Attn: Raistlin - good news - a thousand Raistlins are worth 1 Mini Egg!

[Pike]

They're back.

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[NeoCracker]

Fuck yes.

[Psychotic]

Holy shit, a Quina within a Quina.

[Yar]

While I laud and support the return of Reese's Eggs I just want to point that it is still the first week of January :|

[Pike]

Holy shit, a Quina within a Quina.

QUINCEPTION

[Shorty]

MINI EGGS ARE BETTER

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[NeoCracker]

MINI EGGS ARE BETTER

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Well, I think it's time to organize the lynch mob.

[Slothy]

MINI EGGS ARE BETTER

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Something we both agree on other than the fact we're awesome.


Well, I think it's time to organize the lynch mob.

Come at me bro!

[Shorty]

Do it. My supporters are in the shadows and they will snap your necks!

edit: as seen above!

[Aulayna]

http://www.ourcupsrunnethover.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cadbury-mini-eggs.jpg

Now in the correct packaging. ;)

[NeoCracker]

Do it. My supporters are in the shadows and they will snap your necks!

edit: as seen above!

If I can see it, he's doing a pretty shit job at staying in the shadows.

[Shorty]

They reveal themselves when pertinent :colbert:

[NeoCracker]

They reveal themselves when pertinent :colbert:

I figured 'pertinant' in this situation would be AFTER the neck snapping.

In which case my point stands.

[Raistlin]

Hell yes! Time to go buy out the grocery store.


MINI EGGS ARE BETTER

There is nothing better than Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. Not only are they better than any other candy, but they are better and more important than you. Bow down and worship them.

[Shorty]

I'm gonna be doing some neck-snapping myself here in a minute :aimmad:

[NeoCracker]

What, since your supporter who you claim do that for you seem incapable?

Face it, your rejection of the Reeses Egg has made you weak.

[Aulayna]

Peanut butter is whaff and subsequently Reese's candy is overrated.

After all the hype I'd heard about Reese's candy I was immensely disappointed that it tastes as stale as cheapo out of date sweets from a corner shop.

Just, y'know, saying.

[Bunny]

I'm going to open up a grocery store/shopping center where you can just buy holiday shit year round. This is fucking ridiculous.

[Shorty]

Just you wait, Neo. They're coming just like winter is coming.

[NeoCracker]

Just you wait, Neo. They're coming just like winter is coming.

You mean they are going to show up where they're not wanted, hang around making everyone miserable for no real reason, then leaving and making us all feel better again?

[Aulayna]

Winter is awesome. Winter clothes are the best.

[Slothy]

Do it. My supporters are in the shadows and they will snap your necks!

edit: as seen above!

If I can see it, he's doing a pretty shit job at staying in the shadows.

Her other supporters can stay in the shadows before snapping necks. I prefer to look my opponent in the eye before I take his life so he may see the end coming and despair.

[NeoCracker]

Do it. My supporters are in the shadows and they will snap your necks!

edit: as seen above!

If I can see it, he's doing a pretty trout job at staying in the shadows.

Her other supporters can stay in the shadows before snapping necks. I prefer to look my opponent in the eye before I take his life so he may see the end coming and despair.

Yet she used you as the example of her supporter in the shadows.

For being allegedly 'awesome' you certainly aren't showing very much synergy as a team.

[Raistlin]

The only thing despairing is your life for not recognizing the amazing perfection that is Reese's eggs.

[Madame Adequate]

Reese's is amazing but I've got to say, Mini Eggs are better.

[Shorty]

Do it. My supporters are in the shadows and they will snap your necks!

edit: as seen above!

If I can see it, he's doing a pretty trout job at staying in the shadows.

Her other supporters can stay in the shadows before snapping necks. I prefer to look my opponent in the eye before I take his life so he may see the end coming and despair.

Yet she used you as the example of her supporter in the shadows.

For being allegedly 'awesome' you certainly aren't showing very much synergy as a team.

The supporter hiding in the shadows that I was referring to hasn't revealed himself yet, though I will say that MILF was a nice surprise because he and I are never, ever on the same side.

[NeoCracker]

Do it. My supporters are in the shadows and they will snap your necks!

edit: as seen above!

If I can see it, he's doing a pretty trout job at staying in the shadows.

Her other supporters can stay in the shadows before snapping necks. I prefer to look my opponent in the eye before I take his life so he may see the end coming and despair.

