Likely, To Be: Fighter! This is a central role to any party, but let me not waste your time with idle banter. Behold instead these short stories of our nominees' adventures as Fighters.

Aerith's Knight

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/mlt-be-fighter/aerithsknight.png


Cuchulainn

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/mlt-be-fighter/cuchulainn.png


DK

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/mlt-be-fighter/dk.png


fire_of_avalon

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/mlt-be-fighter/foa.png


Jowy

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/mlt-be-fighter/jowy.png


NorthernChaosGod

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/mlt-be-fighter/ncg.png


Sharky

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/mlt-be-fighter/sharky.png

And that's all there's to it. Now get your fists ready to find out the winner...



Be Fighter

Do you like swords? Of course you do, everyone likes swords. Well, maybe not Aerith, but I don't hear her speaking up against them.

The candidates:

Aerith's Knight
I know AK more from tGA than from here and can attest that he does indeed like swords, but he's also pretty enamoured of magic; he's more of a paladin/cleric type character.

Cuchulainn
Yes, all Irish people love to fight, you pack of bloody racists.

DK
I suppose I could possibly see this happening, but only because FF1 lacks a rapist class.

fire_of_avalon
If I say what I really think here, foa will put a sword through my favourite kidney.

Jowy
I have an advantage over many EoFF'ers here in that I played WoW with Jowy for several years, so I know for a fact that he's quite adept at tanking, so this is a safe vote; even if you piss off one of the other candidates, Jowy can keep threat off of you until you finish them off.

NorthernChaosGod
Well, NCG has displayed a fairly high degree of resilience against barbed words and pointed mockery, but I'm not so sure he'd do as well against barbed spears and pointed crossbow bolts.

sharkythesharkdogg
I really don't get this nomination. Sharky is clearly a Ninja.

Aerith's Knight
12-08-2012, 05:19 PM
Saw it coming.

Raistlin
12-08-2012, 05:19 PM
Pffffft. Raistlin Majere is the best black mage ever, but of course you plebeian voters just went with the person with "black mage" in the name. :nonono:

Aerith's Knight
12-08-2012, 05:21 PM
The speeches are of unusually high quality so far.

Sephex
12-08-2012, 05:21 PM
Loved the comic.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:21 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Be Fighter</span>
Last winner: Darth Holmes &middot; Nomination Leader: Cuchulainn, Jowy & NorthernChaosGod

The Nominees
Aerith's Knight &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; DK &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Jowy &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; sharkythesharkdogg

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
fire_of_avalon

The Final Tally
fire_of_avalon...............11
sharkythesharkdogg...........10
Cuchulainn....................9
Jowy..........................9
NorthernChaosGod..............8
Aerith's Knight...............5
DK............................2
RSL...........................1</div></div>

Mister Adequate
12-08-2012, 05:21 PM
That speech was goddamn magical Rantz.

Sephex
12-08-2012, 05:21 PM
Yes! foa FTW!

Pike
12-08-2012, 05:21 PM
Rantz your speech is the best thing I've ever seen

Psychotic
12-08-2012, 05:22 PM
Wow that speech by Rantz is fucking incredible. Damn good work.

Raistlin
12-08-2012, 05:22 PM
Rantz's speech was great. foa and NCG especially were done perfectly.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:27 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Sacrifice Himself to Save the World</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Bunny &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; Laddy &middot; Peegee &middot; Rantz

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Laddy
Agent Proto
Denmark
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Del Murder
Formalhaut
Pike
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (12/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys
Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantz (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted</td><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">Peegee (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>


Sacrifice himself to save the world

Everybody wants to save the world, but does anyone at EoFF have what it takes to be an hero? Let's have a look at our candidates:

Bunny
Are you smurfing kidding me? If anyone at EoFF can be said to be a hate singularity, it is Bunny. He is far more likely to sacrifice the world to save himself, and laugh while it burns. I'm not entirely certain that Bunny would sacrifice a muffin to save the world. (Unless it's raisin, because seriously, smurf raisins.)

I'm my own MILF
"I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark." ~ Thomas Hobbes.
Thing is, the only leap into the dark Hux will take is to leap off a burning ship after pushing orphans, women, and the elderly into the hungry, all-consuming flames. If Hux is going to sacrifice himself for anything, it would be for the triumph of everlasting evil.

Jiro
OK, I'll give you this one. It looks likely because Jiro acts all super-nice to everyone, all of the time. But stop to think -- when the cards are laid out, and the world is burning, would he truly sacrifice himself instead of a bus full of nuns? I think not.

Laddy
Hahahahahahaha, you have got to be kidding. Whoever nominated Laddy misread the category as "Sacrifice someone else to save the world." But how did multiple people make the same mistake? Easy -- reading comprehension in the modern world has been on a steep decline since the late 80s now that teachers aren't allowed to use corporal punishment to motivate their students to learn.

Peegee
"Capitalists are no more capable of self-sacrifice than a man is capable of lifting himself up by his own bootstraps." ~ V.I. Lenin
Have you read any of PG's Facebook/EoFF blog posts? I haven't either. Still, even skimming past them is enough to know that PG is so fastidiously pro-capitalism that the shade of J.D. Rockefeller is screaming "Woah there, calm down."

Rantz
The only thing Rantz could be relied upon to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse would be to make fun of the zombies as they chew on the bloody ruin that used to be your face.

Yep, we're screwed.

Mister Adequate
12-08-2012, 05:27 PM
I knew that burst of revelations wasn't going to last. Now we're back to Lonny BoB standard time. :)

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:27 PM
Congraulations to all the Old Manus so far.

Psychotic
12-08-2012, 05:28 PM
Congraulations to all the Old Manus so far.Whoa. :monocle:

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:29 PM
Guys how fucking great is this?

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:29 PM
http://tweedultima.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/fireworks.jpg

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:29 PM
http://aphs.worldnomads.com/safetyhub/12392/fireworks_malta.jpg

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:30 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Sacrifice Himself to Save the World</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Bunny &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Jiro &middot; Laddy &middot; Peegee &middot; Rantz

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Jiro

The Final Tally
Jiro.........................25
I'm my own MILF...............9
Bunny.........................8
Laddy.........................7
Rantz.........................3
Peegee........................2
RSL...........................1</div></div>

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:31 PM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECOGNITION

/dies

Sephex
12-08-2012, 05:31 PM
By a HUGE margin!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:32 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Make disturbingly erotic grunts whenever doing everyday tasks</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Iceglow

The Nominees
DK &middot; Iceglow &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Loony BoB &middot; &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Peegee &middot; Psychotic &middot; Shlup &middot; Tifa's Boobs &middot; Tigmafuzz &middot; WildRaubtier

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Laddy
Lockharted
Happy Noodle Boy
Goldenboko
Del Murder
Formalhaut
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Tifa's Boobs (8/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Agent Proto
Denmark
Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">DK (3/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Faris
Jiro
Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Iceglow (3/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Peegee (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys</td><td style="border:0 none;">Tigmafuzz (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:33 PM
Ciddie Number Forty Six

Well if this ain't the Ciddie highest on everybody's wish list this Christmas. Who wouldn't want to be known as the person who utters a moan every time they sweep the floor, or pays their bills with a "mmm yeah" and a lick of the lips?

The erotic noises are all good and well. I'm not going to be a naysayer, because everybody could use a little bit of sexual tension in their life. Next time you check the mail, give a casual glance to your neighbour and just shout "unf unf" and see how they react. I'm sure a smile will leap to their face, if they can keep themselves from leaping onto your irresistable self.

But I feel that the noises themselves lack a certain emphasis. They must be combined with physical movements, actions if you will. A friend of mine - who must be some kind of visionary - has already found the solution.


BdOWeNW7dFA

So next time you find yourself having a Sexual Harrassment Claim level of enjoyment, just remember that everything can be made better by thrusting away.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:34 PM
CMON STEVE YOU GRUNTER

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:35 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Make disturbingly erotic grunts whenever doing everyday tasks</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Iceglow

The Nominees
DK &middot; Iceglow &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; Loony BoB &middot; &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Peegee &middot; Psychotic &middot; Shlup &middot; Tifa's Boobs &middot; Tigmafuzz &middot; WildRaubtier

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Iceglow

The Final Tally
Iceglow......................18
Tifa's Boobs.................15
DK............................6
Psychotic.....................5
Shlup.........................4
Tigmafuzz.....................4
WildRaubtier..................3
I'm my own MILF...............2
Peegee........................1
RSL...........................1
Loony BoB.....................0
NorthernChaosGod..............0</div></div>

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:36 PM
Tifa's Boobs a deserving runner up!

Faris
12-08-2012, 05:36 PM
That's our cweep! :jess:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:37 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Believe Ondore's Lies</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Formalhaut &middot; Freya &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; Iceglow &middot; Laddy &middot; Lockharted &middot; Miriel &middot; Raistlin &middot; Shorty &middot; Zeldy

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Laddy
Agent Proto
Citizen Bleys
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Goldenboko
Jiro
Pike
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Hypoallergenic Cactuar (10/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Shroty (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Formalhaut (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Del Murder</td><td style="border:0 none;">Iceglow (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Miriel (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:37 PM
I'M BASCH FON RONSENBERG



Hodor! Hodor Hodor. Hodor? Hodor. Hodor, Hodor Hodor.

