Your mistletoe lover

[Hollycat]

Which member of eoff would you like to see most under the mistletoe with you?

[Formalhaut]

I'm predicting this thread will reveal much.

[Balzac]

Eh, Skt or Agrias. They are really the only people I really know here.

[escobert]

Probably agrias or shiny :p

[Loony BoB]

smittenkitten, but I suppose that much is obvious. :p

[Aulayna]

Hmmmm...

Agrias. It'd be so hot you could roast a Turkey off of the heat.

[Futan]

Anyone who doesn't say Cuchulainn is lying.

[krissy]

sylvie

[Shiny]

Agrias and DK both at the same time because I'm greedy

[Tigmafuzz]

sylvie

Under the mistletoe with, not chained to a bed with.

...Although I agree either way.

[Psychotic]

Where to begin?! There are so many ravishing beauties at EoFF!


Quin
Tifa's Boobs
Quinter Wonderland
Melissaur
Harle-Quin
Faris
Flambard D'Quinceteth
DrAssenov
Pure Quin14
LadyJuxtaposition
Stiltzquin
Nikki
Mace Quindu


I think that just about covers it.

[Jiro]

o_O or Levian please.

Or bothBut especially Fujiko.

[Faris]

:aimkiss: You'll never guess who~

[Shlup]

Where to begin?! There are so many ravishing beauties at EoFF!


Quin
Tifa's Boobs
Quinter Wonderland
Melissaur
Harle-Quin
Faris
Flambard D'Quinceteth
DrAssenov
Pure Quin14
LadyJuxtaposition
Stiltzquin
Nikki
Mace Quindu


I think that just about covers it.

Fine, just leave out the mother of your children. Or child. Or snack. I don't remember.

[Clo]

So "lover" makes me think more than kissing.

[Jowy]

itt: nobody wants to publically admit their secret EoFF crushes.

[Jinx]

all of the british eoff peepsexcept steve(pike can come too)

[Sephex]

itt: nobody wants to publically admit their secret EoFF crushes.

I was going to tell you something today, but never mind. :(

[Jowy]

itt: nobody wants to publically admit their secret EoFF crushes.

I was going to tell you something today, but never mind. :(

:aimkiss:

[Clo]

C'mon ya horny ingrates ye know you all mackin on each other :cuch:

[Jowy]

C'mon ya horny ingrates ye know you all mackin on each other :cuch:

She's on to us, boys.

[Hollycat]

No one wants to snog :(

[The Man]

Any of:

Sakura
fire_of_avalon
Agrias
Shiny
Freya
Would be lovely. I'm probably forgetting other people who also belong on this list. Some of these already have boyfriends so that's probably not happening :(

[Tigmafuzz]

I feel like making a list of the EoFFers I think are the cutest/sexiest and numbering them, for the sole purpose of hurting the feelings of the people who end up on the bottom.

[Clo]

I feel like making a list of the EoFFers I think are the cutest/sexiest and numbering them, for the sole purpose of hurting the feelings of the people who end up on the bottom.

Put me at the bottom, I can take it.

:shifty:







/smug

[Jinx]

Not gonna lie, I would do dirty, dirty things to Clo underneath some mistletoe.

[Jowy]

Not gonna lie, I would do dirty, dirty things to Clo underneath some mistletoe.

Who wouldn't? :aimwink:

[Bubba]

Everyone who has posted in this thread

[Clo]

Keep dreamin', lackies.

[Cuchulainn]

C'mon ya horny ingrates ye know you all mackin on each other :cuch:

WTF is mackin?

[Clo]

C'mon ya horny ingrates ye know you all mackin on each other :cuch:

WTF is mackin?

Okay, I dunno any Irish slang. I've been caught.

Mackin' means "making out."

[Pheesh]

Shifting, clo. They call it shifting.

[Clo]

Shifting, clo. They call it shifting.

Shifting between what? :shifty:

[Hollycat]

In ancient greece, kissing someone under the mistletoe was the same as promising to marry them.