Yet she used you as the example of her supporter in the shadows.

For being allegedly 'awesome' you certainly aren't showing very much synergy as a team.

The supporter hiding in the shadows that I was referring to hasn't revealed himself yet, though I will say that MILF was a nice surprise because he and I are never, ever on the same side.

Thats support I'd be distancing myself from if I were you.

[Madame Adequate]

I need to reconsider my candy opinions clearly. If Sarah thinks something is good it can't be.

[Jowy]

They reveal themselves when pertinent :colbert:


What, since your supporter who you claim do that for you seem incapable?

Face it, your rejection of the Reeses Egg has made you weak.

THAT WOULD BE ME.

I'll just do the neck-snapping on her behalf for payment of delicious mini-eggs. Not the dark chocolate ones though, ew.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I want to be on the Reeses Egg Team. But being in the Sarah Shadow Squad sounds so much cooler.

[NeoCracker]

I want to be on the Reeses Egg Team. But being in the Sarah Shadow Squad sounds so much cooler.

You say this as you've already witnessed the squads ineptitude?

[Jowy]

We have lots of mini-eggs to share. You can't really share reese's peanut butter eggs unless you buy the six pack of them!

[Shorty]

What you mistake for ineptitude is clearly superiority to the rest of these good people here.

[Sephex]

I prefer Andie Mints.

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[Jowy]

I want to be on the Reeses Egg Team. But being in the Sarah Shadow Squad sounds so much cooler.

You say this as you've already witnessed the squads ineptitude?

Your words cut me like a hot knife through a Reese's peanut butter egg. Try and cut a mini-egg with a knife. It remains stalwart and firm.

[NeoCracker]

1) They've pre-maturely revealed themelves
2) You don't even seem to be aware of who is in this squad, none the less what each person actually does
3) Who buys only one reeses egg?
4) On our own, those who partake of the Reese's egg need no assistance against a horde of you lot.
5) @Jowy: That makes them good for an anal bead substitute I guess.

[Shorty]

I prefer Andie Mints.

(USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST)

I'll spare your life because I love Andes mints.

The fact remains that Reese's eggs are just not as satisfying.

[NeoCracker]

Andes Mints are tasty. No Reeses Eggs, but tastey.

[Jowy]

wh-why would you ever waste mini-eggs like that!

[Slothy]

4) On our own, those who partake of the Reese's egg need no assistance against a horde of you lot.

You think chocolate and peanut butter is a good combination yet are willing to pass on any assistance you may be offered? Your funeral bub.


wh-why would you ever waste mini-eggs like that!

We've already established that he prefers his chocolate either filled with or, in this case, covered in shit. It's not really a waste if he'd still eat them.

[Aulayna]

This thread is no longer meeting my eggspectations.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Do you have to pick a side. This is how wars begin can't we just have the best of both worlds.

[NeoCracker]

@ JOWYthe better question is why would you waste the materials and man power to make those in the first place.

@Vivi. I'll take the assistance. I just don't need it. :p

[Psychotic]

Look, Creme Eggs are better than both, but to claim some peanut butter trash is in the same league as Mini Eggs is ridiculous. Even if you do have bizarre and decidedly unyellow packaging for them.

[Raistlin]

We have lots of mini-eggs to share. You can't really share reese's peanut butter eggs unless you buy the six pack of them!

There are bags of the smaller ones!

http://d1nwvl90h5czsj.cloudfront.net/reeses-peanut-butter-eggs.jpg

EDIT:


You think chocolate and peanut butter is a good combination...

Chocolate and peanut butter is the best combination.

[Slothy]

Do you have to pick a side. This is how wars begin can't we just have the best of both worlds.

The only good that ever came out of putting peanut butter in chocolate eggs is that it made it much easier to identify and kill my enemies come Easter.

[Shorty]

Guys, we shouldn't judge Neo for however he wants to put mini eggs to use. If he'd prefer to ram them up where the sun don't shine, that's his own private business and we shouldn't judge him for it.

[Jowy]

Look, Creme Eggs are better than both, but to claim some peanut butter trash is in the same league as Mini Eggs is ridiculous. Even if you do have bizarre and decidedly unyellow packaging for them.

CREME EGGS? REALLY?! :aimmad:


This thread is no longer meeting my eggspectations.

