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Award Cactuar
12-15-2012, 09:43 PM
Aww, hornhead and tailbutt :love:

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 09:44 PM
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The Nominees
Cait Sith - FFVII &middot; Hope Estheim - FFXIII &middot; Oerba Dia Vanille - FFXIII &middot; Quina Quen - FFIX &middot; Squall Leonhart - FFVIII &middot; Tidus - FFX &middot; Vaan - FFXII &middot; Yuffie Kisaragi - FFVII &middot; Zell Dincht - FFVIII

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Locke, Rachel, Celes & Terra
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Cait Sith: I'm sure of it this time around, don't you worry! I'm one focused cat, now! Hey, wait a minute why am I in this!? Oh well...

Psychotic
12-15-2012, 09:45 PM
You woke Rachel from a coma just to make her present a Ciddie? That's pretty hardcore, Award Chocobo.

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 09:45 PM
Locke: Hello, ladies!

Celes: Hi Locke! How are you?

Locke: I'm pretty good, I gotta say! What about you two?

Terra: Fine.

Rachel: I'm fine.

Terra: Let's get through these nominees for Most Annoying Member, shall we?

Locke: In a hurry, eh? No problem! First up is Cait Sith, who tonight I understand is managing the loudspeaker.

Celes: I really do hate it when he uses that megaphone when I'm standing right next to him, so I can kind of see how people would get annoyed. Not to mention that he totally screwed over AVALANCHE that one time... but people make mistakes.

Terra: Hmm, yes, they do. Next is Hope Estheim, who clearly made some people jealous at his immense intelligence and speed of maturing, but it was probably his constant teen angst at Snow that got people annoyed. Although when you're dealing with death, people seemingly do stupid things.

Rachel: Not that it's an excuse.

Terra: Definitely not.

Locke: Uh, yeah. Anyway, Vanille is next on the list - pretty sure that's due to her love-it-or-hate-it accent and the many erotic grunts she makes.

Rachel: I bet you loved that...

Locke: Not the time or place, haha!

Rachel: Quina Quen is up for this award, too - well, people who do what they want do get very annoying!

Celes: Squall's here, too - whatever. See what I did there? "Whatever"? Anyone?

Terra: Wha-- argh! Dammit.

Locke: *chuckles* Tidus is on the list, I suppose that's not surprising. For anyone who is only just getting to know the guy, he's quite, uh, open with his emotions. Very much so. The kind of guy that wears his heart on his sleeve.

Rachel: Better than wearing your heart in your hand and giving it away at every turn!

Locke: I... suppose...

Celes: Vaan's next. These young lead characters don't get much of a break in these awards!

Terra: At least they're loyal, though. Always. To the end.

Rachel: Definitely. Next up is Yuffie Kisaragi.

Celes: Whenever I meet Yuffie, my purse feels lighter.

Locke: Great kid.

Terra: You would like her, you thief.

Locke: Hey! It's a treasure hunter, you know that!

Terra: Hmm, you certainly are a hunter of something. Last on the list is Zell Dincht. I guess his, uh, simple minded nature didn't capture everyone. Some people need to think a little more, don't they Locke?

Locke: Alright, alright, that's the nominees done, now what's going on here? You two have been sniping at me all day!

Rachel: Cutest Couple finalist, huh?

Locke: Huh? Oh, uh...

Terra: Yeah, you told me I was special!

Rachel: He WHAT!? You, too!?

Locke: Uh oh. Now, look...

Celes: Hey, I think it's sweet that so many girls like this lovely man!

Rachel: He was mine first, you hussy.

Terra: You died!

Rachel: This is a magical multiverse. Do I look dead to you!?

Locke: You told me to love her as I loved you!

Terra: Oh, God, you think she actually meant that!?

Celes: Ouch, Locke. That's bad.

Locke: Hey! You're supposed to be on my side!

Celes: Locke, honey, girls don't mean that crap, they want to be number one for all of your life. But I'm glad you're with me anyway.

Rachel: Hmph.

Locke: Then maybe she -- uh, that is... oh, God, I'm not getting out of this at all. And Terra, I mean, come on, I don't know where this has come from!

Terra: You were very suggestive. Sure, you didn't outright hit on me, but...

Rachel: He's always suggestive. It's in his nature, or something. Probably spent too much time around Edgar.

Terra: He would always come running when I needed him!

Celes: Maybe he was just being protective of you?

Terra: I guess, but...

Celes: Let's face it, he's a great guy. Sure, he can be annoying on a few occasions, but he means well!

Rachel: *sigh* I suppose.

Locke: Hey, now, no tears. C'mere.

Locke and Rachel hug. Terra and Celes look at each other and join the hug. A few seconds pass.

Locke: ...I take it there's no way that I can somehow wrangle this situation to work in favour of everyo--

Celes, Rachel & Terra: NO!!!

The girls quickly detach themselves from the embrace.

Locke: Just asking, just asking! Okay, uh, everyone's staring, so... may as well get this over with, then. The winner of Most Annoying Member is...

Psychotic
12-15-2012, 09:47 PM
Well that just got awkward fast! :lol:

Faris
12-15-2012, 09:49 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/FarisDress3.png It's probably a good thing that the other ladies man won the award.

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 09:50 PM
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The Nominees
Cait Sith - FFVII &middot; Hope Estheim - FFXIII &middot; Oerba Dia Vanille - FFXIII &middot; Quina Quen - FFIX &middot; Squall Leonhart - FFVIII &middot; Tidus - FFX &middot; Vaan - FFXII &middot; Yuffie Kisaragi - FFVII &middot; Zell Dincht - FFVIII

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And the winner is...
Tidus
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Tigmafuzz
12-15-2012, 09:50 PM
Locke: ...I take it there's no way that I can somehow wrangle this situation to work in favour of everyo--

Celes, Rachel & Terra: NO!!!

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Futan
12-15-2012, 09:51 PM
Tidus is the well deserved winner.

Goldenboko
12-15-2012, 09:52 PM
I hate you guys. Tidus!

Award Tonberry
12-15-2012, 09:52 PM
Tidus was always mean to me!

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 09:54 PM
Award Chocobo: Award Cactuar is on the beat, and he didn't have to do much questioning to get a story out of this little snippet we've been sent! Good job, Cactuar!

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Award Cactuar with all the gossip! Photographer: [url=http://summonerdagger88.deviantart.com/]SummonerDagger88

Faris
12-15-2012, 09:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/FarisDress2.png This page of the Final Fantasy Awards is brought to you by the word: Awkward. Man was that awkward or what?

Award Cactuar
12-15-2012, 09:55 PM
It got ugly very fast out there, let me tell you!

Agent Proto
12-15-2012, 09:55 PM
That's a nice bowtie you have there, Cactuar. Aren't they cool?

Psychotic
12-15-2012, 09:56 PM
I love your little bow-tie, Award Cactuar. Bow-ties are cool.

edit: Get out of here Proto :colbert: Doctor Who, James Bond and Bow-ties are British, darn it.

Award Moogle
12-15-2012, 09:57 PM
Oh Tidus, what a shame kupo, I always found you... delightful


Actually, kupo. I lie. Kupo, you're a whiny smurfing lunatic kupo kupo

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 09:58 PM
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The Nominees
Bartz Klauser - FFV &middot; Cait Sith - FFVII &middot; Edward Chris von Muir - FFIV &middot; Freya Crescent - FFIX &middot; Quina Quen - FFIX &middot; Zell Dincht - FFVIII

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Bahamut & Louisoix
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Award Moogle
12-15-2012, 10:04 PM
Kupooooo where is the next award?

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:04 PM
Bahamut and a cloaked character walk onto stage from opposite directions.

Bahamut: ...Louisoix. Dude, they know it's you.

Louisoix: Okay, lucky guess, now...

Bahamut: You totally died!

Louisoix: No, you see, I'm fine...

Bahamut: There were explosions!

Louisoix: I ducked!

Bahamut: That's RETARDED!

Louisoix: ...Well played, Bahamut.

Bahamut: Don't leave yet, there's something important you have to hear. The future of everything we know rests on your response. We are young. Heartache to heartache, we stand. No promises... no demands...

Hildibrand, yelling from audience: Do some Julia next!

Bahamut: We are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong. Searching our hearts for so long. Both of us knowing... Love. Love is a battlefield. You're begging me to go, but you're making me stay... why do you hurt me so bad? It would help me to know, do I stand in your way, or--

Louisoix: Stop.

Bahamut: Or am I the best thing you've had? Believe me, believe me, I can't tell you why.

Louisoix: Please, please stop.

Hildibrand: Ask him to do some Lenne!

Bahamut: But I'm trapped by your love. And I'm chained to your side. There is my riddle, Louisoix. Can you solve it in time?

Louisoix: ...I'm really uncomfortable.

Bahamut: You're the only one, don't you see? Louisoix, teach the world to rock again.

Louisoix: Oh, come on...

Louisoix begins to leave, and then stops before he's off stage and turns his head back.

Louisoix: ...do you really think it's even still possible?

Bahamut: Oh, you admit that you feel it? Hmm, I guess even you can't deny the soul of rock. I knew you were the one, just as I've known for years. You may turn your back on us, you may try to run. Know this: We're starting a rock band. And you're the only one who can play lead guitar, Louisoix.

Louisoix spends a few seconds contemplating.

Louisoix: I gue--

Hildibrand: It's going to be awesome! I get to play bass!

Louisoix, quickly walking away: Not interested.

Bahamut: Hildibrand! Argh, dammit, I wish you'd stay quiet. Oh well. Uh, geez, sorry everyone. We were going to play some music with the nominees detailed in the song, but I guess we'll have to make do by reading their names out. The nominees for Most Underrated Character are: Bartz Klauser, Cait Sith, Edward Chris von Muir, Freya Crescent, Quina Quen and Zell Dincht. And the winner is...

Goldenboko
12-15-2012, 10:09 PM
:spin:

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:09 PM
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The Nominees
Bartz Klauser - FFV &middot; Cait Sith - FFVII &middot; Edward Chris von Muir - FFIV &middot; Freya Crescent - FFIX &middot; Quina Quen - FFIX &middot; Zell Dincht - FFVIII

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And the winner is...
Freya Crescent
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Award Moogle
12-15-2012, 10:10 PM
Well deserved win by Freya, kupo!

Formalhaut
12-15-2012, 10:11 PM
Yeah! My prediction tally has finally taken off. Watch it now go dormant as soon as the next award comes..

Faris
12-15-2012, 10:11 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Fariswin.gif Aww yeah. Go Freya!

Award Moogle
12-15-2012, 10:11 PM
Reminds me of the time, kupo, that I went bowling with Miss Freya! Kupo!


I was bowled over by her charming personality, kupo!

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:14 PM
Award Chocobo: Woah, got a little quiet in here just then, I guess it's second nature to duck whenever you hear Bahamut is taking the stage! And Louisoix... there stands one of the greatest of us all, hero of 2012 for me! Meanwhile, it seems Award Moogle got a little laugh out of Reno & Rude earlier today...

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Award Tonberry
12-15-2012, 10:14 PM
Hurrah for Freya!

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:15 PM
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The Nominees
Amarant Coral - FFIX &middot; Auron - FFX &middot; Chocolina - FFXIII-2 &middot; Gogo - FFVI &middot; Louisoix - FFXIV &middot; Red XIII - FFVII &middot; Shadow - FFVI &middot; Vincent Valentine - FFVII

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Gilgamesh
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Psychotic
12-15-2012, 10:16 PM
To be forgotten is worse than death, after all.

Award Moogle
12-15-2012, 10:16 PM
Teehee kupo, I guess Seifer got some of his own insulting medicine tonight kupo!

