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Timekeeper
12-22-2012, 02:48 PM
So hey!
I just burst onto the site and I really felt like I had something to say, so here's me making a big fuss, when all of a sudden I realise I have nothing to say, or at least I don't know what to say.
You know that feels eyeson?

Share your awkwardness here friends.



Yours in Excellence,
~Prime Minister Timekeeper.

Chris
12-22-2012, 02:58 PM
I believe that it's called being a Mod.

Bubba
12-22-2012, 02:59 PM
Halloween at my office. There are some inexpertly-made fairy cakes on sale for 20p each.

Me: "Ha, who made these?! They look like they've been sat on by a fat man."
Female Co-worker: "My daughter made them for halloween."
Me: "...oh..."
Female Co-worker: "...."
Me: "...."

Timekeeper
12-22-2012, 03:02 PM
I believe that it's called being a Mod.
I'm confused, I don't know what to say!


Yours in Excellence,
~Prime Minister Timekeeper.

krissy
12-22-2012, 03:13 PM
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Clo
12-22-2012, 04:20 PM
I like awkward silences because it means I'm not hearing an idiot speak.

Faris
12-22-2012, 05:12 PM
It's the only time you get peace and quiet in public.

Laddy
12-22-2012, 05:42 PM
That's uh... a nice shirt there...

Jiro
12-23-2012, 08:29 AM
How's the weather today?

Clo
12-23-2012, 04:04 PM
Snow sucks! Right?! Ahahahaha, RIGHT?!

Lonely Paper Star
12-23-2012, 06:30 PM
"...." online is how some friends and I greet each other on Skype. XD


I sometimes cause awkward silences because I'm purposefully trying to ignore the other person and/or half-listening to them...

Shorty
12-28-2012, 12:20 PM
I would so prefer awkward silences to awkward conversation.

Araciel
12-28-2012, 02:32 PM
....

Or fucking small talk. I fucking hate small talk.

Psychotic
12-28-2012, 06:44 PM
Just revel in it. Silences are awesome.

Shiny
12-28-2012, 07:24 PM
Everything about me is awkward so why wouldn't my silences be awkward as well?

Sephex
12-28-2012, 07:26 PM
....

Or fucking small talk. I fucking hate small talk.

So how's it going?

Shorty
12-29-2012, 01:39 AM
You are the worst.

Lone Wolf Leonhart
12-29-2012, 01:47 AM
"Hi"

"Hello"

"So how's it going?"

(12 minutes later)

"Good"

"Sorry I was walking the dog"