This immediately came to mind as another bad egg-related pun:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-p_B7agTuyGU/UG9eC6AlN4I/AAAAAAAAAHY/jZilWGCiuJI/s1600/IE03.png

[Aulayna]

That is an eggscellent point.

[Shorty]

Look, Creme Eggs are better than both, but to claim some peanut butter trash is in the same league as Mini Eggs is ridiculous. Even if you do have bizarre and decidedly unyellow packaging for them.

CREME EGGS? REALLY?! :aimmad:

JUST SHUT YOUR TRAP he's on our side with mini eggs vs. reese's!

which is frankly all that I care about!

[Aulayna]

Okay okay this is getting ridiculous now.

Bitches, please:

http://www.chockies.net/WebRoot/StoreLFR/Shops/62049378/49AC/0556/A3BF/43A6/23F0/C0A8/28BC/43C3/maxi_kinder_eggs_0020_paques_0020_150gr.jpg

/thread

[Jowy]

Okay okay this is getting ridiculous now.

Bitches, please:

http://www.chockies.net/WebRoot/StoreLFR/Shops/62049378/49AC/0556/A3BF/43A6/23F0/C0A8/28BC/43C3/maxi_kinder_eggs_0020_paques_0020_150gr.jpg

/thread

us americans can't have nice things. :aimcry:

[Psychotic]

Look it goes like this

1. Creme Eggs
2. Mini Eggs
...
162: Cardboard
163: Whatever the smurf these peanut butter eggs are.

Those are the terms of my loyalty in this war, Mr. Jowy. Take it or leave it. :colbert:

[Jowy]

Look it goes like this

1. Creme Eggs
2. Mini Eggs
...
162: Cardboard
163: Whatever the smurf these peanut butter eggs are.

Those are the terms of my loyalty in this war, Mr. Jowy. Take it or leave it. :colbert:

You have yourself a deal, sir. If they put a little bit of caramel in the middle to simulate a yolk, those would probably the GOAT candy.

[NeoCracker]

Mini egg supporters:

Shorty - The self proclaimed leader (Claims others are supporters), knows not who she is sided with, nor what they do. Resorts to passive aggressive comments on opponents sexual desires.

Edit: Also known to resort to more direct attacks on hypothetical sexual preference in an attempt to discredit.

Jowy - Isn't even aware of the forms his proposed foe can take. Requires offerings to fight for Mini-Eggs, showing lack of loyalty to the Ideal.

Edit: Appears mentally incapable of properly eating a reese's egg. May explain contempt for them.

Edit2: Shows lack of knowledge in regards to his own snack of choice.

Vivi22 - When called on Shadow hiding, was quick to claim he operated differently. Either he is covering, or is to short sighted to see the claims of his proposed leader, Shorty.

Aulayna - Makes bad egg puns. Her first attempt at a defense of mini-eggs was 'nuh-uh, winter's great'.

Edit: Also attempts to wave off opponents attacks by pretending they don't matter.
Edit2: Denies previous remarks were made as a defence. Either poor attempt to cover, or flighty and partially un-aware of the situation she is in. Either way, determined as a non threat.

Edit3: Also claim o affiliation, yet goes after one side specifically.

I'm My Own Milf - Loyalty to Mini-Egg's feeble enough to turn on them because someone else likes them. Regardless, track record of horrible taste.

Psychotic - Non-Entity in terms of threat.

Yeah, for some reason I'm not to worried here.

[Shorty]

Neo puts mini eggs up his butt in support of Reese's eggs.

[Jowy]

Odin himself regularly accepted offerings in the form of sacrifice. Are you calling Odin a bitch? I face my enemies head-on with confidence knowing that I will emerge victorious!

[Aulayna]

Mini egg supporters:

Shorty - The self proclaimed leader (Claims others are supporters), knows not who she is sided with, nor what they do. Resorts to passive aggressive comments on opponents sexuality.

Jowy - Isn't even aware of the forms his proposed foe can take. Requires offerings to fight for Mini-Eggs, showing lack of loyalty to the Ideal.

Vivi22 - When called on Shadow hiding, was quick to claim he operated differently. Either he is covering, or is to short sighted to see the claims of his proposed leader, Shorty.

Aulayna - Makes bad egg puns. Her first attempt at a defense of mini-eggs was 'nuh-uh, winter's great'.