Pike
12-15-2012, 10:16 PM
Is this going to end up like the Most Mysterious from last week's Ciddies? :shifty:

Award Cactuar
12-15-2012, 10:17 PM
Teehee kupo, I guess Seifer got some of his own insulting medicine tonight kupo!I am jealous, what a great interview!

Mind you I think he's more of an assape than a buttmonkey.

Goldenboko
12-15-2012, 10:17 PM
GILGAMESH!

Faris
12-15-2012, 10:18 PM
Is this going to end up like the Most Mysterious from last week's Ciddies? :shifty:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/FarisFaint.png :frust: Noooooo

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:18 PM
Award Chocobo: Now, to get him here, I think I just have to make a call to Atomos, he's good with this space-time stuff...

Award Chocobo whips out his PHS and after a warky phonecall, a strange portal appears and Gilgamesh jumps out of it, spinning acrobatically.

Gilgamesh: Behold, it is I! Gilgamesh! Dimensional traveler! What weapon shall I steal from this realm!

Award Chocobo: This is the Final Fantasy multiverse and you are in our Opera House! No weapons to steal here! I mean... uh... wark!

Gilgamesh: No weapons! What a strange thing to hear. What do you do with your time here if there is nothing to collect!

Award Chocobo: We like to talk about Final Fantasy here. In fact we just called you here to give out the award for the most mysterious Final Fantasy character!

Gilgamesh: Ah! The most mysterious in all the universe, why that must be me of course!

Award Chocobo: Wark! Nope, you aren't even on the list! *waves the nominees list in his talon*

Gilgamesh: What? Give me that!

Gilgamesh snatches the nominees list, reads it over, and rips it up.

Gilgamesh: Haha! You fool! Now that I have destroyed your precious list, you cannot continue with this proceeding and will have no choice but to name me the Most Mysterious!

Award Chocobo: Nope! Kweh! I have the list memorized. First on the list is Amarant Coral, from Final Fantasy IX! He's on the list for being a quiet mysterious monk type!

Gilgamesh: Quiet! Why, that is easy! Watch! ...

...


...


Haha! See I am better than this, Amarant Coral!

Award Chocobo: Next on this list was Auron, from Final Fantasy X! That badass dude was on for his speak of stories, fate, and destiny! Kweh!

Gilgamesh: Destiny? I've live my life bound to destiny, for it is my fate to collect all of the rarest weapons! What is more mysterious than that fate? That destiny?

Award Chocobo: After that was Chocolina from Final Fantasy XIII-2! That mysterious girl loves us chocobos and almost always cosplays as one of us! Why, there are even rumours that she used to be a Chocobo... :choc2:

Gilgamesh: That isn't mysterious! It's just weird!

Award Chocobo: After that was Gogo from Final Fantasy VI! So little is known about Gogo we don't even know his or her gender! KWEH!

Gilgamesh: Do you not remember my speech from Final Fantasy V? I'm not even sure I have a gender! ...Er, wait a minute, is this live? Can we edit that out?

Award Chocobo: Our list then moved on to Louisoix from Final Fantasy XIV! This guy speaks as if he was from Middle Earth thou thinkest! :choc:

Gilgamesh: Nay! Thou do not speakth of a difficult task! Harken to me! Complex linguistics is so simple a knave could do it!

Award Chocobo: After Louisoix was Red XIII from Final Fantasy VII! This guy was going to be able to breed with a human despite being a dog... thing...

Gilgamesh: That's just gross! :colbert:

Award Chocobo: And I could never forgot the assassin Shadow from Final Fantasy VI! Where does that guy go randomly when he leaves your party! No one knows!

Gilgamesh: And what do I do in those dimensional rifts? Explain that!

Award Chocobo: The final member was Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII! He was a vampire, that could transform into a zombie, or a demon, or that guy from the Halloween movies!

Gilgamesh: I suppose that is pretty mysterious.

Award Chocobo: Sure is! Would you like to read the winner?

Gilgamesh: Sure.

Gilgamesh grabs the winner envelop from Award Chocobo and looks at it, then at Award Chocobo, then back at the envelope, then back at Award Chocobo.

Gilgamesh: You have this memorized, don't you?

Award Chocobo: Yup!

Gilgamesh: *sighs* No point in being stubborn I suppose. The winner is...

Award Tonberry
12-15-2012, 10:18 PM
I'm having a hard time keeping up with these Ciddies.

Psychotic
12-15-2012, 10:20 PM
Is this going to end up like the Most Mysterious from last week's Ciddies? :shifty:Don't provoke him! Jeez!

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:21 PM
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The Nominees
Amarant Coral - FFIX &middot; Auron - FFX &middot; Chocolina - FFXIII-2 &middot; Gogo - FFVI &middot; Louisoix - FFXIV &middot; Red XIII - FFVII &middot; Shadow - FFVI &middot; Vincent Valentine - FFVII

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And the winner is...
Shadow
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Formalhaut
12-15-2012, 10:22 PM
Not Gogo? Seriously, the voting for this has surprised me to no end.

Psychotic
12-15-2012, 10:23 PM
The dreams made him a lot less mysterious to be fair!

Faris
12-15-2012, 10:23 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Ninja4.gif!

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:24 PM
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The Nominees
Cecil Harvey - FFIV &middot; Cloud Strife - FFVII &middot; Edgar Roni Figaro - FFVI &middot; Laguna Loire - FFVIII &middot; Sephiroth - FFVII &middot; Terra Brandford - FFVI &middot; Zack Fair - FFVII:CC &middot; Zidane Tribal - FFIX

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this award...
Judge Gabranth
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Pike
12-15-2012, 10:24 PM
I find the lack of Gogo disturbing.

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:25 PM
Gabranth: Thank you everyone. It's great to be here tonight, a night where I might just finally prove myself greater than Basch. At least I get to present an award tonight, and... what was that? He was actually NOMINATED for an award?! GAH! EVERY! FREAKING! TIME! I mean, I look the same as the guy, I sound the same as the guy, but oh, he's the big hero! I'm the murderer. It's so unfair. I - I was tricked into it all along! Yeah! Grrr. And he still treats me nicely, which just makes it even more annoying. Always the nice guy. Oh well. I gotta admit, he's influenced my life a lot, makes me wonder why he wasn't nominated for this award. Woah, am I still talking about this? Urgh. Okay.

The nominees for Most Influential Character are:

Cecil Harvey, a gallant Paladin who's story was told at such detail that it captured the minds of a generation of scribes, who from that point would continue to provide such insightful stories of future heroes and heroines.

Cloud Strife, arguably the most well known hero of our kind and a person who drove stories of our conquests into the minds of millions.

Edgar Roni Figaro, a king of such influence that he would lead a nation on a fight against impossible odds, and win.

Laguna Loire, who brought a nation so far ahead of every other nation in his world that it seemed like walking from one century to another when you entered it.

Sephiroth, another extremely well known character of Cloud's world, yet interestingly a villain in this case whose long hair, trenchcloak and Masamune sword would strike terror in children when told "If you don't do this, Sephiroth is gonna get you" by angry parents.

Terra Branford, the first female heroine to take a central role in saving a world in our multiverse.

Zack Fair, who it could be argued influenced Cloud to such a great degree that Cloud for some time thought he was Zack.

Finally, Zidane Tribal, who has a tail.

And the winner is...

Depression Moon
12-15-2012, 10:29 PM
I voted for Gogo!

Also what dreams?

Psychotic
12-15-2012, 10:29 PM
Finally, Zidane Tribal, who has a tail.Hahaha.

Zidane is very influential in that every city he arrives in promptly gets utterly annhilated.
Also what dreams?Shadow's dreams. You've never seen them? Look 'em up on YouTube.

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:29 PM
http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/gabranth-s.png
Judge Gabranth heads to the stage to announce the winner. Photographer: joelmbell (http://joelmbello.deviantart.com/)

Faris
12-15-2012, 10:31 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Dancer4-Darkness.gif That is an awesome image.

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:34 PM
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The Nominees
Cecil Harvey - FFIV &middot; Cloud Strife - FFVII &middot; Edgar Roni Figaro - FFVI &middot; Laguna Loire - FFVIII &middot; Sephiroth - FFVII &middot; Terra Brandford - FFVI &middot; Zack Fair - FFVII:CC &middot; Zidane Tribal - FFIX

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And the winner is...
Cloud Strife
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Depression Moon
12-15-2012, 10:35 PM
Finally, Zidane Tribal, who has a tail.Hahaha.

Zidane is very influential in that every city he arrives in promptly gets utterly annhilated.
Also what dreams?Shadow's dreams. You've never seen them? Look 'em up on YouTube.

Ack, I thought you were talking about Gogo. Also that's a Nice Gabranth image.


Edit: Boo Cloud.

Pike
12-15-2012, 10:35 PM
I just want to take a moment to tell all the people behind this event that they have done a fantastic job and all of their hard work is appreciated :)

Futan
12-15-2012, 10:36 PM
I just want to take a moment to tell all the people behind this event that they have done a fantastic job and all of their hard work is appreciated :)

It is indeed!

Award Moogle
12-15-2012, 10:37 PM
I just want to take a moment to tell all the people behind this event that they have done a fantastic job and all of their hard work is appreciated :)

Kupooooooo!
We do this for yoou

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:38 PM
http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/cloudciddie-s.png
Proud Cloud! Photographer: x-Memoire-x (http://x-memoire-x.deviantart.com/)

Agent Proto
12-15-2012, 10:39 PM
Is it me, or is Cloud changing outfits quite often?

Pike
12-15-2012, 10:39 PM
Ahahaha oh Cloud <3 goddamn this thread is making me nostalgic for back when I used to play FF games all day

Award Tonberry
12-15-2012, 10:39 PM
Wow these pictures are awesome. Big thanks to our DeviantArt crowd! Hope the sign up.

DrAssenov
12-15-2012, 10:40 PM
Is it me, or is Cloud changing outfits quite often?


He's a big celebrity! All the designers wanted him to wear their brand XD

Psychotic
12-15-2012, 10:41 PM
That is a full on Freddie Mercury pose from Cloud! A truly deserved Ciddie, he is probably the best known FF character in the wider gaming world.

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:43 PM
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The Nominees
Amarant Coral - FFIX &middot; Cait Sith - FFVII &middot; Gau - FFVI &middot; Gilgamesh &middot; Gogo - FFVI &middot; Kimahri Ronso - FFX &middot; NORG - FFVIII &middot; Quina Quen - FFIX &middot; Umaro - FFVI

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Cid Highwind & Jecht
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Award Cactuar
12-15-2012, 10:48 PM
Couple of grumpy old men up in here!

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:49 PM
Cid Highwind: Thought paying for this hoolah would get me out of this kind of position...

Jecht: Fancy awards thing you've got going on here. What are we doing now?

Cid: Well I kinda got stuck with you to do a trout presentation about a bunch of queers. I’d rather not go anywhere near ‘em!

Jecht: Heh, fair enough.

Cid: Alright, here’s some tea. Now who are these queers we have to announce? They gave you the list so all this is rather new to me and I’d like to get it done and over with as soon as possible.

Jecht: They gave us pictures too, awesome. First is Amarant Coral, he’s in IX.

Cid: What in the hell is wrong with his skin? He’s supposed to be human! Even the $#!%ing weird lookin’ ones in that game have normal skin tones and his hair is red. Why not just make him purple!

Jecht: Says here that he basically pops out of nowhere near the end of the game and you learn basically nothing about him.

Cid: Next is Cait $%!#ing Sith. Yeah he’s a queer one alright.

Jecht: What did he do?

Cid: Don’t ask, you’re better off not knowing.

Jecht: Next is some Jungle Book kid Gau from VI. He jumps into monsters for their powers. And I thought my kid was weird...