Oh wait, it said Ondore's lies...

Here's some of the lies these people have believed

Formalhaut believed Loony BoB was actually a chocobo.

Freya believed General Chat was named after a WWII veteran.

Hypoallergenic Cactuar believed you could revive Aeris.

Laddy believed "Final" Fantasy was the very last one.

Iceglow believed his ban was a joke. *permabans Iceglow*

Shorty believed Iceglow really did crap himself.

Lockharted believed all of Future Esthar's FFVIII theories.

Laddy believed next year's Survivor season would take place in the EoFF Lounge.

Miriel believed I couldn't wash the dishes because 'my back hurt'. http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/eoff_smilies/icon26.gif

Raistlin believed everyone is laughing with him. http://home.eyesonff.com/images/eoff_smilies/lol.gif

Hypoallergenic Cactuar believed everyone was only laughing at Raistlin.

Zeldy believed the moons of FFIV are made of cheese.

Shorty believed her CK comp win had nothing to do with dating a Developer. No, not at all. http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/eoff_smilies/wink.gif

Freya believed everyone on staff was equal and we would never burden one person more than the rest. http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/eoff_smilies/biggrin.gif

Miriel believed she could set Levian up with one of her girlfriends. http://home.eyesonff.com/images/eoff_smilies/erm.gif

Iceglow believed Psychotic actually defends him in the Staff Forum.

Raistlin believed he actually deserved some credit for the 2010 prank.

Lockharted believed joining EoFF would be cool since it wasn't "filled with annoying perverts like the rest of the internet".

Zeldy believed all the EoFF guys in the picture thread just want to be her "friend".

Formalhaut believed Psychotic deserved Best Admin.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:39 PM
vSyfGm6wXgs

Sephex
12-08-2012, 05:41 PM
vSyfGm6wXgs

I love that video.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:41 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Believe Ondore's Lies</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Formalhaut &middot; Freya &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; Iceglow &middot; Laddy &middot; Lockharted &middot; Miriel &middot; Raistlin &middot; Shorty &middot; Zeldy

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Final Tally
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.......14
Shorty........................7
Formalhaut....................6
Miriel........................6
Freya.........................5
Zeldy.........................5
Lockharted....................4
Iceglow.......................2
Laddy.........................2
Raistlin......................1
RSL...........................1</div></div>

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:42 PM
I suspect the winner might not enjoy this award but we <3 you anyway

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 05:42 PM
speeches have been top notch! congrats to everyone so far.

Psychotic
12-08-2012, 05:42 PM
I quite liked Del's speech. Well done on winning, Steven.

Pike
12-08-2012, 05:42 PM
I love this part of the Ciddies when Dak starts posting random pics and videos :love:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:43 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Be a physical manifestation of our collective imagination</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Peegee

The Nominees
Christmas &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Iceglow &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Peegee &middot; Pike &middot; Psychotic &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; Tifa's Boobs

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Agent Proto
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Goldenboko
Jiro
Del Murder
Pike
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Christmas (10/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys
Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">Cuchulainn (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy
Lockharted</td><td style="border:0 none;">fire_of_avalon (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Madonna
Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Loony BoB (2/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 05:43 PM
another correct prediction

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:43 PM
Hypoallergenic Cactuar to sweep these ciddies

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/a/a8/Cactuarsportsmix.png/220px-Cactuarsportsmix.png

Sephex
12-08-2012, 05:43 PM
That video actually tied into the award.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:44 PM
The Ciddies Predictions will not be updated by me btw, do it yerselves! :aimmad:

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:45 PM
It's almost time.

You have been perfecting this for months. Years, even. Learning how to separate your thoughts from your own consciousness. It's not an easy feat to accomplish, oh no. There's a reason why the only people who attempt it are Tibetan monks and ponces who want a pony waifu. But you were willing to attempt it for the greater good of your community.

You started out by sequestering yourself in a dark room and envisioning someone beside you. You imagined every detail about this new person: how they look, how they talk, how they act. You did this for an hour and then took a break because it's so emotionally exhausting. Physically exhausting, too, surprisingly enough.

But as the days turned into weeks and the weeks turned into months, you got better at this. You could imagine your new companion for longer and with less effort. And you weren't the only one making improvements; the mental construct that you made was becoming more and more independent of you. It was taking on its own appearance and its own mannerisms. And it was becoming more difficult to control, too. Good, you thought to yourself after this latest session. It's almost time.

You have a stack of paper in your hands. EoFF has sent you a list of everything they require in the perfect companion. Much blood, sweat, and tears went into making this list. At least three people were banned over various disputes in it. But these were necessary casualties. How else was the perfect member going to be made?

You take the list and meditate on it. Then you lock yourself in your dark room for nearly 24 hours as you concentrate all of your remaining mental energy on imbuing your new life form with EoFF's wishes. Sometimes you wonder if you can't go on, but you force yourself to continue. For Final Fantasy. For Cid. For Raistlin. ...okay, maybe not for Raistlin.

You feel something in the corner of your brain, as though your mind is a piece of paper and someone is slowly tearing a piece away. It's painful and you clutch your chair in agony, but you remind yourself that this is all a part of the process. You wince and concentrate as hard as you can, and then as soon as it's begun it's all over. You've successfully done it. You've created a new being by force of will alone.

It's time to see who you created.

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 05:45 PM
I'll check my success rate later.

Sephex
12-08-2012, 05:46 PM
Well, I unfortunately have to get ready for work, but a couple of hours from now I can check out who won! Good luck to everyone!

Night Fury
12-08-2012, 05:46 PM
D'aw you guys!

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:46 PM
Who doesn't really exist? Clearly Christmas. CLEARLY.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:47 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Be a physical manifestation of our collective imagination</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Peegee

The Nominees
Christmas &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Iceglow &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Peegee &middot; Pike &middot; Psychotic &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; Tifa's Boobs

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Christmas

The Final Tally
Christmas....................20
Peegee........................7
Cuchulainn....................5
fire_of_avalon................4
Loony BoB.....................4
Quinter Wonderland............4
Tifa's Boobs..................4
Iceglow.......................3
Pike..........................1
Psychotic.....................1
RSL...........................1</div></div>

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 05:47 PM
This might be a small revelation thread beacause of #eoff. That's weird.

MASSY!

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:47 PM
http://howlonguntil.net/christmas.gif

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:48 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Be loyal to a fault</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Bolivar &middot; Del Murder &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Formalhaut &middot; Jiro &middot; Karifean &middot; Laddy &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; Shlup &middot; Shorty

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Citizen Bleys
Happy Noodle Boy
Goldenboko
Del Murder
Formalhaut
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (6/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Agent Proto
Jiro</td><td style="border:0 none;">Bolivar (3/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Pike
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy
Faris</td><td style="border:0 none;">Loony BoB (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">Shorty (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Psychotic
12-08-2012, 05:48 PM
Well done Becky.

Also one person thinks I do not exist. Awesome.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:48 PM
Don't worry DanBo I'm here for the lot of us. IT CAN BE DONE.

but seriously #eoff is banging right now

Faris
12-08-2012, 05:49 PM
She's our collective hate put together. :love:

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 05:49 PM
Well done Becky.

Also one person thinks I do not exist. Awesome.
You exist to me ;D

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:49 PM
Ever since first seeing this category, I've been impressed by the creativity and originality of it. Most Likely to be Loyal to a Fault? What a delightfully interesting and novel thing to be! Well then, let's go ahead and take a look at the contenders:


San Andreas Fault: One of the most well-known faults in North America, if not the most well known fault, so this one is sure to inspire all sorts of loyalty in people. This fault is a whopping 810 miles long and also has a video game named after it, which involves cars and things. This fault was discovered in 1895 so it's certainly been around for a while. One to watch, for sure.
North Anatolian Fault: This is a major fault located just south of Istanbul (not Constantinople.) It is responsible for several major earthquakes in Turkey, which is certain to inspire loyalty in anyone interested in removing kebab, which is... just about everyone. Certainly a major contender!
Chixoy-Polochic Fault: This fault runs along a nice scenic area in Central America, so fans of nature and picture-perfect landscapes are sure to be fans of this fault zone. Don't be fooled by its docile nature, though... in terms of fault loyalty, this one may end up being a sleeper hit!
Japan Median Tectonic Line: This fault runs through almost the entire country of Japan, which is pretty impressive. Its loyal fans are sure to be similarly loyal fans of things like Japanese RPGs, animu, and mango, which comprises most of the memberbase of this forum. The name may be kind of boring, but you won't want to overlook this strong contender!
Wellington Fault: Running through the southern part of the North Island of New Zealand, the Wellington Fault is having its time in the sun currently thanks to hype from the upcoming Hobbit movie. Several nerds of the fantasy-book persuasion are sure to pledge their loyalty to this strike-slip fault, so this is certainly a contender to keep an eye on.


Which of these faults is going to inspire the most loyalty? And who is going to be the most loyal? All these questions AND MORE are sure to be answered by... oh... hold up here a minute. You mean THAT kind of fault. Oh. ...Award Guy, how about you take it from here?

