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Jinx
12-11-2012, 07:45 PM
HOW HORRIBLE IS THIS SONG

JOIN IN ON THE CHRISTMAS HAAAAAAAAAAATE

/rageragerageragerage

:mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:

Pike
12-11-2012, 07:50 PM
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Faris
12-11-2012, 07:52 PM
You've finally lost it.

Shorty
12-11-2012, 09:33 PM
You hobag, now it's going to get stuck in my head :nonono:

This thread is about terrible Christmas things that ruin your spirit. The song "Christmas Shoes" is one of them.

Aulayna
12-11-2012, 09:38 PM
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Joining you on that one.

Also there's no such thing as a bad Christmas song. Even the bad ones are bad enough to be good.

Night Fury
12-11-2012, 09:39 PM
No man.
That boy just wants to buy his dying mum some nice shoes. That sounds like a good kid. Let him buy her those shoes man.

Jinx
12-11-2012, 11:08 PM
Just a repost of a song I left for Shorty on her VM:

Mister I wanna buy this shoes
For my Shorty please
something soemthing something something Rantz
something Wendy's Frosties
If Shorty JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS
toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Raistlin
12-11-2012, 11:33 PM
How dare you dislike something with the word "Christmas" in it! I will be reporting this thread to Fox News.

Shorty
12-12-2012, 12:26 AM
Do it. I will come at you with my top notch secular wrath like you ain't never seen.

Bunny
12-12-2012, 12:33 AM
I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED BY THIS SONG

IT SHOULD BE CALLED HOLIDAY SHOES

DK
12-12-2012, 12:36 AM
Just a repost of a song I left for Shorty on her VM:

Mister I wanna buy this shoes
For my Shorty please
something soemthing something something Rantz
something Wendy's Frosties
If Shorty JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS
toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

I also have no idea what this christmas shoes song is supposed to be, but I also left this delightful song you wrote in Sarah's usernotes because apparently it is something that will annoy her and I am all aboard that particular train. :love:

Shorty
12-12-2012, 12:37 AM
I'm not annoyed, she clearly did it out of love.

DK
12-12-2012, 12:39 AM
How about now? :aimkiss:

Shorty
12-12-2012, 12:40 AM
still love :aimkiss:

Sephex
12-12-2012, 12:47 AM
I actually didn't hear about this song until a couple of years ago when an internet reviewer I follow ranted about it. I seriously never heard about it until then! I can see why so many people think it's lame, but whatever, I seriously have never heard it outside of the review in question.

I am guessing that some parts of the country have little to no airplay of the song/TV movie. I suppose I am lucky enough to live in an area where it's actually hard/impossible to catch this sort of thing.

Jinx
12-12-2012, 12:48 AM
Just a repost of a song I left for Shorty on her VM:

Mister I wanna buy this shoes
For my Shorty please
something soemthing something something Rantz
something Wendy's Frosties
If Shorty JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS
toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

I also have no idea what this christmas shoes song is supposed to be, but I also left this delightful song you wrote in Sarah's usernotes because apparently it is something that will annoy her and I am all aboard that particular train. :love:


I'm not annoyed, she clearly did it out of love.

I definitely did it out of love! But, I added all the extra Jesuses, because we all know Sarah hates Jesus.

Shorty
12-12-2012, 12:49 AM
That is not true. I love Jesus. I want to be bros with him.

Jinx
12-12-2012, 12:51 AM
That is not true. I love Jesus. I want to be bros with him.

HE ONLY LIKES YOU IF YOU HAVE PRETTY SHOES, SARAH

Shorty
12-12-2012, 12:52 AM
I have pretty blue shoes :(

Jinx
12-12-2012, 12:53 AM
I have pretty blue shoes :(

ARE THEY CHRISTMAS SHOES

Shorty
12-12-2012, 12:56 AM
Well, they're blue so... no (http://lghttp.17106.nexcesscdn.net/808773/magento/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/420x630/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/h/shoes-heels-op-amberly-11blue_3.jpg) :(

Jinx
12-12-2012, 01:03 AM
THE MESSIAH DESIRES CHRISTMAS SHOES AND CHRISTMAS SHOES ONLY YOU PHILISTINE

DK
12-12-2012, 01:08 AM
Well Sarah just told me the face of her fantasies belongs to that guy who presents Man vs. Food, so I think her chance with the messiah must have evaporated a long time ago. :stare:

Shorty
12-12-2012, 01:10 AM
My fantasies belong to zachary quinto goddamn it and jesus would approve

Jinx
12-12-2012, 01:11 AM
My fantasies belong to zachary quinto goddamn it and jesus would approve

Maybe. But only because Zachary Quinto would be with a woman.

Shorty
12-12-2012, 01:12 AM
I am helping him find salvation!

Jinx
12-12-2012, 01:13 AM
I am helping him find salvation!

Like that girl on Saved!

DK
12-12-2012, 01:14 AM
http://www.magweb.com/picts/actor/202809/adam_richman.jpg

so when you dream about him, which part of the picture are you? the sandwich? one of the fries? I don't understand how it works, please explain. is that the face you see in your mind?

Shorty
12-12-2012, 01:14 AM
ahahaha do you mean mandy moore

daney that's not him, you are wrong :aimmad:

Jinx
12-12-2012, 01:15 AM
ahahaha do you mean mandy moore

daney that's not him, you are wrong :aimmad:

No no, the one that gets pregnant~

Shorty
12-12-2012, 01:26 AM
:aimmad:

Jinx
12-12-2012, 01:40 AM
She has sex with her gay boyfriend because Jesus tells her to!