Cid: Aren’t you glad we stayed as far away as possible from queers like that?! Gilgamesh... never heard of him, you?

Jecht: Nope, not at all. What’s so weird about him? His role isn't consistent and he’s not even in all the games!

Cid: Someone must think he’s weird, that’s all that matters and we don’t have to be anywhere near him today! I think...

Jecht: Gogo in VI... I can’t tell if it’s a chick or a dude and he’s a mime.

Cid: $#!%ing queer is probably dressed in drag and we don't even know if it's trying to be a girl or a dude! HAhahaahaa! Next is one of your friends Kimahri.

Jecht: You do realize that I never interacted with him, right? Somehow he’s weirder than Tidus, which is quite the feat if you ask me.

Cid: He’s blue and furry and probably is a furry.

Jecht: Whoa, take a look at this one! He looks like Jabba the Hutt’s rejected twin. He lives under a school and somehow controls things.

Cid: I’d hate to be the person who has to touch that thing after it gets killed. He’s probably hiding a pizza, case of soda, the Trepies, the snowboarding game from the Gold Saucer, and Bahamut in his flaps.

Jecht: Apparently they found Quina in his flaps when they finally cleared him out. Said she/he was looking for frogs and almost found one too.

Cid: The hell, it jumped back in after getting out? No one wants a frog that bad. Quina is another $@!%ing transvestite of some sort.

Jecht: Those seem to be a shoe in for being strange. Laaaast one...

Cid: A $#!% Yeti?! That’s just incredibly judgemental. It’s a Yeti for %$!@’s sake! He has a free pass at being queer.

Jecht: Well that was the last of ‘em.

Cid: Good, now drink your goddamn tea and get out! Oh, uh, right - the winner is...

Agent Proto
12-15-2012, 10:52 PM
Moomba: Cactuar, are we up for that poker rematch after these awards are over? :moomba:

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/171/f/c/moomba_by_djh516-d3jfe72.jpg

Psychotic
12-15-2012, 10:52 PM
CID HIGHWIND IN HOMOPHOBIA SHOCK

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:52 PM
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The Nominees
Amarant Coral - FFIX &middot; Cait Sith - FFVII &middot; Gau - FFVI &middot; Gilgamesh &middot; Gogo - FFVI &middot; Kimahri Ronso - FFX &middot; NORG - FFVIII &middot; Quina Quen - FFIX &middot; Umaro - FFVI

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And the winner is...
Quina Quen
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Award Tonberry
12-15-2012, 10:53 PM
QUINAAAAA! WOOOOOT!

Award Cactuar
12-15-2012, 10:53 PM
Moomba: Cactuar, are we up for that poker rematch after these awards are over? :moomba:

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/171/f/c/moomba_by_djh516-d3jfe72.jpgYou know it, Award Moomba! Texas hold 'em?

Psychotic
12-15-2012, 10:53 PM
I wonder what crazy outfit Quina is wearing tonight.

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:54 PM
http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/quina-s.png
What did you expect Quina to do with it's Ciddie? Photographer: Alias-Hugo (http://alias-hugo.deviantart.com/gallery)

Faris
12-15-2012, 10:55 PM
Moomba: Cactuar, are we up for that poker rematch after these awards are over? :moomba:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/FarisDress2.png Someone should drive :tonberry: to it or else he'll never arrive on time!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Faris-Laugh.gif It's eating it!

Agent Proto
12-15-2012, 10:55 PM
No Quina. The Ciddie trophie isn't food!

Stop. Stop. STAHP.

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:56 PM
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The Nominees
Adelbert Steiner - FFIX &middot; Balthier - FFXII &middot; Cid Highwind - FFVII &middot; Gilgamesh &middot; Laguna Loire - FFVIII &middot; Quina Quen - FFIX &middot; Reno - FFVII &middot; Ultros - FFVI &middot; Zell Dincht - FFVIII

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this award...
Galuf Halm Baldesion
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Psychotic
12-15-2012, 10:57 PM
Well that answers that! Look at that fantastic hat!

Award Cactuar
12-15-2012, 10:57 PM
Speaking of fantastic hats, what job class gives you Galuf von Bismarck?

Faris
12-15-2012, 10:58 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Fariswin.gif Yay! A speech from Galuf! You go old man!

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 10:58 PM
Galuf: Alright kiddies, sit down as Grandpa Galuf is about to serve you a speech! As a good friend of mine would say with cheese biscuits AND mashed potatoes! This will act as a forward for our fantastically funny Final Fantasy character! These nominees can say things quite pish posh.

Adelbert Steiner! There are many types of humor in the world, Mr. Rusty Armor himself is the greatest example of slapstick. What I'm saying is, he's hilarious because we can laugh at him. Not usually with him. Also naming him Einstein when you play through makes him be named Adelbert Einstein, which is just silly to me! Poor Steiner just can't escape the jests of Zidane!

Balthier! Now this one is an odd choice! I never realized Balthier was a leading man of a comedy! No applause? Not the most sophisticated of jokes sure... But I'm aren't that sophisticated of a guy! But Balthier, that guy is! He's got more suave then Edgar on a good day! Perhaps he got all the girlies to nominate him for this eh?

Cid Highwind! There's been many flavors of Cid, the Cid from my game was a shut-in nerd, but not the one of this variety! Cid Highwind from Gaia VII was quite the potty mouth! And let me tell you, potty mouths are funnier than Bartz trying to ride a drake! :love: ALL YOU SIT DOWN AND DRINK YER DAMN TEA! Sorry, always wanted to try that line out for size! I guess I'm a bit too old for it.

Gilgamesh! Ah, I remember old Gilgy as I liked to call him. What was it he said once? "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT IS MORPHING TIME!" Although I think he was just looking at Faris at the time, oh boy was that hilarious! Gilgy's humor at time can be quite... In...inconceivable!

Laguna Loire! - Laguna's life is like a lemony teenage love story. One that makes you cringe as he struggles to talk to the girl of the story, and gets his occasionally STOMACH ACHES OH NO! What he really needed was a good sit down with Grandpa Galuf! I woulda told him how we got the girl in my day!

Quina Quen! - I... er... um... just like at this guy! girl! uh. Qu!
http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/funniest-quina.gif

Reno! - Reno here is missing his partner in crime, Rude! But he's a funny dude nonetheless! Reno and Rude are funny, because they're the typical silly dynamic duo! Like Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan in rush hour! The question is who's Jackie and who's Chris?

Ultros! Ultros man. Freaking Ultros. I'm just going to dedicate his section to thing's he says.
"What a delicious morsel! I wanna get my tentacles around her...!"
"Oh, all right, Uncle Ulty REALLY wants you to paint his portrait!"
"Don't tease the octopus, kids!"
"Thwarted again! I feel like such a sucker. Well, kids, hate to ink and run...... but I AM an octopus!"

That Ultros is quite the jester! Ironically in a game with a Jester villain!

Zell Dincht! Boy can this dude eat! Food humor man! Food humor! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CD8rtd22o4)

Well I hope I got you all revved up! And the winner is...

Raistlin
12-15-2012, 10:59 PM
I figured Quina was bound to win some awards here. :quina:

Futan
12-15-2012, 10:59 PM
Ultros should win~

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:00 PM
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The Nominees
Adelbert Steiner - FFIX &middot; Balthier - FFXII &middot; Cid Highwind - FFVII &middot; Gilgamesh &middot; Laguna Loire - FFVIII &middot; Quina Quen - FFIX &middot; Reno - FFVII &middot; Ultros - FFVI &middot; Zell Dincht - FFVIII

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And the winner is...
Ultros
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Formalhaut
12-15-2012, 11:01 PM
Noooo, Balthier lost! Don't worry. He still has many awards left to win!

Agent Proto
12-15-2012, 11:01 PM
What, Ultros won? I didn't know he had it in him.

Yay! Sushi is on me everyone!

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:02 PM
http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/ultrossteve-s.jpg
An interesting picture... wait, what? Who the hell is that at the bottom? 'Steve'!? Must be an NPC... Photographer: DK (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/14585.html)

Faris
12-15-2012, 11:02 PM
What, Ultros won? I didn't know he had it in him.

Yay! Sushi is on me everyone!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Dancer4-Poison.gif Trust me, you don't want to eat that sushi...

DrAssenov
12-15-2012, 11:03 PM
omg I love this Ultos drawing!

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:05 PM
Award Chocobo: Another tasty treat from our roaming reporters! Award Cactuar has found the man with the gil behind this plan, Cid Highwind!

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/accid1.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/accid2.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/accid3.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/accid4.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/accid5.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/accid6.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/accid7.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/accid8.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/accid9.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/accid10.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/accid11.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/accid12.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/accid13.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/accid14.jpg

Psychotic
12-15-2012, 11:05 PM
Ultos xD

Award Cactuar
12-15-2012, 11:06 PM
Cid was ever so thrilled to be interviewed! I get all the scoops for you fine folk at EoFF :)

Pike
12-15-2012, 11:07 PM
Ultos pic is the best one so far xD

Citizen Bleys
12-15-2012, 11:08 PM
What, Ultros won? I didn't know he had it in him.

Yay! Sushi is on me everyone!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Dancer4-Poison.gif Trust me, you don't want to eat that sushi...

((obligatory ff5sp plug))
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/8/13dont.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/8/14jfc.jpg

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:08 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Angriest Character</span>

The Nominees
Adelbert Steiner - FFIX &middot; Amarant Coral - FFIX &middot; Auron - FFX &middot; Barret Wallace - FFVII &middot; Cid Highwind - FFVII &middot; Lightning - FFXIII &middot; Lulu - FFX &middot; Zell Dincht - FFVIII

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Biggs & Wedge
of Final Fantasy VIII
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Faris
12-15-2012, 11:10 PM
What, Ultros won? I didn't know he had it in him.

Yay! Sushi is on me everyone!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Dancer4-Poison.gif Trust me, you don't want to eat that sushi...

((obligatory ff5sp plug))
http://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/8/13dont.jpghttp://www.bastardly.org/bleys/ff5sp/8/14jfc.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Dancer4-Wounded.gif I've learned a couple of lessons regarding what to or what not to eat that day...

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:11 PM
Award Chocobo: Alright! To present the next award, I give you - live from the communications tower in Dollet - Biggs and Wedge from World VIII! Guys, can you hear me?

Footage appears: On top of the communication tower in Dollet.

Lieutenant Wedge: Why is it always so bloody cold up here?

Major Biggs: Stop whinging. You fixed the tower, right?

Wedge: Done and dusted, sir.

Biggs: Excellent. How's my hair?

Wedge: It's like you've just stepped out of a salon. How do you get your hair so bouncy?

Biggs: I use coconut and jojoba oil. You really see it shine in the sunlight.

Wedge: Ah right, I use lavender enriched with aloe vera but mine still looks a tad greasy. How did you find out about that?

Biggs: Some camp guy I met called Irvine put me onto it...

Wedge: So who is up for this award then? Anyone we know?

Biggs: Here, have a butchers.

Biggs hands Wedge the list of nominees.

Wedge: Look at all these prats. I should have been nominated for Angriest Member!

Biggs: You? Why the hell would anyo...

Wedge: AAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

Biggs: Jesus Christ, I just nearly shat myself! What are you doing?!!

Wedge: That's my War Cry! To go with my War Face...

Wedge pulls a pained sort of grimace.

Biggs: You look like you're having a tricky poo. Why don't you try...

Wedge: AAAARRRGGHHH!!!!!!

Biggs: Stop doing that, you irritating prick! You sound like you're being violated by a Chimera.

Wedge: Sorry...

Biggs: It is a sorry list though... Adelbert Steiner? He looks like a white Shrek.