[Night Fury]

I'm not kissing any of you fuckers.

[Shauna]

I don't kiss and tell. :shobon:

[Night Fury]

Yeah you'd better keep quiet missy.

[Shauna]

I won't tell a soul. :heart:

[Psychotic]

I'm not kissing any of you smurfers.guess I must've imagined all the flirting with Steve you were doing in his user notes :greenie:

[Night Fury]

I'm not kissing any of you smurfers.guess I must've imagined all the flirting with Steve you were doing in his user notes :greenie:

"Flirting"

:stare:

[Psychotic]

I also now have 5 pictures of you saved on my desktop. How saucy.
Aww Steve babes. You love it really man!Yeah, this is just "being friendly". ;) In other news, Loony BoB isn't a creepy weirdo and I'm going to win Nicest Member.

[Night Fury]

I also now have 5 pictures of you saved on my desktop. How saucy.
Aww Steve babes. You love it really man!Yeah, this is just "being friendly". ;) In other news, Loony BoB isn't a creepy weirdo and I'm going to win Nicest Member.


It's not being friendly, or flirting, it's taking the piss. :lol:

[Faris]

Peeing on Steve will just make things worse, I hope you know.

[Night Fury]

Peeing on Steve will just make things worse, I hope you know.

:yuck:

[Psychotic]

Look, Lockharted, I know you find him really charming and attractive - which is natural - but trust me he's not a very good kisser.

[Night Fury]

Look, Lockharted, I know you find him really charming and attractive - which is natural - but trust me he's not a very good kisser.

Oh? It sounds like you have some experience.

[Chris]

I want Cuch, and I usually go all out for what I want. Stepping up my game here. :wacky:

[Psychotic]

Oh? It sounds like you have some experience.Yeah, once or twice when I was a bit younger and more inexperienced. Told me he was a rich investment banker in the City. He promised me the world. Then I found out he works in a fish-packing factory in Peckham and he kisses like one of the fish. Never again.

[Night Fury]

Oh? It sounds like you have some experience.Yeah, once or twice when I was a bit younger and more inexperienced. Told me he was a rich investment banker in the City. He promised me the world. Then I found out he works in a fish-packing factory in Peckham and he kisses like one of the fish. Never again.

Oh god, that sounds like the worst. It must have taken you some time to get over that.

[Iceglow]

I can't leave you alone for ONE day can I Paul ffs! And one of these days if I must I'll prove you damn wrong about my kissing skills though I can't say the idea of a stubble rash appeals to me.

[Cuchulainn]

C'mon ya horny ingrates ye know you all mackin on each other :cuch:

WTF is mackin?

Okay, I dunno any Irish slang. I've been caught.

Mackin' means "making out."

Kissing is...kissing..or snogging.

However when one witnesses ones associate in the act of 'snogging' or 'kissing' it is not unknown for one to shout across "GET 'ER BUCKED". A phrase encouraging ones associate to attempt to move the 'kissing' and 'public petting' on to the act of carnal affairs.



And Steve stubble rash on your arsehole is a common occurrence for you is it not? I think we can give up the pretence of being coy about it don't you?


And Chris...sadly my friend, unless 'stepping up your game' involves you looking like Natalie Portman, growing ovaries and developing a very presentable pair of baps you may be wasting your time. I'm flattered and if i went that way I'd be a lucky smurfer but perhaps expend your energies on more achievable goals. Steve's available. He's no stranger to beard rashes it seams.

[Iceglow]

And Steve stubble rash on your arsehole is a common occurrence for you is it not? I think we can give up the pretence of being coy about it don't you?


Cuch I thought we were keeping your need to toss my salad a secret!

[Cuchulainn]

to hell with our secrets. i wanna scream our lettucy love from the roof tops

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Hey boys, ;)

[Jiro]

What the fuck has happened in here

[The Man]

#tot: EoFF forum version.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

What the fuck has happened in here

Dak, come here and I will show you.