I'm My Own Milf - Loyalty to Mini-Egg's feeble enough to turn on them because someone else likes them. Regardless, track record of horrible taste.

Psychotic - Isn't even here out of loyalty to Mini-egg, but hatred of Reeses. His presence has already caused a wave within your ranks.


Yeah, for some reason I'm not to worried here.

Reese's Eggs Supporters

NeoCracker - tries too hard.

[NeoCracker]

Shorty's file has been updated accordingly.

As is Aulayna's.

[Psychotic]

Psychotic - Isn't even here out of loyalty to Mini-egg, but hatred of Reeses. His presence has already caused a wave within your ranks.Would be true except for the fact that I genuinely love Mini Eggs. I just like their big brother a bit more. I've been to the Cadbury factory and saw the parrot. Did you even know there was a Mini Egg parrot? Of course you didn't, pleb. Do not question my loyalty again.

[Shorty]

You're the one who assumes that such an action only correlates with gays! I'd call that a surpression of sexuality if there ever was one, sir.

[NeoCracker]

Point taken, the log shall be updated accordingly.

[Aulayna]

Shorty's file has been updated accordingly.

As is Aulayna's.

Also I never offered actual support in either direction outside of saying:

1) The UK Mini Eggs packaging is the proper one
2) Reese's are overrated and taste bad
3) Kinder Eggs are the OTP

So:

Supporters or Reese's Eggs

NeoCracker - tries to hard, can't get facts correct.

[Jowy]

Did you ever leave a bag of mini-eggs out in direct sunlight for a few hours? That shell remains intact, but inside is just gooey delicious perfection. Try that and tell me there's nothing else like it.

[Shorty]

You can't do that with Reese's eggs. It becomes liquid crap instead of just regular crap.

[Psychotic]

Did you ever leave a bag of mini-eggs out in direct sunlight for a few hours? That shell remains intact, but inside is just gooey delicious perfection. Try that and tell me there's nothing else like it.!!!

I've always liked them when they're slightly melty but never even considered deliberately bringing about the meltage. Sir, I am in your debt.

[Jowy]

You can't do that with Reese's eggs. It becomes liquid crap instead of just regular crap.

And you have to scrape the chocolate/peanut butter melty mess off of that little cardboard sleeve with your teeth and it gets stuck.



Did you ever leave a bag of mini-eggs out in direct sunlight for a few hours? That shell remains intact, but inside is just gooey delicious perfection. Try that and tell me there's nothing else like it.!!!

I've always liked them when they're slightly melty but never even considered deliberately bringing about the meltage. Sir, I am in your debt.

They fell out of my grocery bag one year and I didn't notice until I went out later that afternoon. The absolute definition of serendipity.

[NeoCracker]

Logs updated again.

[Jowy]

Logs updated again.

Can you propose a better way of eating them after they are melted in the packaging? I'm not getting a fork out if I just bought one from the gas station impulse rack.

[Psychotic]

I updated my logs too. I keep them in your user name.

[NeoCracker]

The problem is you are letting them melt in the packaging. Don't blame them for your own negligence.

[Jowy]

That name fits so well with the custom rank.

The retailer is letting them melt, not I!

[NeoCracker]

I have, in my life, once gotten a melted Reeses egg.

You simply need to better assess your purchases.

Psychotic log updated.

[Psychotic]

The problem is you are letting them melt in the packaging. Don't blame them for your own negligence.Let me break it down for you:

Unmelted Mini Eggs kick the shit out of Unmelted Reese Piss.
Melted Mini Eggs kick the shit out of Melted Reese Piss.

Where's the beef? I don't know, but I imagine chocolate covered beef would taste like ass yet would still be better than your poor excuse for confectionary.

[Aulayna]

Evidently my knickers are getting in less of a twist sitting on this fence then those of the proponents of Reese's Eggs.

[Psychotic]

Psychotic log updated.I don't abuse power in a childish way, what are you talking about? In fact, I'm going to correct your log by abusing my power in a ch... ohhhhhhhhh. Boy is my face red. :redface:

Oh well, I'd hate to disappoint a fan. :aimkiss:

[NeoCracker]

No Idea what you are talking about Psy.

[Shorty]

With the atrocious lies that are being spread here by Neo about chocolate, we can only assume that the slander in his pathetic little log are lies as well.