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 05:52 PM
play him off award guy

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:52 PM
Well I'm rooting for Bolivar and his loyalty to Sony!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:53 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Be loyal to a fault</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Jiro

The Nominees
Bolivar &middot; Del Murder &middot; fire_of_avalon &middot; Formalhaut &middot; Jiro &middot; Karifean &middot; Laddy &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; Shlup &middot; Shorty

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Jiro

The Final Tally
Jiro.........................15
fire_of_avalon................9
Shorty........................6
Laddy.........................5
Loony BoB.....................5
Bolivar.......................3
Formalhaut....................3
Shlup.........................3
Karifean......................2
Del Murder....................1
RSL...........................1
Quinter Wonderland............0</div></div>

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:54 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/Mars_celebrations.jpg

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 05:54 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Be the Triple Triad Club's Ace</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Ultima Shadow

The Nominees
Citizen Bleys &middot; Jowy &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; Raistlin &middot; Shiny &middot; Ultima Shadow &middot; WildRaubtier

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Agent Proto
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Goldenboko
Del Murder
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys (6/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Jiro
Madonna
Formalhaut
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Ultima Shadow (5/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jowy (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy</td><td style="border:0 none;">Loony BoB (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys</td><td style="border:0 none;">Quinter Wonderland (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Raistlin (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted</td><td style="border:0 none;">WildRaubtier (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Psychotic
12-08-2012, 05:55 PM
Imminent Jiro ragequit coming up.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:55 PM
Sometimes I wonder if you guys just string me along for moments like these! BUT YOU MAKE IT SO WORTH IT <3

Denmark
12-08-2012, 05:55 PM
sweep sweep

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:55 PM
Jiro: This is the Most Likely To Be The Triple Triad Club's Ace Ciddie.

Timekeeper: What's Triple Triad?

It's a, uh, children's card game.

What, like Duel Monsters? That game from Yu-Gi-Oh, right?

Yeah it's really nothing like that.

Why should I care then? It just sounds like an Agent Proto award for being Agent Proto.

Whoa, I just got some deja vu. Anyway, we should care because I just won the Firaga Tournament and so I'm the first official EoFF Triple Triad champion and am therefore already the Ace, except nobody even nominated me. What a bunch of asshats.

Who is nominated then? Also I didn't say any of that other crap. I left the room. You're putting words in my mouth you smurfer.

Look I'm tryin

I DIDN'T EVEN SAY IT LIKE THAT.

Shut up for a minute so I can get the nominees.

It's not me. I haven't done anything this year. Where's the worst Prime Minister award? I'd win. Has there even been another election? Am I still the Prime Minister?

Yeah I'm running the Elections in January/February next year.

Worst elected official ever!

So the nominees for best ace or whatever are: Citizen Bleys, Jowy, Loony BoB

What?

Quinter Wonderland, Raistlin, Shiny, Ultima Shadow and WildRaubtier.

Goddamn.

Yeah that's quite a few of them. So, what are your thoughts on all of this hoohah? I beat most of them anyway. What does it even matter? I'm the real winner here.

I don't even know the rules. I just find it odd that Loony BoB has been nominated and he's running the whole thing. Isn't it?

Well, Award Guy is staying at his house. He's probably giving up sneaky wristies for votes.

Did you mean out? 'Cause it says up. Also eww.

Yeah whatever. So we're calling this one a Loony BoB rigged the Ciddies, yeah?

What is it? Best... scroll up. Goddamn, just typing everything, ahhhh! Right. Ohhh. It's a pun. It's a play on words because ace is a card.

Yeah but it's not played with a normal deck of cards.

So it wasn't intentional? Well done whoever... I'm pretty sure it was intention. Can you please fill in the words I'm saying? You put everything else in anyway.

Well it was probably intentional on the part of Square Enix.

Oh, okay. So what would be the criteria for someone to win this award? I'm not really sure.

I guess they have to be a little bit obsessed and a very good at playing a children's card game based on a card game contained within a fictional universe.

I guess Loony BoB does win then, yeah.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:56 PM
http://qflf.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/400px-broom_icon.png

Pike
12-08-2012, 05:58 PM
INCOMING JIRO SWEEP

Jiro
12-08-2012, 05:58 PM
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o83/vikram-madan/Moonface02_the_Faraway_Tree_Blyton.jpg

Faris
12-08-2012, 05:59 PM
New prediction: Jiro wins everything. Yes, even sexiest female. ;)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:00 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Be the Triple Triad Club's Ace</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Ultima Shadow

The Nominees
Citizen Bleys &middot; Jowy &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; Raistlin &middot; Shiny &middot; Ultima Shadow &middot; WildRaubtier

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Ultima Shadow

The Final Tally
Ultima Shadow................12
Citizen Bleys................11
Quinter Wonderland............8
WildRaubtier..................8
Raistlin......................5
Loony BoB.....................4
Jowy..........................2
Shiny.........................2
RSL...........................1</div></div>

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 06:01 PM
close race! good award.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:02 PM
Shads I'm so proud of you! <3

Psychotic
12-08-2012, 06:02 PM
Now fight Bleys in TT!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:02 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Start an eco-terrorism cell</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Shorty

The Nominees
Bolivar &middot; Futan &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; krissy &middot; Peegee &middot; Shauna &middot; Shorty &middot; The Man

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Agent Proto
Denmark
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Madonna
Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Shorty (6/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Citizen Bleys
Faris
Del Murder
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">I'm my own MILF (5/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy
Lockharted
Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">The Man (3/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Peegee (2/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Pike
12-08-2012, 06:02 PM
So we've got quite a list here for this award. Let's pick the candidates apart one by one and see what we've got, and why they might be doing such a thing as starting an eco-terrorism cell, hmm?

Bolivar: Doing it just to troll Wolf Kanno. A noble ambition.

Futan: Doing it just to impress all the ladies in #eoff chat. Possibly a noble ambition? :confused:

I'm my own MILF: Doing it as a feint to make the hippies think that he is his side so he can use glorious SYNDICALISM to then turn around and pave the rainforest.

krissy: Doing it to the tune of some pretty swanky music, for no other real reason.

Peegee: Doing it because Ron "Constitution" Paul and Gary "The Situation" Johnson told him to. The Invisible Free Hand of the Market will save the trees! JUST WATCH YOU GUYS, IT TOTALLY WILL.

Shauna: Doing it to bring everlasting glory to Scotland. Or SpongeBoB Squarepants. One or the other.

The Man: Doing it so he can turn around and write up a profound essay on EoEO about how this relates to anarchism. Actually this would be a pretty good read. A++ would rep again.

Shorty: Oh, and then there's Shorty. Shorty, aka Sarah Cobb, aka Jane Cobb, aka Patty Hearst II, aka Temptress, aka Medusa, is the arch-eco-terrorist. She is renowned across the forums for her love of all things natural and her intense hatred of anything made by human hands, which she considers vile, unnatural, and in need of violent purging so that a nice forest can grow there instead. Shorty's list of crimes committed to further her radical anti-civilization agenda include, but are not limited to, thirteen acts of terrorism, four counts of treason, 113 counts of credit card fraud, 412 counts of murder, 571 counts of assault, 737 counts of public indecency, and one charge of affection for Swedes. She is utterly remorseless and has absolutely no concern for the damage her campaign of terror incurs - in fact she considers it a gain. She has one and only one objective, which is to annihilate the entirety of human civilization and to ensure that plants and flowers reign over the whole world. She also devotes herself to the extinction of all animal life which might one day rise to create a new civilization, such as the Great Apes and cetaceans - this is how radical and dangerous this woman is. She will copulate with appropriately shaped knots on trees at a moment's notice. She has personally threatened me with violence when I expressed support for such things as medicine (modern or otherwise) and shelter. Sarah Jane Cobb is a deeply disturbed individual devoted completely and single-mindedly to the destruction of all civilization and human life, and she should not be approached under any circumstances. She is a ghastly, ghoulish creature who uses trickery and seduction and bootay.jpg to bring helpless love-slaves to her cause, and she will betray and sacrifice them without a second's remorse to further her insane agenda. Only by building power plants, supporting the construction of military hardware, and expanding unstoppably over the surface of the world can we hope to stop this menace from achieving her goals of planting flowers and cultivating trees!

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:03 PM
The tension in this crib of #eoff is so tight it's almost thugalicious

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 06:05 PM
come on pledge

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:06 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Start an eco-terrorism cell</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Shorty

The Nominees
Bolivar &middot; Futan &middot; I'm my own MILF &middot; krissy &middot; Peegee &middot; Shauna &middot; Shorty &middot; The Man

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
I'm my own MILF

The Final Tally
I'm my own MILF..............14
The Man......................13
Shorty.......................10
Peegee........................4
Futan.........................3
krissy........................3
Shauna........................3
Bolivar.......................2
RSL...........................1</div></div>

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:07 PM
The irony :lol:

Mister Adequate
12-08-2012, 06:07 PM
Welp.