[Jiro]

Is this happening again xD

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm not kissing any of you fuckers.

I was going to make a list, but now I'll just say it's you.

[Levian]

Let's see

where's that picture.

ah.

there we go

http://i.imgur.com/tF6Rn.jpg

[Mercen-X]

Christmas, Ko Ko/Iri Valentine (though hasn't made an appearance in years... I miss her), Shorty, Faris, Arizona (she made my "happy birthday" thread), MsTiffie, Shiny, smitten, Aulayna... I don't know what's supposed to be going on under that mistletoe but I want in.

[Flaming Ice]

I think I'll stand there alone....:)







And Chris...sadly my friend, unless 'stepping up your game' involves you looking like Natalie Portman, growing ovaries and developing a very presentable pair of baps you may be wasting your time. I'm flattered and if i went that way I'd be a lucky smurfer but perhaps expend your energies on more achievable goals. Steve's available. He's no stranger to beard rashes it seams.



Holly Berries...?

No, those are manberries!

[Mercen-X]

I want a mistletoe lover so I don't have to... mistletoe(?) alone...
:I find it funny that there is still no smiley for shrugging:

[Shorty]

Seven Minutes in Heaven with Shiny and Clo.

Also, I bet I could kiss Lev if I got a little booze in him. :aimkiss:

[Pumpkin]

I was going to give a serious answer but instead I'll just say Futan.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Let's see

where's that picture.

ah.

there we go

http://i.imgur.com/tF6Rn.jpg

Threeway?

[Bubba]

Agreed! ;)

[Mercen-X]

Okay, in all seriousness: Just Christmas. (she doesn't have a nose!)

[maybee]

Nobody.

You'll only break my poor wee heart. :cry:

[Tigmafuzz]

Nobody.

You'll only break my poor wee heart. :cry:

Wait... you people have hearts?

[Mercen-X]

I have no heart. But I'll let you break something else.

[Araciel]

My GF :(

[Clo]

Now, instead of this mistletoe shit, who would you kiss at midnight on New Year's Eve?

[Jinx]

Now, instead of this mistletoe trout, who would you kiss at midnight on New Year's Eve?

Still Clo.

[Mercen-X]

U

[Tigmafuzz]

Me

[Futan]

A bottle.

[Sephex]

A bottle.

Is there a ship in this bottle? Do you stick your tongue in this bottle while trying to lick the front of the ship that has one of those semi nude ladies carved onto it? If so, then you practice on of Edward James Olmos' favorite pastimes.

[Laddy]

Let's see

where's that picture.

ah.

there we go

http://i.imgur.com/tF6Rn.jpg

Threeway?

OH FUCK I'M LATE GODDAMIT

[maybee]

A bottle.

I'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE, YOU GOTTA TREAT ME THE RIGHT WAY.~

[Shiny]

A bottle.

I'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE, YOU GOTTA TREAT ME THE RIGHT WAY.~
...Get out.

[Agrias]

I would probably kiss Stu or Cuch.

CAUSE THEY BE DEAD SEXEHHHH

http://www.thedistractionnetwork.com/images/anybody-remember-050.jpg

[Mercen-X]

A bottle.

I'M A GENIE IN A BOTTLE, YOU GOTTA TREAT ME THE RIGHT WAY.~

Rub. It's RUB... the right way. Which I can do.

[Shorty]

There will be no rubbing.

[Mercen-X]

Me

Okay, but nothing past 1st.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Me

Okay, but nothing past 1st.

More like "nothing past 1st after you've hit a home run and I'm coming around for a 2nd time" amirite :smug:

[Mercen-X]

There will be no rubbing.

I make no promises... and trust me, you'll be content.

[Shorty]

:stare:

[Rocket Edge]

I would choose the best looking female on this site. You know who you are sugartits. :aimkiss:

[Mercen-X]

Yourself? Ooh! Bazinga!

[Shiny]

He's obviously talking about Levian "Sugartits" McGee. And if he isn't well then I'm fantasizing about it.