Wedge: Amarant Coral? Hmph, ginger. Can't trust them.

Biggs: Ha, Auron?! To rhyme with moron.

Wedge: Barrett Wallace?! To rhyme with... err... solace.

Biggs: That was terrible. Leave the rhyming to me, you knob. Cid Highwind? Sounds like he farts a lot.

Wedge: Lightning? Wasn't she the blonde one from the UK version of 'Gladiators'?

Biggs: What's the UK?

Wedge: I have no idea.

Biggs: Lulu? God, this just gets worse and worse...

Wedge: Zell Dincht... I remember that little cock.

Biggs: Well, I think just reading this list has made me angrier than any one of these little turd bullets.

Wedge: Heads up, Major. Here comes a crew member!

A member of the communications tower staff approaches Biggs and Wedge.

Staff: Sorry guys, we're going to have to cancel. The communications tower is buggered so we can't receive. We've been broadcasting for a while, but we have no idea if it's getting through, or if it's even time for the presentation or not.

Major Biggs turns to Lieutenant Wedge.

Biggs: You prick.

Footage stops.

Award Chocobo: Well, uh... right. Uh, what I'm sure Biggs and Wedge meant to say is... "And the winner is..."

Faris
12-15-2012, 11:15 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Dancer4-Wounded.gif Poor Wedge just can't get a break or a raise.

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:16 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/fireworks.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Angriest Character</span>

The Nominees
Adelbert Steiner - FFIX &middot; Amarant Coral - FFIX &middot; Auron - FFX &middot; Barret Wallace - FFVII &middot; Cid Highwind - FFVII &middot; Lightning - FFXIII &middot; Lulu - FFX &middot; Zell Dincht - FFVIII

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And the winner is...
Barret Wallace
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Psychotic
12-15-2012, 11:19 PM
Aint no gettin offa this anger management course we on.

Formalhaut
12-15-2012, 11:19 PM
Again. Not Cid Highwind?!?!

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:20 PM
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The Nominees
Cait Sith - FFVII &middot; Laguna Loire - FFVIII &middot; Quina Quen - FFIX &middot; Rikku - FFX &middot; Selphie Tilmitt - FFVIII &middot; Yuffie Kisaragi - FFVII &middot; Zidane Tribal - FFIX

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this award...
Refia
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Psychotic
12-15-2012, 11:23 PM
That is one ugly chocobo!

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:24 PM
http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-refia.jpg

Refia: Oh hey, it's me, Refia! I'm supposed to be at my dad Takka's, hammerin' some mythril, but I decided to sneak out and talk to you guys about the happiest FF character!

Final Fantasy has always had some pretty peppy guys and gals boppin' about, and these specimens are not exception. In fact, they are just the friendliest and smilingiest people you'll ever meet! So here's the nominees!

Cait Sith! This robot-cat thing starts if telling fortunes at the Gold Saucer, a huge amusement park. If that isn't just the happiest job in the world, I don't know what is! Cait Sith spends the entire games being super positive and friendly to everyone, even when he sacrifices himself he's cutting jokes. Cait Sith may not be the most trustworthy companion, but he's certainly one of the most happy!

Laguna Loire! Laguna has had a bunch of tough jobs, from soldier to president. However, he never stops having a smile on his face and a good attitude to match! A more empathetic and sensitive character, Laguna manages to go through every little trial with a good attitude. I mean, a guy who helps his wounded friend by tickling has to be fun! Right? Right!?

Quina Quen! Quina's an even man/woman to please. Just toss him/her some food and s/he will be satisifed and will follow you anywhere. Quina's a simple Qu, finsing joy in anything edible. So Quina finds joy in a lot of things. Yes, Quina would even eat Regent Cid int he form of a frog. Eyuch. Anyway, Quina's a simple soul who finds a little bit of deliciousness in each aspect of life.

Rikku! At 15, Rikku has already displayed a very advanced understanding of machinery and other topics. However, she's anything but a no-fun nerd. Rikku is a super happy Al Bhed, spouting out such fun made-up words like ""disasteriffic,"" Rikku manages to turn even the most serious moments into something fun.l Yes, Rikku can make tutorials fun. Even Quistis couldn't do that. So it doesn't matter if you're slaying gods are learning about Sphere Grids, Rikku is always a card to have around.

Selphie Tilmitt! Selphie is a very happy little girl in an adolescent's body. She loves everything: especially trains! Just ask her, she'll sing a fun little diddy for you! Anyway, Selphie's a fun girl to have around, as she always manages to liven the party with her super-sweet carefree attitude. You'll be hard-pressed to find someone more excited than her. And if you do, let me know! I'm pretty sure that person doesn't exist, though.

Yuffie Kisaragi! Yuffie is ceratinly a happy one. I mean, she just wants a bunch of materia in a world covered in it! Even her hard-nosed dad couln't keep track of her. Yuffie is just too cool for school, I guess. Heck, even Sephiroth couldn't break her down. Yuffie may not be the most important person in the game, but she definitely makes it a lot more fun, especially around those serious stick-in-the-muds like CLoud or Vincent. So yeah, Yuffie, one happy lil' ninja!

Zidane Tribal! Zidane is the leading man of his particular game, and he does it with such a friendlky and laidback grace that you have almost as much fun as he is. Not much bothers this guy for long, not even an existential crisis! Anyway, Zidane will be flirtin' everywhere he goes, that lovable gentleman togue of him. He steals your heart with his laidback attitude and cool-as-ice nature. Zidane is always making people feel good and look at the bright side of things. In short, Zidane is one happy dude.

So there's the happiest FF characters? But who's the happiest? Well, it's time to find out. The winner is...

Faris
12-15-2012, 11:28 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/FarisDress3.png I'd be happy too if I didn't have to wear this annoying dress.

smittenkitten
12-15-2012, 11:29 PM
Teeehehehehehehe.... I got excited.

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:29 PM
http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/refiahappiest-s.png
Refia opens up the envelope for Happiest Character Photographer: Luran-V (http://luran-v.deviantart.com/)

Psychotic
12-15-2012, 11:31 PM
Refia looks a lot better than that chocobo!

smittenkitten
12-15-2012, 11:31 PM
Nice colours in the artwork ooooo <3

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:31 PM
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The Nominees
Cait Sith - FFVII &middot; Laguna Loire - FFVIII &middot; Quina Quen - FFIX &middot; Rikku - FFX &middot; Selphie Tilmitt - FFVIII &middot; Yuffie Kisaragi - FFVII &middot; Zidane Tribal - FFIX

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And the winner is...
Selphie Tilmitt
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smittenkitten
12-15-2012, 11:32 PM
Yay Selphie won lets spread peace and joy together! :kaocheer:

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:33 PM
http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/selphie-s.png
A black & white shot of Selphie with her brand new Ciddie! Photographer: Luran-V (http://luran-v.deviantart.com/)

Award Cactuar
12-15-2012, 11:34 PM
Two great pieces of art in a row from Luran-V!

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:37 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Evilest Character</span>

The Nominees
Cait Sith - FFVII &middot; Emperor Mateus - FFII &middot; Exdeath - FFV &middot; Kefka Palazzo - FFVI &middot; Kuja - FFIX &middot; Sephiroth - FFVII &middot; Seymour Guado - FFX &middot; Vayne Carudas Solidor - FFXII

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this award...
Dr. Shantotto
with Ajido-Marujido
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Psychotic
12-15-2012, 11:41 PM
Just what is Shantotto a doctor in?

I imagine Kefka's gonna win, but I'm rooting for Kuja!

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:42 PM
Dr. Shantotto: Who is the evilest charactaru in Final Fantasy? Take a look and we shall see! Oh-ho-ho~!

Dr. Shantotto glances over a list of nominees, checking the other side of the paper.

Dr. Shantotto: Wait, what? I am not presentaru? What the smurfy-wurfy is this troutaru?

Ajido-Marujido: Cait Sith...

Dr. Shantotto: In feline form, evil inherent? What could be more self-apparent?

Ajido-Marujido: Emperor Mateus...

Dr. Shantotto: A chessmaster, brilliant, without peer, the Emperor is one to fear

Ajido-Marujido: Exdeath...

Dr. Shantotto: A frightful foe he would be, were he not a smurfing tree

Ajido-Marujido: Kefka Palazzo...

Dr. Shantotto: Son of a submariner! An evil clown? Who better to burn the whole world down?

Ajido-Marujido: Kuja...

Dr. Shantotto: An avatar of all that's wrong, if not the man, there's still his thong.

Ajido-Marujido: Sephiroth...

Dr. Shantotto: As a foe he's rather aggravating, but that sword is overcompensating.

Ajido-Marujido: Seymour Guado...

Dr. Shantotto: A nihilist! I am beshrewn. Say what you will of tyrant's tenets, sir; it seeks to stand philosophy and politic, not void. And let it be noted that wildlife kept, amphibious rodent, in domestic walls, is retrograde to right and civil laws.

Ajido-Marujido: ...and Vayne Carudas Solidor.

Dr. Shantotto: What calamity will Solidor bring in his bid to be the Dynast King?

◄Excitement►! ◄fun►! ◄Water► ◄inside► ◄trousers►! Check your anticipatory escalation, the time is nigh for the winner's revalation...

The Man
12-15-2012, 11:42 PM
If this isn't Kefka or Emperor Mateus I will eat my hat.

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:43 PM
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The Nominees
Cait Sith - FFVII &middot; Emperor Mateus - FFII &middot; Exdeath - FFV &middot; Kefka Palazzo - FFVI &middot; Kuja - FFIX &middot; Sephiroth - FFVII &middot; Seymour Guado - FFX &middot; Vayne Carudas Solidor - FFXII

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And the winner is...
Kefka Palazzo
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Lonely Paper Star
12-15-2012, 11:44 PM
.... What an award-winning face. XD

Pike
12-15-2012, 11:45 PM
YEEEESSSS KEFKA

The Man
12-15-2012, 11:45 PM
And no one is surprised. Well earned. :monster:

Faris
12-15-2012, 11:45 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/FarisDress2.png Ah Kuja, he's the reason we're afraid of clowns.

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:45 PM
http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/kefka-s.png
Kefka, clearly delighted with his win! Photographer: IllusionedTime (http://illusionedtime.deviantart.com/)

Agent Proto
12-15-2012, 11:47 PM
It's a known fact. Kefka > Sephiroth

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/314/b/f/kefka_is_better_than_sephiroth_by_crowmaiden-d11nk47.png

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:49 PM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Nicest Character</span>

The Nominees
Aeris Gainsborough - FFVII &middot; Oerba Dia Vanille - FFXIII &middot; Rikku - FFX &middot; Rosa Farrell - FFIV &middot; Selphie Tilmitt - FFVIII &middot; Tifa Lockhart - FFVII &middot; Vivi Ornitier - FFIX &middot; Yuna - FFX

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this award...
Kimahri Ronso
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The Man
12-15-2012, 11:51 PM
No idea who's going to win this one :<

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:51 PM
Kimahri Ronso: Kimahri Ronso present award in association with Hero Drink, the great beverage made from the ice of Fayth scar. Kimahri happy that he has nice characters to meet with. A true Ronso does not seek war or power, but kind words. The people nominated today shine bright, as people must be.

Audience yawns loudly.

Kimahri: The first character is my old friend, Yuna. It is guardian’s job to protect the summoner, but Yuna manages to protect Kimahri as well whi-

Yenke Ronso: Bwhahaha. That is because elder Kimahri is useless in battle. Useless! Useless! What the matter Kimahri? No player ever use you? Is that because you have no Ronso talent? Kimahri start in centre of grid. Kimahri therefore bad at fighting. Hahaha!