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 06:08 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Shorty
12-08-2012, 06:08 PM
goddamn it



although that fucking speech pike <3333

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:08 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Put on a clown costume and destroy the world</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Peegee

The Nominees
Bolivar &middot; Bunny &middot; Citizen Bleys &middot; DK &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; Iceglow &middot; Laddy &middot; Peegee &middot; Psychotic &middot; Raistlin &middot; Shlup &middot; The Man &middot; Uncle Big Hands &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Lockharted
Citizen Bleys
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Del Murder
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys (7/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy
Goldenboko
Jiro
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Peegee (4/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Agent Proto
Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Bunny (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Hypoallergenic Cactuar (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">Raistlin (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 06:09 PM
Tidus and Yuna laugh...out loud? - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FTJxfV3pc)

Pike
12-08-2012, 06:09 PM
goddamn it



although that fucking speech pike <3333

Hux wrote the good part. xD

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:09 PM
Don't cry, MILF <3

Psychotic
12-08-2012, 06:09 PM
Huxley you MONSTER

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:10 PM
There are fourteen nominees for this category. Do you know how concerning that is? I know we're picking the "most likely" to do it, but what if they all tried to take over the world dressed as a clown?

Here are some images to help that thought sink in.

http://www.whyifearclowns.net/image/clown/small/1112/-clown-1323623100.jpg
http://u1.ipernity.com/8/93/82/3069382.ff5f7804.560.jpg
http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_challenge/0-999/422/800/Copyrighted_Image_Reuse_Prohibited_270217.jpg
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/1.jpg
http://www.whyifearclowns.net/image/clown/small/1112/-clown-1322797308.jpg

All of them. Coming for you.

Run now while you still can.

Formalhaut
12-08-2012, 06:10 PM
I've just made it! And Well, it looks like I didn't win anything. Ah well. I'm glad Ultima Shadow won TT Ace, well deserved.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:10 PM
Weird thing about clowns: No matter how evil or nice they paint themselves, they always end up looking evil anyway.

Mister Adequate
12-08-2012, 06:11 PM
AG I require a complete list of everyone who nominated and voted for me for that.

Faris
12-08-2012, 06:11 PM
Match the face with the name game :excited:

Shorty
12-08-2012, 06:12 PM
Those fucking clowns are horrendous.

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 06:12 PM
i hate clowns

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:13 PM
UGH NIGHTMARES

NEVER GOING TO SLEEP AGAIN

Mister Adequate
12-08-2012, 06:13 PM
Those fucking clowns are horrendous.

The fourth one is Steve!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:13 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Put on a clown costume and destroy the world</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Peegee

The Nominees
Bolivar &middot; Bunny &middot; Citizen Bleys &middot; DK &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; Iceglow &middot; Laddy &middot; Peegee &middot; Psychotic &middot; Raistlin &middot; Shlup &middot; The Man &middot; Uncle Big Hands &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Bunny

The Final Tally
Bunny........................10
Psychotic.....................7
Citizen Bleys.................6
Peegee........................6
Bolivar.......................4
Raistlin......................4
The Man.......................4
Iceglow.......................3
Shlup.........................3
DK............................1
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........1
Laddy.........................1
RSL...........................1
Uncle Big Hands...............1
Wolf Kanno....................1</div></div>

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 06:13 PM
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!

Psychotic
12-08-2012, 06:13 PM
Jiro's post is the worst.

Oh hey second place! Well done Bunny.

Del Murder
12-08-2012, 06:14 PM
Doing good with the predictions so far, but the MLTs are generally the easiest to predict.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:15 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Give it all up to become a cross-dressing pirate.</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Faris

The Nominees
Faris &middot; Iceglow &middot; Jiro &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Raebus &middot; Raistlin

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Laddy
Lockharted
Agent Proto
Citizen Bleys
Denmark
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Goldenboko
Jiro
Del Murder
Madonna
Formalhaut
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Faris (14/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Iceglow (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Raistlin (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Formalhaut
12-08-2012, 06:15 PM
The Clown costume predictions didn't go as expected! Bunny only got two predictions, good job I went for Bunny!

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:16 PM
Every day life doesn't suit someone like you, does it? Getting up in the morning, going to work/school, going through the daily motions and going home. How boring... Oh? There'll be a party this weekend? Big deal, there is a party EVERY weekend. Its someones birthday? Big deal, its someones birthday EVERY day. Barack Obama is coming to give a speech in MY town? Big deal, he gives speeches in EVERY town. You're utterly tired of the same, old boring junk every day. You want something new, but you're not quite sure what.

One day though, you wake up and you see life a different way. Something seems different, more exciting. You quit your boring job/school. You bid farewell to all the drones you know. You're onto more exciting adventures. What kind of adventures you ask? Well...

Cross Dressing Pirate Adventures, of course!

You, whatever gender you are, has decided its time for a change. A sex change. You disguise yourself to such an extent that no one will see the REAL you. You gather a crew of the most daring, unlawful men you can find, and head out to seas, searching for adventure. Whether you get involved in a quest to save the world, or your ship just gets attacked by Leviathan, you decided to break the norm of your life, and give it all up to become a Cross Dressing Pirate.

Congratulations of winning, Most Likely to Give It All Up and Become a Cross Dressing Pirate!

Bunny
12-08-2012, 06:16 PM
Always vote Bunny.

Always​.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:18 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div

<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Give it all up to become a cross-dressing pirate.</span>
Last winner: N/A &middot; Nomination Leader: Faris

The Nominees
Faris &middot; Iceglow &middot; Jiro &middot; NorthernChaosGod &middot; Raebus &middot; Raistlin

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Faris

The Final Tally
Faris........................22
Iceglow......................12
Raistlin......................9
NorthernChaosGod..............6
Raebus........................4
Jiro..........................1
RSL...........................1</div></div>

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:18 PM
This has to be Faris. FARIS IS THE ONLY CHOICE.

Faris
12-08-2012, 06:19 PM
Yay, my first! :D

Pike
12-08-2012, 06:19 PM
qmSpWuM9AzI

Formalhaut
12-08-2012, 06:19 PM
Congrats Faris! Still, that's blatantly obvious who was going to win that.

Night Fury
12-08-2012, 06:20 PM
Well done Faris!

Also, thank you to anyone who voted for me and HNB for MLT Get Together! You sweeties!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:20 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Win a Ciddie for the very first time</span>
Last winner: Tifa's Boobs &middot; Nomination Leader: Lockharted

The Nominees
Faris &middot; Futan &middot; Lockharted &middot; Mercen-X &middot; milliegoesbeep &middot; Pitye &middot; Sephex

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Laddy
Lockharted
Citizen Bleys
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Del Murder
Madonna
Formalhaut
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted (10/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Agent Proto
Goldenboko
Pike
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Sephex (5/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">Futan (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:20 PM
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120716030706/finalfantasy/images/3/31/Amano_Faris_III.jpg

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:21 PM
i made dah HIGHkooooos


A purple pirate.
Faris the brave crossdresser.
A Ciddie Winner?

Futan is newer.
But he is quite the woo-er.
Something something-er.

Lockharted farted.
It was so strong it parted,
the red sea, Moses.

Mercen-X is said,
MER-CAN EX, if you knew not.
Here’s five syllables.

Milliegoesbeep in a jeep.
Editor, million dollar playboy,
philanthropist, yo.

Pitye, alrighty.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
Geometrical.

Sephex is da bes.
gettin’ all the forum rep,
Sephex is da bes.

Formalhaut
12-08-2012, 06:21 PM
Well, Lockhearted did win a Ciddie.. yep. Obvious victory me thinks.

Raistlin
12-08-2012, 06:21 PM
Can you people not read the awards? Faris already is a cross-dressing pirate!

Also I have no idea how I was even nominated for the TT award. I'm pretty sure I was the worst player among the finalists.

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 06:21 PM
qmSpWuM9AzI

I posted that.

Night Fury
12-08-2012, 06:22 PM
Aww, Formalhaut, you sweetie! :)

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 06:22 PM
also I LIKE MY HIGHKOOS!

Faris
12-08-2012, 06:23 PM
Can you people not read the awards? Faris already is a cross-dressing pirate!

I thought that too, but after 8 years I'll take what I can get. :colbert:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:24 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Win a Ciddie for the very first time</span>
Last winner: Tifa's Boobs &middot; Nomination Leader: Lockharted

The Nominees
Faris &middot; Futan &middot; Lockharted &middot; Mercen-X &middot; milliegoesbeep &middot; Pitye &middot; Sephex

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Lockharted

The Final Tally
Lockharted...................21
Sephex.......................10
Faris.........................6
Pitye.........................6
Mercen-X......................5
Futan.........................4
milliegoesbeep................2
RSL...........................1</div></div>

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 06:24 PM
highkoooooos

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:25 PM
Sephex is robbed once again. Forever a bridesmaid.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:25 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">MLT Get Banned</span>
Last winner: Phoenix Rising &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Award Guy &middot; Bolivar &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; Iceglow &middot; Innes &middot; Peegee &middot; Psychotic &middot; Tifa's Boobs &middot; Weimar Pluto Knight VII

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Lockharted
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Del Murder
Pike
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Iceglow (8/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy
Denmark
Faris</td><td style="border:0 none;">Hypoallergenic Cactuar (3/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys
Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Peegee (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Agent Proto
Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">Weimar Pluto Knight VII (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Award Guy (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Night Fury
12-08-2012, 06:25 PM
KEEEMMAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 06:25 PM
Sephex is the unsung hero

Pike
12-08-2012, 06:26 PM
SEPHEX FOR BEST EVERYTHING

Mister Adequate
12-08-2012, 06:26 PM
Sephex will never win a Ciddie. :(

Bubba
12-08-2012, 06:27 PM
Congrats Lockharted!