IGNORE THAT MAN, FOLKS

[Aulayna]

Okay. Whilst I was enjoying the playful ribbing I actually now have my first legitimate contribution to make to this thread.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk5u8acnOu1qdyrqxo1_400.jpg

What the fuck? That looks nothing like an egg.

:colbert:

[NeoCracker]

So, what you are saying is, "Ignore whatever all of our opposition says rather then respond or make an actualy defense or point".

As long as you're upfront about it, I guess that's fine.

[Psychotic]

Boy, I kind of laid waste to this thread, huh? I feel like the Attila the Hun of the chocolate egg world.

[Shorty]

Several points have been made that you have chosen to ignore. :colbert:

mini eggs side = joe biden
reese's eggs side = paul ryan

[NeoCracker]

I've taken notes of your points, the problem is the are, at best, nonsensical.

There is a guy right now in his basement wearing a tin foil hat with an anti-alien defense shield powered by his hamster on a wheel. It's not really an argument worth fighting, as it's so apparently wrong it would be nothing but a waste of time.

[Aulayna]

EGG (http://www.pachd.com/free-images/food-images/egg-01.jpg) - Mini Eggs (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_huGSYp5ekz0/S7oC0hLB00I/AAAAAAAACFU/Rc1rHgtq0mk/s1600/eggs2.jpg)
EGG (http://www.pachd.com/free-images/food-images/egg-01.jpg) - Kinder Eggs (http://dizfanatic.com/Magical_Collections_002_Disney_PVC_Figures_Kinder_Surprise4-1.jpg)
EGG (http://www.pachd.com/free-images/food-images/egg-01.jpg) - Generic Easter Eggs (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Easter-Eggs-1.jpg)

EGG (http://www.pachd.com/free-images/food-images/egg-01.jpg) - Reese's "Egg" (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhgjghfyU31qdc05do1_400.jpg)

America what are you doing?

America...

STAHP!

[Jowy]

I've never seen speckles like that on mini-eggs.

[Aulayna]

Then you, my friend, are missing out.

[Jowy]

Is it just extra chocolate?! Oh man, that'd be decadent if so. You should totes send me some of the speckled ones.

[Bunny]

Several points have been made that you have chosen to ignore. :colbert:

mini eggs side = joe biden
reese's eggs side = paul ryan

So both sides are losers? Nice argument.

[Quindiana Jones]

Reese's lose the "Best Egg" competition by virtue of not being an egg. They are, however, some of the finest disc-shaped chocolates I have sampled.

Second only to Minstrels. Pro-tip, if you like melted Mini Eggs, melted Minstrels will cause the most unholy of messes in your pants. :D

[fire_of_avalon]

And on team compromise, it looks like Mini Eggs & Reese's eggs had babies.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2678/4493608799_8db5968073.jpg
And those, friends, are the best.

[Shauna]

Mini Eggs are glorious creations. :3 I could really go for some. xD

[Old Manus]

I don't eat mini eggs because I'm afraid it might send out the wrong message about the size of my testicles.

[Raistlin]

Mini eggs are good, but nothing compared to the glorious Reese's eggs. GTFO out my thread, you poor, deprived hijackers (some of you who have apparently never even had Reese's eggs).

Quin and foa are finally two newcomers to this thread with actual taste.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wtf is this thread so long already?


I'm going to open up a grocery store/shopping center where you can just buy holiday shit year round. This is fucking ridiculous.

I would give you all the money.

[Shorty]

You know how seriously we take our food debates.

[Night Fury]

You're all wrong.

http://images.ukcs.net/11015/CremeEgg.png

[Quindiana Jones]

It's already been said that the Creme Egg is king. It's so intrinsically true that I didn't feel the need to repeat it. :D

[Shauna]

I am gonna be heathenous today. I don't like creme eggs that much. They're far too sweet. I have one and then I am completely done for like 6 months. :(

[Jinx]

wtf is a mini egg?

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm going to buy all three of these and gorge myself on them. None of you get any until you can behave.

[Aulayna]

I am gonna be heathenous today. I don't like creme eggs that much. They're far too sweet. I have one and then I am completely done for like 6 months. :(

I can agree with this one.

Well at least until some smart alec in the pub decides to start discussing various ways Creme Eggs can be eaten... then they have to be tried and tested of course!