101 Insane things to do for no reason

[Citizen Bleys]

1. Attend a hip-hop concert dressed as a 17th century nobleman. Flag down a random concertgoer and say "I say, old chap, I seem to have misplaced my monocle. Have you seen one hereabouts?"

[themagicroundabout]

2, Freeze an egg, crack the shell off and eat it like a lollipop.

[Jinx]

3. Date someone from EoFF.

[Skyblade]

No, this is how you do it, TB:

4. Jiro

[Laddy]

5. Jiro dressed as a chocobo.

[Madame Adequate]

6. Say "Kelloggs" to your local priest tomorrow. 37,000 times in succession.

[Jiro]

What the hell have I got to do with anything?

[Chris]

7. People tell me that I shouldn't make carrot popsicles? :confused:

[Old Manus]

old chapI dispute that this was a 17th century idiom.

8. Vote Conservative

[Skyblade]

What the hell have I got to do with anything?

This is a list of insane things to do for no reason. You're insane, so doing you clearly qualifies for this list.

Don't feel too bad, though, there are plenty of other EoFFers who should show up here as well, you're just the first one I thought of who I figured wouldn't get mad at me.

[Jinx]

What the hell have I got to do with anything?

I honestly don't know.

[Jiro]

What the hell have I got to do with anything?

This is a list of insane things to do for no reason. You're insane, so doing you clearly qualifies for this list.

Don't feel too bad, though, there are plenty of other EoFFers who should show up here as well, you're just the first one I thought of who I figured wouldn't get mad at me.

I just don't like being called the token nutjob when the reasons I freak out are legitimately life destroying. It's like you're all happy my life is a disaster. :(

[Citizen Bleys]

token nutjob?

EoFF's nujob:non-nutjob ratio is astounding.

[Jiro]

token nutjob?

EoFF's nutjob:non-nutjob ratio is astounding.

Which is why being lauded as the nutjob is incredibly mean.

[Futan]

I'm obviously much more insane than Jiro could ever hope to be. I'm offended that you singled out him instead of me. :mad2:

[Jowy]

#9 hang out in #eoff

[Ouch!]

10. Get into an argument about who's more insane on a Final Fantasy message board.

[Citizen Bleys]

11. Attempt to smoke sandwich meat in a bong made out of a swastika-emblazoned plaster skull.

[Jinx]

12. Give Mercen-X advice. You know he won't take it.

[Raistlin]

12. Lose the will to live.

EDIT: make that 13, though in response to Bleys's.

[Mercen-X]

14? Make gonja out of sliced turkey meat and smoke it in a bong.
12. Give Mercen-X advice. You know he won't take it.

But he will thank you.