Seph better win one this time though

Night Fury
12-08-2012, 06:28 PM
Congrats Lockharted!

Seph better win one this time though


Thank you Bubblaa! :)

He will! I can feel it in the air!!

..Wait..


No, I just farted, that's what I could feel.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:28 PM
MLT Get Banned
Ah, the backhanded insult award, in which the community comes together to shower an undeserving member with opprobrium. As usual, the slate is filled with people who are not in any way ban bait. Way to suck, EoFF.

Award Guy
Oh, aye, ban Award Guy, that's really going to happen. I don't know what drugs the people who nominated a shared staff account for this were on, but hot damn do I ever want some. The day after Award Guy is banned, expect Richard Dawkins to convert to Islam.

Bolivar
How the deuce did Bolivar get even one nomination for this? I looked at his post history and saw almost exclusively nice comments and Bolivar sticking up for people and things that were getting slammed. Did multiple people just pick their MLT Get Banned nominations by randomly throwing names from the first few pages of the members list in a hat and pulling one out? In what way is Bolivar even the slightest bit likely to make someone moderately annoyed, let alone ticked off enough to warrant a ban? Everyone who nominated or voted for Bolivar should seek the aid of a professional psychiatrist immediately.

Cuchulainn
Well, here's a name that's at once expected and totally disappointing on this list. Hey, do you remember that time somebody got ticked off because Cuch said something mean to them? No, neither do I and that's because it's never freaking happened. Cuchulainn may say mean things, but he picks targets who not only can take the joke, but are amused by it, and he does so with an accuracy bordering on precognitive. If some overzealous rules nazi ever tries to ban Cuch for insulting someone, they'll find that the party so insulted will be the first one to leap to Cuch's defence. In fact, he can be quite nice at times, although he will add in a half-arsed grumpy comment at the end in order to stay in character. Everyone who nominated or voted Cuch for MLT Get Banned should be ashamed of yourself, for he is a prince among men.
Vote him for Nicest Member instead. That'll annoy the crap out of him.

Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Again with the nominations seemingly at random. HC has not only never done anything banworthy, he's a consistent participant in the forum events that keep EoFF more interesting than virtually every other forum out there whose general chat equivalents are filled with inane topics like "what's your favourite soap?" HC is friendly, outgoing, and frequently entertaining. Sure, his highly random sense of humour is hit-and-miss at times, but if you want to ban everyone who sometimes makes jokes that don't work, I'm for the high jump too, along with literally every staff member in the history of time, 99.9% of the memberlist, and George freakin' Carlin. If someone does at any point ban HC, they'll immediately come to their senses and unban him after their next application of Preparation H.

Iceglow
Seriously, Iceglow getting banned? Never going to happen. I see Iceglow getting picked on a bunch, and he never reacts adversely and frequently laughs right along with everyone else. How are you going to provoke Iceglow into doing something banworthy? Set him on fire while orally violating his grandma? Because that's what it would take. Iceglow is more likely to get Knighted than banned and everyone who voted for him is mad.

Innes
Another member I had to look up in the member list and check recent posts for a reason why they'd be nominated. And another member without a single post that's remotely banworthy. I feel like I'm making the same speech for every one of these candidates. I think this award is just so far down the list of nominations that people were just picking names at random. But hey, what better reason do you need to insult someone who has only ever said nice things?

Peegee
I'll admit, I do miss the old PG who was usually funny instead of posting walls of text all of the time, but banned? Maybe back in the day when he was more interested in being funny than he was in talking about American politics, but if you ban everyone who blathers on endlessly about American politics, only I will be left.

Psychotic
And back to the random and insane nominations. Psychotic getting banned is a situation that's precisely as likely as Santa Claus turning out to be real after all. Psy's never even said anything grouchy unless he was joking. Hell, I think of Psy as my own successor and I'm actually proud of him. The day Psychotic gets banned marks the beginning of the end for Eyes On Final Fantasy. I bet he nominated himself.

Tifa's Boobs
What? She joined this year and is already insanely popular. Here we have another member who is more likely to be Knighted than banned. That being said, The Man was similarly popular shortly after registering and now people like to trout on him all of the time, so maybe further down the road we'll be seeing a different person, but banned? Not going to happen.

Weimar Pluto Knight VII
Who? No, really, I looked him up in the member's list, checked recent posts, and I still have no idea who this guy is. Don't you have to stand out to get banned?

Ace Protorney
12-08-2012, 06:28 PM
Sephex will never win a Ciddie. :(

He was robbed.

Formalhaut
12-08-2012, 06:30 PM
What I the only guy who wanted Award guy to win MLT Get Banned?

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:32 PM
I wanted to see him get banned too. The guy is always hanging out with Loony BoB and that makes me mad! :aimmad:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:32 PM
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Last winner: Phoenix Rising &middot; Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Award Guy &middot; Bolivar &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Hypoallergenic Cactuar &middot; Iceglow &middot; Innes &middot; Peegee &middot; Psychotic &middot; Tifa's Boobs &middot; Weimar Pluto Knight VII

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Weimar Pluto Knight VII

The Final Tally
Weimar Pluto Knight VII......10
Iceglow.......................7
Peegee........................7
Award Guy.....................6
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........6
Innes.........................6
Tifa's Boobs..................6
Cuchulainn....................3
Psychotic.....................3
Bolivar.......................1
RSL...........................1</div></div>

Formalhaut
12-08-2012, 06:32 PM
Wow. That's surprising.

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 06:33 PM
OH! WHAT A FUCKING CALL BY ME! YES. SUCK IT.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:33 PM
Impressive work there Weimar!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:33 PM
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Last winner: Freya &middot; Nomination Leader: Raistlin

The Nominees
Agent Proto &middot; blackmage_nuke &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Lockharted &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; Raistlin &middot; Sephex &middot; Tifa's Boobs

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Laddy
Lockharted
Agent Proto
Jiro
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Agent Proto (5/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Goldenboko
Del Murder
Formalhaut
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Quinter Wonderland (5/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys
Faris</td><td style="border:0 none;">Sephex (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">blackmage_nuke (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Cuchulainn (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Happy Noodle Boy</td><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Raistlin (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Mister Adequate
12-08-2012, 06:34 PM
Cuch will always be here.

Holding us. Gently. Whispering in that Irish voice of his "ye wee useless fecker".

Pike
12-08-2012, 06:34 PM
qmSpWuM9AzI

I posted that.

Complete with the duck quack and everything? :mymelbert:

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:34 PM
Click for atmosphere. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr4eB0WOwN0)

Who would have thought that Eyes on Final Fantasy would be here, celebrating its 13th birthday? It seems like only yesterday that I was a fresh faced pre-teen looking for some pictures of chocobos for an assignment. I lurked for a time, and then joined and posted for a time, always observing the other members - most notably the Staff members. For the Cid's Knights were always a shining symbol of something grand, something to aspire toward. The Site Staff, unfortunately, were the ugly stepchild, known only as lazy slackers whose actual work was underappreciated.

Time went on and I became more active. Staff came and went, got promotions and took hiatuses. There was something magical about the idea of being a staff member at Eyes on Final Fantasy. I don't know what it is. I still don't understand. By rights, we should abhor the idea; how desperately nerdy can you be? But there is that force, attracting members to the prestige.

The old ways are over. We stand on the precipice of fate. The leaders of tomorrow are not made of the same flesh and bone as the old staff. No, they must be made of more. They must have that missing ingredient, the heart required to stand up and take charge of EoFF and lead it to a new dawn.

The Most Likely To Be A CK/Editor Ciddie is an important award. It has absolutely no bearing on who receives knightship, nor who is welcomed into the editor clan. But it does give members a sign that they are on the right path.

I don't want to talk about our candidates. They are good members, and deserving of their nominations. But I want to talk about more than people, I want to talk about an idea. I want to talk to you about what the future of staff entails. I feel it is important for us all to understand where we are heading. It's a journey we are all taking together, after all.

Previously, staff has been segregated. The Forums Staff standing opposite the Site Staff. There were always crossovers, but never unity.

That is the dream.

The future of staff is a united front. Working together is not simply enough. Staff will be one solid unit, moving with efficiency and precision. Through the vigilance, dedication and passion of the Eyes on Final Fantasy staff, we will endure until the end of time, growing rather than shrinking. We will not simply keel over and die as so many communities have over time. We will last forever, because we will rise to the challenges before us.

Many of you have already spoken to me, expressing interest in aiding EoFF in one way or another. It is only through your support that we have a chance. You are the staff of the future, with or without a title. We're all in this together, team.

It's time for us, as Roogle would say, to embrace our destiny.

Denmark
12-08-2012, 06:34 PM
my predictions are outliers and i don't care because i clearly love the people i predicted

congrats to all the winners etcetc

Formalhaut
12-08-2012, 06:35 PM
This next award could go anywhere personally...

