Trying To Sell This In My Post Christmas Sale

[Cuchulainn]

Hello fuckers. I've a few left over items that never got sold over Christmas and am now seling at a cut-price rate. Prized among them is the below item i found on a day trip to the Fair City. No time wasters please.

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[Quindiana Jones]

I'll give you a shilling and a seater on my penny farthing for it.

[Cuchulainn]

I thought I said no time wasters?

[Bubba]

I'll trade you for my inebriated Santa...

[Quindiana Jones]

I've got half a Mars bar and a packet a Frazzles. They're yours for the reindeer.

[Loony BoB]

Well, what's the price?

[Faris]

Does it come with potatoes or do I pay with potatoes?

[Cuchulainn]

I'm offering this deluxe reindeer for a cost cutting bargain rate of............









































£5.00

[Shorty]

We'll give you our firstborn for it.




We'll give it to you anyway, without trading for the reindeer.

[Cuchulainn]

an elf for the reindeer.....i'll consider your offer.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'l give you page 45 of every Harry Potter book, each functioning as one of Loony BoB's horcruxes.

[Cuchulainn]

im not fluent in nerdspeak so you'll have to forgive me but did you just say something about whores?

[Quindiana Jones]

I will also provide you with whore crotches.

[fire_of_avalon]

Omfg best conversation ever. Rep for everyone.

[Iceglow]

I'll give you a couple of Liffey Waters for it.

[theundeadhero]

Upoon agreement, will you let it fly to my location? What sort of promises can you make that it will arrive at my location?

[Cuchulainn]

No promises whatsoever, so you in?

[Shoeberto]

No promises whatsoever, so you in?
I'm in.

A sum of $1,000USD is being transferred to your private off-shore account.

Which comes out to about £5, given the economic downturn.

[Cuchulainn]

Smart man, you know a bargain when you see one. While we're here I also need your credit card number and pin code. Purely for administrative purposes you understand.

[Quindiana Jones]

Okay, I can see that you're not dicking around, and friendship won't sway you.

I will offer you a decorative pillow case, only slightly used, and six - six - conkers.

[Chris]

I'd gladly pay whatever price, but only if it means that you'll throw yoruself into the deal, Cuch. :jess:

[~*~Celes~*~]

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