Security arrives in the form of the angels from the final battle of VIII and escorts Garik away

Kimahri shakes head slowly

Kimahri: Kimahri sorry. Kimahri continue. I remember fighting on Highbridge. The battle was long and hard. Ronso prowess no match for Seymour. But then, Yuna came back. This is why Yuna is nominated, for coming back to me. I hear Selphie Tilmitt is reckless, like Lian and Ayde when they search for Elder horn. However, within that is a kind, loving character. As is Rikku. When I first look at Rikku, I shook head slowly. But now, Rikku is a friend. Rikku mix items to help Kimahri relax. She uses ancient Al Bhed plant known as Syneziyhy and smoking it is pleasant. Kimahri grateful.

Rikku looks nervous and hastily shrinks down in her chair.

Kimahri: Aeris Gainsborough is also a nice character. She tends to plants, and Ronso share deep connection to plant life, even in harsh Gagazet peaks, the Galbana lily thrives. It is the symbol of hope. Aeris is a friend of the Ronso. Tifa too. Many time Tifa give up her free time to help Kimahri train, and the Ronso are thankful for her combat lessons.

Vivi is nice as well. Despite wielding fierce magic, I remember Vivi as a shy child. Look how he has grown. Remember back last year. Annual talent show and Vivi could not perform Firaga due to nerves. Look at him now. Kind and brave. Like Ronso. I had doubts on our next character. Vanille at first is loud, brash and has voice like strangled kitten. But somewhere inside of her, I see a fire that would melt Gagazet. Vanille is kind but not afraid to be stubborn, and is a good choice of victor. Finally, Rosa Farrell is a white mage. This makes her kind. White mages have compassion for others and tend to sick. This is why female Ronso are highly privileged. My female assistant I have with me on Gagazet is of their ilk. Her kindness to Rydia in Mt Hobs is commendable. She is worthy of winning this award as well.

Audience falls asleep.

Kimahri: Kimahri not forced to speak in long time. Kimahri tired. The winner of Nicest Character is here...

Futan
12-15-2012, 11:51 PM
Who did that Shantotto speech? XD

Goldenboko
12-15-2012, 11:52 PM
<3 kimahri!

Award Tonberry
12-15-2012, 11:52 PM
I Tonberry-Ronso.

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:53 PM
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The Nominees
Aeris Gainsborough - FFVII &middot; Oerba Dia Vanille - FFXIII &middot; Rikku - FFX &middot; Rosa Farrell - FFIV &middot; Selphie Tilmitt - FFVIII &middot; Tifa Lockhart - FFVII &middot; Vivi Ornitier - FFIX &middot; Yuna - FFX

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And the winner is...
Aeris Gainsborough
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DrAssenov
12-15-2012, 11:54 PM
Yes! I'm so glad she won!:)

Award Tonberry
12-15-2012, 11:54 PM
Yes! I'm so glad she won!:)

Award Tonberry Ronso glad you glad.

Formalhaut
12-15-2012, 11:55 PM
I love Kimahri.

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:55 PM
http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/aeris-s.png
Aeris phases into her 'living form' to accept her Ciddie. Photographer: OMG-L3NA (http://omg-l3na.deviantart.com/)

The Man
12-15-2012, 11:55 PM
I guess that should have been the obvious prediction and I don't know why I didn't think of it; nicely done :monster:

Pike
12-15-2012, 11:58 PM
Aww Aeris is so cute as she accepts her Ciddie :3

Award Chocobo
12-15-2012, 11:59 PM
Award Chocobo: Did I hear someone mention Kuja recently? Wark! You're in luck! I've been handed a photograph of Kuja taken while he stepped down the red carpet! Wait, it is a 'he', right!? It's been a long time since I was last in Gaia IX, but I'm certain Kuja's a guy! Oh my! Looks like he's happy to dress up to the nines for events, alright! Kweh!


http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/kuja-s.png
Kuja, all glamoured up for the awards! Photographer: Alias-Hugo (http://alias-hugo.deviantart.com/)

Agent Proto
12-16-2012, 12:00 AM
He's... a very pretty man. :erm:

The Man
12-16-2012, 12:00 AM
Kuja-la-la-la!

(I have a feeling maybe only about two people will get this reference)

Futan
12-16-2012, 12:01 AM
Kuja has disturbingly fantastic hips. :freak:

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:01 AM
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The Nominees
Auron - FFX &middot; Cloud Strife - FFVII &middot; Sazh Katzroy - FFXIII &middot; Sephiroth - FFVII &middot; Terra Branford - FFVI &middot; Vivi Ornitier - FFIX &middot; Yuna - FFX &middot; Zack Fair - FFVII:CC

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Fighter & Black Mage
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Psychotic
12-16-2012, 12:02 AM
Halfway done, Award Bird... and it took five hours! 5 AM finish? :eek:

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:02 AM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/internet/ffspeech1.jpg

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/internet/FFspeech2.jpg

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/internet/FFspeech3.jpg

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/internet/FF_3b.jpg

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/internet/FFspeech4.jpg

Black Mage & Figthter: And the winner is...

Faris
12-16-2012, 12:02 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/Faris/Faris2Shock.gif What kind of outfit is that for a man?

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:04 AM
<div style="max-width:1000px; text-align:center; background:#000 url(images/flames.jpg) no-repeat 130% 100%; color:#eee; box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -webkit-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; -moz-box-shadow:0 0 5px black; border-radius:10px; moz-border-radius:10px; border:3px solid white; margin:20px; padding:10px;"><span style="font:bold 220% Calibri, 'Trebuchet MS', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color:#f00;">Best Story</span>

The Nominees
Auron - FFX &middot; Cloud Strife - FFVII &middot; Sazh Katzroy - FFXIII &middot; Sephiroth - FFVII &middot; Terra Branford - FFVI &middot; Vivi Ornitier - FFIX &middot; Yuna - FFX &middot; Zack Fair - FFVII:CC

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And the winner is...
Zack Fair
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Hollycat
12-16-2012, 12:05 AM
I am happy with this result. All is right with the world.

Formalhaut
12-16-2012, 12:05 AM
*Throws prediction post into the interdimensional rift*

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:06 AM
http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/ffviitable-s.png
Zack: Still struggling to perfect the art of phasing in! Photographer: Dragona15 (http://dragona15.deviantart.com/)

Pike
12-16-2012, 12:07 AM
Zack Fair & HC: Most Likely to Get Together 2013

Laddy
12-16-2012, 12:08 AM
Congratulations to the Retcon. I mean Zack.

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:10 AM
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The Nominees
Ashe B'nargin Dalmasca - FFXII &middot; Balthier - FFXII &middot; Edgar Roni Figaro - FFVI &middot; Lightning - FFXIII &middot; Lulu - FFX &middot; Rydia - FFIV &middot; Setzer Gabbiani - FFVI &middot; Squall Leonhart - FFVIII &middot; Terra Branford - FFVI &middot; Vincent Valentine - FFVII

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this award...
Auron
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Agent Proto
12-16-2012, 12:10 AM
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/002/c/5/motivational__puppy_zack_by_kisagami_sama-d369dz4.jpg

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:10 AM
Auron: Being dressed for success... A simple, yet difficult task. Through-out my life I've seen what many people consider "stylish" and "cool." Who the they trying to fool? Black leather doesn't make you a badass. A suit of silver armor, especially one coated with rust, doesn't make you more noble. A shiny vest to show of odd, deformed abbs doesn't make you any stronger. Tell me, is this really the style of today? Do people put this stuff on in the morning and feel confident? If this is the way of today, please, send me to the Farplane now, this world is beyond saving.

Wakka, shouting from table: You're just angry because Vincent got nominated and you didn't!

Auron twitches.

Rikku: Don't you two, like, wear the same clothes?

Auron staggers back a step.

Wakka: Yeah, they must be in a club or something. Makes you wonder why they didn't get nominated for this one together, ya?

Lulu: Shut up and let him finish his presentation speech!

Auron composes himself.

Auron: Real style isn't determined by what you wear. That is a shallow misconception. No, REAL style is how you wear it. Remind me, whose story this is again? Is this the clothes story? Or is this your story? I don't think there is a single person in this room who could answer this question better than the person I have in mind. The Ciddie for Best Dressed Character goes to...

Award Cactuar
12-16-2012, 12:11 AM
You'd think Auron would be a strong contender for this award.

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:12 AM
http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/auron-s.png
Auron was never the kind of guy to enjoy being interrupted. Photographer: Pete for President (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/25040.html)

Hollycat
12-16-2012, 12:13 AM
Zack Fair & HC: Most Likely to Get Together 2013

It's j-just a bromance, I swear it!

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:13 AM
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The Nominees
Ashe B'nargin Dalmasca - FFXII &middot; Balthier - FFXII &middot; Edgar Roni Figaro - FFVI &middot; Lightning - FFXIII &middot; Lulu - FFX &middot; Rydia - FFIV &middot; Setzer Gabbiani - FFVI &middot; Squall Leonhart - FFVIII &middot; Terra Branford - FFVI &middot; Vincent Valentine - FFVII

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And the winner is...
Vincent Valentine
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Pike
12-16-2012, 12:14 AM
ahahaha the caption for that pic. xD

Formalhaut
12-16-2012, 12:15 AM
Apparently emo fashion is all the rage on EoFF.

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:15 AM
Raijin: Heya, everyone! Thanks for being here for the Ciddies celebrating the 25th anniversary of Final Fantasy! It's a pretty big deal, ya know?

Fujin: AFFIRMATIVE.

Raijin: Tonight we've been chosen to present a Ciddie to the characater you believe has the best dialogue! There are lots of great characters, ya know? Let's get to it! We've even got some voice clips from them to put over the speakers, ya know?

Fujin: BALTHIER.

Raijin: The smooth talking sky pirate from Ivalice. We all know who the REAL leading man is, ya know?

Voice Clip: "Your mistakes were twofold, I'm afraid. You sprung your trap without looking to see if the game you hunted was the one you'd snare, and you sold me short. I'm no thief; I'm a sky pirate."

Fujin: BARRET.

Raijin: He has the mouth of a sailor and sometimes an outfit to match, ya know?

Fujin: !@#%*

Voice Clip: "Wuddup, fool?! It's Barret! I AM the man! Oil, Cloud! I just found the biggest, damn oil field you ever seen! Surveyin's done, so I should be able to get out there and see Marlene soon. You let her know, alright Spiky?!"

Fujin: CID.

Raijin: Cid Highwind dreams of being the first man in space! There's more than one loud mouth in Final Fantasy 7, ya know?

Voice Clip: "This's gonna be a big splash. Hold on to your drawers, an' don't piss in 'em!!"

Fujin: KEFKA.

Raijin: This is one crazy clown, ya know? I wouldn't wanna be in his posse....

Fujin: AGREED.

Voice Clip: "Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!"

Fujin: SAZH.

Raijin: The loving father and funny man of Final Fantasy 13! He's great with pistols. I wonder what it's like to have a bird in your head, ya know?

Fujin: ...

Voice Clip: "All this dampness is damp."

Fujin: TELLAH.

Raijin: He's a wise old man, but his age has made him forget some of his spells. He's passionate about the people close to him but he has a short temper! Hey, I know someone like that....

Fujin kicks Raijin in the shin.

Raijin: OUUUCHH!

Voice Clip: "You spoony bard!"

Fujin: TIDUS.

Raijin: He's a nice guy with deep feelings about his father and he desires to return to Zanarkand. I like his fiery attitude and his touching moments, ya know?

Voice Clip: "I hate you. I hated you so much. I always wished you'd be gone. But deep down, what I really wanted was just...your approval. For you to...tell me that I've grown strong. That's all I ever wanted."

Fujin: YUNA.

Raijin: She's a very sweet girl, ya know? Her best dialogue comes in times of hardship. Check out how she ends that first sentence, ya know?

