TYRRRRRANICAL

[Shorty]

What would your first act as evil tyrant overlord be?

[krissy]

shut down eoff

[Iceglow]

wiping out all religions, you must bow to the fact that we're a godless bunch of assholes or else meet your maker in your afterlife.

[Aulayna]

Blow the world up. If I can't be happy then no-one else can.

:radred:

[krissy]

wait, you said evil, i may have to rethink my answer

[Gogolian]

Take Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus and make them fight for death.
The winner gets music lessons.

[Madame Adequate]

Exterminate all trees, grasses, fields, and other plant life.

[fire_of_avalon]

Cut Nicki Minaj in the face.

[G13]

Force Laddy to eat all the bacon his little body can hold.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Men of EoFF orgy. It will be videotaped and sold. All proceeds will go to funding my evil army.

[Jinx]

I'd finally have my male harem. I'm not sure if that's tyrannical, though.

SoL and I would finally have our babies and raise them to be totally evil. I would get him his own male harem.

[Sephex]

Everyone is required to play through the 2006 version of Sonic the Hedgehog.

[theundeadhero]

Make if futile to resist.

[blackmage_nuke]

Legalise gay marriage, Certain drugs, and form a new democtratic system

[Shlup]

Pardon non-violent drug offenders, shut down for-profit prisons, and maybe convert a lot of the buildings into homes for the mentally deficient. Because I'm a naive idealist like that.

[Laddy]

Men of EoFF orgy. It will be videotaped and sold. All proceeds will go to funding my evil army.All hail TSoL for evil overload. All hail our benevolent dicktator.

[Pumpkin]

Free donuts to everyone. Unless you have a potty mouth. Then you get prison.

[Shorty]

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right to jail, right away

believe it or not jail

jail, right away

[The Man]

As evil tyrant overlord? Kill everyone responsible for email and message board linkspam.

Actually, come to think of it, that's not particularly evil. Most of the world would probably thank me. I need to think of a better first act.

[Shlup]

Oh, wait, I'm evil? In that case my first act would be to pain the White House black. Evil people need a proper domain.

[Bunny]

Remove every living creature from Africa and demolish every city, leaving nothing but ruin in my wake. Build a massive wall that is both impossible to scale and penetrate - essentially making the continent inescapable. Extremely violent criminals of all types, as well as anyone responsible for committing anything that I find reprehensible (the list is quite long) is placed in various "starter zones". The starter zones are equipped with weapons and supplies and every prisoner has 15 minutes to escape the area before they are killed - it is impossible to return once you exit the facility. The battle for their lives begins and the entire thing is broadcast on the BTN (Bunny Television Network). There is no real winner, only lots of losers.

Also any civilization that begins to form or any warlord that begins to attempt to take control over any area is automatically disqualified and executed.

Anyone who speaks out against this form of entertainment wins a free African vacation.

[Araciel]

Ban pants.

[Shorty]

:stare:

[Quindiana Jones]

Whore Cavern.

[Shorty]

Whore Island?

[Quindiana Jones]

I only have one penis.

[Araciel]

I only have one penis.

You never cease to disappoint.

[Psychotic]

My first act would be to demand that Quin have numerous penises surgically attached to his body. I'm talking Quin looking like a dick sea urchin here.

[Wolf Kanno]

Sterilize the human race. I may be the first evil overlord and I will be damn sure I'm the last one as well.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Install a worldwide sound system linked to my room/iPod/iPhone, then play dubstep at full volume.


Sterilize the human race. I may be the first evil overlord and I will be damn sure I'm the last one as well.

What if someone grows up resenting that and overthrows you?

[Wolf Kanno]

I doubt he'll be a tyrant if he fought to overthrow me. Still, that's what my Hello Kitty death squad is for:
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[qwertysaur]

Everyone is required to play through the 2006 version of Sonic the Hedgehog.
That's just cruel.

[Clo]

I'd eliminate all haterz and have one huge dance party, from sea to shining sea.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Shiny would be my court jester.

[Rantz]

I dunno I would probably eat a really good meal. I'd be like, someone fetch me the best meal! And then eat it.

[The Man]

Unless part of that meal consists of the long pig, that's not very evil.

[Rantz]

I'll have it prepared by child slaves if that helps? I'm mostly just hungry.

[The Man]

That's suitably evil, I guess.