Pike
12-12-2012, 01:49 AM
I don't understand anything going on in this thread.

Laddy
12-12-2012, 02:50 AM
She has sex with her gay boyfriend because Jesus tells her to!
When she gives birth it's like:
"I'm the father!"
"I'm the boyfriend!"
"I'm the father's boyfriend!"

Love that movie. Anyway, I don't love those claymation Christmas specials that aren't Rudolph. Those are downright creepy.

Jiro
12-12-2012, 02:51 AM
Yeah I've never heard of this song and Christmas carols should just be enjoyed 'cause they're only around for 1 month a year. Why does everyone hate fun?

Laddy
12-12-2012, 02:56 AM
Hitler had fun.

Jinx
12-12-2012, 02:59 AM
Yeah I've never heard of this song and Christmas carols should just be enjoyed 'cause they're only around for 1 month a year. Why does everyone hate fun?

It's not a Christmas carol.

IT'S A CHRISTMAS ABOMINATION

Shorty
12-12-2012, 03:10 AM
Amen, sister.

Jiro
12-12-2012, 04:07 AM
Why do you hate the idea of joy?

Jinx
12-12-2012, 04:14 AM
Why do you hate the idea of joy?

*has obviously never listened to Christmas Shoes*




xD

NorthernChaosGod
12-12-2012, 04:34 AM
I don't understand anything going on in this thread.

Neither do I. :Oo:

maybee
12-12-2012, 09:52 AM
Okay I just listened to the song and the little kid is buying his dieing mum a pair of shoes. It doesn't make sense. She's about to die, what is she going to do with a pair of shoes ? Wouldn't it be better to spend time with her rather than buying her a shallow gift ? Wouldn't the best gift for her be spending time with her ?

So Christmas is all about buying shallow gifts like shoes, and not spending time with family and friends ? My mum is unwell so I'll buy her some shoes... it doesn't make sense. And it's clearly made to try and tug on our emotions on a manipulative manner...

Jinx
12-12-2012, 02:32 PM
Okay I just listened to the song and the little kid is buying his dieing mum a pair of shoes. It doesn't make sense. She's about to die, what is she going to do with a pair of shoes ? Wouldn't it be better to spend time with her rather than buying her a shallow gift ? Wouldn't the best gift for her be spending time with her ?

So Christmas is all about buying shallow gifts like shoes, and not spending time with family and friends ? My mum is unwell so I'll buy her some shoes... it doesn't make sense. And it's clearly made to try and tug on our emotions on a manipulative manner...

BECAUSE JESUS YOU PHILISTINE

Jiro
12-12-2012, 03:38 PM
Don't you be takin' the Lord's name in vain you heathen joy hater

Night Fury
12-12-2012, 03:39 PM
I'm telling ya, when I'm sick and dying I would like to be able to wear some Louboutins. So when I have a wee kid, he can buy me some fucking Louboutins or Santa's not giving a shit about his stockings.

Jinx
12-12-2012, 03:40 PM
Don't you be takin' the Lord's name in vain you heathen joy hater

I didn't take the Lord's name in vain.

It was:

Becasuse Jesus, you Philistine!

Jiro
12-12-2012, 03:46 PM
oh well does it help if I said I can't read

Shorty
12-12-2012, 05:02 PM
If I'm on my deathbed and I catch my kid running out to buy shoes and not spending every goddamn spare second with me until I pass you can be damn sure that kid is going to grow up seeing his angry ghost mother every Christmas yelling at him. This way I'll still be able to give him a complex even though I'm not alive.

maybee
12-12-2012, 06:30 PM
Lol Jesus wore sandals, I don't think he'll care too much what shoes you have when you die.

What a stupid song.

escobert
12-12-2012, 07:27 PM
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Jiro
12-13-2012, 02:17 AM
Lol Jesus wore sandals, I don't think he'll care too much what shoes you have when you die.

What a stupid song.

Hey that's a good point!

Denmark
12-13-2012, 06:50 AM
so when i saw this thread before (yesterday? idk doesn't matter) i didn't actually read it i just saw maybee's post and i was gonna say something very much along those lines so I repped it and went on my way

now i come back and read thread again and i'm like what the shit is going on in here

SIR I WANNA BUY THESE SHOES

NeoCracker
12-13-2012, 08:10 AM
Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5iyV7N5jvI)

Gorski
12-13-2012, 09:25 AM
you are drunk hahahaha

Shorty
12-13-2012, 04:57 PM
UBH wins this thread indefinitely. Patton Oswalt is a god among men.

sharkythesharkdogg
12-13-2012, 05:53 PM
I'd never heard it before, listened to it, and never care to hear it again.

This isn't on the radio here, so maybe I lucked out.

Jiro
12-14-2012, 01:20 AM
Surprised nobody has tried linking the actual song as evidence against it. I can only assume it's catchy as hell.

Clo
12-14-2012, 01:28 AM
Some kid mooches off a stranger so he can buy his ma some penny loafers.

HAVE FUN WATCHING THEM BURY YOUR MOM IN THOSE SHOES, MAYBE YA SHOULD'VE SPENT SOME TIME AT HER BEDSIDE INSTEAD

Jinx
12-14-2012, 04:46 AM
I heard this song on the fucking radio today almost crashed my car on purpose just to get away from it