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 06:38 PM
qmSpWuM9AzI

I posted that.

Complete with the duck quack and everything? :mymelbert:

I don't need this.

Night Fury
12-08-2012, 06:39 PM
I was super surprised to get nominated for this award! Good luck to all nominees! :)

Formalhaut
12-08-2012, 06:40 PM
I was super surprised to get nominated for this award! Good luck to all nominees! :)

You've made a lasting impression so soon Locky!

Faris
12-08-2012, 06:42 PM
She will have the fartban hammer of doom :greenie:

Goldenboko
12-08-2012, 06:43 PM
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:43 PM
Agent Jeff Proto is a man. A man who does things. A man who does things in a fashion which has been described as... "Ace." And for that, I am grateful.

Psychotic
12-08-2012, 06:43 PM
MLT be the next Cid's Knight is another way of saying "Most Shameless Member"

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:43 PM
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Last winner: Freya &middot; Nomination Leader: Raistlin

The Nominees
Agent Proto &middot; blackmage_nuke &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Lockharted &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; Raistlin &middot; Sephex &middot; Tifa's Boobs

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Agent Proto

The Final Tally
Agent Proto..................10
Lockharted....................9
Quinter Wonderland............9
blackmage_nuke................5
Cuchulainn....................5
Raistlin......................5
Sephex........................5
Tifa's Boobs..................4
RSL...........................1</div></div>

Night Fury
12-08-2012, 06:43 PM
She will have the fartban hammer of doom :greenie:

Shhhh you :P

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:44 PM
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Last winner: I'm my own MILF & Pike &middot; Nomination Leader: Del Murder & Miriel, Rantz & Shorty

The Nominees
Del Murder & Miriel &middot; Fujiko & o_O &middot; I'm my own MILF & Pike &middot; Kalilung & Madonna &middot; Loony BoB & smittenkitten &middot; Rantz & Shorty

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Laddy
Agent Proto
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Goldenboko
Jiro
Del Murder
Madonna
Formalhaut
Pike
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Del Murder & Miriel (13/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantz & Shorty (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys</td><td style="border:0 none;">I'm my own MILF & Pike (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Formalhaut
12-08-2012, 06:44 PM
Very tight race! Well done Agent, I was tempted to predict Agent Proto but lent to Quinter, if only because Agent Proto is former staff. Still, congrats!

Psychotic
12-08-2012, 06:44 PM
Wow that was a close run thing.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:45 PM
Being December, the month of Christmas, (which for me has always been one of the most romantic holidays) I’d like to start my speech with a line from one of the greatest Christmas love songs of all time;




“I’ve got a feeling, this years for me and you.
So Happy Christmas, I love you baby.
I can see a better time, when all our dreams come true.”



Yes, that is in fact The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl’s ‘Fairytale of New York’, which I suppose is a rather unconventional love song, but then, our Cutest Couple nominees are unconventional too. Meeting your spouse on the internet is a relatively new concept, and so much pressure is put onto those who decide to start a long distance relationship, in some cases without having physically met one another.

These couples face a lot of adversity and negativity from people unable to understand how these relationships can work. It is undoubtedly difficult to maintain passion in a long distance relationship. Now I’m not trying to say that Shorty and Rantzien’s whale-sex role playing is a… um… bad thing, I mean different strokes for different folks and all….


That said, nobody can deny that these types of relationships are extremely difficult, testing and require some of the most patience in the world. Everyday people are breaking up and yet these guys are all holding it together better than the couples who met at the local coffee shop, or at work or by any other ‘conventional method’ and for that I have nothing but respect and admiration.
These are couples who have been pushed to the limits, and are stronger for it. Inspiring myself and others that, goddamnit, LOVE CONQUERS ALL!



This year has been big for the EoFF couples! We’ve had the marriage of Del Murder and Miriel, which looked like a beautiful ceremony, Fujiko moved in with o_O down under, I’m my own MILF and Pike…. Um… probably clocked in a lot of vidya hours! Kalilung and Madonna have made it a solid 4 years of marriage! Loony BoB and smittenkitten are due to be the next married couple on the block, and Rantz and Shorty are going to spend their Christmas together this year, having a whale of a time I’m sure….


Finally, I’d like to say thank you to our final couples and to all the couples who didn’t make the nominees, for inspiring us all, and reminding us about love and proving everyone wrong in the most difficult of times!


“Through the years, we all will be together, if the fates allow.
Hang a shining star upon the highest bow, and have yourself a Merry Little Christmas now”

Pike
12-08-2012, 06:47 PM
I’m my own MILF and Pike…. Um… probably clocked in a lot of vidya hours!

:aimsun:

Shorty
12-08-2012, 06:48 PM
Our love is beautiful and pure. Don't judge.

Slothy
12-08-2012, 06:48 PM
Sephex is robbed once again. Forever a bridesmaid.

This is why Sephex should win most underrated. If he doesn't then someone will pay!

Night Fury
12-08-2012, 06:48 PM
Our love is beautiful and pure. Don't judge.

Like I said, different strokes ;)

No judgement from me, Ma!

Mister Adequate
12-08-2012, 06:50 PM
Our love is beautiful and pure. Don't judge.

Your love is disgusting, miscegenous, and abhorrent. :stare:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:50 PM
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Last winner: I'm my own MILF & Pike &middot; Nomination Leader: Del Murder & Miriel, Rantz & Shorty

The Nominees
Del Murder & Miriel &middot; Fujiko & o_O &middot; I'm my own MILF & Pike &middot; Kalilung & Madonna &middot; Loony BoB & smittenkitten &middot; Rantz & Shorty

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Del Murder & Miriel

The Final Tally
Del Murder & Miriel..........17
Rantz & Shorty...............12
I'm my own MILF & Pike........8
Kalilung & Madonna............7
Fujiko & o_O..................5
Loony BoB & smittenkitten.....4
RSL & RSL's hat...............1</div></div>

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:50 PM
There was an epic reveal for this one in #eoff. Get in here guys. Good times!

Shorty
12-08-2012, 06:51 PM
Congratulations to Murder and Miriel!


we're taking next June guys, you don't even know



Our love is beautiful and pure. Don't judge.

Your love is disgusting, miscegenous, and abhorrent. :stare:

Oh, and you're one to talk.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:52 PM
Our love is beautiful and pure. Don't judge.

Your love is disgusting, miscegenous, and abhorrent. :stare:

Coming from you, that must bite deep for them. 'cause, uh, you're pretty "out there" as far as the whole romanticism thing goes. Not saying it's bad or nuthin' bro <3

Denmark
12-08-2012, 06:52 PM
i guess you have to get married or engaged to win this one nowadays

Pike
12-08-2012, 06:52 PM
BoB, your skill at rigging this category is slipping.

Mister Adequate
12-08-2012, 06:52 PM
I would say well deserved but I'd love to know how we can say whether Tony is cute without seeing his face and thus being able to judge.

WHERE'S THE FACE, TONE?

(Congrats guys it was well deserved you two are adorable :hux:)

milliegoesbeep
12-08-2012, 06:53 PM
It was lovely to be up for the running even though i've been absent for a while. Thanks guys :3

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:53 PM
Del Murder did have a sexy fucking suit though. I'd bang the hell outta him.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:54 PM
[18:47] <Award_Jiro> BoBkitten for the win here folks
[18:47] <Award_Guy> Fujiko & o_O..................5
[18:47] <Award_Jiro> DESPITE THE OVERWHELMING ODDS
[18:47] <Award_Guy> Kalilung & Madonna............7
[18:48] <Award_Guy> I'm my own MILF & Pike........8
[18:48] <Award_Guy> Rantz & Shorty...............12
[18:48] <Shorty> GODDAMN IT
[18:48] <Shorty> DAMN IT TO HELL
[18:48] <Award_Guy> BoB & smitten... or Murd & Miriel?
[18:48] <Award_Jiro> OctoWhale imo
[18:48] <Rantzien> Awww
[18:48] <Shorty> this shit is rigged
[18:48] <Nicolas> Ha.
[18:48] <Award_Pike> Murd & Miriel tbh
[18:48] <Nicolas> Ha.
[18:48] <Shorty> rigged I tell you
[18:48] <Nicolas> Ha.
[18:48] <Award_Jiro> This is the endless cycle
[18:48] <Nicolas> HAHA.
[18:48] <Award_Pike> also rigged because BoB is running it
[18:48] <denmark> you just have to get married or engaged to win this ciddie nwo
[18:48] <Award_Guy> Del Murder & Miriel..........17
[18:48] <Award_Jiro> IT'S ALWAYS ONLY THESE TWO
[18:48] <Jake> go steve
[18:48] <Faris> Egaged vs Married
[18:49] <Award_Jiro> It's close
[18:49] <Faris> **Engaged
[18:49] <Award_Guy> Loony BoB & smittenkitten.....4
[18:49] <Award_Jiro> xD
[18:49] <Award_Guy> Murd & Miriel win!
[18:49] <denmark> HAHAHAHAH SLOWROLL
[18:49] <Award_Jiro> You jackass xD
[18:49] <Award_Guy> Also, you cynical bastards.
[18:49] <Rantzien> ahahahaha
[18:49] <Shorty> ahahahaaaaaa
[18:49] <Award_Guy> xD
[18:49] <Shorty> daniel omg xD
[18:49] <Shorty> WELL DONE
[18:49] <denmark> epic slow roll
[18:49] <Rantzien> we got second place
[18:49] <Award_Jiro> Brilliant reveal
[18:49] <Award_Jiro> that was the best slowroll

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:58 PM
So this one is the Most Helpful Member Award.