Voice Clip: "You say it's your story, but it's my story, too, you know? It would be so easy...to let my fate just carry me away...following this same path my whole life through. But I know...I can't. What I do, I do... with no regrets."

Raijin: So there you have it guys! Those are your 8 finalists......Hang on a sec! Why isn't Seifer on this list, ya know!?

Fujin: RAGE.

Raijin: Ah, well, he's our winner, ya know? As for the Ciddie, well... the winner is...

Psychotic
12-16-2012, 12:16 AM
I do love Vincent's lovely crocheted maroon headband.

Laddy
12-16-2012, 12:17 AM
Balthier deserves this. No question.

Formalhaut
12-16-2012, 12:18 AM
Balthier deserves this. No question.

You are my new best friend.

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:18 AM
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The Nominees
Balthier - FFXII &middot; Barret Wallace - FFVII &middot; Cid Highwind - FFVII &middot; Kefka Palazzo - FFVI &middot; Sazh Katzroy - FFXIII &middot; Tellah - FFIV &middot; Tidus - FFX &middot; Yuna - FFX

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And the winner is...
Cid Highwind
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Pike
12-16-2012, 12:18 AM
Cid's face xD

Memoire
12-16-2012, 12:19 AM
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Futan
12-16-2012, 12:20 AM
Damn. Thought Balthier was a shoe in for that. :-/

Alsosilverdoesn'trust,ittarnishes,Auron.

The Man
12-16-2012, 12:21 AM
Cid is a good choice and all, but nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison :<

DrAssenov
12-16-2012, 12:21 AM
Damn. Thought Balthier was a shoe in for that. :-/

Alsosilverdoesn'trust,ittarnishes,Auron.


Yeah, he was so witty and suave in FFXII!

Formalhaut
12-16-2012, 12:22 AM
hang on! Swear words and symbols like @#!?& don't count as dialogue! Harrumph!

Agent Proto
12-16-2012, 12:23 AM
Yes it does.

Futan
12-16-2012, 12:24 AM
Well Balthier has to win Best Voice. This is rigged otherwise! :p

Formalhaut
12-16-2012, 12:24 AM
Yeah well... Balthier should have won... :mad:

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:25 AM
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The Nominees
Auron - FFX &middot; Balthier - FFXII &middot; Caius Ballad - FFXIII-2 &middot; Lightning - FFXIII &middot; Sazh Katzroy - FFXIII &middot; Snow Villiers - FFXIII &middot; Wakka - FFX

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this award...
Garnet & Zidane
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Zidane and Garnet from Gaia IX walk together onstage to the podium for their speech on Best Voice.

Zidane: The Gods started up the requirement for great, epic adventures within the Final Fantasy Multiverse a mere 25 years ago, and during the early years, voices in Final Fantasy worlds were largely unheard of.

Garnet: Exactly, and voices in Final Fantasy had not started until the tenth legend - in 2001!

Zidane: Since then, voices have been a feature in later Final Fantasy tales. We're here to present the award for Best Voice award!.

Garnet: You're right. Isn't it horrible that the game we're both in didn't feature voices, Zidane?

Zidane: I know! I bet your voice would be totally babe-alicious, Dagger!

Garnet: *blushes* You would have a cute voice yourself, Zidane.

Zidane: No way, mine would be bad ass and awesome.

Garnet: But not as masculine as our first nominee from Final Fantasy X, Auron.

Zidane: Puh-lease, Dagger! His voice is nothing compared to the smooth voice of Ivalice's sky pirate, Balthier. If I had a voice, mine would sound just like his! Except much more sexier. *nudges Garnet*

Garnet: Zidane, please. Anyway, our next nominee is from Gran Pulse - Caius Ballad. He has a very nice voice from what I've heard.

Zidane: But not nicer than our next nominee Lightning, who has one of the sexiest voices in the FF Multiverse. I could listen to her all day.

Garnet: What about mine?

Zidane: Dagger, you don't have a voice!

Garnet: I lost my voice at one point, yes, but I do have a voice.

Zidane: In my head, you have the best voice, my dear.

Garnet: Moving along, our next nominee is Sazh Katzroy.

Zidane: Now there's a voice that's smooth and easy on the ears. I gotta love me a strong, soulful voice. He and our following nominee are from the same world. Next up is Snow Villiers. I've got one word to say about him.

Garnet: Please do share with us, Zidane.[/B]

Zidane: Why certainly, Dagger. *clears throat* STEELGUARD!

Garnet: *facepalms* And finally, our last nominee is Wakka from Spira.

Zidane: What a great cast of nominees for Best Voice! I can't wait to find out who wins!

Garnet: Neither can I. I have the envelope right here with me, so let's see who won?

Garnet & Zidane: And the winner goes to...

The Man
12-16-2012, 12:31 AM
Auron.

Granted, I haven't played XII or XIII, but he's the only FF character I've heard whose voice was actually good.

Depression Moon
12-16-2012, 12:32 AM
Award Chocobo:

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/kuja-s.png
Kuja, all glamoured up for the awards! Photographer: Alias-Hugo (http://alias-hugo.deviantart.com/)


Isn't that Maria from II?

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:32 AM
http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/zidanegarnetbestvoice-s.png
Zidane appeared to be nursing a nasty injury during his Best Voice presentation with Garnet. Photographer: SummonerDagger88 (http://summonerdagger88.deviantart.com/)

Agent Proto
12-16-2012, 12:33 AM
Apparently Garnet didn't like it when he was "escorting" Rydia earlier.

Faris
12-16-2012, 12:34 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/FarisDress2.png Dawww, the cutest couple :love:

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:35 AM
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The Nominees
Auron - FFX &middot; Balthier - FFXII &middot; Caius Ballad - FFXIII-2 &middot; Lightning - FFXIII &middot; Sazh Katzroy - FFXIII &middot; Snow Villiers - FFXIII &middot; Wakka - FFX

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And the winner is...
Auron
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The Man
12-16-2012, 12:35 AM
The right person won :monster:

Futan
12-16-2012, 12:37 AM
Okay, I actually kind of agree with that. :x Balthier DID have the best dialogue but I think Auron does have a better voice. :-/ Not rigged. >___>

Leen-Leen
12-16-2012, 12:38 AM
Aww yeah! Sing to me, Auron :D

Agent Proto
12-16-2012, 12:38 AM
Relevant.

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/204/0/1/story_by_amandakitswell-d41eycn.jpg

Faris
12-16-2012, 12:39 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/FarisDress2.png I hope the tallies are posted after all this is done. It will be very interesting to see them and close calls.

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:40 AM
Award Chocobo: Thanks, Garnet and Zidane! Speaking of Garnet, she was pictured earlier on having a good laugh with her Gaia IX pals on the red carpet. Have a look!


http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/ffixgirls-s.png
Garnet, Eiko and Beatrix enjoy each other's company while they wait for the airship problem to be resolved. Photographer: DarkRinoa88 (http://darkrinoa88.deviantart.com/)

Pike
12-16-2012, 12:48 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/FarisDress2.png I hope the tallies are posted after all this is done. It will be very interesting to see them and close calls.

Agreed :o

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:48 AM
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The Nominees
Aeris Gainsborough - FFVII &middot; Eiko Carol - FFIX &middot; Garnet Til Alexandros XVII - FFIX &middot; Oerba Dia Vanille - FFXIII &middot; Relm Arrowny - FFVI &middot; Rikku - FFX &middot; Rydia - FFIV &middot; Selphie Tilmitt - FFVIII

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this award...
Don Corneo
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Don Corneo: Woohoo! It's time for the Cutest Female award, yeowza! And who better to judge the nominations than yours truly, the connoisseur of love, the capo of cuties...the Don himself! Woohoo! That's right pussycats, Corneo is here and he's going to be taking one of you lovelies home with him to... ah... wait. No. I can't do this. Who am I kidding. Look Skotch, Kotch, I'm grateful that you invited me here for this, even if it meant coming to this opera place. And I know what you're trying to do. But it's just not the same anymore. I'm not the same. Ever since... that incident long ago...

Look, my fellow characters, i'm sorry for holding up your ceremony and everything, but it's been a difficult time for me, you know. Let me tell you my sad tale...

...


...


...


...and they just don't do it for me anymore. Not like they used to. I mean- What? What do you mean shut up, you don't care?! Do you know who you're talking to here?! Oh what's the use. Let's just get this over with. Come on, line 'em up in front of me so I can go back home to Sector 6. Woo hoo lovely women who have we got first yadda yadda ect ect.

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-aeris.jpghttp://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-garnet.gifhttp://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-rydia.jpg

Hmmm---Hmmmmmm! Yes this is... no, it isn't. Seriously guys. I mean look, don't get me wrong, they're all perfectly cute, but they're just not what I'm looking for these days. I mean for starters, Aeris? Really? I already turned her down once for something better, so why would you bring her to me again? And Garnet and Rydia... I mean I'm not saying they're bad, but couldn't you have found someone with broader shoulders? Just a tint of facial hair? No? Ugh. Send them away, bring in the next lot.

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-rikku.pnghttp://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-selphie.png

Oooh boy. I'm actually kind of depressed. Looking at these two fine, energetic young cuties reminds me of my old self. The me who would have commit heinous crimes to make one of these fine young specimens spend the night in my bed chamber. I can see the looks they're getting from some of the audience and... that used to be me. No, no. Remove them from my sight. Let's hurry and get this over with. Who else have we got?

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-relm.jpghttp://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-eiko.jpg

...?! Wait, what? Are you serious? Christ, I know I said I used to be the type of guy who would commit a crime but not THAT! What are you doing bringing these two out here in front of me? You do realise who I am don't you? Good god, people. No, no girls. It's not you. You're both very lovely. Please don't cry. Go on, go home. Hoooo boy. Could this day actually get any worse?

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-vanille.png

...Ew. What. No. Oh god. Please, stop talking. Look girly, I'm a mobster, I know bad people and I can do bad thin-UGH. For the love of god, shut up! What is that accent? OH GOD. SOMEONE PLEASE GET HER AWAY FROM ME.

This whole thing has been a bust. I'm just going to get out of here and go home. I don't know why I even agreed to come to this place. I mean, look at all of you! What right to any of you have to judge other peoples cuteness? Wherever I look, all I can see are the dregs of human soci...

Hmmm? Hmmm--hmmm! Yes... yes! Gya-ha-ha-ha! *furious hip wiggling*

Say, Award Chocobo, you're the guy in charge right? Before you get on with the ceremony, let me ask you a question. Why would a guy like me who hasn't enjoyed any of this so far or any of the women paraded before me suddenly be so happy?

1. Because he's lost his mind.
2. Because he's spotted the "girl" of his dreams.
3. Because he's sure he'll win.

Award Chocobo: Uhm... number two?

Don Corneo: Wooohooo! Exactly!! Yes yes, splendid splendid! Someone bring that fine young pussycat over to me! No, no, that one! Yes her! Come on over, honey!

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/kuja-s.png

Well, well, well!!! This must be the Don's lucky day. You're exactly the kind of healthy young girl I've been looking for ever since that incident. What's your name, baby? "Kuja", you say? Hmmm---hmmm. Yes I understand. Your type of woman always did prefer to use a performance name, right? That's fine with me baby! Why don't you say we get out of this dump and head back to my mansion? I'll treat you just right. And when we get there, what will you do for me? Anything? Well in that case... I want a kiss. A KISS! WOOOOOHOOOO! Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to come here after all! Thanks, everyone! Enjoy your awards! I know I'm going to enjoy my night! Oh, oh, almost forgot - and the winner is...