Award Guy is being pissy 'cause he didn't win, so it's on me to reveal it.

I don't remember the nominees, but I thank you all for being helpful. This award goes to Rantz though for always being there to help members with whatever issues come about. He's your friendly neighbourhood Viking Man.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 06:58 PM
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Last winner: Rantz &middot; Nomination Leader: Rantz

The Nominees
Goldenboko &middot; Jiro &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Mirage &middot; Pike &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; Rantz &middot; Samuraid &middot; Shorty &middot; The Man &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Agent Proto
Citizen Bleys
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Del Murder
Pike
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Rantz (8/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Laddy
Goldenboko
Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jiro (4/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Madonna
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark</td><td style="border:0 none;">Pike (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted</td><td style="border:0 none;">Shorty (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Pumpkin
12-08-2012, 06:59 PM
Congrats to the winners so far :jess:

Pike
12-08-2012, 06:59 PM
PnJo7d-xBjY

Jiro
12-08-2012, 06:59 PM
Most Helpful Member

Going to go with helpful as in "contributing to EoFF" rather than saving kittens from a starving wolf. I don't have enough time to come up with anything funny, so I'll just enumerate each candidate's contributions

The Candidates:
Goldenboko: All over the Events Committee, lots of frontsite articles, and the EoFF Best of the Week make Gobo a strong contender.
Jiro: Mafia, Ciddies, lots of frontsite articles, captain for WILTY?, basically anything that is an event has Jiro's participation
Loony BoB: Consistently running the Ciddies year after year, pioneering the FF Ciddies.
Mirage: I seriously have no idea. My read on Mirage is "random funny dude"
Pike: A new topic every day keeps GC nice and active
Quinter Wonderland: Might not run events, but participates in a lot of them, and events need participation to work.
Rantz: Fixes everything before I get a chance to get a good heckle in.
Samuraid: Any time there's something Rantz can't fix, call in Samuraid. It's the EoFF equivalent of calling in an airstrike.
Shorty: Another EC activity driver who also keeps topics active in GC.
The Man: Underrated. Freedo's got a solid foundation in technical knowhow that goes largely untapped at EoFF.
Wolf Kanno: Fabulously erudite, and always dropping some science on our asses. Loved the articles on Square-Enix staffers.

Del Murder
12-08-2012, 07:01 PM
Thanks for the win, guys. I guess we won't get this one again until we have a kid, huh?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 07:02 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Helpful Member</span>
Last winner: Rantz &middot; Nomination Leader: Rantz

The Nominees
Goldenboko &middot; Jiro &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Mirage &middot; Pike &middot; Quinter Wonderland &middot; Rantz &middot; Samuraid &middot; Shorty &middot; The Man &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Rantz

The Final Tally
Rantz........................16
Jiro.........................10
Goldenboko....................6
Pike..........................6
The Man.......................5
Shorty........................4
Loony BoB.....................3
Samuraid......................2
Wolf Kanno....................2
Quinter Wonderland............1
RSL...........................1
Mirage........................0</div></div>

Denmark
12-08-2012, 07:02 PM
so much for the sweep :(

Jiro
12-08-2012, 07:03 PM
It was going so well :(

Pike
12-08-2012, 07:03 PM
Congratulations Rantz


Thanks for the win, guys. I guess we won't get this one again until we have a kid, huh?

Probably not. :(

Jiro
12-08-2012, 07:04 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5a/Wok_Cooking.jpg/300px-Wok_Cooking.jpg

Pike
12-08-2012, 07:05 PM
[Award_Guy] everyone post pictures of woks and dishwashing liquid into the thread, gogogo


http://sp.life123.com/bm.pix/cook-with-a-wok.s600x600.jpg

Faris
12-08-2012, 07:05 PM
I'm afraid that you will have to return the broom to the closet now.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 07:05 PM
http://craigforrest.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/978wok.jpeg

Pike
12-08-2012, 07:06 PM
http://craigforrest.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/978wok.jpeg

well now I'm hungry for shrimp

Ace Protorney
12-08-2012, 07:06 PM
http://www.spanalaskasales.com/media/Sunlight-Dishwasher-Liquid.gif

Am I doing this right?

Night Fury
12-08-2012, 07:07 PM
WELL DONE RANTZ!!!!

Faris
12-08-2012, 07:07 PM
http://cleanattitude.com/assets/img/product/big/dishwashing_liquid_grapefruit_bergamot_en.jpg

Denmark
12-08-2012, 07:08 PM
wok washing time

wark

Jiro
12-08-2012, 07:08 PM
From demondude55:
http://centrallakesshoppingvillage.com.au/wp-content/files_flutter/1288675179WokME.jpg

Raistlin
12-08-2012, 07:10 PM
Rantz may have to be retired from this award to give anyone else a chance to win it. Congrats again, man.

Denmark
12-08-2012, 07:10 PM
right click
"open image in new tab"
what the

now you've invalidated my post by fixing the link

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 07:11 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl</span>
Last winner: Loony BoB &middot; Nomination Leader: Loony BoB

The Nominees
DMKA &middot; Jessweeee♪ &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Raistlin &middot; Tifa's Boobs &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Laddy
Lockharted
Agent Proto
Denmark
Faris
Happy Noodle Boy
Jiro
Del Murder
Pike
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Loony BoB (10/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Goldenboko
Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jessweeee♪ (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Wolf Kanno (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys</td><td style="border:0 none;">Raistlin (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Tifa's Boobs (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Hollycat
12-08-2012, 07:13 PM
MLT Believe Ondore's Lies
Last winner: N/A ˇ Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Formalhaut ˇ Freya ˇ Hypoallergenic Cactuar ˇ Iceglow ˇ Laddy ˇ Lockharted ˇ Miriel ˇ Raistlin ˇ Shorty ˇ Zeldy



And the winner is...
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Final Tally
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.......14
Shorty........................7
Formalhaut....................6
Miriel........................6
Freya.........................5
Zeldy.........................5
Lockharted....................4
Iceglow.......................2
Laddy.........................2
Raistlin......................1
RSL...........................1




....
Hate you guys. Seriously.
That speech was way off as well.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 07:13 PM
What does it mean to be a fangirl? More importantly, what does it mean to be the biggest fangirl of the Final Fantasy series? Undying devotion? Preordering every game? Love of every game in the series? It could easily mean all those things, but this isn't strong enough, is it? No, to be a REAL fangirl, much less the biggest, you gotta go farther than that puny crap. No, you are the one who is willing to go farther than that. You are the one who claims Cloud or Tifa as your own husband/wife. You are the one who will shoot down the poor fools who dare insult your series. You are the one who would go out, buy an ostrich, and paint it yellow then ride it around your hometown. You are, what some people might call, insane. Your love for the Final Fantasy series is easily the strongest out there and no one can even DARE to try and match it. You are, without a doubt, the biggest Final Fantasy fangirl. Be proud of your daring fandom! We sure are! Just... be careful with that burning fandom. It'd be a shame if you got arrested for your fandom. Seriously, let the ostrich go. Congratulations on winning!

Night Fury
12-08-2012, 07:15 PM
Epic speech RMC!!!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 07:15 PM
Don't worry, HC. Some great and much-loved members of EoFF's history have won that award.

Denmark
12-08-2012, 07:16 PM
wark

Pike
12-08-2012, 07:17 PM
What does it mean to be a fangirl? More importantly, what does it mean to be the biggest fangirl of the Final Fantasy series? Undying devotion? Preordering every game? Love of every game in the series? It could easily mean all those things, but this isn't strong enough, is it? No, to be a REAL fangirl, much less the biggest, you gotta go farther than that puny crap. No, you are the one who is willing to go farther than that. You are the one who claims Cloud or Tifa as your own husband/wife. You are the one who will shoot down the poor fools who dare insult your series. You are the one who would go out, buy an ostrich, and paint it yellow then ride it around your hometown. You are, what some people might call, insane. Your love for the Final Fantasy series is easily the strongest out there and no one can even DARE to try and match it. You are, without a doubt, the biggest Final Fantasy fangirl. Be proud of your daring fandom! We sure are! Just... be careful with that burning fandom. It'd be a shame if you got arrested for your fandom. Seriously, let the ostrich go. Congratulations on winning!

Great speech :thumbsup:

Hollycat
12-08-2012, 07:18 PM
Don't worry, HC. Some great and much-loved members of EoFF's history have won that award.

SO just me then?

Jiro
12-08-2012, 07:18 PM
For Hypo:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me26og0zzg1r06lbno1_500.png

The Man
12-08-2012, 07:18 PM
How the smurf did I get three more votes for Most Helpful than Samuraid did? You guys are weird.