Pike
12-16-2012, 12:50 AM
Ahahah best speech so far xD

Psychotic
12-16-2012, 12:50 AM
WE DEMAND QUIN

BRING OUT QUIN RIGHT NOW

THIS IS A TRAVESTY TO EoFF JUSTICE

Faris
12-16-2012, 12:51 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/FarisDress3.png Oh dear, I hope there was at least bars or a plexiglass wall between him and the ladies.

DK
12-16-2012, 12:51 AM
Ahahah best speech so far xD

I can assure you it is not. :colbert:

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:54 AM
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The Nominees
Aeris Gainsborough - FFVII &middot; Eiko Carol - FFIX &middot; Garnet Til Alexandros XVII - FFIX &middot; Oerba Dia Vanille - FFXIII &middot; Relm Arrowny - FFVI &middot; Rikku - FFX &middot; Rydia - FFIV &middot; Selphie Tilmitt - FFVIII

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And the winner is...
Garnet Til Alexandros XVII
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Award Cactuar
12-16-2012, 12:56 AM
Oooh, soft.

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 12:56 AM
Oh Kupo!
What a wonderful speech from Miss Serah and Miss Vanille!

I agree! And the outfits are adorable! :D

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 12:57 AM
Award Chocobo: Just one moment while we get someone in to pull Jecht off stage, folks. Won't be long...

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/amquistis1.jpg

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac201/devilsofolympus/ffciddiesh3_zpsf4c974aa.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/amquistis3.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/amquistis4.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/amquistis5.jpg

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http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/amquistis9.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/amquistis10.jpg

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/amquistis11.jpg

Agent Proto
12-16-2012, 12:58 AM
The real winner is Don for leaving with the "woman" of his dreams. ;)

DK
12-16-2012, 12:59 AM
The real winner is Don for leaving with the "woman" of his dreams. ;)

No he didn't. He left with some of lonny bobs sloppy seconds. :irked:

Madame Adequate
12-16-2012, 01:00 AM
BOB RUINS EVERYTHING AGAIN, MORE AT 11

Award Cactuar
12-16-2012, 01:02 AM
I can't decide whether I would prefer to be locked in a room with Tidus or Jecht.

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:02 AM
I still say Aeris x Red XIII or Cloud x Don Corneo were the dream tickets here. :colbert:

Well, don't Cloud and Squall look thrilled!

I voted for that couple! They would make a nice pair! :D

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:03 AM
I still say Aeris x Red XIII or Cloud x Don Corneo were the dream tickets here. :colbert:

Well, don't Cloud and Squall look thrilled!

Cloud looks humiliated but Squall is puckering up :aimkiss:

YES! They should kiss! :)

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:05 AM
Why does Barret look like a black American rapper in this image?

If I remembered from my research, Barret's character design was inspired by Mr. T. He would make a great rapper hands down! :D

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 01:06 AM
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The Nominees
Gau - FFVI &middot; Hope Estheim - FFXIII &middot; Laguna Loire - FFVIII &middot; Tidus - FFX &middot; Vivi Ornitier - FFIX &middot; Zidane Tribal - FFIX

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Ashe & Penelo
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Ten minutes after presenters are expected to arrive with the award....

Ashe: I apologise, denizens of Final Fantasy for my tardiness here tonight, but I had important business to attend to with Al-Cid Margrace regarding the creature rights abuses act. Apparently, Slavens are now a protected species, so Vaan, no more tanned hides for you I’m afraid!

Slight ripple of laughter from audience.

Ashe: As for the whereabouts of my partner, Penelo, I cannot say. I am sure you will all feel sympathetic for dear Penelo, she has gotten into the wrong crowd and the Judge Magisters believe that she is now part of a dangerous organisation known as the Mafia. While these are dark days for Ivalice, let us not dwell on this and instead focus on the awards this evening. I myself have been around several very attractive men, Balthier being just one of them. However, what defines cuteness? Hope Estheim, ladies and gentlemen, perhaps is the epitome of cuteness! Having already modelled for Prada and having that cute, feminine charm, Hope could very well be a winner - and what of Tidus? I hear that Judge Drace has a particular fondness for Tidus and his lovely Spira tan while Laguna Loire is a sexy hunk with a cute side.

Wolf whistles from audience.

Ashe: Oh, Rikku! Stop it, you little animal! We also have Vivi, whose self-doubt and yearning for friendship definitely makes him a contender, while some of the furries in the audience feel Zidane’s tail is the closest they're going to get to living out their cute, kinky fantasies. But that is enough speeches from me. Having already met with Al-Cid I feel like my tongue has already been rammed down my throat, I should probably drink a potion to make my throat better. Anyway, the golden envelope is...

Seconds pass as Ashe frantically searches for envelope, hushed voices in audience

Ashe: This cannot be happening. This is more embarrassing than believing Ondore’s lies!

Penelo: Aha! My nefarious deeds have succeeded once again! First escaping lynch in Dalmasca, now this! "Oh boy," everyone says to Penelo, "you're too boring to be a main character.” Well, ha ha ha! I get the last laugh! Everyone is expecting to know the winner of Cutest Male, no? But they'll only know if you, Ashe, give me half the worth of your kingdom!

Ashe: But what do you have against me!?

Penelo: Simply that you're above me in the party select screen. I have an immense hatred of being last and being at the bottom really sucks. Now hand it over!

Ashe: Well... *sigh* I guess I have no choice... here....

Ashe happens to be carrying 12,100,400 gil, and hands it over!

Penelo: Now thank you for that. Gee. This is heavy... don’t know how Vaan carries all that loot plus equipment plus gil around... sheesh...

Penelo leaves.

Ashe: Sorry for the delay everyone. The winner of cutest male is...

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:07 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/FarisDress2.png Wedge = Wedge. Who knew?

I just plain knew it. It's obvious! :)

Leen-Leen
12-16-2012, 01:08 AM
Gahhh! Go Hope! XD

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 01:10 AM
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The Nominees
Gau - FFVI &middot; Hope Estheim - FFXIII &middot; Laguna Loire - FFVIII &middot; Tidus - FFX &middot; Vivi Ornitier - FFIX &middot; Zidane Tribal - FFIX

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And the winner is...
Vivi Ornitier
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Psychotic
12-16-2012, 01:11 AM
Never was in doubt. I bet Vivi walked this one!

Agent Proto
12-16-2012, 01:12 AM
http://www.deviantart.com/download/11265651/Chibi_Vivi_by_capsicum.jpg

Vivi: I don't want to win.

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 01:13 AM
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The Nominees
Fran - FFXII &middot; Lightning - FFXIII &middot; Lulu - FFX &middot; Quistis Trepe - FFVIII &middot; Rikku - FFX &middot; Rinoa Heartilly - FFVIII &middot; Rydia - FFIV &middot; Tifa Lockhart - FFVII

<div style="padding-top:345px; background:transparent url(images/ffciddies/ciddiebanner.png) no-repeat 50% 10px; text-align:left;">
Please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this award...
Quina Quen
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Pike
12-16-2012, 01:13 AM
Vivi really is freaking adorable.

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 01:14 AM
Quina Quen: I was so delighted when Award Chocobo asked me to do the award for Tastiest Food/Meal. It was an honor for me and I did not want to disappoint him. I have reviewed all the contestants and to make sure it was accurate I had a second helping of each. Here is my review for your enjoyment.

Flan

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-flan.jpg

Flan is a delicacy that is usually served for dessert. I really appreciate dessert since getting through a big dinner can really leave me hungry. This one was pretty good but a little too sweet. Maybe served on top of a deep fried frog would make it better.

Limabean

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-limabean.jpg

I have eaten a lot of beans. More than there are feathers on a chocobo. These beans are green like frogs which I appreciate. They are good as a snack on the go but if I was served these as a meal I would be offended and would probably end up eating the wait staff.

Fufu

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-fufu.jpg

This may not look very good but it has everything I would need. It is savory and hearty and the best thing is that you can eat it with your hands. I find this most effective since it cuts out the middle man. Plus my fork is usually used for fighting monsters trying to steal my food.

Quesadilla Crepe

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-quesadilla.jpg

This savory crepe blends flavors from multiple regions. This is something I appreciate because I am currently in mixed-heritage relationship. :) I thought this would taste more like a taco than it did. I liked it but in the end it only made me want a taco.

Ricotta

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-ricotta.jpg

Like every intelligent thing that ever lived, I love cheese. Ricotta goes best when filling a pasta or bread and I have not really had it plain. After several hand fulls I can say that I am hooked. My next adventure is to try a ricotta filled frog. It would probably be my dream come true.

Romaine Heart lettuce

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-romaine.jpg

I stopped eating leaves after that time I ate poison oak. Plus there is no sport in trying to catch a tree for your dinner. I did try these for this event but I did not like them. Maybe it would have been better in a salad with some bacon, cheese, frog legs, and a whole lot of creamy dressing.

Raita

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-raita.jpg

This item is considered a dip and goes best when you have something to dip in it. I will give you one guess what I used to dip. That's right, frogs! I can not believe you all know me so well. It is like you are all my best friends. Any way, this was delicious and I went through 15 frogs before I got to the bottom of the bowl.

Tofu Lobster

http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/-tofu.jpg

I will have to say that this is an odd combination even for me and I was surprised to find it on the list. After trying 5 or 6 helpings (had to be sure) I can say that it is pretty good. I guess lobster is like frogs since anything goes well with it.

Award Chocobo: Psst! Quina! You're supposed to talk about the nominees for Sexiest Female! Fran, Lightning, Lulu, Quistis, Rikku, Rinoa, Rydia and Tifa!

Quina: I just did! You not listening!? The winner is...

DrAssenov
12-16-2012, 01:14 AM
Vivi is so adorable!

Award Tonberry
12-16-2012, 01:14 AM
Haha. Yes. Quina. Flan should win.

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:16 AM
Ceodore? what is this crap?

It seems that Ceodore is striking his father's pose. Isn't that sweet? Like father like son! :D

Psychotic
12-16-2012, 01:16 AM
Well that was incredible work from the Qu.

Pike
12-16-2012, 01:16 AM
The new best speech.

Agent Proto
12-16-2012, 01:17 AM
Fufu should win!

DrAssenov
12-16-2012, 01:18 AM
The new best speech.


Agreed. The food/female name parallels are well done.

Faris
12-16-2012, 01:18 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Faris-Toad-Walk.gif Quina, the nominees aren't food!

Pike
12-16-2012, 01:19 AM
Loving all these newer members that are joining us for this! I hope some of them stick around :D

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:20 AM
What an insanely random trio!

I agree! I enjoyed the entertainment. Poor Emperor. :)

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 01:21 AM
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The Nominees
Fran - FFXII &middot; Lightning - FFXIII &middot; Lulu - FFX &middot; Quistis Trepe - FFVIII &middot; Rikku - FFX &middot; Rinoa Heartilly - FFVIII &middot; Rydia - FFIV &middot; Tifa Lockhart - FFVII

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And the winner is...
Tifa Lockhart
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Psychotic
12-16-2012, 01:21 AM
TOFU LOBSTER!

DrAssenov
12-16-2012, 01:21 AM
Loving all these newer members that are joining us for this! I hope some of them stick around :D


Yay! I feel welcomed! This place seems kinda fun to hang out ;P

Agent Proto
12-16-2012, 01:22 AM
http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/346/2/b/tifa_lockhart__the_local_bartender_painting_by_hareo_badman-d5ntf05.jpg

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:23 AM
Heidegger... YEAH!! :D

Pike
12-16-2012, 01:24 AM
I don't think anyone is surprised by Tifa's win here...

Citizen Bleys
12-16-2012, 01:25 AM
http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/346/2/b/tifa_lockhart__the_local_bartender_painting_by_hareo_badman-d5ntf05.jpg

FTFY

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:25 AM
Damn it again! Not Bartz? Seriously, who are you guys voting for these days...