Congrats to all the winners so far.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 07:18 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl</span>
Last winner: Loony BoB &middot; Nomination Leader: Loony BoB

The Nominees
DMKA &middot; Jessweeee♪ &middot; Loony BoB &middot; Raistlin &middot; Tifa's Boobs &middot; Wolf Kanno

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Loony BoB

The Final Tally
Loony BoB....................20
Jessweeee♪....................8
DMKA..........................7
Wolf Kanno....................7
Raistlin......................6
Tifa's Boobs..................6
RSL...........................1</div></div>

Rantz
12-08-2012, 07:19 PM
Thanks for the Most Helpful award. It's my pride and glory. :D

Psychotic
12-08-2012, 07:19 PM
That is quite some margin of victory.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 07:19 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Underrated Member</span>
Last winner: Ramisese Rububba the Third &middot; Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke

The Nominees
Alpha2099 &middot; blackmage_nuke &middot; Jiro &middot; Jowy &middot; Kalilung &middot; Laddy &middot; Lone Wolf Leonhart &middot; Sephex &middot; Shauna &middot; Ultima Shadow

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Shauna
Laddy
Denmark
Psychotic
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">blackmage_nuke (5/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Agent Proto
Faris
Jiro
Del Murder</td><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy (5/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Citizen Bleys
Madonna</td><td style="border:0 none;">Jowy (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Happy Noodle Boy
Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">Lone Wolf Leonhart (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Kalilung (1/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Hollycat
12-08-2012, 07:20 PM
The blackmage_nuke award for blackmage_nuke

Jiro
12-08-2012, 07:21 PM
What do we think about with the most underrated member? People who have been around for a long time whose efforts or presence in the forum may be slightly looked over. You might find yourself wondering "Who? Who are these folks?" You would be right in doing so, because I sure as hell have never heard of any of them.

Alpha2009 - Alpha2009 here saved the world from getting hit by a meteor back in 2009. That's why his name is Alpha2009, so he would get some recognition for the work he was so proud to have done. Did you people notice? Of course not.

blackmage_nuke - blackmage_nuke here discovered the cure for cancer and was discarded by science because he didn't "show his work". If that isn't underrated then I don't know what is.

Jiro - Jiro found Waldo in Chicago smurfing O'Hare airport and wasn't given any credit for it. Waldo didn't even care that he had been found.

Jowy - Jowy chased after a bandit who stole some lady's purse once. He caught up to the bandit, beat him senseless and regained the purse and placed it with it's owner. The lady called the police on Jowy, mistaking him for the bandit because he clearly couldn't be the kind of person who returns purses.

Kalilung - Kalilung solved the world hunger problem on a napkin at a diner but Lynxie wiped his face with it and the idea was lost forever.

Laddy - Laddy jumped into a frozen lake to save a box of kittens that someone had discarded like yesterday's trash. The news reporters on the scene mistook Laddy someone else for the hero, and his moment of fame has been passed over, never to return.

Lone Wolf Leonhart - Lone Wolf Leonhart met the pope last year. Did any of you know that? Someone knocked the man's funny hat right off his head and Lone Wolf Leonhart saved it from hitting the dirty ground. The pope wasn't even aware his hat was missing and went about his business, leaving Lone Wolf Leonhart thankless and sad.

Sephex - Sephex here is the dragon king. The dragon king. Do any of you understand that? Do any of you even care? No, you do not. Shame on all of you.

Shauna - Shauna ran in front of a car to save a small child from being hit. Shauna herself was hit by the car instead. When the child's mother arrived, another person was mistaken for saving the child because Shauna doesn't look like the type of person to save anybody.

Ultima Shadow - Ultima Shadow is Swedish. He's underrated enough already without having to have had any sort of oversight happening in his life, but we'll give you one anyway. Ultima Shadow's IQ test rang in at 180 but the results of the test were destroyed and now none of us will ever know that he could have cured the zombie virus whenever it arrives.

Perhaps this award should have been retitled "Most Unfortunate Member."

Denmark
12-08-2012, 07:21 PM
the sephex award even though i predicted bm_n

Pike
12-08-2012, 07:21 PM
Sephex should really be winning this one

Hollycat
12-08-2012, 07:23 PM
I really wish I'd reposted my predictions, I'd have only missed a few so far.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 07:23 PM
Sephex FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY

Jiro
12-08-2012, 07:24 PM
BEHOLD THE DRAGON KING, HE COMETH

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 07:25 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Underrated Member</span>
Last winner: Ramisese Rububba the Third &middot; Nomination Leader: blackmage_nuke

The Nominees
Alpha2099 &middot; blackmage_nuke &middot; Jiro &middot; Jowy &middot; Kalilung &middot; Laddy &middot; Lone Wolf Leonhart &middot; Sephex &middot; Shauna &middot; Ultima Shadow

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
Lone Wolf Leonhart

The Final Tally
Lone Wolf Leonhart............8
Kalilung......................7
Sephex........................7
Ultima Shadow.................7
blackmage_nuke................6
Shauna........................6
Alpha2099.....................5
Jowy..........................4
Laddy.........................4
Jiro..........................2
RSL...........................1</div></div>

Denmark
12-08-2012, 07:25 PM
another slow roll what a jerk

Jiro
12-08-2012, 07:25 PM
OH MY GOODNESS IN A SHOCK UPSET (BUT STILL DESERVED) IT IS LONE WOLF LEONHART WITH THE STEAL!

Shorty
12-08-2012, 07:26 PM
Sephex is too overrated for Most Underrated member.

Pike
12-08-2012, 07:26 PM
Grats Lone! <3

Jiro
12-08-2012, 07:26 PM
ahahahahaha

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 07:27 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Mysterious Member</span>
Last winner: Kawaii Ryűkishi &middot; Nomination Leader: Del Murder, Evastio, Psychotic

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; Christmas &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Del Murder &middot; Evastio &middot; Innes &middot; Mirage &middot; Old Manus &middot; Parker &middot; Psychotic &middot; Uncle Big Hands

<div style="font-size:75%; padding-top:180px; background:transparent url(images/vivibanner.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="80%" style="border:0 none;"><tr><td style="border:0 none; width:120px;">Agent Proto
Faris
Madonna
Psychotic</td><td style="border:0 none;">Christmas (4/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Laddy
Citizen Bleys
Jiro
Pike</td><td style="border:0 none;">Mirage (4/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Denmark
Happy Noodle Boy
Shorty</td><td style="border:0 none;">Del Murder (3/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Lockharted
Del Murder</td><td style="border:0 none;">Baloki (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Shauna
Goldenboko</td><td style="border:0 none;">Evastio (2/16)</td></tr><tr><td style="border:0 none;">Formalhaut</td><td style="border:0 none;">Cuchulainn (1/16)</td></tr></table></div></div>

Jiro
12-08-2012, 07:28 PM
Ah, hello! Velcome to my parlor. Today, ve are going to hand out an avard for ze most mysterious member of zis forum. Vat makes a member mysterious, you may be askink? Vell, there are many, many vays a member can be mysterious! Perhaps you never see zeir face. Or perhaps you do, but you never hear zem talkink. Sometimes, zey appear to be everyvhere and novhere at vonce. Zese are ze members zat have you second guessink yourself vhenever zey post. Vas zat really zem zat you saw just now? Careful! You might miss zhem if you blink!

Being mysterious is an art form, you see, and zese nominees have made it zheir specialty. Now if you vould excuse me, I have to attend to zat screaming noise you hear coming from my basement. Oh no, it's nothink, don't fret yourself about zhat. You just... focus on the awards, yes? Excellent.

Sephex
12-08-2012, 07:29 PM
At work now. Caught up. Will peek in once in awhile!

I STILL HAVE NOT WON A CIDDIE! JUST AS PLANNED!

Seriously, just seeing the nice things people say about me is very cool, and I am grateful! :)

Psychotic
12-08-2012, 07:30 PM
Wow most underrated was a ridiculously close one! Well deserved winner there. (sorry Sephex, you'd deserve it too!)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
12-08-2012, 07:31 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0"<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Most Mysterious Member</span>
Last winner: Kawaii Ryűkishi &middot; Nomination Leader: Del Murder, Evastio, Psychotic

The Nominees
Baloki &middot; Christmas &middot; Cuchulainn &middot; Del Murder &middot; Evastio &middot; Innes &middot; Mirage &middot; Old Manus &middot; Parker &middot; Psychotic &middot; Uncle Big Hands

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/victory.jpg) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
And the winner is...
a mystery

The Final Tally
a mystery....................11
??????........................7
???????.......................6
??????........................5
?????.........................5
?????????.....................5
?????????.....................5
??????????....................4
??????????....................3
??????........................3
???...........................1
???????????????...............1</div></div>

Psychotic
12-08-2012, 07:31 PM
From the amount of ?'s, I got 5 votes!

Pike
12-08-2012, 07:32 PM
https://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/1856/90m/img.youtube.com/vi/fq3abPnEEGE/mqdefault.jpg

Sephex
12-08-2012, 07:33 PM
lol'd at mystery result.

Jiro
12-08-2012, 07:33 PM
http://www.itisamystery.com/itisamystery.gif

Denmark
12-08-2012, 07:33 PM
award guy is a total butt for the way he's doing the reveals

(or he's amazing and this is awesome)