I voted for Bartz! He makes a great Chocobo Rider! He's been riding on Boko all his life! He should get that Ciddie! D:

Leen-Leen
12-16-2012, 01:26 AM
YAYY TIFA! YUMM TOFU LOBSTER!

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:26 AM
Award Chocobo: Another picture from the red carpet, folks!


http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/terra-s.png
Terra graces the carpet, caught here in a monochrome shot. Photographer: IllusionedTime (http://illusionedtime.deviantart.com/)


Oh Terra! I love your dress! So pretty! :D

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:27 AM
Jecht is a creeper.

As always, like a badass. :)

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 01:30 AM
http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/tifa-s.png
Tifa Lockhart with her Ciddie! Photographer: Luran-V (http://luran-v.deviantart.com/)

Award Chocobo: A sexy lady always gets a lot of photos!


http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/ffciddies/tifa2-s.png
Tifa Lockhart with her Ciddie, again! Photographer: DarkRinoa88 (http://darkrinoa88.deviantart.com/)

smittenkitten
12-16-2012, 01:34 AM
Yay go Tifa the sexiest of them all! *punches air*

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 01:34 AM
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The Nominees
Auron - FFX &middot; Balthier - FFXII &middot; Bartz Klauser - FFV &middot; Basch fon Ronsenburg - FFXII &middot; Cloud Strife - FFVII &middot; Edgar Roni Figaro - FFVI &middot; Squall Leonhart - FFVIII &middot; Zack Fair - FFVII:CC

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Paine, Rikku & Yuna
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</div></div>


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/LadyLuck.jpg

Yuna: Hay guuurrrrrrrlllls what's going on?!

Rikku: YUNA IS SOOOO PRETTY! :love:

Yuna: We all look like sexy muffins!!!

Paine: Uhm, guys we're here for a reason and everyone is watching...

Rikku: To put on a show?!! Sing Yunie!!

Paine: NO NO NO! We're here to present the nominees for Sexiest Male -_-;;

Yuna: Ooooooooooohhhh... Who are the nominees? I want to see some hot studs!!!

Paine: ...Read the teleprompter! Also, we may need microphones so that everyone can hear us.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Songstress.jpg

Yuna: Can everyone hear us?!!

Rikku: This microphone looks like an ice cream cone!

Yuna: Whoaaaaa, I never noticed that before. I wonder if they taste like anything!

Paine: Will you two focus! Also that's not food...

Rikku: Owie, my teeth!

Paine: Bitch, what did I tell you? Read the teleprompter!!

Yuna & Rikku: ooooooooooh...

All three: The nominees for Sexiest Male are....

Yuna & Rikku: You read the names Paine! You're good at reading things!

Paine: *sigh* First is... Auron from Final Fantasy X

Yuna & Rikku: EWWWWWWWW He's old!! And... like... dead or something.

Paine: Oh come on you two, if you had to be some old guy's love kitten it would totally be him. He's soooo mysterious :heart:_:heart:

Yuna: He's like the dad of the group. Ew, just go to the next guy! I want to see some hotties!

Rikku: MONKEY!

Paine: No, Rikku... Next is Balthier from Final Fantasy XII

Yuna & Rikku: OOoooohhh :drool:

Yuna: He can steal my treasure any day!

Rikku: I will be a bunny for him any day! :mymelomfg:

Paine: He is quite smashing, yes. Next is Bartz Klauser from Final Fantasy V

Yuna & Rikku: Meh!

Yuna: He's a bit scrawny...

Rikku: Wasn't his name originally Butz? That worries me...

Yuna: Yeah! and he toooootttaaaaallllly found some dude hot

Paine: Dude turned out to be a chick, didn't you play past the first 10 minutes?

Yuna: A butterfly flew in and I forgot what I was doing.

Paine: Why do I hang out with you air heads? Anyway Basch fon Ronsenburg from Final Fantasy XII

Yuna & Rikku: Because you love usssss! Another old dude, NEXT!!

Paine: You two are so judgemental, that stubble can take me home every night 24/7

Yuna & Rikku: Paine is into old dudes! Paine is into old dudes!!

Paine: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! What do you two think of Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII?

Rikku: ooooooh, he has a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig sword. It's shiny too :whaaa:

Yuna: It's deeefinitely compensating for something but he's so mysterious and dreamy...

Paine: Awwwww yyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh he and I can compare swords any day!

Yuna: :eyebrow:

Paine: ...bitch don't judge me. See?! I have a big sword too! See?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Painesword.jpg

Yuna: It's not that big.

Paine: Quiet, you... Edgar Roni Figaro from Final Fantasy VI

Rikku: Heeeeeeyyyyy where did the shiny go?!!!!!??? :(:(:(:(

Paine: You were staring the entire time? -_-

Rikku: Shiny gone :(

Paine: Well check out Edgar, shiny sword man will be back later.

Rikku: OKAYYYY!! Oooooh, he has a cape, does that mean he's Superman?! ...!! DOES HE FLY?! :eek:

Yuna: Maybe he's like Batman and Batman is super rich!

Yuna & Rikku: Either way he's super dreamy~

Paine: :erm:... You guys are dumb. Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy VIII. Now there's a sexy muffin man sword.

Yuna: He kind of reminds me of you Paine. With the whole black leather thing. What is with that anyway? It's weird and doesn't that like... make it harder to move?

Rikku: HIS SWORD GOES PEW PEW!!

Paine: At least I don't dress like a slut!

Yuna: Hey, that was mean!! :crying:

Rikku: Noooo Yunie is crying! :crying:

Paine: Please stop crying. This leather is giving me a wedgie and putting off my mood. I didn't mean it!

Yuna & Rikku: :crying:

Paine: Uhm... here, look! Big shiny is back thanks to Zack Fair From Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core

Yuna & Rikku: oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh :whaaa::whaaa:

Paine: Phew, dodged that one.

Tidus: HEEEEEYYYY Why wasn't I nominated for this? Yuna thinks I'm sexy!

Paine: Tidus, you look like Meg Ryan

Tidus: :( A sexy androgynous Meg Ryan?

Paine: *sigh* Sure, whatever...

Wakka: You bitches be crazy! Play more Blitzball!

Paine: ...Can I go home now? Oh, right, the envelope. And the winner is...

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:36 AM
Such anger Rusty!

what did you expect? He just got ran over by a chocobo.

LOL :D

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 01:37 AM
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The Nominees
Auron - FFX &middot; Balthier - FFXII &middot; Bartz Klauser - FFV &middot; Basch fon Ronsenburg - FFXII &middot; Cloud Strife - FFVII &middot; Edgar Roni Figaro - FFVI &middot; Squall Leonhart - FFVIII &middot; Zack Fair - FFVII:CC

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And the winner is...
Balthier
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</div></div>

Psychotic
12-16-2012, 01:37 AM
Haha look at Paine doing a :colbert:

We need to make a :painebert:

Award Cactuar
12-16-2012, 01:37 AM
Oh, that'll please the army of fans he seems to has on here!

smittenkitten
12-16-2012, 01:38 AM
Oooooh yeah Balthier baby! :kaoclove:

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:38 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Dancer4-Wounded.gif Quick! A commercial break!

d15qmRzn2Pc

Ha, so funny! I love it how the Moogle is in charge! :D

smittenkitten
12-16-2012, 01:39 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Dancer4-Wounded.gif Quick! A commercial break!

d15qmRzn2Pc

Ha, so funny! I love it how the Moogle is in charge! :D

I can't watching it and I still laugh after the 10th time ahaha Mog is like a little Don Corneo. ^^

Formalhaut
12-16-2012, 01:39 AM
Balthier is just awesome. Well deserved win!

Faris
12-16-2012, 01:40 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/FarisDress3.png Wow. I don't think I'd be able to play through a game with them being the main cast.

38443 Arrr... what is this world a comin' to?

Award Chocobo
12-16-2012, 01:40 AM
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The Nominees
Clash of the Gardens - FFVIII &middot; Death of Aeris - FFVII &middot; End of an Era - FFXIV &middot; Squall and Rinoa in Space - FFVIII &middot; The Opera House - FFVI &middot; Tidus & Yuna Love Scene - FFX &middot; Tidus Disappears - FFX &middot; You're Not Alone sequence - FFIX

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Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Cloud, Squall, Tidus & Zidane
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So We have to present the best moment award... well this one will be easy, this forum loves space so....






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NO! It'll be End of an Era, did you see that destruction? DID YOU SEE THE EXPLOSIONS?!




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You're not going to say it'll be Aeris?





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Why do you bring that up again, I thought I told you that was in the past and we should never speak of it.




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Touchhhy. Okay other than end of an era which one do you l--





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Ooh ooh ahh ahh!






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What is that?





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Oh that's my pet monkey! Zidane!





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Oooh ooh ahh ahh!





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Who's a cute monkey! You're a cute monkey!





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oooooh ooooh!





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Which one do you like monkey man!





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Ahh ahhh oooh!





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What'd he say?





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Do I look like I speak monkey?





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GUYYYYSSSSSSSS

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Crap, who invited Tidus?



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Guyysss what are you doing withouttt meeeee? :cry:





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Stop crying! We're just presenting an award!





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Without me :(?





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Stop... stop crying.. tidus.. stop-- we... STOP CRYING!





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All I do is befriend you guys. I just want you to play blitzball with me. And you don't even want to be friends, you don't invite me to speeches or yoga practice! I was looking for you guys I needed to tell you a story...



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This isn't another story about how you stepped on a bug and that made you sad is it?





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... oooh..... :shifty:






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God Tidus, this is why we didn't invite you, you're too emotional.





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I'M NOT EMOTIONAL! :cry:


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YES YOU ARE.





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Why'd you invite the monkey and not me!





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Cause the monkey is adorable. Aren't you, you're just so cute! :D





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Oooh oooh ahhh! :jess:





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Ugh, we need to see who won this award





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Ooo OO AhhhAhhh





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What are you doing?





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He's a monkey too! We're all going to become monkeys! AHHHHH.





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I think he knows what moment won! I'm trying to ask the monkey what won!





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I think that award chocobo can speak monkey. Let's ask him!





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Why can't you ask me?





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No one would tell you who won, it'd upset you. You're too emotional.





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I'M NOT EMOTIONAL! :cry:


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Hey Award Chocobo, What's the monkey saying? Who won? Oh, right, the envelope... whatever. And the winner is...



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Agent Proto
12-16-2012, 01:41 AM
http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/258/e/b/balthier_by_jeje87-d5esjg4.jpg

/smug

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:42 AM
Cloud's sleeveless suit is kind of badass.

I know right? And he's showing off his arms and his victory pose too! :D

Pike
12-16-2012, 01:42 AM
*chants* OPERA HOUSE, OPERA HOUSE, OPERA HOUSE

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:43 AM
Award Chocobo: This little bird can tell you that Lightning won that award by a single vote! On another note, here's a little more red carpet delight for you all! Another photo taken, another photo developed!


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Cloud, Tifa, Drezel, and Marlene - so happy together! Photographer: Latias413 (http://latias413<br />.deviantart.com/)


I really love this!

It's an adorable photograph! :D

smittenkitten
12-16-2012, 01:44 AM
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn - End of an Era (http://lodestone.finalfantasyxiv.com/pl/meteor/index.html), ftw please! :kaocheer:

Faris
12-16-2012, 01:45 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Fariswin.gif Come on Tidus disappears! Go away you crybaby!

LadyJuxtaposition
12-16-2012, 01:45 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/Ashley-pie/EoFF/Fariswin.gif Arrrr :love: I'm glad they won~

Me too! I knew they would make the cutest couple! :D